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  • Sometimes it was hard to see Dan as funny when youve seen him go insane a bunch of times... like he was going to kill someone.

  • I just noticed the picture in season 1 "The Memory Game" is on the wall in the shop, behind the register.

  • Scumball from Spain

  • what episode where roseanne yells at dj and his friend for making to much noise at nite?

  • @CrazyMJFan1: The Commercial Season 4... Sorry for not answering sooner.

  • i hate Becky's hair cut she looks like a dutch boy :p

  • I remember getting a B on something major in school, and I felt like lying in bed for days due to the depression it caused! I am a major overachiever lol!

  • @yalesomebody AMEN!

  • I HATE that they go buy a cake for Darlene but congratulate Becky in no freakin way for YEARS of good work.

  • Columbus WAS a scumbag.. why do history books make him out like some hero? They don't do that (rightfully so) with Hitler. Columbus didn't discover America either, Amerigo Vespucci did if I remember correctly.

  • @Popteart And I think that Columbus made it to America on ACCIDENT....he was trying to get to India....that why he called the people he found there Indians.....but now we know it was America, and call them Native Americans.

  • @morikahjo I was actually going to add that, but I wasn't sure if I remembered it correctly. :)

  • @Popteart Haha! :D Glad I could share the moment. :P

  • Hey that guy is the actor that plays Connie on Seinfeld who created the sleeping place under George's desk!

  • I wish my Mom would have taken me out to dinner or bought me a cake every time I got a B on a big project.

  • What the hell is that Roseanne is cooking on the stove? I know she was joking about ribs.

  • @Popteart haha i know right...the food in the pot looked like some kind of boney stew....nasty!

  • "High school's just learning lies and telling lies". SO TRUE!!

  • lol i love familys that get excited about Bs. my dad was so frickin proud when i got a B xD

  • "Just me and a wall and failure"

    LOL!! Dan you crack me up

  • @shamsky4evr trust me, as someone who works in college, LOTS can't write a good paper. This was realistic. It's all about motivation. It's not hard to write a good paper. people just don't like the topic, get lazy, etc. Darlene wanted this so she was intrinsically motivated to work for it and do well.

  • @csrogc63 She's good at writing no? the poem, etc she just didn't want to apply herself until she was motivated to which she did.

  • @csrogc63 Also, it's a TV show. Lol...

  • @csrogc63 So did I. Not all scholarships are academic. There are such things as GRANTS given out to those who have exceeding literary talent. Mine came from an author native to my state who sponsored a program specifically for that kind of situation.

  • whats the episode where roseanne is working so much and doesnt see the kids so dan takes over and does all the coking and cleaning and roseanne doesnt like how he handles the kids and things??

  • @RENTluver06 I believe what you're looking for is "Workin' Overtime" from Season 1. :)

  • @RENTluver06 Or "Like a new job."

  • Somebody doing somebody else's schoolwork for them, that's cheating.

  • The Pizza Barn? lol

  • Roseanne has the best theme music. I love southern blues music.

  • this show was way better than full house but fresh prince was just as funny as roseanne

  • Most people with souls agree. BEST SITCOM EVER!!

  • I LOVE this show, it actually makes me laugh :D

  • Just because she couldn't write well in school doesn't mean she couldn't write well at all. I'm on my way to having my Associates in composition, and I dropped out of high school. She was going through a depression, and was having a difficult time with her school work.

  • classic

  • Is Darlene on medication for her depression or not??

  • @Jeffrizel1986 Lithium...heavy fucking doses of lithium!

  • @Jeffrizel1986 no dan and roseanne agreed to not put her on meds they want her to come out of this on her time so they try to ease her out of it

  • @babygurlari13 UM - Where did you get that at??????? Never once was there a show about putting Darlene on medication.

  • @lureepatrick no there was an episode where roseanne said she wanted darlene to come out of the mood she was in on her own thats what i meant

  • Was it ever explicitly stated that she received a FULL scholarship?

  • this is season 4. but i think its not about her ability to write the paper, just her will. she later finds her voice through writing and earns a scholarship

  • i love this episode.

  • I totally want the floral leggings Becky was wearing at the beginning, haha.

  • anyone know the episode where darleen smokes weed or does drugs?

  • does anyone know which episode or season where jackie was dating a guy that was beating her?

  • season 5 ep. 13 crime and punishment/ 14 war and peace

  • got it! thanks!!

  • lmao!!

  • I was just looking for that episode!

  • it will be the death of a legend!

  • right on!

  • a lot of families are poor it doesn't make them or anything, and if she wanted a car she should get a job to pay for it. My family didn't buy me a car I bought my own car, I guess mommy and daddy bought you your first car.

  • woah! calm down now, it's just a show!

  • Ah "B"!!

  • Becky is treated like a slave this entire season, and Darlene really does get all the attention for doing NOTHING. Poor Becky...

  • LMfAO This episode is just to frinkin funny

  • I lovvvve this show, thank you so much for posting these episodes!!! :D

  • does anyone know the name of the episode where jackie got abused by gary and darlene walked in on her and seen her back bruised.

  • it wasn't gary, it was fisher, it was in season 5, it is called "crime and punishment" and part 2 of the episode is called "war and peace", it was from 1993.

  • Its called crimes and punishment and it was not

    Gary it was Fisher and that is season 5 and there

    is two parts on the episodes on the DVD set.

  • A party for a "B"?

  • You will be relieved to know since Roseanne is 56 years old she will be around for a few more years at least.

  • John Ritter was 54

  • Oh well then... it naturally follows that Roseanne will die young, too, then. LOL

  • roseanne now and forever

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