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  • HE FUNNY

  • i got food poisoning from subway once. fucking idiots had bad bacon

  • I thought this was a damn train station they called it subway, y'all false advertising again

    

  • I can do my pushup jumping jacks imma push up off your face

  • Sub dezz nutzzz lol

  • sub deez nutts

    

  • what a douche

  • lol spider eggs

  • go black cry to your mama, nigga

  • yo, what sup nigga? ya damn black, except your teeth haha

  • so who is this jerry (jared)?

  • lol how the fuck is it subway

  • :40 epic lmao i love the way he says that

  • orange juice is good for you

  • Dear Subway,

    I do not want my sub toasted, I don't want double meat, I want the same cheese you have always put on the damn thing, I do not want to make it a combo, I do not want to add a cookie, I do not want to add a drink, and if I want a bag I will ask for one.

    Thank You

  • THIS IS A DAMN TRAIN STATION!

  • do you know how i can make my own sub??...bread, cheese, Bologna, BITCH SUBWAY! LMFAO

  • SPIDER EGGS INSIDE MA SUB WEEK AF !

  • Crack nigga!

    Coke nigga!

    Weed nigga!

    Lolololololololol XD

  • This guy has made my day thank you lol

  • How But You Sub Deeze Nutsz!! xDD

  • Eat dese nuts

  • I wonder what do people outside and in the parking lot say when they see you half naked and ranting with uncensored words O_O

  • LooL .. Funny as Hell :)))

  • you are the FUNNY AS HELL

  • that dude lost the wieght crack nigga cocaine nigga weed nigga

  • You are the funniest guy EVER!!!

  • Lolol

  • 'Imma push my fist off yo face, that's what I'm gonna do' lol

  • Haha!

  • fakest channel on youtube.

  • LOL 1:29

  • look in at me like i'm crazy hhhhhhhhhhh

  • Get a bra.

  • How does he have the balls to do all this? LOL

  • how bout you SUB these nuts nigga?!?!

  • he should use the word "um" of instead when he stalls for something to say between sentences

  • What's a vagina?

  • @mcnutters17 it' a pussy

  • What's a vagina?

  • @mcnutters17 it's **

  • press 7 and he will fly like a bird

  • You should go to AAA Insurance and say your name is (your name) and that you are an Alcoholic and wants to enroll in their AA meetings. That would be a trip-ass funny scenario. Put some dried up whiskey on your clothes so you smell like a real drunk wino. Grow your beard out a little and do the act. Put it on youtube I guarantee you'll get "Likes" up-the-azz!

  • Y3A NIGGA!!!!

  • Crack Niggah! Cocaine Niggah! Weed Niggah! Hahaha

  • how about u sub my nuts haha lol

  • those poor cars passing by ._.

  • Niggers suck

  • what u goin do now.what u gonna do now!?!

  • @darkquise13 bro shut the hell up and have a good laugh instead of being a prick he is awesome and the quote "he needs help" is stupid i think u need to stop cutting ur freakin wrist and watch a video without bitching at the person what if i told u that u needed to get some serious help how would that make u feel? So stfu and dont respond to this

  • HOW BOUT YOU SUB DES NUT NIGGA!!!

  • on weed nigga

  • Sub Dez Nuts Nigga! hahaha

  • I'm in tears laughin at this, it's hilarious

  • BREAD, CHEESE, BOLOGNA BITCH! SUBWAY!!! LMAO xD

  • @SavingGabrielband You are just jealous because he is popular

  • @THESOTAENTERTAINMENT I'm really not, I'm sick of dumb niggers like this getting laughs for being fat an ignorant monkeys, niggers deserve to hang to death. Good luck finding a rope to support this mud monkey's weight.

  • ha

  • chris tucker

  • hahaha

    

  • Haha ur so funny

  • I find it funny that no one comes out side and says anything I mean is any one seeing the guy without a shirt on out side of subway but any way I still love his videos XD hahahahah

  • there aint no way but subway

  • I'm fat as hell nigga! lol

  • BREAD CHEESE BOLOGNA BITCH!

  • lol at IM HUNGRY THAN MUTHAFUCKA AND YALL HERE PLAYIN WIT MA ASS

  • Hahaha!!!!!

  • @SavingGabrielband. It's usually dumb bigot honkies that have your people on leashes.

  • This dumb nigger needs to shut the fuck up. Niggers shouldn't be allowed out in public without a leash, this guy is an example of why, they're worse than fucking animals. At least you can kill and eat a cow, in this depraved world we live in, you can go to prison. It's fucking criminal that they have free will now. Bring back "slavery" I think it's remarkable that a negro can hold down a job that doesn't involve working the land, picking cotton ect. And the women arent even worth a fuck.

  • @SavingGabrielband you do understand that this guy is a comedian, and he does this to entertain, right?

  • @lamArandomBFfanboy if i wanted to see monkeys i'd go to the zoo. No one want's to see a fat ignorant ape when we go to eat. Real human beings lose their appetite. Niggers are fucking animals.

  • @SavingGabrielband get the picture u dumb fuck. u talk about ignorance, take a long hard look in the mirror, son

  • @SavingGabrielband so many fucking racist redneck cracka honkys on the internet, lose the computer and go back to fucking your sister.

  • @luke666808g But it's not the racist redneck making of fool of himself on this video, is it?

  • @luke666808g well time to go find SavingGabrielband comment

  • @SavingGabrielband wow your saying that they are ignorant while you yourself are being the ignorant one. you also say that they are animals. if you want to see a fat ignorant ape, go and look in the mirror, and you will definitely see one.

  • @SavingGabrielband hahah nice youre a comedian to right... ?

  • @SavingGabrielband STFU this is comedy u racist piece of shit.

  • @SiggasFan24 There's nothing funny about a retarded monkey that should have stayed in the jungle

  • @SavingGabrielband U racist motherfucker u. U need to stay in yo country. I bet u dont live in the usa. If u do u need to get the fuck out. And dont comment on this vid.

  • @SiggasFan24 I can say what i want you Monkey loving cunt, the only right a nigger has is to hang from his neck in the tree's, at least that way the fucking jobless fat nigger dies where he belongs.

  • @SavingGabrielband Fuck u hatin bitch. This the Siggas Nation so fuck off or we will find u.

  • @SiggasFan24 Wow, big surprise, another nigger making empty threats. Go sell crack to pay for your nappy mothers coke addiction nigger.

  • @SavingGabrielband Bitch u dont fuckin know me ok. And if u said that in my face I would kick yo ass til u die. Come to Miami bitch and I bet u wont make it out of here alive.

  • @SavingGabrielband Listen u dumb fuck stop being such a damn racist dick. Your dumb ignorant ass needs to shut the fuck up OK. Because its people like you that who have no life and think its cool to mess with others for no reason. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE VIDEOS THEN DON'T WATCH THEM OK!!!!!!! GEEZ.

  • @darkquise13 Shut the fuck up you gay ass spook, the only time a nigger is worth shit is in the past when we could sell them, and this fat monkey wouldn't have been worth the shit he flings. Fuck you, Niggers need to die.

  • @SavingGabrielband we love this video go back to your fucking gay as home and finger yourself in the fucking butthole ponk fat bitch you'r some racist redneck with no life you stay hating on people grow up you bitch ass redneck trailer trash bitch dont get fucked up

  • @SavingGabrielband Man your racist assand a piece of shit shut up u r so ignorant and you are dead wrong about black people. Its dumb ass racists like you who piss me off u dumb piece of shit gtfo his video with your bs

  • @darkquise13 LMAO. I can say what i wan't you dumb nigger lover. People like me realize niggers are fucking animals, good for manual labor, unfortunately now they have been deluded into thinking they have rights by fags like you. Shut the fuck up Internet Warrior. I'll watch and say what i want. Cause one day someones gonna burn the flesh from this fat monkeys bones, and I'll have a front row seat. I hope this nappy head fuck dies sooner than later.

  • @SavingGabrielband u know what u right you right you can say whatever you want because that's the law. But you know what even if you don't like it the world you want is long gone. I'm done with this dumb conversation you can hate black people all you want but no one really cares. So bye I'm done arguing with a ignorant racist who i probably will never met.

  • @darkquise13 dont even worry about this fuck. look at his activity on his profile. he comments on a maury video and claims he is 45 that fucked a 15 year old. but dont worry tho, i fucked the hell out of his daughter. had to put a bag over her head tho. still had the best pussy ever. thx @SavingGabrielband, your daughter's pussy was AMAZING

  • @MrFreethrowchamp21 lmfao ha thats funny but this guy is just a dumb ignorant ass retard who needs help and needs to realize that the world is not revolved around slavery anymore those times are over. He is just a redneck racist who don't understand this

  • @darkquise13 yea i know haha. this vid is funny as shit. but that savinggabriel was born out of his moms asshole so thats prolly why he is the way he is

  • @darkquise13 dude is possessed

  • @MrFreethrowchamp21 i know i hope he gets help cause he needs it i swear i mean angry black man is funny

  • @SavingGabrielband I hope you say that to a bunch of black ppl and I hope they strangle you with your fucking spy you dumb fucking redneck racist bitch ass fags like you would not survive around black ppl or any other race I hope you get hit by a car then burned an you get your body parts chopped off fuckin stupid fuck

  • @SavingGabrielband Dude wtf is wrong with you. Ignorant asses like you need to be on a leash. Go back to your Klan asshole.

  • @Bij0524 Nothing is wrong with me, i know that Niggers like this fat ugly fuck are nothing but bugs. They're stupid fucking animals that can't even think, The only time a nigger looks good is either picking cotton or hanging by their neck from trees.

  • @SavingGabrielband I'm bout to say something thats going to make you mad..... ok....... brase yourself....... BLACK PRRESIDENT FUCKING YOUR BABY SISTER!!!

  • @SavingGabrielband Do you really think anybody would even want to listen to you as ignorant as you present yourself? The sheer bullshittery of your comments aside, your comments are full of misspellings and terrible grammar and syntax. If you want people to listen to your hate, at least try to sound like an intelligent human being.

  • @THENEWJMONEY507 your fricking stupid

    

  • @headshotfish1 How am I "fricking stupid," as you say?

  • How about you Sub Deez nuts niga lmfao

  • lonestar card isnt accepted here..

  • JARED? THE FAT LESBIAN

  • LMFAO use transcribed audio. now that hilarious XD!!!

  • @TheDuke747 gives us patrick asap

  • I don't see what's so funny about this. i can see dumb obnoxious niggers just like this just by driving 5 miles down the road to the east side of Indianapolis.

  • @MrYoureAdouche so what no one cares about your life this guy is awesome

  • @TheRihanna36 And no one cares about dumb niggers like this, unless you're an equally dumb nigger.

  • @MrYoureAdouche well I do and this guy is funny I wasn't brought up to be a dumb racist fagot like yourself people are people

  • @TheRihanna36 I'm not racist, i just don't like niggers or white trash. you know, there's a difference between a nigger and a respectable black man. just like there's a difference between white trash and a respectable white man. In my eyes, we're all equally worthless/valuable, depending on who you are and what you do/do not contribute to society.

    btw, you spelled faggot wrong.

  • @MrYoureAdouche ok I see your point but this guy just trying to be a comedian watch his video with the cinnamon challenge you'll see like a regular person

  • @MrYoureAdouche LMAO dude you know he does this for entertainment right? he's not an actual ghetto black guy XD

  • @Waltangle No shit, sherlock. you must be some kind of fucking genius or something!

  • When the shirt comes of, shit gets serious.

  • Dude, you are cool. You rock.

  • sound like u need to make ya own sub or check out publix.

    

  • joker

    

  • Fuck all you Siggas haters. This guy's just doing what he does best

  • what is wrong with this nigger monkey....someone give him a banana.

  • @TheTrollingIndustry You ironically say "what's wrong" whilst in the same sentence saying "nigger". The fact that you'd contradict yourself like that shows that you obviously haven't been brought up right and learnt that racism IS "what's wrong". I'm guessing that you're probably the type of kid who's parents neglected you as a child and stunted your growth. Do yourself a favour and get hit by a train; the world will thank you for saving us from your illiterate racist rants and pure stupidity.

  • @TheTrollingIndustry people like you that's ruining the world theres nothing to be racist about everyone is the same male or female and stupid idiots like you are brought up by your retard parents which they are teaching you wrong its not right to be racist anymore and guess what black people are taking over we have a BLACK PRESIDENT IN THE CHAIR RIGHT NOW AND I LOVE HIM

  • @TheRihanna36 well the president is a fucking Nigger, and the only time a nigger looks good is hanging by his neck from a tree. Useless monkeys. shut the fuck up, this nigger doesnt deserve food at subway anyways

  • @SavingGabrielband why are you messaging me with these comments I hope you have a fun time in hell

  • @SavingGabrielband is that ur only thing to say hang him wtf u deserved to be hanger while on fire in the pits of hell while god laughs at u and deserves to be hanged, for what who has this fun loving comedian wronged, noone and i hope u die a horrible death is what ur mom would have wanted

  • Grant117 how about you go suck @MrYourAdouche 's little penguin dick!!! Your both faggots!! you fuck eaters should go to a subway bath room and angry fuck each other !!

  • @bestreceiverever18 SUB DEEEEZ NUTZ NIGGA.

    PS you're a faggot. seriously. 

  • The decline of western civilization. At no point during your pointless ramblings did anything you said make any damn sense. Everybody that watched this is now a little bit dumber.

  • Stupid ass

  • Looks a little like Wayne Brady

  • I love this guy

  • i love how he always ends is other videos with im out but this one hes like fuck you subway, fuck u nigga lmfao

  • hahahahaha his name is siggas

  • lol it was posted on my birth day

  • I fucking love this niggaaa ;)

  • Lmao subway is stingy I work there. But look on the bright side those jumpin jacks u did burned off a whole 6 inch.

  • Lmao!! The kids vomiting cuz your shirtless man, face it!

  • Bread, cheese, and Bologna lol

  • Is it bad that I work at subway and LOVE THIS?

  • lol

  • hehehe, that was funny! :)

  • haters in the comments are going to hate. You're awesome, dude.

  • Do not listen to all of these racist haters..your opinions have no credibility if you are racist, we just had a national holiday about black people and you are gonna say things like that? Get off of this earth

  • THIS NIGGER SO FAT EVEN HIS CAR HAS STRETCHMARKS

  • @micahholand321 you know what . YOU COULD SUB DEEZ NUTS NIGG-UHHHHH .

    hating ass fooooooo

  • Maybe if you stopped trying to "build your own subway" everytime you eat at subway you'd prob lose weight.

  • nigga put your shirt back on, there are small children watching this

  • fucking funny

  • watch my video by macedogg22

  • Nigga nigga nigga... this is why I hate you monkey's! ! ! NIGGER! You can take the bunny out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the jungle bunny!

  • lol wow smh. its a joke dumbass have some sense of humor ! whitepeople lol racism is in your genes lol typical .

  • @MrxXxMeTaLfAcExXx is you racist

  • HE TOLD YOU YOU COULD ONLY HAVE 4 TOPPINGS BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ANNOYING FUCKING NIGGER.

    goddamn it, i work at a subway and it's people like this that ruin your day.

  • @MrYoureAdouche lmfao whats ruining ur day is the fact that you work at subway hahahahaha! Loser u make minimum wage with no health benefits

  • @Detrae89 Oh cool dude, i'm sure the factory job you're working is giving you the greatest health/dental plan, not to mention a 401k (Sarcasm, in case you're a retard)

    Actually, i'm working at a subway to earn money for gas and insurance so i can go to college. and make a shit ton of money 4-5 years from now. what's ruining your day? are you mad because i said nigger? lol

  • @MrYoureAdouche You're a fucking idiot, this is obviously a comedy. Don't take it so serious

  • @Grant117 It's not comedy when you're behind the counter and someone is ACTUALLY saying this shit to you lol.

    faggot.

  • @MrYoureAdouche Suck it up buttercup.

  • @Grant117 Get a job when you move out of your parents house lol

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    tell me what you think :)

  • Da fat lesbian.

  • nigga please

  • look at my breast .. do they look firm to you?

  • SUB DEEZ NUTS NIGGA

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL this guy is the funniest nigga

  • How bout you sub these nuts nigga

  • Jerry ain't no dude that dude have a vagina between his legs roflmfao

  • Look at my breats do they look firm to u??? XD dis shit had me weak

  • BREAD

    CHEESE

    BALONEY BITCH

    SUBWAY 

  • Lol