Car Sales

[jgworkstation]

Oh, you poor, poor car salespeople. Let me give you a pity offering. It's a bag of shit. Eat up.

[chloeclaire410]

"Buyers are the liars" How true! Can't tell you how many times someone brings in their trade-in and I'll ask if there is anything wrong with it? Oh no, it runs perfest. I'll test drive it and 2 of the windows don't work, A/C won't blow cold, and needs a tune-up.

[Jefgg]

Robert DeNiro is more knowledgeable and more professional than most of the schmucks I had to deal with the last time I bought a car.

[grubeci]

if your lucky boat, politician, cruise, vacation..etc. 

[grubeci]

2nd biggest purchase of your life: wife, house, car...

[grubeci]

they all have four wheels. They all lose what 30 percent off the floor. They're about priced rite.

[elapxidi]

i love taking cars for test drives and beating the fuck out of them wasting cunts time im a good liar

[calibred818]

everybody.. this movie is called analyze that!

I wish i can say that to 90% of the tire kicking ass holes that walk on the lot.. people hate the fact that were making profit on a car.. like were ripping them off!! How the fuck are we supposed to maintain our buisiness and feed the employees if we dont make money.. I hate people who just want to test drive cars with no intention of buying.. i hate people who lie and tell me they saw a car with less miles for cheaper. i hate all you ass holes!!

[calibred818]

@calibred818 i hate every customer but i still have to be nice and respectful but i know you are full of shit

[LIFEATHONDASANMARCOS]

I LOVE IT!!!! GOING TO BUY THE VIDEO AND LEARN SOME EXTRA CLOSES!!!

[dwaldbillig]

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[TheProSeller1]

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[TonySanDiegoCA]

I hear what @upubemaget is saying! My motorcycle dealers will always get someone that takes 2 hours an employee's time as he shows them a bike or a helmet--every color, every feature--and then goes down the street or orders online because someone else is selling it for $5 less. Businesses have to take in more $ than they spend and pay the bills, just like the rest of us.

That clip is funny as hell. Kind of reminds me of that jetBlue flight attendant that "lost it" and told off his passengers!

[alphington123]

what is the name of this movie? anyone??

[stevemtc1]

that was so fucking funny thats exactly how people are 

[darkboi13]

Hilarious. Is this from a movie?

[250GTLUSSO]

Spent 5 years in the motortrade and towards the end I felt like DeNiro. It is true that there is a lot of slime in the industry but there is also those honest hard working sales people who just try to make a living and are perceived/prejudged as low lives as soon as customers walk in the doors. Tough job to say the least with very little respect. Everyone should sell or waiter at some stage of their lives to appreciate good customer service.

[upubemaget]

CAR BIZ IS HARD RIGHT NOW...when customers come in a f@%K around like this that's what set's off dealers..we're making our living trying to cater for hours to uptight tire kicking liars...for the most part, the buyers are the liars and BSers..we're just trying to sell you the damn car

[mjpitche]

@upubemaget It's the toughest job because people jerk you around for hours, then want to leave when they feel your first price is too high. Most people are such pussies that they're afraid to negotiate. The key is to try to narrow them down as quickly as possible and make the process as quick as possible. Always sell to the woman because I never met a man in my years with enough balls to make a car buying decision. The woman will want tons of room and all wheel drive.

[rowson88]

0:15 My car dealer actually said that too me.

[VandalCatt]

What movie is this from?

[juanp2k3]

@VandalCatt Analyze that.

[CLASSICALJAJ]

Spent 10 years in the motor trade . . . a very very hard job ! Rsepct to anyone who sells for a living. :)

[AAirliners]

ROFLMAO!

[upubemaget]

Haha..buyers are the liars.

That's how some customers need to be talked to..

[Z06maro]

@upubemaget I so agree with you on that one, the customer are the rude ones.

[SpcMedia21]

how is the car biz right now?

any one making money

[bomberfun1]

Never buy a car off a dealership. They will rip you off. I promise.

[upubemaget]

@bomberfun1 WRONG d.s. i MANAGE a family dealership and we don't rip people off...we're just running a business like any other...Customers need to get over the fact that dealerships make a living selling to uptight and picky ass customers looking at a freakin used car...IT'S A USED CAR

[Artokaas]

what a hero

[squabs217]

Stand 'em up Bob !

[rvish000]

hahaaaaaahhaha ....

[alabamatotexas817]

im a sales man. and yeah people waste your time. but i dont tell people like that i just get to the point and tell em. lol

[jacobmorell]

thanks dude

[jacobmorell]

what movie is that

[daddykeez]

analyze that

[thatulsta]

haha, when i first saw this i though it was an Audi commercial

[amjott]

Analyze That--the second one.

[macdoug123]

Hey anyone know what film this is from?

[utube66680]

analyse this or analyse that ( i cannot remember which)

[onetrashdancer]

I don't know one dealer today thats making money so tell somebody that your sucking off , funny thing is they practicly suck me off to sell me my car with a happy ending HA HA what a bitch way for a man to make a living , such fucking soft cunts you dealers are !

[Art309]

ok u stupid ignorant

dealers make more money u will ever dream about...

u think car salesman are soft so why dont you go to a dealer and say it in our face...mmm u pussy.. come on bring it on..dont hide behind ur computer...

you are just upset cus u can vearly aford the cheap shit you drive ...

whats ur credit 400?

[onetrashdancer]

Fuck face I own a carting business in New York ,carting means garbage business and run 20 trucks , now do you think I'm scared of a sales men ? Also can buy a new car every week if I choose to , Tell me why your answering a old comment , you fucking joker .

[Art309]

another ignorant.......

Its not about being affraid of no one u idiot.

Its about respecting the business like other people respect urs...

And Im not a comidiant either... u gat it wrong pal....

and good luck on ur busines, post the name here, im sure the way u express ur self its going to help u get sales...

some education woudnt hurt u know, even if all u do its set up tables and serve food... Belive me i tried to be a waiter once and it was to stressfull for me... I respect waiters.

[onetrashdancer]

Shut the fuck up ,you wash room BITCH and stop reading other people comments ,you little fucking cunt

[jgq85]

I wouldn't judge a person's wealth based on their credit score. After all, someone with a good credit score just means they borrow often and pay it back after they come up with the money.

[Art309]

well the credit score its not how much u borrow its how u pay ur bills , and escuse me sr. but if u give me $10k and I dont pay u back u would be very upset!, now if I dont pay ur friend who lend me $5k you would be more upset, and what if i dont pay ur dad that lend me $8k... would u judge me?

you dont have to answer... Im sure u get upset if ur friend doesnt pay u back the 5 bucks u gave him last week......

By the way i dont get upset for 5 dollars

for $20,000.. thats different...

[jgq85]

You are incorrect.

Credit Score is not affected by paying "bills". Does your credit score change if you pay your electrical, water, cell phone, etc. on time? Perhaps if you don't then it will drop, but credit score is mainly affected by how you pay back "borrowed" money, not your general bills.

[onetrashdancer]

Their all begging us for business , let them go out , its about time we haven't made a good car in years , Kingflex tell your boy friend your stories he might believe you fucking dick sucking queen....

[cesarfigarola]

listen you dumb motherfucker, i work for a japanese car company! and we have not felt the recesion at all. it sounds like you cant afford a fucking scooter. thats why your talking shit like this. do you own a big wheel or something. or maybe its

[elektrikcity]

Hahaha, this applies to slick Real Estate agents too, how I loathe them!!!

[onetrashdancer]

I say let all you fucks go out of business and learn how to work like a man not fucking bitch , no bail out fuck all you cock suckers over chargeing scum bags don't even know how to run a business , just begging us for help I SAY FUCK YOU AND DIE , greedy fucking pigs who never work a day in your girly life , fucking unions is what kill our country greedy fucking cunts now let see what happens ?

[isellmail]

it isnt the salesman that did not manage the big three. You have some deep anger issues......You should get that checked out and in the meantime..... Heres to you all you car salesmen!

[kingflex]

i bet you got CRACKED on your last car ...that's why you sound so ANGRY...i love making money on ignorant people like you, you dumb mother fucker!!!!! hahahahahahhahahahaha LAST MONTH CHECK WAS $7,500.00 ...and that was a bad month......TO ALL THE SALESMAN CRACK EVERY SINGLE MOTHER FUCKING CUSTOMER....NO MERCY!!! BUAHAHAHAHA ME FUI CAMBIOO  Y FUERAAAAAAAAA.....$100,000 + AL ANIOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA used cars all the way

[calrissianindustries]

This is why they get cracked. People have no problem paying the mark up on any other consumer product or service. Who goes to McDonalds and says i want to pay what you paid for that hamburger but I don't want to pay pay someone to cook it or the rest of your  overhead. Who says "Mr. Grocer, I know that 2 liter of Pepsi only cost .33 to make. I will pay you .10 over that and definately not the "sale" price of $1.29.

[McNabbulous]

Damn straight! I am glad I retired from car sales! I got sick and tired of all of these smarmy assholes who thought they knew everything! As a wise man once said, "They know the cost of everything and the value of nothing."

[cesarfigarola]

because you have a car with no insurance and no registration and cant afford gasoline! hahahah! you stupid bastard. thanks to you fuck out there i have made a good living off you ignorant mother fuckers. i have made over 100, 000 dollars over the past 15 yrs. thank god i dont work for an american company. but other than that, Onetrashdancer, you can suck my cock and if you like i can donate for charity a hoopty to you and ill put insurance for you!!!!! lmao!

[onetrashdancer]

Last I read the biggest japanese company lost 2 billion in the fist quarter , so you better be ready to start cutting lawns you little fucking weasel ,and by the way I bought two cars this year from GM , fuck all you pricks with your Jap cars and boy o boy did they suck my dick to sell them HA HA another thing , wear do you come off talking to me like that ? , you soft hands bitch a fucking broad can do your pussy job .

[codyskelton]

Just wondering what part of the states-city you sell in and what brand-brands-new, used, or both? Sounds like you're doing alright!

[rubito007]

the sales person sounds like Tony Montana..

[DyeTyme]

Thats Robert De Niro.

[phobos8888]

Yeah....no shit...."Buy this Fuckin' car or I'll break your fuckin' head!"

rofl

[xfalcon128]

hahah what movie is that from?

[ianwilson1978]

Excellent Vid. Im in car sales and I just wish I could talk to some of the timewasters we get just like this. I work for Audi and we get some pricks just coming in to boost their ego`s... Its a tough job.

[12344bam]

yeah some customers make u wanna do worse the that to em i am in car sales to and some ppl can be ass holes but car sales r down for us right now fucking economy sucks

[scotter420wigb]

i bought another honda civic and own 2 civics now, so fuck off you piece of shit SUV driving fucks.

[MichaeljosephRuscito]

so Angry...Move to fucking Japan and support there economy retard!

[12344bam]

you tell the dumb ass

[12344bam]

i agree with michaeljosephruscito go support the japs and there fucking economy ours r bad enought with out ppl supporting the japs economy

[scotter420wigb]

I used to be a car salesman and truly to make good money we would add rust proofing automatically to dumbshits and special financing cases because they didnt know any better. The business is what it is, its called life in america people wake up. everyone has got to eat and americans just rip each other anytime they can legally so give the car people a break or educate yourself know the invoice and pay your bills you stupid niggers so u can get credit.

[dealershipvideos]

Honda, Toyota - buy this car...video is clear that likeability is a huge factor...

[grbavica021]

People sometimes go to the lots just to take a look. Where else would they go???? Auto show??? Anyways, you cherry pick your ups...In case you get a bad one, you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, take your name tag off, and take a lunch. simple!

[grbavica021]

Its funny how you salesman go about talking crazy about customers. If you were slick, you would not have that problem. Go get another job you worthless fucks

[grbavica021]

Hey, I am not the bad ass on the internet.  Its just that people in the car business dont have any simpathy. you should have known that! Keep chasing people on the lot all you want. Been there done that! Still in the industry, making money and chillin out of my office and never see people in person. Life is good. Go ask your desk menager if he can approve your deal....the money you should be making? hehe

[kojiaque]

No COWARD who writes garbage on the net will call you. But you already knew it before you called him out. He he he.

[jjcarpmp]

You are the worthless fuck, you moron. Spend a day selling cars and you would know. You shouldn't talk out of the side of your neck internet bully.

[grbavica021]

You call me worthless fuck? I have been doing carsales for over 7 years. Mostly out of Chicago market which by far is the toughest market in the country. Did financing before I moved to Cali where car selling is a piece of cake. Second, I do not do the lot anymore. No need....now i do sales, backends, everything....and the beauty is that I am wearing shorts and sandals and work out of the office. Hehe, keep sweating you lot rats!

[yesmynameisryan]

i agree, customers blow my balls. i only wish i had the balls to say those exact same lines to my customers.... ;)

[daveinknoxville]

This is an excellent video!!

[DiegoTameirao]

I love this video

[microeatkill]

lol nice

[mark19401]

customers suck

[corderoy17]

lololololol! I used to sell cars and wanted to tell most people those exact same things! you honestly would not believe how many people go looking at cars just to have an argument and talk you down, and have no intention of buying anything.

[vgslvr]

are you kiddin' me ? This is one of the great scenes from Analyze That. If you haven't seen Analyze This or Analyze That. . . .you should.