Picard wouldn't watch hick garbage like Walker Texas Ranger featuring that bible thumping moron, Norris, he'd watch The Rockford Files with James Garner.
It's NEVER a good idea to give Chuck Norris warning that you're about to hurt him. Not that it will make any difference in the end, he'll still knock the stuffing out of you.
this was just funny, made me imagen the cpt watching random TV, and comeing across reading rainbow, then turning into this whole thing between him and geordi....lol
Please tell me how you do the Video within a Video effect!! I'm trying to learn to edit and I'm using the iMovie editing program. -I can also switch between using Adobe Premier Pro on my brother's computer. :)
@NivlocEnterprises It's really simple to do video in video with Premier or After Effects. You just put two videos on the timeline, and then resize the one that you want in-video. You may need to expand the video into a mock 3d angle in order to get it looking just right. Good luck. Play with transformations, basically.
If the Picard maneuver ever clashed with a Chuck Norris roundhouse the irreversible destruction of all matter and physical laws in our universe would undoubtedly occur.
Wow, young Haley Joel Osment at 1:37 - 1:38 . I know he was in that episode of Walker: Texas Ranger, but I wonder if that was an intentional TNG Recut cameo.
This is my favorite, especially when the computer tells Picard there won't be a record of him watching the show. I laugh out loud at all General Grin's vids, but this one had me in stitches. "For God's sake, Walker" when Picard says this as Walker is kicking ass is priceless!
GodDamned Walker.. ... The Retard Was A BUDDHIST MONK! ... ... Why Did He Protect Him For? ... GodDamned Good For Nothing Opium Peddleing Savages Of Aleister Crowely And His Queer-Boy Bitches. ... I Mean... Doesn't Walker Even Like GOOD PUSSY? Or... Does He Prefer "Temple Boys"? ... ...
Picardception?
Sajun777 1 day ago in playlist Star Trek Recuts
For god's sake Walker.
linkingisnonsense 1 week ago
Hilarious
crocodylus73 1 week ago
We're watching Picard watching Walker Texas Ranger.... WTF.
HatterMadigan 2 weeks ago
That's awesome, Chuck Norris lives on for centuries.
PaleRider612 2 weeks ago
Noble Willingham who was in Walker, Texas Ranger was in TNG he played the role of Texas in the 2nd season episode The Royale.
rl1712 3 weeks ago
Why is he changing the numbers on old videos?
maxcardun 1 month ago
Wasn't this recut 12?
Takeshi357 1 month ago
Picard wouldn't watch hick garbage like Walker Texas Ranger featuring that bible thumping moron, Norris, he'd watch The Rockford Files with James Garner.
TheGlamazonFan 1 month ago
Walker!
thephan26 1 month ago in playlist Star Trek Recuts
anyone noticed the YOUNG actor at 1:37? its Haley Joel Osment from A.I. movie
PriusRider 2 months ago
that asian chick played an ensign in tng in at least one episode
comrade0general 2 months ago
Lol, innocent Asian kid at the end!
Delta62onhalo 2 months ago
Fifteen minutes later, Picard switches to 'Lazytown.'
gaarack 3 months ago
@gaarack And wanks himself off to it.
redplague 1 month ago
It's NEVER a good idea to give Chuck Norris warning that you're about to hurt him. Not that it will make any difference in the end, he'll still knock the stuffing out of you.
alexthetrekkie111 3 months ago
i wonder why the catpain does not want anyone to know he watchs teaxs walker.
thewewguy8t88 4 months ago
@thewewguy8t88 Well would you?
redplague 1 month ago
@redplague hmm thats a good point. honestly i never thought about it.
thewewguy8t88 3 weeks ago
I've watched lots of Walker: Texas Ranger, but never saw an opening as cool as the one they showed (jumping with guns blazing and dual pistols, etc).
What episode was that from?!
VulpesFidelis 4 months ago
this was just funny, made me imagen the cpt watching random TV, and comeing across reading rainbow, then turning into this whole thing between him and geordi....lol
1crazyfocker 5 months ago
For the curious: the TNG footage is taken from season 1, "Conspiracy".
CNash85 5 months ago
Man I still think this is the most hilarious clip ever. Check out my channel people. LOVE this clip. Thumbs me up. I need it. WALKER!!!!!!!!!!
Sviolinist 5 months ago
Anyone else actually get caught up watching Walker?
arbitterm 6 months ago 6
DO A BARREL ROLL!
heymrk 6 months ago
Hahaha, the french opening.
FlameAdder 6 months ago
#DAMN!
SKULLRED2010 7 months ago
cool!...lol
SummersideFaeri 7 months ago
ROFL! Nicely done.
testy462 7 months ago
lol, peeples
mmmmmarcus 8 months ago 2
Chuck Norris walks faster than maximum warp
Noizedrive 8 months ago
Walker! XD
KrystalKobra 8 months ago
I love this! Captain Picard's guilty pleasure TV. :)
PeachWookiee 8 months ago 5
I like at how in the end the screen flashes to the little Asian kid. ;D
alguLoD 9 months ago 3
Walker/Chuck Norris>Picard/Dixon Hill>Kirk/Generic Gangster! XD
NodDisciple1 9 months ago
Nicely done!!!
Catandthespoon 9 months ago
Please tell me how you do the Video within a Video effect!! I'm trying to learn to edit and I'm using the iMovie editing program. -I can also switch between using Adobe Premier Pro on my brother's computer. :)
NivlocEnterprises 9 months ago
@NivlocEnterprises It's really simple to do video in video with Premier or After Effects. You just put two videos on the timeline, and then resize the one that you want in-video. You may need to expand the video into a mock 3d angle in order to get it looking just right. Good luck. Play with transformations, basically.
Sviolinist 7 months ago
@Sviolinist Thanks so much, your input has been tremendously helpful and I'm starting to get the hang of it. Have a lovely day and thanks again. :D
NivlocEnterprises 5 months ago
Omg! Walker, Texas Ranger. I watch this every day (I lie, I watch Star Trek every day, this is on before it is though, so I watch the end.)
ThePauleric 9 months ago
That's so hilarious!
JoeHooker11 10 months ago
Just realized the Chinese chick from Walker was one of the Ensigns at the helm.
takerdust 11 months ago 3
Chuck Norris destroyed whole Romulan fleet with one Roundhouse kick!
WalkieTonky 11 months ago
ah good ol chuck norris.
spspear81 1 year ago
The ship's at yellow alert and Picard is drinking and watching daytime serials.
AeronPeryton 1 year ago 43
@AeronPeryton its not a yellow alert. Its to signify there si a message on Picard's screen
Trek001 1 year ago
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zayarummm 1 month ago in playlist Star Trek
That's not a yellow alert, its a Walker alert.
zayarummm 1 month ago in playlist Star Trek
Round 2 - Chuck Norris Vs. Lt. Worf
Freddie1980 1 year ago
That flashing light above the screen would be annoying.
this331 1 year ago
Oh for god's sake walker...
CryoStatus 1 year ago 5
Double Chuck Norris all the way! OMG!
Grafight2 1 year ago
lol awesome
jimbox114 1 year ago
Oh that's beautiful!!!!
brucecap 1 year ago
VERY GOOD :)
jawa808 1 year ago
WOOOKKKAHR!!!!!!!!
Amar7605 1 year ago 3
nice. that was worth watching!!
ronaldrabbit28 1 year ago
Sheer greatness,
polghirstenskoetter 1 year ago
If the Picard maneuver ever clashed with a Chuck Norris roundhouse the irreversible destruction of all matter and physical laws in our universe would undoubtedly occur.
isforshooting 1 year ago 31
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHHHH
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! I'm stoned as FUCK right now and this is funny as FUCK! HHHHAAAAAAAAAAA AAHHHHH!!!
MrTenshihanQuinn 1 year ago
@MrTenshihanQuinn I guess you need to be for this one.
Tijnvaassen 1 year ago
You know they say Chuck Norris is so tough, there's no chin under his beard, there is only another fist.
BammerD 1 year ago
At least he's not spying on the crew for once LOL
wethreestooges 1 year ago 9
OMG! This is the best
darkwhitedirewolf 1 year ago
lmao
D0DD5 1 year ago
so Picards a closet Walker fan too :)
piperlovegood 1 year ago
This is so funny! Well done GeneralGrin!
hulkspythons 1 year ago
the buddhist got into trouble when he went up to the hot dog vendor and said "make me one with everything"
reibergraphix 1 year ago
CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris won't kill you, it wipes you off the face of the Earth.
utscuba 1 year ago
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By the look on Picards face he's like "WTF they've changed the title sequence" This isint the Walker i remember.
sodhexo 1 year ago
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sodhexo 1 year ago
Wow, young Haley Joel Osment at 1:37 - 1:38 . I know he was in that episode of Walker: Texas Ranger, but I wonder if that was an intentional TNG Recut cameo.
TimThomason 1 year ago
The dude`s got taste.lol
bazzatheblue 1 year ago
Oh my Sweet Cheese & Crackers this is Hilarious.
jayce79 1 year ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rockettravis762 1 year ago
I pissed myself when I saw "Walker: Texas Ranger" started to play
Bartman954 1 year ago
wow i wish i could give this 2 thumbs up!
8487721 1 year ago
This is my favorite, especially when the computer tells Picard there won't be a record of him watching the show. I laugh out loud at all General Grin's vids, but this one had me in stitches. "For God's sake, Walker" when Picard says this as Walker is kicking ass is priceless!
scasole 1 year ago
OMG! I knew Picard had secrets.
elk1031 1 year ago
Thats just too funny!!!
elvis3700 1 year ago
Lol!
Atlantisrulez 1 year ago
awsome!
msmoonbeam91 1 year ago
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LordPrick 2 years ago
@LordPrick Congratulations, you have just managed to live up to your username.
hyperdude144 1 year ago
@hyperdude144 Yeah... The Beastie Boys Can Kiss The Fishes.
LordPrick 1 year ago
Anyone know what episode of Walker Texas Ranger that is?
loner1878 2 years ago
Ironically, Robert Beltran was in the Chuck Norris Spaghetti Western that inspired the show...lol :D
sueKay 2 years ago
They actually taped Chuck Norris' karaoke???
GeneralThornton 2 years ago
LMFAO
Cmontferrat 2 years ago
"For god's sake, Walker!"
Moddex 2 years ago 9
Even in the 24th century, Chuck Norris is still the man.
Chris2myfriends 2 years ago 9
Chuck Norris > Q
spykatt 2 years ago 6
this IS epic, lmfao i can't believe it xD.
dmi3011 2 years ago
ROFL!!!!!! That was awesome!
poptartlove2010 2 years ago
In space only Chuck Norris can hear you scream
TWGRY80 2 years ago 6
Just what Star Trek needs. CHUCK NORRIS! Epic.
therealgreatqball 2 years ago
lol
ECTBWHO 2 years ago
L!M!A!O!
hmmurd0ck 2 years ago
hahah hahahhh brb need to fetch a mop i wet myself when picard said "oh for god sake walker"!!!!
andysim212 2 years ago 7
Yeah! Picard watches Walker Texas Ranger!
startrekking2 2 years ago 4
thats amazing.
thewewguy8t88 2 years ago 4
Hilarious :-p
dylandior123 2 years ago 8
You had me at WALKER!
Treknologist 3 years ago 113
EPIC
archangel316 3 years ago 8
Your videos never cease to amaze me. More people need to see these.....they're unbelievably great.
therascaldude 3 years ago 8
'oh for god's sake walker!' lmao!
issu999 3 years ago 115
@issu999 lol
alpomo 1 year ago
@issu999 lol yea
halokid159 1 year ago
What if this was a whole episode...
alexfanx 3 years ago 8
brilliant!
CaptainPositron 3 years ago 2
lol very good!
GemIsBack 3 years ago 2
I like that
NotJames1 3 years ago 2
Oh for god sake walker...
enkopingsbo 3 years ago 6
ROFLMAO
1G0TP1NK8C1DB00TS0N9 3 years ago
Very good. Well done!
KingDukas 3 years ago
walker... very funny!
tvTrequer 3 years ago
that is awsome!!!! WALKER!!!!
Regislive 3 years ago 3
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
shedininja001 3 years ago
awesome
garydocool 3 years ago
lmao
LETHLSS 3 years ago
great work
TheAngryVideoEditor 3 years ago