Professor Green Best Punchlines

[watermeeeelloonnnn]

You're from brixton i love them but you're not the hardest fuck around and i'll bury you on hackney marshes! Green i love you!

[spyko247]

Uk version of emienm 

[HighriseTDM]

That Jin line!

[jatnng2]

eminem is the standard of white rapper?bullshit! why u fanboys keep comparing?Stop and get a life! try to listen and enjoy other white rapper bitch

[usernameisdanny]

Fackin hell his voice annoys me!

[210p1us210equa1s420]

who was the first guy he battled on here?

[SoapCheats]

@210p1us210equa1s420 Milky Bar Kid.

[SmokeeTokessMusic]

professor green is the worst rapper who ever lived

[RyanGiggsOBE]

pro green is just to good. nothing on eyedea tho lol

[RevengeIsScorpion]

nice punches

[CaLMCee]

fucks goin on at 0:19

[HighriseTDM]

I had to pause after hearing that Jin line. Fuckin' monster.

[crunkjuice2k10]

actually he had 108 and won 100

[scottstewarttv]

He had 106 battles and won 103 , so your stats are wrong. Just checked with him there.

[wilparton]

15 people have an STD

[LeennnFam]

15 man saw martians.

[ShanonLeah]

"But he will always be wearing glasses."

No not really Pro, he can get contacts as easily as you could get a brace. Still, i love you!

[M40A3KroNiXz]

pro green is sickage didnt kknow he raped liked this man

[MisterOriginal182]

This guys is pretty terrible. Needs to put the mic down and go back to school....

[imunro007]

sometimes I wish pro green was still like this lol

[JackWinstaaanSF]

Who is he battling at 2:49????

[taylaodriscoll]

@JackWinstaaanSF sense

[barnsleybornnbred]

100 battles total earnings £60,000? didnt he win £50,000 on one?

[Mylifedecoded]

@barnsleybornnbred

Yeah, I think the £50,000 from one was later in like 2008 when he'd worked his way up.

[TheAsherz19]

wheres the " I got more head then princess diana's dashboard" line i know its peakk but still LOOL

[123kevinluu]

IKR



[llolonpublik]

Pro green the mastermind

[xsjad0man]

PRo green came ALONG way since then. RESPECT

[DuDeBrOsTeP]

This is some gay $hit..sounds like a f'd up eminem wanna be.....bloody brits...All rap belongs in the USA....just sounds gay...

[LetsGoFcukingMental]

@DuDeBrOsTeP all rap belongs in the usa? lol

[MARZMUFC]

@DuDeBrOsTeP Bahahahahahahahaha god you do make me laugh!!!

[iWaffulz]

@DuDeBrOsTeP Rofl, The only decent rapper in the USA is eminem, all our other rap is absolute shit, you need some more Green, Tinie and Dizzee style music mate.

[HardErrStyleZ]

@iWaffulz terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible

[iWaffulz]

@DuDeBrOsTeP American Rap is shit, the only decent rapper in america is Eminem, You want some green tinie and dizzee style mate. Rapping in an american accent is like wearing slippers to a football match

[SSgogito3]

@DuDeBrOsTeP yeah you go hang out with 50 who cNT EVEN TALK PROPERLY BRUV

[justgetsome]

where did he go to?

[SjokkoladeBolleMusa]

somebody knows the name of the beat in the background at 1:20 ? :D

[jumpoffgrindtime]

@SjokkoladeBolleMusa Royce Da 5'9 - Boom

[SjokkoladeBolleMusa]

@jumpoffgrindtime thanks ;)

[Shanorooney]

QuLity

[97footprints]

HOW cud they leave out the line he used against Roky and i thnk one or two other times wen he sed "I'm the reason ur little sisters whiter than u!" LOL:P so fuckin slick man!

[TruDisplay]

at the start why he take the mic

[SillySod75]

@TruDisplay The time ran out.

[warrenE5]

whats the link to the one where pro green says to the girls about she has more hair than him?

[xSaikusu]

3:38 that flow is fuckin' ridiculous. Which is why in my opinion that's his best punchline.

[BD22UK]

and you missed " wait a minute i need a breather, 8 mile bro? youre not black neither"

[MrNaughtyRohan]

I don't think i have fell off my computer chair so much in my life, that is top draw stuff.

[kander16]

who thes first person he battled?? :)

[lloydiiiiiiiieeeeeee]

@kander16 A.S.K aka The Milky Bar Kid :)

[lloydiiiiiiiieeeeeee]

@kander16 A.S.K aka The Milky Bar Kid :)

[PlatinumVeteran]

GREAT VID!!!!!

[Bravo2thousand]

PAR!!!

[ILoveLollyPoppz]

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING HOT IN THAT PICTURE IN THE VIDEO. oh my.

[eswodmoss]

8 people r overgrown sperms

[HardErrStyleZ]

@eswodmoss no hes just bad

[pppjodie]

love this, love him<3

[BassManJack96]

I feel sorry for the milky bar kid

[way2high2behere]

0:19 LMFAO

[asifmiah1]

riz mc is the most intelligent guy that came on this stupid show.

[MrBlee8]

2:49 retard dance

[gooon99]

Too much lol ironing board

[skeletonchrist1503]

when dat guy took da mic pro's face switched lol

[chlochlohynes]

the milkybar kid disliked this 8 times

[xVenGee]

@MissDD10 its "Im the reason your little sister aint as dark as you"

[rowaneloise]

pro green is nothing like eminem, his style of music is different, he puts more thought into his song and they arent all aboout violence. The only similarities betweeen them are that 1.they are both white and 2. they both use comedy in their rapping. i dont think professor green wants to be anything like eminem. but seriously would you eminem fans just lay off prof, or at least check out the hundreds of other white rappers before pointing the finger at him. it really pisses me off that you dumb

[xXiTaKeOuTZzXx]

Id like to see green v sox

[lawson8427]

greens a beast



[jojovossy]

100 battles 92 wins XD

[TekkersMan]

Does anyone have the video link for 2:56 I really want to see it? be appreciated

[kdotmj]

@MissDD10 I dont get it

[223jumpoff]

what im spittin is true its not even a riddle because ya dad fiddles with you: ' )

[HardErrStyleZ]

@223jumpoff FAG

[rblack78]

is this in english or is the quality that shitty...???

[moleyman97]

lighter *

[yobo01]

@fianderer best UK rapper? Possessed by far! Check out rhyme asylum. Uk's best.

[MrCommenterguy]

@MistaMase102 eminem came up through battle rapping, he could freestyle battle- probably better than proff green.

[weatherallc05]

wow pro green, you cant rap for a niggers piece of shit

[leahbabebieber]

PROGREEN-LEGEND.

[hayleyjaynewestrup]

Fucking amazing,

[jj9749]

So you guys think Pro could battle Em?

Forget it, that's no fight, it's like one against ten,

A child v a man, Ali against my Gran

Don't embarass the guy with class,

He's just an also-ran

(his songs are pretty good though)

[MistaMase102]

@jj9749 your an idiot, you know the freestyles on 8mile were scripted right? eminem would be shit at coming up with punchlines on the spot

[CMLiedtke]

@MistaMase102 any of those lines could have been thought up prior, notice how very few of them are actually insulting their appearance and are just general insults..

[HardErrStyleZ]

@MistaMase102 hey buddy, hey, watch the making of 8 mile, shows them getting the people making their own raps to battle with in the film.... stupid fuck

[Rj16199]

Why you guys hating on pro,

Hes the one that could murder you, your best to stay low

Your shit compared to him,

Go downstairs and put your mic in the bin

you aint got no battles to win

[jj9749]

so Prof's big in the meeedia

but he nicks his jokes off sickipeeedia

[jj9749]

face like a nonce, teeth like a paedo

spitting playtime taunts like a five year old

i've seen more talent on a gay webcam

rhyme a couple lines, so what , beat box spam

Pro Green? more like pro-am

[Mr20stackige]

@jj9749 did u just say u watch gay webcams mate :/

[le2k8]

@jj9749 pause.

[joshman12345678]

i wouldnt piss him off i would just go home cryin

[Ifasmith93]

It says "professer Green" on the board around his neck. thats a straight par

[IAmEddieGordo]

You haven't got an STD, you are one!

I laughed.

[IAmEddieGordo]

@fianderer Agreed. I can't wait for his next album, and his guest verses are so amazing.

[hemspear]

he would just rip apart any1

[punchiemunchie]

@fianderer lol u cant say someone is the best just like that, theres 100 people better than him, most of em unknown tho

[danimayb]

@punchiemunchie You can say whoever you want to be the best,, Its only opinions. Artists aint shit without em lol

[PS3xMedia]

the pro green on his album and the jump off pro green are 2 completely different people

[MrAloo14]

@PS3xMedia not really his still a humours prick hah

[CameronLockhartTV]

@PS3xMedia your an idiot

[PS3xMedia]

@CameronLockhartTV i concur

[Mikeylewislures]

pro green is my fav rapper thanks to JUMPOFF.

[bassphyxiation]

"his glasses are so thick, if he looks in the sky he can see martians"

[VideoFreak4141]

Omg  I love professor green biggest fan ever !!!!!!!!!!

[bassphyxiation]

look at his forehead, he looks like he headbutted a cheese grater

[grantmatthewsx]

how does he come up with these? pure fucking genius<3

[loolfactorie]

dont compare him to eminem just coz hes white, theres loads of white grime artists in the UK, why does the guy grab his mic

[loolfactorie]

dont compare him to eminem just coz hes white, theres loads of white grime artists in the UK

[hibbydibs]

Lol you lot comparing him to Eminem? Seriously! Eminem is the rap god, he would smash anyone in a rap battle, there's no contest!

[VampiresDoRule]

@hibbydibs Eminem isnt the best freestyler anymore so come off his dick

[Breakinankles99]

@VampiresDoRule hes like 40 and would still verbally knock this dudes 3 teeth out..

[VampiresDoRule]

@Breakinankles99 true but that guy was saying he is the freestyle god. i was jst saying hes not that good anymore

[conorucd]

yawn

[lewisdacris1]

this is big but Pro's best line has gotta be "was I with your girl last night? Of course/ I got more head that Princess Diana's dashboard!"

[djzoneboro]

Pro Green is totally terrible. The best MC to ever come out of the UK is Slick Rick. You want to seea real mc freestyle? Check Eminem.

[dryan211]

@djzoneboro eminem is too hyped nowadays, he is shit now

[djzoneboro]

@dryan211 I'll admit he's not as nice as he once was. But to call him shit I think you've got some screws loose. And compared to pro Green Em is fucking god

[dryan211]

@djzoneboro well he isnt shit, just his songs dont really have any substance anymore, listen to some Lowkey, much better these days

[dryan211]

@djzoneboro I take that back, i just checked eminems freestyles and he cant battle for shit

[Calvinf746]

@djzoneboro look up the streets (mike skinner) there the best rappers 2 come out of the uk

[kdotmj]

@fianderer Pro Greeen best rapper in the Uk?

Are you mad

Hes not even the best white rapper in the UK

K Koke,Don Strapzy,Devlin,Benny Banks,Little Dee

[JayDub917]

@kdotmj Shut Up.. Prof Is Siiiick..

[uno1industries]

His name rob swift cause he cums to quickly

[ThatSpecialGurl]

wooo didnt even clockk he was dat good

[flyingtissues]

Anyone that says Pro G's line are written obv hasn't seen this. Even if they are, there fuckin awesome.

[MAC10MOTORCYCLES]

Someone reply with the link for him battling sense.. 2:51

[83fordify2]

Hey check it out! teelowko is the milky bar kid

[kierso118]

@83fordify2 the milky bar kid wouldn't be able to make that up

[thealbertalad]

@teelowko your a nasty piece of work arent you

[teelowko]

fuck Professor Green he can suck his mom whos in weel chair

[WILLFULmusic]

Pro Green is the freestyle rap-battle king! big up Pro!

[JamieJheeze]

@fianderer

Devlin and Ghetts are toooo sick! its between them 3,

but at battles Pro Green!

[jimmyhayers]

@fianderer Maybe one of the better battlers and he is a good rapper but he isn't as good as Foreign Beggars or Skinnyman or several other guys. Would like to see him against some grime artists like JME. Still think he's fuckin ace though.

[mileymilito]

Dude those are the best disses i have ever heard

[Dodgem456]

@SPECS2010 Pro green vs Lyrican or something

[boxerrich]

So childish. But funny as fuck :D

[lew289]

i do like pro green,, but eminem would tear him apart have you heard him freestyle?

[creepypplathome]

KINNNNNNGGGGG!

[Baildoggg]

eminem would maul him

[AshSnook]

pro green would rape eminem. eminem has just failed nowadays.

[gtownsenda]

Who all did he lose too?

[hectormurray28]

like if you noticed that he spelled professor wrong on his board at 1:46

[max201035]

Amazing

[MrDamainman]

whats the battle @2:58?

[DarrellPeel]

Professor green is way better than lil wayne.

Lil wayne is a joke and anyone who buys or likes him is just as fake as him. He cant freestyle either, or write for that matter.

[connormaher94]

eminem would rip pro green, but im telling you, pro green is going to be good... give it a few more years... eminem experiance will probs take over pro green, i love pro green doe <3

[theskillz111]

Faaacking Legend.

[bevizzz]

They missed the one againts Rob Swift "His names Rob Swift because he cums to quickly!"

[Miztammik]

ahahahahah that aint an afro thts a brillo pad - ahahahahaha  funny shit man this part got me

[JentinaAgain]

his mums like the jump off dress code,, anything goes!!!! ha ha ha ha amazing.. funny as fuck this man..

[JentinaAgain]

his mums like the jump off dree code,, anything goes!!!! ha ha ha ha amazing.. funny as fuck this man..

[mancityboy97]

this guys names jeff hes from kiss fm this guy likes jizz and kissin men hahahaha absolute sik line  pro green is sikkk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mancityboy97]

he wrote every one of those words, hes not even a human, hes just an over grown sperm xD what a line !!!!!!!!!!

[ryanbland97]

and he's not even a human, he's just an over-grown sperm LOL

[UnseenBadKids]

Em would kill Pro Green

[TehDopeHat]

@UnseenBadKids naw

[EthanolMighty]

@UnseenBadKids i think people know that....

[kswiss250]

Pro Vs Soul Khan. :)

[thebreezeful]

woo woo dont get ahead of himself,eminem would lyrically destroy this dude.but proffessor green iswhat the music scene needs atm! holey fuck hes dope

[ThatYoungMurray]

On The 7th of february every true pro green fan has got to watch his 'monster' video, full way through. Let's work his way up to the most watched youtube video! Copy this to other pro green songs and facebook status's.

[spaaannaaa12345x]

mate pro green smashes it.

[MischiefCON]

Daaaam this dudes the man



[chinamadeus]

Smashed it here pro !! Well in :D

[MADLILWILL]

go pro green make that name mate and i think eminem and green would make a good battle but would make a better rap song you got a fan here green keep going bud