Ackmed The Dead Terrorist | Hilarious !!!

[Daniel152315]

This isnt funny

[MsCupcakemaniac]

Hello!!!!!!! i am lindsey lohan!!!

[MsCupcakemaniac]

Silence!  i Kill you!!!!!!!!!

[seemeno1]

im a dead terrorist and im offended. lol. XD

[nayldant]

I am a suicide BONERRR!! thats what i understood ^.^

[MasterDuelist17]

sorry i had this one kind of problem where my brain thinks in radical ways, like what happened in the last comment so allow me to correct it. I KEEL YOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!

[MasterDuelist17]

STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!! ok touch me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[vitor79pinto]

simply hilarious, thank you very much Jeff Dunham because you a natural born talent person :)

[rorybowskill]

Achmed has a boner?????

[PershoreLady]

'what the hell happened to my feet?' PRICELESS

[rorypenty]

Love every second, :)

[blueICEpath]

Silence. ...... I KEEL you.

[meljase2007]

its a flesh wound pmsl

[thomastremix307]

so fking funny



[IndependentForver]

this S*it is funny

[SexyAaron26]

This Is So Funny I Really Do Love This

[camer81]

If you find this offensive your in the wrong country!! How is this offensive?? its funny...

[Lillyrose820]

the way he says what at 1:51 is so funny

[simpliciogal]

i love you ackmed

[mgpscootersz]

Guy:so you've done your job

Achmed: no i haven't.

Guy:but your your dead.

Achmed: no im not, i feel fine.

Guy:but your all bone.

Achmed:it's a flesh wound.

Achmed: silence ...... i kill you

Please subscribe me like this comment watch my video like my other comment and like my video's thanks

[mgpscootersz]

Guy:So achmed. Achmed: no no its ACHMED Guy:That's what i said Achmed:No you said uckmed Achmed:It's ACHMED AKHH AKHH HH. Achmed: silence ............. I kill you. (pause) Guy:How do you spell it? Achmed: wuuuuut? (pause) Guy:How do you spell your name? Achmed:oooh lets see errr Ayyy-Ceee-Flemmkh----Silence ...... i kill *sqeeky you* Guy:So achmed if your a terrorist i suppose you have some sort of speciality. Achmed: Yes i am a suicide bomber. Guy:so your finished. Achmed: wuut. (continued)

[TheCooljames100]

* 1:14 - 1:16

[TheCooljames100]

and 0:14 - 0:16 is on meh phone the app called 'instant buttons' ITS FUNNY IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE THAT XDDDD

[i8thisthing]

SILENTS ILL KILL YOU!! XD

[TheCooljames100]

0:47 - 1:03 LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL hehehe teheheheheheheh,....... ahh good times, good times.

[VenFlyhight]

you don't let jues in your bar? you racist bastard.

[TheeOriginalEpicFail]

Isn't it AcHmed? not AcKmed?

[lexyrosebabe]

he is so funny

[LaLa21998]

klondike bars rule and thats the funnyest shit ive ever seen

[SoapStar4Life]

I've honestly watched this like eight thousand times and I still laugh my ass off.

[littlerain314]

Ackmed is GENUIS!! i looooove him!

[TheMicke123456789]

it needs more than 3 exclamationmaks

[csouthers777]

STOP TOUCHING ME!!!

iii keeeEEELLL YOUUUU!!

Lol i love this video XD

[youngeazyeable]

For some reason achmed isn't funny 2 me

[DeiGuan]

Ackmed: ELLOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I am Lindsay Lohan!

[McKz1001234]

SILENCE! I KILL YOU!! LMFAO never gets old!!

[FunSizedLynn]

Jeff:So ur muslim?

Ackmed:One look at ma ass and it say Made In China

Lol Meow ~_^

[Lilloperified]

Sooo does he have flesh wounds? :/

[mikeglasco]

i love this video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[PaulinaKluk1]

LOL PISSING MYSELF.

[kaymay911]

Haha!!!

[americanu197]

offensive is when people take your land and rape your wife because you are a different shade then them...these are harmless jokes

[teody2]

i like it

[2224babygirl]

Are you kidding i would kill you for a Kolndik bar!

[Mortimarul]

INFIDELL =)))))

[MrShawnmac81]

I think all Jeff Dunham video's are awesome and the funniest.

[relampafuego]

I FUCKING KEEL YOU!!!!!!!

[igotashield]

its ahmed... not ackmed u ignorant infidel bastard!

[dueyxD]

@igotashield Y'know.. no one really cares....

[dueyxD]

@igotashield Y'know.. no one really cares.... ALSO it states in the video that it's spelled A-C-K-M-E-D

[igotashield]

@dueyxD google "irony" please

[akachopper]

@igotashield shut up la

[luvinthejbmusic]

its not funy at all when u joke about others people religion or culture..and dont tell me"come on its a joke' cuz i am not laughin..

[LennyBoi1999]

@luvinthejbmusic Yeah well some people arnt hating bitches get a sense of humor and stick to tikkabilla

[DrRClavan]

Unbelievable there are actually people who think this is funny. Because IT IS NOT! It's typical American 'humour', only enjoyed by retards.

[LennyBoi1999]

@DrRClavan Stick to tikkabilla

[teresifour]

SILENCE I KILL U

[teresifour]

I love dead guys

[makooalexander]

bloody hell funny or what!!

[diabla10]

o my gosh dis is so hillarious lol i love the feet part lol

[Lilianalizlayla20]

I'l kill you lol

[sicksmiley]

no it's not... it's jokes. learn to laugh. learn to live. stop worrying about what is or isn't politically correct. it's fucking jokes! try it....expel hot air directly in sharp bursts from your diaphragm while making an "ah" sound... goooooood. now try it in rapid succession. well done... that's called laughing. no do it everytime you think something is offensive. Congratulations, you now have a sense of humor. Fucktard!

[khalidadawy]

Thanks for being mean and unkind!

Remember one thing bro! Donot assumpt that your jokes would not effect someone's feelings! it might sound funny to you! but not to others! in this Video, the puppet says "Allah Damn IT"!

Allah = God! your God, my God. God of Jesus,Moses,Ibraham,Mohammad e.t.c.

i love God and for me it aint funny!

Peace bro! i have no problems with you as partially you are right! we should laugh and should be happy all the time!

without messing with the Alpha and Omega!

[KrashKrazyKash]

@sicksmiley Sweet reply.. Too many assholes that bitch about everything. If it's not anything to bitch about they make up shit.. Don't waste your time on stupidity, fuck 'em, they're hopeless....

[MixKat39]

ROFLMAO

[prettynaturalarab94]

People need to learn how to laugh and not get offended by everything. Some peeps take everything to offensively. Thanx for the vid arabprincess its really funny! Keep the great vids coming!

[ejstras]

son of a bitch my feet

[gevelhet]

its achmed not ackmed

[prettynaturalarab94]

OH MY ALLAH! That was sooooooooooooooooooo funny. I luv akkkkkkkkmed

[foxygirl891]

hahhahah funny one

[basher4berglund]

STOP TUCHING ME AHHAHAHA

[nathansavill]

hahahahah i kiiill uu

[LadiesMan217765]

funny ass shiet

[assassincode95]

A terrorist yeah .. I kill you

hahahah fuuny video

[xcoldplay14x]

Ackmed is my hero!

[ShamTown02]

what a pupit a what a funny vidoe

[SuperDarkHawk]

LOL Nice Video

[stk008]

nah man serously although it proberly a bit funny

ITS OFFESIVE

[troubledemons]

who fucking cares if its offensive?

[stk008]

i do

[swaddyshaun94]

trueeeee :)

[mgpscootersz]

@troubledemons too right!!!

[mooncricket36]

Very funny, thanks, mooncricket

[vlad4everever]

very funny hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[landis522]

yay funny hahahahahahahahahahaha walter fart lol

[hoporgetchop]

lol

[HipHopGurL1989]

LOL... he always gets me to laugh..

[number21simke]

HAhAhAhAhahahhaAHAHHA ME I KILL U ROFLMAO

[talldragon633]

so flipin hularius good job ;-)

[ELLENAY0o]

none of this is funny whatsoever.

this is ridiculous.

i regret watching this shit.

[Hatemyjobsomuch]

كلّ متاحف مسلمة سوفت كنت جررت داخل الشارع وطلقة خردق.

[Hatemyjobsomuch]

كلّ [أرب] يحبّ رائحة [شيت]

[dj2530]

L.O.L SO FUNNY. LOL.

[aimiethebanana]

I kill you! LMFAO.

[snickercandy101]

This is hilarious. I love Jeff Dunham

[Nikoslol]

Have some sense of humor....... stop trying to use anything but your ears to get the good shit trough your yella' gates.

This is not a governments important conversation.

[KebabKriger]

I agree, i also think it was too much to name "Allah".. Im not muslim or anything i think Islam is just as beautiful as Christien is and all other religions...

Peace

[johnknoefler]

that makes you an ignorant moron. Shalom.

[KebabKriger]

How is that ?? .. And tell me, Why do you think its good he names Allah in the show ??

[thatsme92]

he dose name "Allah" but how is that considered wrong many people use God and other religous and important people in there jks yet they dont condisder those as bad

[sasukekun989]

2:04 & 2:43 lol!!!

[totalrockstar1]

SILENCE! I KILL YOU! hahahahahah

[allxspunkedxup]

It's Achmed, lol. Not Ackmed.

[aznwireboi]

what do you think of Bush?, Oh i love Bu.., Oh! you mean the president. lol

[nicolim1996]

I don't get that joke what does it mean

[thatsme92]

heys refering to a female body part none as a bush... and many other things

[fastmoviemaker]

LOL this is funny shit LOL

[Twilight1745]

ELLOOOOOO! I AM LINDSEY LOHAN!!!!! best part eva!

[nikkiiebabii]

what the point in wachin it if u hav 2 bluddy moan abrt it.if u think its racist dunt wach it and go and compaigh if u tht strongly disagree.its a joke and if u cant tek it go and get alife.!!!

nikkiiebabii

[maigan]

Does the word jibberish mean anything to you?

[ismail1128]

I agree that its just a joke and yes it is hilarious. But there is one thing that I think is unnecessary, is saying "Allah" damn it. Yes the act also has something to do w/ general steriotyping but could have been done w/o mentioning "Allah".

[blake10001]

dont cry about it guys it is a joke and its a pupet not a real person corps it was to make him a living its like a butcher choping up a cow tomake a living.

not like a asian restront owner killing a cat for you to eat.!!!!♦

[Akujitsu]

He is making jokes on pure sterotypes and he knows it.. Can we just take a joke? OOOO people get offended. They get offended and they move on. If they can't move on that's their problem. They are going to let a stranger ruin thier lives because of a joke. And I'm directing this at everyone who is "offended" by this act. If you are really offended by humor.. kill yourself now. Its not worth it to cry over something you gonna forget about the next day.

[gamer1054]

your dead, NO IM NOT!, but your all bone!?, its a flesh wound!!!!

[savyyxx]

shut up, it's hilarious. you know it.

[606505]

yes. making jest about a person who died because of misguided beliefs seems perfectly acceptable. why don't we start making fun of mentally ill people also. its even more shocking because thousands of people in both the western world and the muslim world have died because of terrorism

[StarInbound]

It's a joke. You know, a joke. Like the life you live, a joke.

[maigan]

so it is about fucking time somebody lightens up the mood... have some sense of humor...

[limor8]

niceeee!!

[ramithearab]

I WAS HERE

---wa7sh---

[planetinvader]

Why does he have to say "Allah" damn it? Not all terrorists are Muslims.

[wagmanager]

hilarious!

[burlengton]

So cool babe