Shane Dawson - CRAZY EMO CHICK!!!!

[illbeurluckycharmz]

Anything with my boyfriend :-)

[CrazyMonkey543211]

If I was with my dream date, i'd probably hypervenalate then die like some kind of rabbid squirrel...

[Mr704forlife]

My dream date would be for me and my girl to go to a concert,followed by the batting cage,after that a nice walk to a hot dog stand and go home and make a song togeather.

[Hellojellopie]

It WAS hot.

But I guess my dream date would be to... Well I guess it's a bit stupid... But i wish me an a guy could become a two person band and write songs together and stuff

[LetoIIsfangirl]

My dream date is to go to an amusement park with a guy and then a ride would get stuck so that we could just sit up there talking and being kinda scared of the height.

[2009Sampson]

My dream date will have him take me to a park picnic at dark and we look what shapes we can see in the stars.

[Th3V1r3]

Dude, its dah new mahspace!

[LynnRocks671]

Believe it or not, my dream date is to have a guy rent out a whole theme park so it can be just me and him going to every ride and having fun. Its kinda crazy but i would just go crazy for him!

[TheMmmmmmeeeeeeeee]

My dream date is going to a scary movie so I can act scared and have him hold me in his arms. Then afterward going to a dinner under the stars, or even ordering fried chicken and having a picnic in the middle of nowhere. Then going home and playing video games. Yup, I'm lame. xD

[TheAquagoddess]

My dream date is going out in a field in white clothes, and we stop at a canvas with colorful paints, and we paint a picture together, then we splash paint on each other. Best part is you get a outfit to remember the date, and good times you have had with the other person with. Fun fun :3

[MeleahKaye]

your cute !! shane !!!! :P lmfao n e way a perfect date for me would be walking together under a full moon at a park with a pond.. sitting together under the moon light tlking :P :O lolz yaa!! :P

[Charloves1D258]

BECAUSE I HATE YOU YOU UNFUNNY BITCH! xD

[XxTheseBrokenWingsxX]

we would go ice skating and mabey he would put his arm around my waist so i wouldnt fall and hold me close and proably end up kissing me.

[cardinal3434343]

look at the blonde bitch at 2:37 shes wearing a fucking fred shirt.

[happycats64]

Shane you have pretty eyes!

[ohhkayy01]

a romantic walk on the beach on a summer night then lay on a blanket undre ther stars then turn up the heat *wink wink* lmfao laughing my fat ass off!

[destinyandfriend]

partyin  all night

[lolarosa100]

Crush: err... Hi

Me: hi

Crush: do u want to play out after school?

Me: *smiles* sure!

Crush: GREAT!!!!!!!! *runs away grinning like a maniac*

We would then talk just laying on the grass watching the clouds, then before we go home he would kiss me.... *sigh* doubt he'll ever ask me out....

[MGweirdo]

this video is funny AF! xD

[19DUBSTEP94]

The crazy emo girl bit is funny as fuck keep them coming man

[soooperfect123]

wow hot chick more like ugly butt chicks



[AirbenderLover17]

BECAUSE I HATE YOU, YOU ANNOYING UNFUNNY BITCH! Ahh.. That one will come in handy..

[lilking411]

when i heard hear said sumthin bout skull fukin i went to awl porn site just to see it =/ its not cool how they did

[randijordanprice]

perfect date a walk on the beach then sitting by the fire cuddling :3

[SIMPLEPLANROCKS22]

my perfect date would have to be being on the beach on a warm day in the after noon having a picnicwith some music an go swimming and relax for a while by the water

[yay123XD]

YES THAT WAS ;D

[Alexissamkathy]

You-3

[bidanimefan365]

Sitting in a tree with a basket for piknic only me nd her in tge moonlight.

[soccercrazed303]

My perfect date would be with you

[TragicRewrite]

My perfect date would probably involve staying up all night playing video games and talking about music and Homestuck...don't think that'll ever happen XD

[sparklesjordan1]

my faviort date was when i got my first kiss, by my recent, ex bf. we were in our friends basement,  with 3 other ppl on the other side of the room and we were watching a movie, and it was just super fun hanging out with all our best friends and...yeeaaaa :D

[0410mushroom]

A night of watching anime and talking and then resting on him/her and falling asleep without sex

[TiandGray]

You -3

[Isissa125]

2:12 LMAO'ing so hard I couldn't breathe

[blalighga]

Ich leibe dich!!!! ( i live in Germany!! -means i love you!!!) yay!!

[titanicbulldog]

Watching titanic :)

[arechadavid8]

i try the hanna montana thing she just got pinnus and lost it by a shark

[arechadavid8]

go get some pussy

[Valkyriechick98]

You're always sexy Shane!! Orgasming or not ;) lol

[Valkyriechick98]

You are always sexy Shane orgasming or not. Lol XD

[14Skyy]

My perfect date would be in the beach at night just laying there & looking at the stars...

[fpantom]

Perfect date would be someone I can connect to anywhere is fine even the park :)

[ilovemusic1ism]

Hanging in his or her room, or taking a walk to the park and or movie c:

[1mebeawesome]

hanging with our friends

[switcherroo99]

Picnics and a walk on a beach

[msmusic4everful]

a nice dinner then watch a romantic movie at the movies then go to the beach and walk around and talk

[leelee141999]

Watching a comedy with a cute guy's arm around me the whole time.

[kromero97]

a guy comes to pick you up and takes you to the movies and after the movies you go on the top of his roof and count the stars . and kiss

[HayUThereHayUThere]

3:10 LOL

[giselacaroline]

im a girl and i wanna go to a gun range!!! ohhhhh yeahh!!!

[Sheta9898]

My perfect date wold be a paintball war in the middle of a huge forest filled with other paintballers

[TwilightGirl2341]

I love your orgasums! ;D haha.

[thewalkingdeathxxxxx]

the movies with a dinner after, and roses

[SupaMario12345]

Ur orgasms are sexy

[butterflyofawesomene]

my faveorit first date is a moon light dinner on a lake shore..... with u shane

[68stardreamerful]

@butterflyofawesomene

awkward.

[LetMeLive4eva]

I'm tired of this penis, chop it off! LMFAO

[KaylaP969]

pause at 3:36 shane has black on his teeth

[horseback1999]

@sapunar12 wats tht

[lilGM1]

My perfect date would be hanging out at the park at night when no one is there. Too bad I'm not well liked :"(. Btw that chick was more goth than emo I don't meen to be offenceve.

[TikTokxoxo]

Perfect date...well, the guy would have to be cute or handsome....blue eyes...& really, just spending the night with him...talking, laughing, watching movies, making out.:)

[Lilsnugglebunny15]

My perfect date is being with the one I love the most... laying in his arms and watching the stars, no one else except us.

[sapunar12]

Have my girl friend give me a blow job

[jakethesnake83000]

frist



[sextingrocks]

my perfect date is a movie night horror with my bf so i can cuddle him during the scary parts

[noface181]

Ive actually done that before XD not with Hannah Montana though

[EmoJuggaletteChic]

We would end up on the couch all night watching horror movie marthons......and when we get bored go to wallmart and find ways to get kicked out! i've done the walmart thing before but with a friend......and after tht graveyard time xD

[KittyKatherine101]

We would make fun of the new Twilight then go to McDolads then be really loud then they throw us out then we go to see London Park and then just lie there on the ground then looks at the stars! So GAY!

[DMMJ97]

My Idea of a perfect date is.....

I would want my guy to take me to the beach or the park and we'd stay there under a tree(or lay in the sand w/ a blanket if it was the beach) and lay on a blanket and watch the sunset...after that we'd talk and wait for the stars to come out..and just talk there for as long as we wanted... <3

[SarahFun08]

Bloody Hilarious! xx

[vlogsters622]

If I could go on a date I would...

I would want a guy to take me to the park and have a picnic and then we can watch movies and kiss and all that other shit!

[t2thed1113]

wanna hear another joke sure hold on a sec...AHHHH FUCK I HATE THIS FAT BITCH !AHHHH!

plus 3:14 i can do that

[t2thed1113]

its about a grown man with a justin bieber hair cut he meets a santanic wicked women she spikes his drink with gorilla tranquilizers and he ends up butt naked in her basement getting skull fucked by her and her friends *spits out water in cup* its a comedy OMG WHERE DO YOU GET THIS STUFF LAWL!

[SPYRLR10]

i would like to have a date then break up and bitch slap him then start making out! lol Jk i would watch a movie and some pophorny i mean popcorn!

[candyrainbow2]

shane do u sometimes put ur hair in a pussy pimper ... WTF i mean't pony tale ;) XD

[dreamer8640]

Maybe just..... Going to a cafe and getting to know each other

[HorseLoverGirlz]

Shane, do you have a Skype???

[JaysWhatevz]

Nothing Over The Top. Not Romantic, Seems To Gay? Basicly Just Going Out To A Favorite Resterant, And Go Back Home For A Movie And a Handzy :)

[Bleeding4Hearts]

Just being with the one you love is enough for me

[MegaSongsoflove]

Staying up late jokes. If ur tired enough u get slap happy. Tht is a good time

[SoccerAtrain101]

Go have a beach day!

[loveshock13579]

To just be with my boyfriend alone watching a scream movie marathon!!!

[nenebunny16]

lol funny

[katehorses18]

The beach on sun set

[californiagirl3631]

Thumbs up for fred shirt at 2:39

[AnimedGirl1]

I would go to Shake It (Milkshake bar) have a drink, then go to the park and spend the whole day with him and his friends, and my friends... THEN WE ORGY!!! haha, just kidding... ^_^ (kind of...)

[vampires35]

Hang out with an awesome guy and not but award. More like hanging out with your best guy friend

[foxysaxophone3]

thumbs up if you tried doing the "hannah montanna thing" and epicly failed! XD XD

[singer0403]

A run to starbucks, microwave popcorn and a scary movie at home

[jbmhloversd2]

my purrfect date would be a beach picnic

[YukiLadyOfDarkness]

My perfect day is getting out with that person and just have fun, because if i love him all is perfect... anyway u're a genius, i love u man! n.n

[masterofthebooks]

"It's a comedy"

[TheHunnybunny98]

Movies <3

[lstaudt100]

My ideal date is spending the day ridin around with my bf out on back country roads :)♥♥♥

[Morgiedog12]

either the movies, or going to the beach at night in the summertime.....

[junkfoodie1]

The "blood" that came out his mouth when that weird emo bitch stabbed that doll looks like ketchup xD

[iiRawrKinz]

lmfao xDDDD hahaha omg i luv u shane dawson lmao xD

[metypeperson]

Idk never been on a real date. But i like movies!!! so i guess that would be it

[jbiggajjdemonbotdf]

i think outside havinng best fun eeverrrr only 4 summer

[nirvana6608]

there is snow falkes on my screen wat the heak 0.0

[SuzieDSmith]

I want his cup!

[xxxmissbadnessxoxo]

LMAOOO omg his face got so red when he said: I HATE YOU YOU UNFUNNY ANNOYING BITCH!!!!

[nicolee12l]

Just being with him -3

[ceyceymoon12]

A dinner and a walk :) simple and perfect

[ggirl5899]

perfect date

watching the sunset on a hill with lots of oranges and a little sex shack

[irJAKEri]

Crazy Bitch:Knock Knock

Shane:Who's There

Crazy Bitch:Boo

Shane:Boo Who

Crazy Bitch:Boo Who Why Are You Crying?

Shane:BECAUSE I HATE YOU UNFUNNY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[RyokiSawada]

anyplace with helium!!!!

[luisizsick123]

A perfect date to me is to just hanging out with that person u r in love with

[rachel54698]

When I'm at the movies watching a terrible movie just for the hell of the laughs then me and the date go to the arcade and spend like twenty dollars on games and we just have a really good time :}

[lashawn69ify]

3:10 he's so cute when he's all red and shit

[Kristeenag06]

just being with that special someone is the perfect date no matter where you are (: all that should matter is the other person and how happy they'll make you that night (:

[s14fruppert]

An amusement park or opera house

[dancekidd2]

dancing the night away is the perfect date for me

[W1LDK1TTEN]

me and my better half just togthere hanging out talking :) i wont see my better half till the somer sadly

[theoneyoucantresist5]

totally sexy dude...

[chaaaaaannahc]

Gotta be one of my favourite of Shanes videos.

[boboy665]

1:48 And then they postponed my sex change again..

its like cmon im tired of this penis CHOP IT OFF!!!

HAHAHAHA

[stardolls1fan]

Just me and 'him'. We're at our best when we're alone.

Corny :D

[TheDiddy12345]

erm? a long meaningfull talk and a laph...

then maybe a snog ;) haha

[angellica12345]

3:15 <3 Your welcome.

[paranormalchick30]

My first Shane Dawson video.i fucking love his videos

[HarryFreakinPotterr]

You look hella pale in this video.

[ChristineAmberChere1]

Shayne Orok at the end .. :D . <33

[4lifeAcannibal]

1:47 I CANT GET ENOUGH OF IT LOL!!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[pandapimp13]

whatever me and the girl like to do we do it no hesitation

[rebeccarox2012]

Hmm...probably hanging with my boyfriend watching a Harry Potter Marathon. Yes.

[MiguelXTulio]

My perfect date would be my BF taking me somewhere,anywhere,and just letting me hold his hand...cuz i've never had anyone do that....ever.......SHANE MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!X(

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[KittyLaBamBam]

All i heard was blah blah blah. Now go get some pussy.

[ChristinaLovesAAR]

i kinda miss these vids :/ they were better than the new ones... still love Shane though :]

[emoemily21]

ummm ok i would say just haging at the park at night XD

[SydnieG15]

bahahahaha 3:10 i wanna say that to everyone i hate!!

[colkev1]

shane just try a romantic date at a fancy resturant and be yourself



[jlynam95]

the emo chick looks like marliyn manson oh yeah do the costume for him please

[AliceFits]

48 other ppl need to have their penis chopped off

[NerdzyGrl16]

I hav tht Aladin cup

[mflover123]

My idea Of a perfect date would be with you and then Going 2 the movies.

[mflover123]

OMG When he is dressed up for the emo chick when he says im making a scary movie he sounds like scearm !!!

[EmoCandyPop]

thats not even 'emo' but im laughing my asss offf XDDD

[raynastange02]

Club or party

[MgGiecelene]

Haha!!! the crazy murderer blond is wearing a Fred shirt LOL

[alexuscarter27]

boo hoo why are you crying BECAUSE I HATE YOU YOU ANNOYING UNFUNNY BITCH lol XDD

[cloe37470]

he have to be hot



[xBestFriendHugx]

..........its a comedy

[DiNoSaUrHehe]

that`s just peachy :D

[thoneyYunes]

emo chick: Im making a movie

Shane: oh cool, whats it about?

emo chick: Its about a grown man with a justin beiber hair cut, he meets a satanic, wicked woman at a dinner party. She spikes his drink with gorrila tranqualizers and ends up butt naked in her basement getting skull f**ked by her and her friends.

Shane: *shit himself* O_O

emo chick: its a comdy

XD XD XD XD XD XD

[CatsGotClaws]

@thoneyYunes sounds more like a horror

[iTzTWINSiTz]

@thoneyYunes *wicken*

[AJclanclub]

concert or staying at home telling the nerdy guy im in love with how to play xbox like a pro-3

[delmodet]

perfect date: concert.

[xxitsmewooshi1xx]

i love shane dawson!!

[thoneyYunes]

its a comdy lmfao XD

[oshaey11]

ha no clue never been on a date so idk what would be cool.

[MGweirdo]

knock-knock

who's there?

boo

boo who?

boo whoo why are you crying?

BEACUSE I HATE YOU , YOU ANNOYING UNFUNNY BITCCHH!!!!!!

LMFFFAAAOO!!!!!!

[ithinkyousucksomuch]

hey, bitch you know WHAT I hate about these parties? You're fucked up constipated face which is even worse than a retarded cow giving a bj to a shit slimed cat which can talk, but in a British accent.

[ithinkyousucksomuch]

hehe. funny. :D

[gablyn18]

I thought the 1st one was best!

[Robinmarlyse]

uhm going to the mall or comedy show and laughing our muther fuckin asses off

[THEOogalieBoogalie]

Damn, you're really talented at making videos! WIsh I had your creativity! And to answer the question... Hmm... Well you know how people bar hop? Screw that, playground hopping and climbing trees and mudfights and hide and seek and making sandcastles all day long!... Growing up is for chumps.

[2012partygirlify]

going to the park and talking

[DungeonsHeroes]

"horny chichs looking for you >.<" xD hahahaha

[1biebersbaby423]

my idea of a perfect date would be going to the movies, then hangin out at home... I dont get too romantic... its just weird

[AshFireheartRocks]

my perfect date is a moonlight walk on the beach i know its cliche but it is so romantic.

[AshFireheartRocks]

thumbs up for voodoo dolls

[babygina1014]

PERFECT DATE = anything with you shane!!!<333

[crabbydabby]

2:45 to 3:13 lol

[ayumicorrine]

soo cute

[airplanefreak27]

LMAOOOOO

[mellymischiefbvb]

lmao shane got soo fucken red xD

[XXXZErin]

SeXXXy