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  • fhe is sayign FUCK YOU! because he thinks he is on fox news

  • hahah its called a kookaburra its a real aussie bird

  • @tjwhalan to be fair it is annoying when they laugh at you after you trip over in the street

  • Fake, man the onions real, its a public station, not a cable channel that's why!!

  • ..."He'll just spray his rancid ejaculate all over the place..." I spit up my morning coffee when he said that. I want to kill these birds right now!

  • @Dangerousdan77777

    Win! =D

  • " Sounds like chewing spaggetthi in your ear "

    Seems legit .__.

  • @R4LAXED Ahh that's why you use google to spell check your words...

  • If i even find a genie in a lamp I am using a wish to make this a real bird

  • Naturally occurring swastika! Ha!

  • I love this bird!

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  • What kind of bird is that actually?

  • @Crushuhard a kookaburra.

  • so fucking funny xD

  • i want to kill that bird..

  • Naturally occuring swastika hahaha

  • Simpsons much...

  • wtf

  • That's a Kookaburra, Aussie bird. Love em.

  • I am completely ashamed at you, America. You choose to eliminate a bird as beautiful as this? Well, you know what I say? FUCK YOU.

  • Didn't like the video? well fuck you

  • We need Happy gilmoreto say "FUCK YOU!" To that bird ^_^

  • It's the Internet bird.

  • I'd want them wiped out

  • this bird should be a sacred a symbol of fertility and regeneration. it says 'F*ck you', a clear statement of fertility. it also has a swastika sign on it's tale, a symbol in many cultures of renewal and regeneration, and it also ejaculates everywhere and carves erect phallic symbols into wood.

  • Rancid ejaculate

  • @FullInventory Geez.....Sorry to hear about that, pal. Have you seen your doctor lately?

  • This is one of my all-time favorites from the ONN. "Rancid ejaculate" - lol.

  • The bird God made to piss people off.

  • Well at leas the bird is more civilized than 98 percent of people.

  • I think I will change career paths and do a PHD in genetics and obsess till i am able to genetically create a designer bird like this then mass release it.

  • Lol liked the things on the screen its shit contains natural paint stripper it likes to make noises late night/early morning it makes its nest from wires stolen from car engines and it likes to pick up ipods and drop them in lakes simply brilliant.

  • fuck you!

  • Troll

  • It's a troll bird!

  • Naturally occurring swastika! Ha!

  • @SVTcoolguy just to let you know, I'm in NJ right now and NONE OF US like that FUCKING SHOW! it's nothing like what new jersey actually is

  • I want a bird like that!

  • So the Merkle is the Jersey Shore of the animal world

  • Tha's my kind of bird

  • God damn that was funny.

  • I know a woman came up with this one. My god women are fucked up.

  • I also like to rub my genitals on reflective surfaces. I need to go clean my computer now...

  • i thought it was fake untill i saw it was uploaded by the onion

  • @zekzorz No doubt!

    Video of my new exotic birds hand raised by gorrillas underneath the shifting sands of north dakota, transported by nuclear submarine to the snow caps of the sahara to mate with wormholes in another dimension, air lifted under the ocean in a C-147, protected by the first amendment and army rangers, trained by navy seals when not feasting on killer whales, and if you do not like the bird, finger raised, ::::::::::::::noʎ ʞɔnɟ::::::::::::::!

  • I seriously can not tell if this is a spoof or not. It is so funny, and if it is real. Im buying one.

  • Allah hu akhbar!!!

    Allah hu akhbar!!!

    Allah hu akhbar!!!

  • I have seen this bird before. I saw it in old Cairo many years ago. It was in a cage and was reading a book. When I saw it it looked up from the book and spoke to me. It told me of the wonders of the world and said to me "Go out into the world and prepare the way for me. You shall be my first disciple." Then it flapped its wings and screeched in a high pitched voice, shit on the bottom of its cage and then went back to reading its book. I knew this bird would save the world. I see it again here.

  • You're all gonna fucking die in here!!

    Why do you watch this fucking shit!!?

  • angry bird advertising.... 

  • lololololololol its the pain knee thing from family guy

  • Is that a kookaburra?

  • @blindthrall yes it is a Kookaburra. Wonderful birds.

  • The next bird in Angry Birds

  • Thats a Kookaburra

  • You're all gonna fucking die in here!! You fucking Nazis!!

  • @TheASCKiller1991 you sick cunt.

  • neo-nazi bird

  • what the fuck is wrong with these birds?!!??!!?

  • ffuuuuuuck you xDDD

  • Fuck Off Now In Your Channel Everyone Will Fucking Hated It Because Off You

  • @kaiclay2 You write English like a cunt.

  • @FrankCIanton What Do You Know You Son Of A Bitch

  • @kaiclay2 Geez....That's a hard one. Let me think...I know New York city is in New York state and that Barack Obama is president of the United States ......That's about it.......I guess.

    Oh yeah! I nearly forgot!! I also know that you're a dirty little fuckass window licking special school cunt!!

  • @FrankCIanton Nice swearing dude you are showing society that you are a well behaved citizen

  • @GeneralNutcase MONKEY FUCKING SACK MASTER GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKING WHORE DOUCHEBAG

  • @SexyFish660 Nice, which school did you miss?

  • LOL nazi sign!!!

  • I was wondering why it looked so much like a Kookaburra.

  • lol......hahahaaa....

  • hahhahahhahahahhahahahaha

    

  • This makes a good point a conversationalist does always take the extreme side of everything.

  • Man those birds are almost as annoying as Justin Bieber

  • that bird is an asshole

  • I wonder what zoo will take this? XD

  • This episode is like ig Nobel Awards - first it makes you laugh and then it makes you think.

  • I was laughing my ass off at this

  • I actually looked up Montana Merkel before watching this....*facepalm*

  • I swear that's a kookaburra.

  • @ThatNZbro Some kind of kingfisher, I'm sure.

  • hahhahhahahahaha WTF dude

  • That's a kookaburra...

  • that bird likes saying the f wornd he likes swearing and his favorite one is fuck you call

  • @kaiclay2 Sorry, I have to ask. But; Are you actually retarded?

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  • fuck some people are gulible

  • There are some really delusional folks here. It's *The Onion*, they make their living out of spoofing, joking and just being silly. If you think this is real, you need a reality check yourself.

  • Should I say "talented bird " ?

  • Wew u guys took this way to seriously lol this is just a joke, it has nothing to do with an nazi campaign u troll

  • 0:49 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you ;)

  • pause and press 4

  • Put a bird on it!

  • How to tell if your husband is a terrorist. If he talks about how much he loves Israel he might be a terrorist.

  • best bird ever 

  • LOLZ

  • I wish these birds were available as pets.

  • @ThaddeusMcSpalding You could always make your own. You have a sewing machine so why not give it a go? Btw did you know that the sewing machine was invented by Hitler to make concentration camp clothes for the prisoners? He also made his uniforms and the first Nazi swastika flag on his own personal sewing machine which was shaped like a Panzer tank.

  • Sure there are Nazis in America, nobody likes them and they just walk around talking about Jews running the world. Also I have never in my life met anybody in America who has a strong anti-German stance, there's Americans like me that love Deutschland and then there are most Americans that are completely indifferent. I knew a Nazi when I was younger we called him Nazi George, he loved Germany his room was covered in German flags. He was a racist douche bag, my black friends didn't like him

  • @TonyDucats Yes. Most Americans like Germans and why not? Germans are not Nazis. Did you know that the Nazis NEVER got a majority of the votes in ANY general election? Hitler was put in power by the industrial military complex. As soon as Hitler became chancellor he banned all opposition groups? Only then did he have a majority in parliament. It's like Obama banning the Republican party or like Reagan banning the Democrats and making himself dictator. Of course he could never happen???

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  • @sbgaIt and a lot of the votes they did get were gained through means of intimidation via the brown shirts. Hitler was a dick, he surrounded himself with smart people, but he didn't listen to them enough and he let his stupid cult fantasies get the better of him. He made Germany a powerhouse only to destroy her, I hate that fucker, and I don't think our military would go with such an action. Sure the top brass would but the lower guys wouldn't, Americans are allergic to tyrants. (the people)

  • I really can feel the love in the comments section of this parody news network which is completely fake, and, as such, should be understand as such.

  • i cant some dude really though it was real...... i aree with TonyDukats

    i chose k becuz it makes Mortal Kombat look that much better.......

  • haha, it actually does sound like 'Constant Craving' LOL

  • other than the name I don't really see how this is a huge dis on Chancellor Merkel, it's the onion come on guys how did this turn into a discussion about Nazis?

  • @TonyDucats hahaha nevermind saw the thing at the end with the swastika tail, lol still don't seem like a huge Merkel dis, just a funny annoying bird but maybe there's a conspiracy there idk

  • @TonyDucats Conspiracy! You got it! A conspiracy so monstrous it is scary! A conspiracy to undermine western civilization by a Nazi stuffed bird!! It all adds up!! We gotta stop this right here!!

    Just say no to the Nazi bird!!

  • @TonyDucats The Nazi theme is obvious to all those who know about the vile sneaky treacherous ways of the Nazi! These filthy Nazis will try anything to further their sick agenda of world domination!! If you listen carefully you can hear the bird saying "Sieg heil!" under its breath and if you play the video backward you can hear Hitler saying "Ich bin der Fuehrer!" It's all there!! Look, listen and LEARN!! The bird is not real but it has been hijacked by Nazis to send subliminal Nazi messages.

  • ...what type of bird is that in reality?

  • Yeah,ignore the bird..your just gonna piss him off more, now its fuck you and a penis. Piss him off and....

  • @sacrifice194 Piss him off and....what? Can't you even fucking finish a sentence? You fucking Nazi bastard!!

  • It's difficult to know whether the bird is a Nazi or the Antichrist. Are there any websites where I could bone up on this debate? Is it true that TheREALDanontheMoon has the longest nick and the smallest dick on YouTube? You really have to watch out for these sausage munching Adolf groupies in here. I thought YouTube exterminated most of them. TheREALDanontheMoon must be one of those Nazi bacteria with a well developed immune system. Is it true he has only one testicle like his lover Adolf?

  • This bird is the Antichrist!! It has been written and it has been prophesied that "a bird will come from the east and devour the world." The bird's true name is "Al Rek'm"- pronounced "Al raykeem" which is old Arabic for " The bird that has come from the east and will devour the world". Read "The Book Of Al Rekm" for a complete history of this Antichrist bird.You have only to look what is happening in the Arab world today to understand this.

  • @jfiIes0000000 WTFFFFF its just a bird

  • @ugasziz Oh yeah!! It\s just a bird.....it's just a bird! That's what they said about Hitler!!

    THIS JUST A BIRD IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD IN 2012!!!

  • @jfiIes0000000 that would be so cool to see

  • @ugasziz It is a well documented fact that Hitler was a bird or "ein Vogel" as they say in German. Hitler started life as a blue tit before he metamorphosed into an evil human being. Many people who knew Hitler claimed that Hitler still had feathers on his upper arms, his legs and on his back and he could whistle like a tit.. That's why Hitler never liked to be seen naked. Originally Hitler wanted the Nazi salute to be done with both arms in tribute to his ability to fly. Yes Hitler could fly.

  • @ugasziz The so-called little bird in this video is due to change into another Hitler pretty soon. Somebody should choke this bird NOW!! I have written several books on Hitler the bird. They are available on amazon. Check out my two books: " Hitler Was A Bird " and " I Knew Hitler When He Was Chick ". They are also available in German language editions.

  • @usuIkane uhm weird... how can humans become animals and vice versa...

  • @ugasziz Why don't you stop asking these asinine questions and learn some fucking history!!!!??

  • @usuIkane i have no idea what asine is. Anyways, wat you're saying doesnt seem logic... it sounds more like magic and other bs like that. And if you've actually written several books about this nonsense stuff, then you a crazy mafaka LOL

  • @ugasziz  Learn the language!! You fucking asshole!!

  • @usuIkane what language?

  • @ugasziz Learn English! You fucking Ukrainian Nazi shithead!

    ПОШЕЛ ТЫ НАХУЙ ПЕДАР ЙОБАНЫЙ! Cосни хуйца,быдло!!

  • @jfiIes0000000

    are you for real? D:

  • @310BPM Yes. I am real. How can I help you? Do you which to report an Antichrist bird sighting. Please leave your details on my internet answering phone. Give location and time of Antichrist bird sighting.

  • Do people actually believe that this video is true?...

  • Damn, that bird's an asshole.

  • "Ein schoener Baum!"

  • @ 0:51- "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­CKYOU!!" xD

  • @TheREALDanontheMoon Yeah! Why  don't you??!! You fucking long user name cunt on YouTube!!

    You Nazi whore!!

  • @KiIIU99 Motherfucker, you whack off to pictures of Goebbels whacking off to pictures of Mengele whacking off to pictures of Bush. Don't even try that shit, you fascist, goosestepping vaginal schnitzel.

  • @TheREALDanontheMoon Fuck you! You fucking fucked in the ass, ear and mouth motherfucking cocksucking bagel bumping turd tapping Nazi CUNT!! Go fucking jerk off to fucking Adolf's fucking mustache. You fucking Sieg Heiling shit sack Nazi poo jabber!! ! Do you really fucking want another fucking rap on your fucking Nazi Sauerkraut jaw??!! Well, do YOU!!?? Asshole!!! Anytime, anyfuckingtime!!

    You fucking Volkswagen CUNT!! You fucking people's car crud face Nazi BASTARD!!!

  • @R2DID2 No, fuck you, you national socialism reppin' twat! I hope you get gang raped by a pack of storm troopers, and wind up like your idol, Hitler - that it, lying in a ditch, with a bullet in the brain, covered in burning gasoline, you Eichmann suckling bratwurst-fuck!

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  • @zerosvc2 You fucking Nazi! You're the biggest fucking weevil out there!! You dirty Adolf lover.

    Why don't you get back to the fucking woodwork and take your fucking stinking fucking Nazi sentiments with you!! You fucking weevil fruit, nut and grain damager!! Keep your fucking proboscis out of this!

  • @KiIIU99

    lolwut

  • If this Montana merkel is nearing extinction then what the fuck is this bozo doing with it strapped to his arm in a baking hot TV studio? He should be arrested and and thrown in a bird sanctuary for 100 days and fined a lot of money as punishment for cruelty to birds. I'd like to see the bastard after his 100 days imprisonment. I hope those birds pick the flesh off of him.Is it any surprise the poor bird is shouting "fuck you! fuck you! ". The poor defenseless bird!!

    

  • @sharaIantam Good point. The little creature is probably suffering from heat exhaustion. It should be out and about in the cool fresh air flying in its own habitat along with the other Merkel friends that are still out in the wild. It should be let go free and fly away to happiness and joy. Failing that I feel the only humane thing to do is to take out the back and wring its neck.

  • This a dirty video. Dirty, dirty video. The bitch @barreloflols is also a dirty nazi racist

    and that @IH8PIGS1987 should have stayed in China if he likes it so much and is telling people to go there. Dirty video.

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  • I have a parrot that yells just this very phrase,,,,

  • All the Nazi scum is here @barrelofcock, @IH8PIGSH1T987

    Let's get all the Nazi cunts in here!! The kookaburra cocksucker and the asshole with the pig shit. They're all here!! LOL

  • @2012livestream How were you in Germany during WWII when you weren't even born yet? Your threats, while scary, are as hollow as your vocabulary so save them both for someone who cares and stop wasting my time.

    @txlee1 Move to China, then you won't be forced to watch such offensive videos.

  • This video SHOULD be banned. It is already banned in Germany. The so-called joke that this bird is supposed to have a "naturally occurring swastika" on its plumage is sickening! I suppose it has its own Waffen SS number tattooed under its fucking wing as well!! Really fucking sick! BAN IT!! That TheOnion creep is one sick fuck!! This video is NOT funny and is in very poor taste!! BAN IT!!

    A joke's a joke but this goes TOO far!! BAN IT!!

  • This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. If you are so thin skinned as to be offended by this, you must have a pretty awesome life. Lighten up, this is hilarious.

  • @IH8PIGS1987 You young fellahs have no idea of what those fuckin Nazi bums got up to. I was one of the first US soldiers into Buchenwald and what I saw sickened me to my bones. I shot more of them sons of bitches where they stood or hid which was mostly the way with them there cowards. I shot em without a ya or neen or a handy hokey and when I heard that fuckin ik leebie dik americaner I giv it to them in the fuckin face. For a few days I thought I was back home in Nebraska shootin vermin.

  • @IH8PIGS1987 So don't fuckin tell I'm thin skined cocksucker and YES i have had a pretty fuckin awesome life!!

    I'd fuckin horsewhip you right here and now and beat you to within a fuckin inch of your fuckin life

  • @IH8PIGS1987 And by the way I did try to skin a few of them sons of bitches but my captain wouldn't let me. I did manage to save some of them and still have a few left in my freezer. You ever experienced the smell and taste of roasted Nazi? I hate to say it but it smells and tastes pretty darn freakin good.Mmmmmm! Wake up and smell the coffee! Mmmmmmm. You gotta try it next time we go over there if you get the chance. Fuckin awesome. Don't forget the fuckin mushrooms.

  • This is obviously a CIA sponsored attack on world leaders like the German Chancellor Angela Merkel. What other world leaders that the USA doesn't like be targeted with this sick filth? President Putin of Russia and the Putin Plover?

    Who's next? I urge everyone and especially all decent anti-Nazi and Pro-German Americans to lodge a complaint to YouTube and have this propaganda removed. Just say NO to the Montana Merkel!

  • HAHA come on, its the onion lol its meant for comedy not anti german pro nazi. hahahahaaaaa an ejaculating penis

  • it's a fucking kookaburra

  • @FrankCIanton your a fucking dickhead, shut up

  • @abarreloflols I just can't take anything you write seriously until you learn how to fucking spell!

    I just cannot abide fucking illiterate assholes like you who either do not or cannot spell English words properly.

    Please make the necessary correction and come back again. Until such time I would appreciate it if in the meantime you would go fuck yourself. I bid you good day.

  • @FrankCIanton why don't you grow a brain and fucking think for a second, I know this is not real you faggot, if you knew what a Kookaburra was then you would know that this is one, not what they are saying but the looks of it, so fuck up and think about what you are saying for a second, so your comment is pointless for the fact you tried to prove me wrong on a fact I was right about, you dumbfuck. it may be stuffed but it is real bird not the noises but the general bird.

  • @abarreloflols I sure as fuck know what a fucking kookaburra is. It's called the laughing jackass bird. That's its name in the native Australian language and you're a fucking laughing jackass Australian cunt. In fact you're more of a fucking galah! You shut the fuck up! You down under bastard! You're a cunt! A mouthy Australian cunt who's badly in need of a good fucking kicking!! The bird is STUFFED and someone should STUFF you and mount you on a wall and blow your fucking thick Ozzie head off!

  • @abarreloflols And another thing.If you think that IS a kookaburra, you're not an Australian. You're a lying bastard OR you're an "Australian" who doesn't know what a kookaburra looks like and an "Australian" who doesn't get out of the fucking dunny too much. You need to go choke a darkie! You fucking lying cunt!!

    You filthy Nazi fucking whore's bastard! You barrel of shit! You've got a few roos loose in the top paddock, pal! Why don't you grow a cock!? You fucking Nazi asshole!

  • @abarreloflols Shut your fucking ugly mongrel face!! You're no fucking Australian! You know nothing about Australia! You wouldn't know a kookaburra if it fucked you in the ass! You dirty liar! Your comment has no reference to kookaburras in it! I wonder why?? LOL What's this crap about little children? Are you some sort of fucking pedo? Cry to mummy? Face it! You're a fucking stupid dyslexic cunt who has problems understanding English. Pedo! Did mummy ever tell you you were adopted? LOL

  • @FrankCIanton Ermorden?

  • 114 people touched it while it was rubbing its genitals on the camera.

  • @sizey2 You are the sort of Nazi trash, this filthy little bird attracts.

  • @sbgaIt Dude 1st of all I'm jewish myself. 2nd of all I wasn't laughing at the nazi thing anyway. I didnt realise it was a nazi symbol until I watched it the 2nd time. My great grandfather was killed in WW2. But I was taught to stop complaining and forget about the past and look towards the future. Yes what the Nazi's did was bad, I'm not saying it was right. I have heaps of german friends and I know they disagreed with hitler. Anyways my point is that I was laughing at the bird not at the war.

  • @sizey2 I feel your pain. You have to realize that these fucking Nazis are infiltrating YouTube every minute of every day. Now they try it with a fucking bird with a fucking swastika on its plumage. Notice also the bird's color! The colors of Nazi Germany's flag - black, red and white. Need I say more? The bird is supposed to be a merkle/merkel. Notice how the fuckers can't make up their mind about the spelling. Angela Merkel is the German Chancellor! Delete this video! It insults all Germans!