this bird should be a sacred a symbol of fertility and regeneration. it says 'F*ck you', a clear statement of fertility. it also has a swastika sign on it's tale, a symbol in many cultures of renewal and regeneration, and it also ejaculates everywhere and carves erect phallic symbols into wood.
I think I will change career paths and do a PHD in genetics and obsess till i am able to genetically create a designer bird like this then mass release it.
Lol liked the things on the screen its shit contains natural paint stripper it likes to make noises late night/early morning it makes its nest from wires stolen from car engines and it likes to pick up ipods and drop them in lakes simply brilliant.
Video of my new exotic birds hand raised by gorrillas underneath the shifting sands of north dakota, transported by nuclear submarine to the snow caps of the sahara to mate with wormholes in another dimension, air lifted under the ocean in a C-147, protected by the first amendment and army rangers, trained by navy seals when not feasting on killer whales, and if you do not like the bird, finger raised, ::::::::::::::noʎ ʞɔnɟ::::::::::::::!
I have seen this bird before. I saw it in old Cairo many years ago. It was in a cage and was reading a book. When I saw it it looked up from the book and spoke to me. It told me of the wonders of the world and said to me "Go out into the world and prepare the way for me. You shall be my first disciple." Then it flapped its wings and screeched in a high pitched voice, shit on the bottom of its cage and then went back to reading its book. I knew this bird would save the world. I see it again here.
@kaiclay2 Geez....That's a hard one. Let me think...I know New York city is in New York state and that Barack Obama is president of the United States ......That's about it.......I guess.
Oh yeah! I nearly forgot!! I also know that you're a dirty little fuckass window licking special school cunt!!
There are some really delusional folks here. It's *The Onion*, they make their living out of spoofing, joking and just being silly. If you think this is real, you need a reality check yourself.
@ThaddeusMcSpalding You could always make your own. You have a sewing machine so why not give it a go? Btw did you know that the sewing machine was invented by Hitler to make concentration camp clothes for the prisoners? He also made his uniforms and the first Nazi swastika flag on his own personal sewing machine which was shaped like a Panzer tank.
Sure there are Nazis in America, nobody likes them and they just walk around talking about Jews running the world. Also I have never in my life met anybody in America who has a strong anti-German stance, there's Americans like me that love Deutschland and then there are most Americans that are completely indifferent. I knew a Nazi when I was younger we called him Nazi George, he loved Germany his room was covered in German flags. He was a racist douche bag, my black friends didn't like him
@TonyDucats Yes. Most Americans like Germans and why not? Germans are not Nazis. Did you know that the Nazis NEVER got a majority of the votes in ANY general election? Hitler was put in power by the industrial military complex. As soon as Hitler became chancellor he banned all opposition groups? Only then did he have a majority in parliament. It's like Obama banning the Republican party or like Reagan banning the Democrats and making himself dictator. Of course he could never happen???
@sbgaIt and a lot of the votes they did get were gained through means of intimidation via the brown shirts. Hitler was a dick, he surrounded himself with smart people, but he didn't listen to them enough and he let his stupid cult fantasies get the better of him. He made Germany a powerhouse only to destroy her, I hate that fucker, and I don't think our military would go with such an action. Sure the top brass would but the lower guys wouldn't, Americans are allergic to tyrants. (the people)
other than the name I don't really see how this is a huge dis on Chancellor Merkel, it's the onion come on guys how did this turn into a discussion about Nazis?
@TonyDucats hahaha nevermind saw the thing at the end with the swastika tail, lol still don't seem like a huge Merkel dis, just a funny annoying bird but maybe there's a conspiracy there idk
@TonyDucats Conspiracy! You got it! A conspiracy so monstrous it is scary! A conspiracy to undermine western civilization by a Nazi stuffed bird!! It all adds up!! We gotta stop this right here!!
@TonyDucats The Nazi theme is obvious to all those who know about the vile sneaky treacherous ways of the Nazi! These filthy Nazis will try anything to further their sick agenda of world domination!! If you listen carefully you can hear the bird saying "Sieg heil!" under its breath and if you play the video backward you can hear Hitler saying "Ich bin der Fuehrer!" It's all there!! Look, listen and LEARN!! The bird is not real but it has been hijacked by Nazis to send subliminal Nazi messages.
It's difficult to know whether the bird is a Nazi or the Antichrist. Are there any websites where I could bone up on this debate? Is it true that TheREALDanontheMoon has the longest nick and the smallest dick on YouTube? You really have to watch out for these sausage munching Adolf groupies in here. I thought YouTube exterminated most of them. TheREALDanontheMoon must be one of those Nazi bacteria with a well developed immune system. Is it true he has only one testicle like his lover Adolf?
This bird is the Antichrist!! It has been written and it has been prophesied that "a bird will come from the east and devour the world." The bird's true name is "Al Rek'm"- pronounced "Al raykeem" which is old Arabic for " The bird that has come from the east and will devour the world". Read "The Book Of Al Rekm" for a complete history of this Antichrist bird.You have only to look what is happening in the Arab world today to understand this.
@ugasziz It is a well documented fact that Hitler was a bird or "ein Vogel" as they say in German. Hitler started life as a blue tit before he metamorphosed into an evil human being. Many people who knew Hitler claimed that Hitler still had feathers on his upper arms, his legs and on his back and he could whistle like a tit.. That's why Hitler never liked to be seen naked. Originally Hitler wanted the Nazi salute to be done with both arms in tribute to his ability to fly. Yes Hitler could fly.
@ugasziz The so-called little bird in this video is due to change into another Hitler pretty soon. Somebody should choke this bird NOW!! I have written several books on Hitler the bird. They are available on amazon. Check out my two books: " Hitler Was A Bird " and " I Knew Hitler When He Was Chick ". They are also available in German language editions.
@usuIkane i have no idea what asine is. Anyways, wat you're saying doesnt seem logic... it sounds more like magic and other bs like that. And if you've actually written several books about this nonsense stuff, then you a crazy mafaka LOL
@310BPM Yes. I am real. How can I help you? Do you which to report an Antichrist bird sighting. Please leave your details on my internet answering phone. Give location and time of Antichrist bird sighting.
@KiIIU99 Motherfucker, you whack off to pictures of Goebbels whacking off to pictures of Mengele whacking off to pictures of Bush. Don't even try that shit, you fascist, goosestepping vaginal schnitzel.
@TheREALDanontheMoon Fuck you! You fucking fucked in the ass, ear and mouth motherfucking cocksucking bagel bumping turd tapping Nazi CUNT!! Go fucking jerk off to fucking Adolf's fucking mustache. You fucking Sieg Heiling shit sack Nazi poo jabber!! ! Do you really fucking want another fucking rap on your fucking Nazi Sauerkraut jaw??!! Well, do YOU!!?? Asshole!!! Anytime, anyfuckingtime!!
You fucking Volkswagen CUNT!! You fucking people's car crud face Nazi BASTARD!!!
@R2DID2 No, fuck you, you national socialism reppin' twat! I hope you get gang raped by a pack of storm troopers, and wind up like your idol, Hitler - that it, lying in a ditch, with a bullet in the brain, covered in burning gasoline, you Eichmann suckling bratwurst-fuck!
@zerosvc2 You fucking Nazi! You're the biggest fucking weevil out there!! You dirty Adolf lover.
Why don't you get back to the fucking woodwork and take your fucking stinking fucking Nazi sentiments with you!! You fucking weevil fruit, nut and grain damager!! Keep your fucking proboscis out of this!
If this Montana merkel is nearing extinction then what the fuck is this bozo doing with it strapped to his arm in a baking hot TV studio? He should be arrested and and thrown in a bird sanctuary for 100 days and fined a lot of money as punishment for cruelty to birds. I'd like to see the bastard after his 100 days imprisonment. I hope those birds pick the flesh off of him.Is it any surprise the poor bird is shouting "fuck you! fuck you! ". The poor defenseless bird!!
@sharaIantam Good point. The little creature is probably suffering from heat exhaustion. It should be out and about in the cool fresh air flying in its own habitat along with the other Merkel friends that are still out in the wild. It should be let go free and fly away to happiness and joy. Failing that I feel the only humane thing to do is to take out the back and wring its neck.
@2012livestream How were you in Germany during WWII when you weren't even born yet? Your threats, while scary, are as hollow as your vocabulary so save them both for someone who cares and stop wasting my time.
@txlee1 Move to China, then you won't be forced to watch such offensive videos.
This video SHOULD be banned. It is already banned in Germany. The so-called joke that this bird is supposed to have a "naturally occurring swastika" on its plumage is sickening! I suppose it has its own Waffen SS number tattooed under its fucking wing as well!! Really fucking sick! BAN IT!! That TheOnion creep is one sick fuck!! This video is NOT funny and is in very poor taste!! BAN IT!!
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. If you are so thin skinned as to be offended by this, you must have a pretty awesome life. Lighten up, this is hilarious.
@IH8PIGS1987 You young fellahs have no idea of what those fuckin Nazi bums got up to. I was one of the first US soldiers into Buchenwald and what I saw sickened me to my bones. I shot more of them sons of bitches where they stood or hid which was mostly the way with them there cowards. I shot em without a ya or neen or a handy hokey and when I heard that fuckin ik leebie dik americaner I giv it to them in the fuckin face. For a few days I thought I was back home in Nebraska shootin vermin.
@IH8PIGS1987 And by the way I did try to skin a few of them sons of bitches but my captain wouldn't let me. I did manage to save some of them and still have a few left in my freezer. You ever experienced the smell and taste of roasted Nazi? I hate to say it but it smells and tastes pretty darn freakin good.Mmmmmm! Wake up and smell the coffee! Mmmmmmm. You gotta try it next time we go over there if you get the chance. Fuckin awesome. Don't forget the fuckin mushrooms.
This is obviously a CIA sponsored attack on world leaders like the German Chancellor Angela Merkel. What other world leaders that the USA doesn't like be targeted with this sick filth? President Putin of Russia and the Putin Plover?
Who's next? I urge everyone and especially all decent anti-Nazi and Pro-German Americans to lodge a complaint to YouTube and have this propaganda removed. Just say NO to the Montana Merkel!
@abarreloflols You stupid fucking shit for brains cunt!! It's not a bird! it's a stuffed toy!! It doesn't exist!!
There is NO fucking bird called a Montana merkel or merkel anything fucking else! This is an anti-German and pro Nazi propaganda video uploaded by the anti-German American League Of Nazis.They hate Angela Merkel who is the German Chancellor. She has stood up to these sick Nazi American bastards with their silly little birds! Long Live Germany!! Fuck The Nazis! Es lebe Deutschland!
@abarreloflols I just can't take anything you write seriously until you learn how to fucking spell!
I just cannot abide fucking illiterate assholes like you who either do not or cannot spell English words properly.
Please make the necessary correction and come back again. Until such time I would appreciate it if in the meantime you would go fuck yourself. I bid you good day.
@FrankCIanton why don't you grow a brain and fucking think for a second, I know this is not real you faggot, if you knew what a Kookaburra was then you would know that this is one, not what they are saying but the looks of it, so fuck up and think about what you are saying for a second, so your comment is pointless for the fact you tried to prove me wrong on a fact I was right about, you dumbfuck. it may be stuffed but it is real bird not the noises but the general bird.
@abarreloflols I sure as fuck know what a fucking kookaburra is. It's called the laughing jackass bird. That's its name in the native Australian language and you're a fucking laughing jackass Australian cunt. In fact you're more of a fucking galah! You shut the fuck up! You down under bastard! You're a cunt! A mouthy Australian cunt who's badly in need of a good fucking kicking!! The bird is STUFFED and someone should STUFF you and mount you on a wall and blow your fucking thick Ozzie head off!
@abarreloflols And another thing.If you think that IS a kookaburra, you're not an Australian. You're a lying bastard OR you're an "Australian" who doesn't know what a kookaburra looks like and an "Australian" who doesn't get out of the fucking dunny too much. You need to go choke a darkie! You fucking lying cunt!!
You filthy Nazi fucking whore's bastard! You barrel of shit! You've got a few roos loose in the top paddock, pal! Why don't you grow a cock!? You fucking Nazi asshole!
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@FrankCIanton nice racist rant of shit, you fucking american dumbass, it is funny how little children go to swearing and abuse of what they have no idea what they are talking about, why don't you go and cry to mummy, because frankly no-one cares for your shit, nothing of what you have said makes any sense and is true, you call people Nazis and relate to fake stereotypes that your incest parents have told you, well why dont you go eat something you fat, dumb redneck yankee. see I can do it too
@abarreloflols Shut your fucking ugly mongrel face!! You're no fucking Australian! You know nothing about Australia! You wouldn't know a kookaburra if it fucked you in the ass! You dirty liar! Your comment has no reference to kookaburras in it! I wonder why?? LOL What's this crap about little children? Are you some sort of fucking pedo? Cry to mummy? Face it! You're a fucking stupid dyslexic cunt who has problems understanding English. Pedo! Did mummy ever tell you you were adopted? LOL
@sbgaIt Dude 1st of all I'm jewish myself. 2nd of all I wasn't laughing at the nazi thing anyway. I didnt realise it was a nazi symbol until I watched it the 2nd time. My great grandfather was killed in WW2. But I was taught to stop complaining and forget about the past and look towards the future. Yes what the Nazi's did was bad, I'm not saying it was right. I have heaps of german friends and I know they disagreed with hitler. Anyways my point is that I was laughing at the bird not at the war.
@sizey2 I feel your pain. You have to realize that these fucking Nazis are infiltrating YouTube every minute of every day. Now they try it with a fucking bird with a fucking swastika on its plumage. Notice also the bird's color! The colors of Nazi Germany's flag - black, red and white. Need I say more? The bird is supposed to be a merkle/merkel. Notice how the fuckers can't make up their mind about the spelling. Angela Merkel is the German Chancellor! Delete this video! It insults all Germans!
fhe is sayign FUCK YOU! because he thinks he is on fox news
awesomeskier12345 3 days ago
hahah its called a kookaburra its a real aussie bird
tjwhalan 5 days ago 2
@tjwhalan to be fair it is annoying when they laugh at you after you trip over in the street
TheToiletto 4 days ago
Fake, man the onions real, its a public station, not a cable channel that's why!!
ThreeDaysOfDan 2 weeks ago
..."He'll just spray his rancid ejaculate all over the place..." I spit up my morning coffee when he said that. I want to kill these birds right now!
0Heavy0Metal0 2 weeks ago
@Dangerousdan77777
Win! =D
Astroc2002 2 weeks ago
" Sounds like chewing spaggetthi in your ear "
Seems legit .__.
R4LAXED 3 weeks ago
@R4LAXED Ahh that's why you use google to spell check your words...
ehandkz 3 days ago
If i even find a genie in a lamp I am using a wish to make this a real bird
frankenmuth1 3 weeks ago 13
Naturally occurring swastika! Ha!
AlexanderPresident 3 weeks ago 9
I love this bird!
AlexanderPresident 3 weeks ago
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Sparke0135 1 month ago
What kind of bird is that actually?
Crushuhard 1 month ago
@Crushuhard a kookaburra.
thecauseandfx 1 month ago
so fucking funny xD
MrWaddefak 1 month ago
i want to kill that bird..
Randomization909 1 month ago 3
Naturally occuring swastika hahaha
jeffbrue 1 month ago
Simpsons much...
imhowardmoonsir 1 month ago
wtf
18iser 1 month ago
That's a Kookaburra, Aussie bird. Love em.
murf69 1 month ago
I am completely ashamed at you, America. You choose to eliminate a bird as beautiful as this? Well, you know what I say? FUCK YOU.
mAwesome334 1 month ago 4
Didn't like the video? well fuck you
lukethegreat101 1 month ago
We need Happy gilmoreto say "FUCK YOU!" To that bird ^_^
chrstilen5 1 month ago
It's the Internet bird.
chitoryu12 1 month ago 9
I'd want them wiped out
TheGrasshugger 1 month ago
this bird should be a sacred a symbol of fertility and regeneration. it says 'F*ck you', a clear statement of fertility. it also has a swastika sign on it's tale, a symbol in many cultures of renewal and regeneration, and it also ejaculates everywhere and carves erect phallic symbols into wood.
1blackaura 2 months ago 8
Rancid ejaculate
FullInventory 3 months ago 7
@FullInventory Geez.....Sorry to hear about that, pal. Have you seen your doctor lately?
DonaId6899 1 month ago
This is one of my all-time favorites from the ONN. "Rancid ejaculate" - lol.
amw1978dc 3 months ago 2
The bird God made to piss people off.
NickyAmerica 3 months ago 5
Well at leas the bird is more civilized than 98 percent of people.
rushzful 3 months ago 7
I think I will change career paths and do a PHD in genetics and obsess till i am able to genetically create a designer bird like this then mass release it.
daveforfun22 3 months ago 2
Lol liked the things on the screen its shit contains natural paint stripper it likes to make noises late night/early morning it makes its nest from wires stolen from car engines and it likes to pick up ipods and drop them in lakes simply brilliant.
daveforfun22 4 months ago
fuck you!
chess7390 4 months ago
Troll
daniilsp7 4 months ago
It's a troll bird!
MegaKillerDeathHippo 4 months ago
Naturally occurring swastika! Ha!
Manadox97 4 months ago 3
@SVTcoolguy just to let you know, I'm in NJ right now and NONE OF US like that FUCKING SHOW! it's nothing like what new jersey actually is
Manadox97 4 months ago
I want a bird like that!
guitarlawyer75 4 months ago
So the Merkle is the Jersey Shore of the animal world
SVTcoolguy 5 months ago 3
Tha's my kind of bird
JEKAZOL 5 months ago
God damn that was funny.
Deathsquadstudios4 5 months ago
I know a woman came up with this one. My god women are fucked up.
CuddlyBadger 5 months ago
I also like to rub my genitals on reflective surfaces. I need to go clean my computer now...
SeriousGamer2009 5 months ago
i thought it was fake untill i saw it was uploaded by the onion
zekzorz 5 months ago 236
@zekzorz No doubt!
Video of my new exotic birds hand raised by gorrillas underneath the shifting sands of north dakota, transported by nuclear submarine to the snow caps of the sahara to mate with wormholes in another dimension, air lifted under the ocean in a C-147, protected by the first amendment and army rangers, trained by navy seals when not feasting on killer whales, and if you do not like the bird, finger raised, ::::::::::::::noʎ ʞɔnɟ::::::::::::::!
DangerousDan77777 1 month ago
I seriously can not tell if this is a spoof or not. It is so funny, and if it is real. Im buying one.
comserv1 5 months ago
Allah hu akhbar!!!
Allah hu akhbar!!!
Allah hu akhbar!!!
sharaIantam 5 months ago
I have seen this bird before. I saw it in old Cairo many years ago. It was in a cage and was reading a book. When I saw it it looked up from the book and spoke to me. It told me of the wonders of the world and said to me "Go out into the world and prepare the way for me. You shall be my first disciple." Then it flapped its wings and screeched in a high pitched voice, shit on the bottom of its cage and then went back to reading its book. I knew this bird would save the world. I see it again here.
sharaIantam 5 months ago 2
You're all gonna fucking die in here!!
Why do you watch this fucking shit!!?
RichardEIden 5 months ago
angry bird advertising....
MarijnStevens 5 months ago
lololololololol its the pain knee thing from family guy
ReconCrusader 6 months ago
Is that a kookaburra?
blindthrall 6 months ago
@blindthrall yes it is a Kookaburra. Wonderful birds.
heveinmusic 4 months ago
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Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuuuuck you!
novembre8211 6 months ago
The next bird in Angry Birds
davidhlusko 6 months ago 110
Thats a Kookaburra
Stillwater900 6 months ago
You're all gonna fucking die in here!! You fucking Nazis!!
FrankCIanton 7 months ago
@TheASCKiller1991 you sick cunt.
FrankCIanton 7 months ago
neo-nazi bird
alexbetaco 7 months ago
what the fuck is wrong with these birds?!!??!!?
XxAirsoftRangerxX 8 months ago 2
ffuuuuuuck you xDDD
SuperSilverSonicStar 8 months ago
Fuck Off Now In Your Channel Everyone Will Fucking Hated It Because Off You
kaiclay2 8 months ago
@kaiclay2 You write English like a cunt.
FrankCIanton 7 months ago
@FrankCIanton What Do You Know You Son Of A Bitch
kaiclay2 7 months ago
@kaiclay2 Geez....That's a hard one. Let me think...I know New York city is in New York state and that Barack Obama is president of the United States ......That's about it.......I guess.
Oh yeah! I nearly forgot!! I also know that you're a dirty little fuckass window licking special school cunt!!
FrankCIanton 7 months ago
@FrankCIanton Nice swearing dude you are showing society that you are a well behaved citizen
GeneralNutcase 6 months ago
@GeneralNutcase MONKEY FUCKING SACK MASTER GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKING WHORE DOUCHEBAG
SexyFish660 6 months ago
@SexyFish660 Nice, which school did you miss?
GeneralNutcase 6 months ago
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Okay!! Enough about you!! What do you think of the video?
jfiIes0000000 6 months ago
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@kaiclay2 Yes. " Fuck Off Now In Your Channel Everyone Will Fucking Hated It Because Off You " LOL
Where the fuck did you learn to write English? You fucking cretin!!
FrankCIanton 7 months ago
LOL nazi sign!!!
SuperLucasRay 8 months ago
I was wondering why it looked so much like a Kookaburra.
TrueRahf 9 months ago
lol......hahahaaa....
yonghan533 9 months ago
hahhahahhahahahhahahahaha
dontpullonit 9 months ago
This makes a good point a conversationalist does always take the extreme side of everything.
The11colek 9 months ago
Man those birds are almost as annoying as Justin Bieber
Pitkis85 9 months ago 3
that bird is an asshole
KickboxingKangeroo 10 months ago
I wonder what zoo will take this? XD
MrLaxdude89 10 months ago
This episode is like ig Nobel Awards - first it makes you laugh and then it makes you think.
artman40 10 months ago
I was laughing my ass off at this
FoxSoldierMP 10 months ago
I actually looked up Montana Merkel before watching this....*facepalm*
xcruzrr6 11 months ago
I swear that's a kookaburra.
ThatNZbro 11 months ago 3
@ThatNZbro Some kind of kingfisher, I'm sure.
EltonvonCthulhu 11 months ago
hahhahhahahahaha WTF dude
CraigWilliams1996 11 months ago
That's a kookaburra...
tnks4lyf 1 year ago
that bird likes saying the f wornd he likes swearing and his favorite one is fuck you call
kaiclay2 1 year ago
@kaiclay2 Sorry, I have to ask. But; Are you actually retarded?
tnks4lyf 1 year ago
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kaiclay2 1 year ago
fuck some people are gulible
hiothezebra 1 year ago
There are some really delusional folks here. It's *The Onion*, they make their living out of spoofing, joking and just being silly. If you think this is real, you need a reality check yourself.
calvinsora101 1 year ago
Should I say "talented bird " ?
lynda514 1 year ago
Wew u guys took this way to seriously lol this is just a joke, it has nothing to do with an nazi campaign u troll
googlesnorks 1 year ago
0:49 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you ;)
Over9000pks 1 year ago
pause and press 4
jezzr101 1 year ago
Put a bird on it!
mettacrawler 1 year ago
How to tell if your husband is a terrorist. If he talks about how much he loves Israel he might be a terrorist.
Bearlizard777 1 year ago
best bird ever
zikten 1 year ago
LOLZ
megamanx1291 1 year ago
I wish these birds were available as pets.
ThaddeusMcSpalding 1 year ago
@ThaddeusMcSpalding You could always make your own. You have a sewing machine so why not give it a go? Btw did you know that the sewing machine was invented by Hitler to make concentration camp clothes for the prisoners? He also made his uniforms and the first Nazi swastika flag on his own personal sewing machine which was shaped like a Panzer tank.
sbgaIt 1 year ago
Sure there are Nazis in America, nobody likes them and they just walk around talking about Jews running the world. Also I have never in my life met anybody in America who has a strong anti-German stance, there's Americans like me that love Deutschland and then there are most Americans that are completely indifferent. I knew a Nazi when I was younger we called him Nazi George, he loved Germany his room was covered in German flags. He was a racist douche bag, my black friends didn't like him
TonyDucats 1 year ago
@TonyDucats Yes. Most Americans like Germans and why not? Germans are not Nazis. Did you know that the Nazis NEVER got a majority of the votes in ANY general election? Hitler was put in power by the industrial military complex. As soon as Hitler became chancellor he banned all opposition groups? Only then did he have a majority in parliament. It's like Obama banning the Republican party or like Reagan banning the Democrats and making himself dictator. Of course he could never happen???
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sbgaIt 1 year ago
@sbgaIt and a lot of the votes they did get were gained through means of intimidation via the brown shirts. Hitler was a dick, he surrounded himself with smart people, but he didn't listen to them enough and he let his stupid cult fantasies get the better of him. He made Germany a powerhouse only to destroy her, I hate that fucker, and I don't think our military would go with such an action. Sure the top brass would but the lower guys wouldn't, Americans are allergic to tyrants. (the people)
TonyDucats 1 year ago
I really can feel the love in the comments section of this parody news network which is completely fake, and, as such, should be understand as such.
Zeldanon 1 year ago
i cant some dude really though it was real...... i aree with TonyDukats
i chose k becuz it makes Mortal Kombat look that much better.......
UndyingF8 1 year ago
haha, it actually does sound like 'Constant Craving' LOL
xblueblaze 1 year ago
other than the name I don't really see how this is a huge dis on Chancellor Merkel, it's the onion come on guys how did this turn into a discussion about Nazis?
TonyDucats 1 year ago
@TonyDucats hahaha nevermind saw the thing at the end with the swastika tail, lol still don't seem like a huge Merkel dis, just a funny annoying bird but maybe there's a conspiracy there idk
TonyDucats 1 year ago
@TonyDucats Conspiracy! You got it! A conspiracy so monstrous it is scary! A conspiracy to undermine western civilization by a Nazi stuffed bird!! It all adds up!! We gotta stop this right here!!
Just say no to the Nazi bird!!
2012Iivestream 1 year ago
@TonyDucats The Nazi theme is obvious to all those who know about the vile sneaky treacherous ways of the Nazi! These filthy Nazis will try anything to further their sick agenda of world domination!! If you listen carefully you can hear the bird saying "Sieg heil!" under its breath and if you play the video backward you can hear Hitler saying "Ich bin der Fuehrer!" It's all there!! Look, listen and LEARN!! The bird is not real but it has been hijacked by Nazis to send subliminal Nazi messages.
FrankCIanton 1 year ago
...what type of bird is that in reality?
ValforWing 1 year ago
Yeah,ignore the bird..your just gonna piss him off more, now its fuck you and a penis. Piss him off and....
sacrifice194 1 year ago
@sacrifice194 Piss him off and....what? Can't you even fucking finish a sentence? You fucking Nazi bastard!!
KiIIU99 1 year ago
It's difficult to know whether the bird is a Nazi or the Antichrist. Are there any websites where I could bone up on this debate? Is it true that TheREALDanontheMoon has the longest nick and the smallest dick on YouTube? You really have to watch out for these sausage munching Adolf groupies in here. I thought YouTube exterminated most of them. TheREALDanontheMoon must be one of those Nazi bacteria with a well developed immune system. Is it true he has only one testicle like his lover Adolf?
beatIequeen06 1 year ago
This bird is the Antichrist!! It has been written and it has been prophesied that "a bird will come from the east and devour the world." The bird's true name is "Al Rek'm"- pronounced "Al raykeem" which is old Arabic for " The bird that has come from the east and will devour the world". Read "The Book Of Al Rekm" for a complete history of this Antichrist bird.You have only to look what is happening in the Arab world today to understand this.
jfiIes0000000 1 year ago 14
@jfiIes0000000 WTFFFFF its just a bird
ugasziz 6 months ago
@ugasziz Oh yeah!! It\s just a bird.....it's just a bird! That's what they said about Hitler!!
THIS JUST A BIRD IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD IN 2012!!!
jfiIes0000000 6 months ago
@jfiIes0000000 that would be so cool to see
ugasziz 6 months ago
@ugasziz It is a well documented fact that Hitler was a bird or "ein Vogel" as they say in German. Hitler started life as a blue tit before he metamorphosed into an evil human being. Many people who knew Hitler claimed that Hitler still had feathers on his upper arms, his legs and on his back and he could whistle like a tit.. That's why Hitler never liked to be seen naked. Originally Hitler wanted the Nazi salute to be done with both arms in tribute to his ability to fly. Yes Hitler could fly.
usuIkane 6 months ago
@ugasziz The so-called little bird in this video is due to change into another Hitler pretty soon. Somebody should choke this bird NOW!! I have written several books on Hitler the bird. They are available on amazon. Check out my two books: " Hitler Was A Bird " and " I Knew Hitler When He Was Chick ". They are also available in German language editions.
usuIkane 6 months ago
@usuIkane uhm weird... how can humans become animals and vice versa...
ugasziz 6 months ago
@ugasziz Why don't you stop asking these asinine questions and learn some fucking history!!!!??
usuIkane 6 months ago
@usuIkane i have no idea what asine is. Anyways, wat you're saying doesnt seem logic... it sounds more like magic and other bs like that. And if you've actually written several books about this nonsense stuff, then you a crazy mafaka LOL
ugasziz 6 months ago
@ugasziz Learn the language!! You fucking asshole!!
usuIkane 6 months ago
@usuIkane what language?
ugasziz 6 months ago
@ugasziz Learn English! You fucking Ukrainian Nazi shithead!
ПОШЕЛ ТЫ НАХУЙ ПЕДАР ЙОБАНЫЙ! Cосни хуйца,быдло!!
usuIkane 6 months ago
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@usuIkane I know english duh. Why you so mad? ПОШЕЛ ТЫ НАХУЙ ПЕДАР ЙОБАНЫЙ! Cосни хуйца,быдло!!!!!!
ugasziz 6 months ago
@jfiIes0000000
are you for real? D:
310BPM 5 months ago
@310BPM Yes. I am real. How can I help you? Do you which to report an Antichrist bird sighting. Please leave your details on my internet answering phone. Give location and time of Antichrist bird sighting.
jfiIes0000000 5 months ago
Do people actually believe that this video is true?...
utubefknsux 1 year ago
Damn, that bird's an asshole.
backwoodsninja 1 year ago
"Ein schoener Baum!"
jackjarell 1 year ago
@ 0:51- "FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuCKYOU!!" xD
TheREALDanontheMoon 1 year ago
@TheREALDanontheMoon Yeah! Why don't you??!! You fucking long user name cunt on YouTube!!
You Nazi whore!!
KiIIU99 1 year ago
@KiIIU99 Motherfucker, you whack off to pictures of Goebbels whacking off to pictures of Mengele whacking off to pictures of Bush. Don't even try that shit, you fascist, goosestepping vaginal schnitzel.
TheREALDanontheMoon 1 year ago
@TheREALDanontheMoon Fuck you! You fucking fucked in the ass, ear and mouth motherfucking cocksucking bagel bumping turd tapping Nazi CUNT!! Go fucking jerk off to fucking Adolf's fucking mustache. You fucking Sieg Heiling shit sack Nazi poo jabber!! ! Do you really fucking want another fucking rap on your fucking Nazi Sauerkraut jaw??!! Well, do YOU!!?? Asshole!!! Anytime, anyfuckingtime!!
You fucking Volkswagen CUNT!! You fucking people's car crud face Nazi BASTARD!!!
R2DID2 1 year ago 3
@R2DID2 No, fuck you, you national socialism reppin' twat! I hope you get gang raped by a pack of storm troopers, and wind up like your idol, Hitler - that it, lying in a ditch, with a bullet in the brain, covered in burning gasoline, you Eichmann suckling bratwurst-fuck!
TheREALDanontheMoon 1 year ago
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zerosvc2 1 year ago
@zerosvc2 You fucking Nazi! You're the biggest fucking weevil out there!! You dirty Adolf lover.
Why don't you get back to the fucking woodwork and take your fucking stinking fucking Nazi sentiments with you!! You fucking weevil fruit, nut and grain damager!! Keep your fucking proboscis out of this!
KiIIU99 1 year ago
@KiIIU99
lolwut
zerosvc2 1 year ago
If this Montana merkel is nearing extinction then what the fuck is this bozo doing with it strapped to his arm in a baking hot TV studio? He should be arrested and and thrown in a bird sanctuary for 100 days and fined a lot of money as punishment for cruelty to birds. I'd like to see the bastard after his 100 days imprisonment. I hope those birds pick the flesh off of him.Is it any surprise the poor bird is shouting "fuck you! fuck you! ". The poor defenseless bird!!
sharaIantam 1 year ago 4
@sharaIantam Good point. The little creature is probably suffering from heat exhaustion. It should be out and about in the cool fresh air flying in its own habitat along with the other Merkel friends that are still out in the wild. It should be let go free and fly away to happiness and joy. Failing that I feel the only humane thing to do is to take out the back and wring its neck.
usuIkane 1 year ago 27
This a dirty video. Dirty, dirty video. The bitch @barreloflols is also a dirty nazi racist
and that @IH8PIGS1987 should have stayed in China if he likes it so much and is telling people to go there. Dirty video.
KiIIU99 1 year ago 4
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civben85 1 year ago
I have a parrot that yells just this very phrase,,,,
thelisamannshow 1 year ago
All the Nazi scum is here @barrelofcock, @IH8PIGSH1T987
Let's get all the Nazi cunts in here!! The kookaburra cocksucker and the asshole with the pig shit. They're all here!! LOL
DAVlDMlCHEALROBlNSON 1 year ago 3
@2012livestream How were you in Germany during WWII when you weren't even born yet? Your threats, while scary, are as hollow as your vocabulary so save them both for someone who cares and stop wasting my time.
@txlee1 Move to China, then you won't be forced to watch such offensive videos.
IH8PIGS1987 1 year ago
This video SHOULD be banned. It is already banned in Germany. The so-called joke that this bird is supposed to have a "naturally occurring swastika" on its plumage is sickening! I suppose it has its own Waffen SS number tattooed under its fucking wing as well!! Really fucking sick! BAN IT!! That TheOnion creep is one sick fuck!! This video is NOT funny and is in very poor taste!! BAN IT!!
A joke's a joke but this goes TOO far!! BAN IT!!
txIee1 1 year ago
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. If you are so thin skinned as to be offended by this, you must have a pretty awesome life. Lighten up, this is hilarious.
IH8PIGS1987 1 year ago
@IH8PIGS1987 You young fellahs have no idea of what those fuckin Nazi bums got up to. I was one of the first US soldiers into Buchenwald and what I saw sickened me to my bones. I shot more of them sons of bitches where they stood or hid which was mostly the way with them there cowards. I shot em without a ya or neen or a handy hokey and when I heard that fuckin ik leebie dik americaner I giv it to them in the fuckin face. For a few days I thought I was back home in Nebraska shootin vermin.
2012Iivestream 1 year ago
@IH8PIGS1987 So don't fuckin tell I'm thin skined cocksucker and YES i have had a pretty fuckin awesome life!!
I'd fuckin horsewhip you right here and now and beat you to within a fuckin inch of your fuckin life
2012Iivestream 1 year ago
@IH8PIGS1987 And by the way I did try to skin a few of them sons of bitches but my captain wouldn't let me. I did manage to save some of them and still have a few left in my freezer. You ever experienced the smell and taste of roasted Nazi? I hate to say it but it smells and tastes pretty darn freakin good.Mmmmmm! Wake up and smell the coffee! Mmmmmmm. You gotta try it next time we go over there if you get the chance. Fuckin awesome. Don't forget the fuckin mushrooms.
2012Iivestream 1 year ago
This is obviously a CIA sponsored attack on world leaders like the German Chancellor Angela Merkel. What other world leaders that the USA doesn't like be targeted with this sick filth? President Putin of Russia and the Putin Plover?
Who's next? I urge everyone and especially all decent anti-Nazi and Pro-German Americans to lodge a complaint to YouTube and have this propaganda removed. Just say NO to the Montana Merkel!
k1IIer2one 1 year ago
HAHA come on, its the onion lol its meant for comedy not anti german pro nazi. hahahahaaaaa an ejaculating penis
i5i1 1 year ago
it's a fucking kookaburra
abarreloflols 1 year ago
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@abarreloflols You stupid fucking shit for brains cunt!! It's not a bird! it's a stuffed toy!! It doesn't exist!!
There is NO fucking bird called a Montana merkel or merkel anything fucking else! This is an anti-German and pro Nazi propaganda video uploaded by the anti-German American League Of Nazis.They hate Angela Merkel who is the German Chancellor. She has stood up to these sick Nazi American bastards with their silly little birds! Long Live Germany!! Fuck The Nazis! Es lebe Deutschland!
FrankCIanton 1 year ago 22
@FrankCIanton your a fucking dickhead, shut up
abarreloflols 1 year ago
@abarreloflols I just can't take anything you write seriously until you learn how to fucking spell!
I just cannot abide fucking illiterate assholes like you who either do not or cannot spell English words properly.
Please make the necessary correction and come back again. Until such time I would appreciate it if in the meantime you would go fuck yourself. I bid you good day.
FrankCIanton 1 year ago
@FrankCIanton why don't you grow a brain and fucking think for a second, I know this is not real you faggot, if you knew what a Kookaburra was then you would know that this is one, not what they are saying but the looks of it, so fuck up and think about what you are saying for a second, so your comment is pointless for the fact you tried to prove me wrong on a fact I was right about, you dumbfuck. it may be stuffed but it is real bird not the noises but the general bird.
abarreloflols 1 year ago
@abarreloflols I sure as fuck know what a fucking kookaburra is. It's called the laughing jackass bird. That's its name in the native Australian language and you're a fucking laughing jackass Australian cunt. In fact you're more of a fucking galah! You shut the fuck up! You down under bastard! You're a cunt! A mouthy Australian cunt who's badly in need of a good fucking kicking!! The bird is STUFFED and someone should STUFF you and mount you on a wall and blow your fucking thick Ozzie head off!
FrankCIanton 1 year ago
@abarreloflols And another thing.If you think that IS a kookaburra, you're not an Australian. You're a lying bastard OR you're an "Australian" who doesn't know what a kookaburra looks like and an "Australian" who doesn't get out of the fucking dunny too much. You need to go choke a darkie! You fucking lying cunt!!
You filthy Nazi fucking whore's bastard! You barrel of shit! You've got a few roos loose in the top paddock, pal! Why don't you grow a cock!? You fucking Nazi asshole!
FrankCIanton 1 year ago 4
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@FrankCIanton nice racist rant of shit, you fucking american dumbass, it is funny how little children go to swearing and abuse of what they have no idea what they are talking about, why don't you go and cry to mummy, because frankly no-one cares for your shit, nothing of what you have said makes any sense and is true, you call people Nazis and relate to fake stereotypes that your incest parents have told you, well why dont you go eat something you fat, dumb redneck yankee. see I can do it too
abarreloflols 1 year ago
@abarreloflols Shut your fucking ugly mongrel face!! You're no fucking Australian! You know nothing about Australia! You wouldn't know a kookaburra if it fucked you in the ass! You dirty liar! Your comment has no reference to kookaburras in it! I wonder why?? LOL What's this crap about little children? Are you some sort of fucking pedo? Cry to mummy? Face it! You're a fucking stupid dyslexic cunt who has problems understanding English. Pedo! Did mummy ever tell you you were adopted? LOL
DAVlDMlCHEALROBlNSON 1 year ago 3
@FrankCIanton Ermorden?
ToxicxIgnition 1 year ago
114 people touched it while it was rubbing its genitals on the camera.
sizey2 1 year ago
@sizey2 You are the sort of Nazi trash, this filthy little bird attracts.
sbgaIt 1 year ago 32
@sbgaIt Dude 1st of all I'm jewish myself. 2nd of all I wasn't laughing at the nazi thing anyway. I didnt realise it was a nazi symbol until I watched it the 2nd time. My great grandfather was killed in WW2. But I was taught to stop complaining and forget about the past and look towards the future. Yes what the Nazi's did was bad, I'm not saying it was right. I have heaps of german friends and I know they disagreed with hitler. Anyways my point is that I was laughing at the bird not at the war.
sizey2 1 year ago
@sizey2 I feel your pain. You have to realize that these fucking Nazis are infiltrating YouTube every minute of every day. Now they try it with a fucking bird with a fucking swastika on its plumage. Notice also the bird's color! The colors of Nazi Germany's flag - black, red and white. Need I say more? The bird is supposed to be a merkle/merkel. Notice how the fuckers can't make up their mind about the spelling. Angela Merkel is the German Chancellor! Delete this video! It insults all Germans!
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