Clerks - Berserker

[ldesomma97]

Few people will get this reference.

Mt. Lebanon High School Drumline

[akn0ledge]

That's beautiful man !!!!!

[FluffyCadaver]

skrillex copied jay

[skatejam7]

Olaf, metal ...that's his fuckin' metal face.

[shakezulla86]

"Olof Girl nice?"

"Oh thats fucked up"

"What did he say?

"I don't know"

Thats my favorite part, lol.

[420Rokn]

@shakezulla86 ya lol

[420Rokn]

Fuck you Yankee Bluejeans!

[massiveDestruction]

That stoned guy is my hero. Favorite character in the movie.

[napalmocean]

"He doesn't speak it good like we do." Am I the only one that finds that line hilarious?

[paulbalison]

@napalmocean Nope :D

[hviidlys]

SKRALNIK!

[Thanquol180]

any woman who's seen this with definitely fuck anyone who says this. And if not, then just bring out the metal face

[querschnitt]

moscow!



[BigUpsKonviction]

This guy's a character.

[brenttisepic2010]

would you like to suck my cock, BESERKERRRRR

[operationmoyda]

"Olof girl nice?"



[dynelol]

Feel like makin' fuck! Feel like maaaakiiiiin fuck on you!

[GeorgeVreelandHill]

This is a LMAO movie.

George Vreeland Hill

[undernorm]

That's beautiful man.

[ConorSomerz]

Would you like some making fuck?

[Slartybartpharst]

90% of Youtube commenters must be Russian: They speak some English, but they cannot speak it good like we can :P

[LongviewGD182]

@Slartybartpharst Speak it well*

[Slartybartpharst]

@LongviewGD182 Did you actually watch the video? Listen to what Jay says about Olof's ability to speak english. What I did in that comment is called making a reference to the video.

[LongviewGD182]

@Slartybartpharst ROFL I know, but I actually tought Jay said well :D

[SkynyrdX]

Ah, look who it is the fucking human vacuum.

[deesies]

I was watching the Berserk blooper reel and the Voice actor for Guts started singing this and I lol'd

[209BluntSmoker]

42 ppl sucked baserkers cock

[Grnvolpe]

LOL I had this friend who was fresh off of Moscow in highschool I used to mess with him n say "Olav Beserker" n he was the only one not to get the joke. Ahh funny shit

[BR3WCI7YB4NG4]

"I don't care if she's my cousin or not, I'm gonna knock those boots again tonight" LOL

[Stranglehold432]

That's beautiful, man.

[john129flip]

I don't know, what do I look like, his fucking bye-orah-fer?

[24okay]

LOL I Love this scene!

[ISmellLikeASexyGuy]

worst acting in the history of cinema

[Wolfsrain90]

@ISmellLikeASexyGuy ...Oh, my, no. This is bad, but man...I have seen worse.

[blademartin2014]

@ISmellLikeASexyGuy what acting do you need for this

[Stranglehold432]

@ISmellLikeASexyGuy Brian O'Halloran was actually pretty good. You should watch The Room, now that's some of the worst acting ever.

[TheMusicalInquiry]

@ISmellLikeASexyGuy Clerks might not have had the best acting, but it was a fucking amazing movie! haha

[markrules14]

He speaks some English but he does not speak it well like we do.

[Thanquol180]

What'd he say?

I don't know, but this guy's a character

[MrRalja11]

"Oou look who it is, the fucking human vacuum" EPIC

[spectane]

this is one of those out of time obscure reference points people just wont get unless they've been there .. i like it!

[ShadowZIsGod]

I sang this to a woman I wanted to make fuck with once.

It didn't work.

[Dylanmg420]

my love for you is ticking clock Berserker

would you like to suck my cock Berserker

Snowball: Thats Beautiful man

[MyThirdUserAccount]

Gotta love Jay: "I don't care if she's my cousin or not, I'm gonna knock them boots again tonight"

[ilikecheese1234567]

@BigkKinny I sort of like how they made it in black and white. It shows that you don't need color to make a good movie. Just like raging bull.

[CutterDeBlanc]

"Did he say making fuck?"

[GeckoDude2010]

Does this mean All you Need is Magna Rx to pick up Rockstar Chicks and Limited Translation Flirting! How do you save them from these stupid dramas! Too Much Ugly Frankenstein Dudes and Chicks at those events!

[crazyv202]

Lol she laughed! She probably wasn't supposed to - couldn't help it. Awesome movie.

[anthparsons1]

"that's fucked up, man"

"what'd he say?"

"I don't know man, but this guy's a character"

[ItsMeLegit]

na he speaks some english but he dont speak it good like we do

Hahahaha I just saw the irony in that.

[BigkKinny]

They should release this in color. I love the original version, but sometimes I wonder how it'd be in color.

[TempestTV]

@BigkKinny the same.... but in colour?

[BigkKinny]

@TempestTV Yeah

[ep4168]

olaf girl nice scralneck!

[rtsjr]

how does this video at all inspire people to debate politics, BERSERKER

[AllergicToPain]

my love for you is like a truck, BERSERKER!!!!

[poisongodmachine3]

did he say making fuck?

[TheEllampalli]

Why are the top rated comments the same?

[UnleashTheBatz]

I dont know man but this guy's a character

[themkm]

strilnick!!!

[ConorSomerz]

Would you like some making fuck?

[ThaRealMasterC]

this guy looks like yelawolf

[SmackCity197]

wow bob is skinny....

[lalo20201]

i like to make fuck!!!!

[nicholascooney]

20 men got their fucking dicks ripped off and 20 women have cement covering their vagina and these people can longer "Make Fuck"

[jahbless2017]

i love you mary j!

[Thycid]

@jaypacey25 37

[Annihilator1111]

best song ever

[marshmallowich]

olaf is my fb profile picture

[Brendo2345]

Whats the song around the hour mark when Jay and Bob are playing loud music on the boombox?

[ALmOSTGoDLYy]

@Brendo2345 Violent Mood Swings - by Stabbing Westward

[crazybay46913]

I wonder if this inspired Ramstien's "Pussy".

[totaLybeetLeJuice]

sup wit da girlies

[tubernery]

The chick from the vid entitled "More Teens Are Having Fuck" is originally from Moscow.

[jmurf420]

did he say making fuck??

[Neurotripsicks]

Define abortion. Arguing about war on a clip from Clerks with a Russian singing a metal song called Berserker about his Cock.

[TheBarbahaba]

i swear people find the most stupid ways to get into arguments these days

lol

how on hell have you managed to get into a war argument from a scene of clerks....

dear god and the budget for the movies was like 50k with 60% of it was going for the audio most of the actors here are his friends

so i wouldnt think this was the only thing on his mind !

[ProjectFlashlight612]

The guy playing Jay can't fuckin' act! Not in this film he can't, anyway. Smith shoul;da taken him aside and saiod 'Try EMOTING, man!! You sound like a bored newsreader, and you're more wooden than a sequioa."

[UnderHyped]

@ProjectFlashlight612 Maybe you should learn to spell before you go talking shit about the CHARACTER Jason Mewes was playing. It's the way the movie was made bro, I'm sure if Kevin Smith, THE DIRECTOR, didn't like his acting, he wouldn't have casted him.



[HelenKellersRythem]

@UnderHyped HEY! be cool, man. He speaks some English, but he can not speak it good like we do...

[ProjectFlashlight612]

@UnderHyped One misspelled word, and I'm dyslexic, huh? Ah, Smith's not God, and you fans should stop treating him as such. Clerks is about the only movie of his I can stomach....Dogma is the biggest pile of shit I've ever seen, and Clerks II is just pointless.

[UnderHyped]

@ProjectFlashlight612 I never said Smith was GOD, I never even watched Chasing Amy or Dogma, I appreciate reading your shitty opinion though, thanks Asshole.

[ProjectFlashlight612]

@UnderHyped Yes, free speech is something you Yanks have a lot of trouble with, isn't it? That's one reason why the rest of the world hates your guts...that, and the war crimes your leaders keep committing, Come back to me when your chubby god makes a film anywhere near as good as Chris Nolan's work, then you might have a point. Until then, go away, you sad little foul-mouthed man.

[UnderHyped]

@ProjectFlashlight612 Yanks? You could just call me an American, I don't go around calling people from new zealand fucking retards, though from the impression you're giving me I think I should. There's less than 5 Million people in New Zealand, in America we call that a state, bitch. "sad little foul-mouthed man"? You realize you're as foul mouthed as I am, just to remind you I'll show you what you said. "The guy playing Jay can't fuckin' act!" Why don't you find something better to troll about?

[ProjectFlashlight612]

@UnderHyped So, by your logic, the only worth a country has in its' size. Talk about penis size insecurity. I'm bored of this now. Go away.

[UnderHyped]

@ProjectFlashlight612  Keep being like your country, a failure that can't do anything worth bragging about.

[ProjectFlashlight612]

@UnderHyped Yes, you're right. We have "failed" at starting two illegal wars and murdering a million innocent people for oil, we have 'failed' to have your insane health system, "failed" to practise slavery, 'failed' to be so racist we believe our leader is a Muslim terrorist because he isn't a pure blood Aryan white. No, all we've ever done is split the atom, conquer Everest, kick your Yank arses at boat racing, and give women the vote 30 years before you. Now fuck off, OK? You've lost. :)

[UnderHyped]

@ProjectFlashlight612 "illegal wars"? haha since when was war "legal" or "illegal"? You can't fight a war because you're some pussies who'd lose faster than we whooped Japan. You also "failed" to spell practice, practise isn't a word you illiterate son of a failure. We don't all believe, or give a damn, who the President is, just like no one cares who your Queen is or whatever the fuck you've got going on. Lol you beat us at boat racing? That's like saying "i'm the smartest retard ever" You mad?

[UnderHyped]

@ProjectFlashlight612 Oh, and you can hate our guts all you want, your country has done NOTHING of importance, ever, so when you guys win a war or invent something of importance, let me know.

[TheRingo721]

@ProjectFlashlight612 our leaders dont create war crimes. I dont want to get that involved in this but you shouldnt spread ignorance like that. New Zealend sure loved England and America during WWII. But I guess thats how it always is. A lot of countries are envious or dont like America or other big countries until they need that country to protect them and win a war for them.

[ProjectFlashlight612]

@TheRingo721 You make a lot of sense. Underhyped seems not to have relaised I was just goading him there, as under the sunny skin there usually lurks the 'ugly American'. He proved that to me. I love America. My girlfriend of 15 years was from Penn State. It's your right wing leaders I can't stand. Nuff said forever.

[TheRingo721]

@ProjectFlashlight612 I agree man I hate Republicans. Theyre just trying to screw up this country.

[chiefmegadeth]

fucking classic lol

[rugbyballs25]

Cmon Berserker Girls think sexy"!!!

[Embrisse]

He sounds South African

[HypocriteSkeleton3]

" Would you like to sucks my cock, berserker!"

"That's beautiful, man."

It never gets old. lol

[emilm91]

That's beautiful man.

[whipnsnap]

He sounds Australian when he says "Moscow"

[AnneSladon]

"nah he speaks some english but he cannot speak it good like we do"

[joedude6666]

Fuck your yankee blue jeans.

[nuclearthelab]

- ... would you like to suck my cock, BERSERER!

- that's BEAUTIFUL man!

[abmackay]

"Did he just say making fuck?" LOOOOOOL

Man, in retrospect these clowns could not frigging act at all. Still, funny as hell :)

[kingcainjr]

i listen to this atleast once a day.

[dudeeee76]

just beautiful man

[RandomDuckk]

thats beautiful man

[bharpur]

Ólöf: .....skalnek

[Metatheist]

hey woman, lets making fuck

[gtavicecityfan02]

this is the scene that started "Superbad"

[1MoreRoundbrother]

@gtavicecityfan02

eh ?

[gtavicecityfan02]

@1MoreRoundbrother this is what inspired seth rogen to make superbad

[leetz00r]

@gtavicecityfan02 how the fuck?

[ImOuttaBedShutUpNow]

f*ck your yankee blue jeans

[dchockeygoali07]

olaf, METAL!

[Oskareczekeczek]

Thatz beautifuuul maaan!!

[JJHHAAAA]

I don't know man, but this guy is a character.

[mcmack90]

haha...thats fuckin funny man....olaf berserker...come on berserker man girls think sexy.

[39316722abc]

Thats his fuckin metal face

[dapintebajr]

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, MAN!

[BahigPimpin]

olaf metal

[RagnarEiswind]

isn't the right guy the guy from "Validation"? :-D

[ekswfrenwn7]

That's beautiful man...

[IntoTheFace]

@ekswfrenwn7 "You should be a poet!" :D

[iChesus]

what do i look like his fuckin biagoffer?

[blackdog5703]

fav scene

[SavageRC1]

My love for you is like a truck, Berserker!

Would you like some making fuck? Berserker!

My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker!

Would you like to suck my cock? Berserker!

[wic213]

ticking cock LOL

[saftpackerl]

Berserker looks like a young henry rollins with an afro... :)

[Clydieooo]

@saftpackerl

I thought he looked like Tarantino with an afro.

[luxxnn]

That´s beautiful maan!

[luxxnn]

That´s beautiful maan!

[atheistspongebob]

i don't care if she's my cousin imma knock those boots again tonight

[chopperdeath]

Olaf, metal.

[xPLDxPunisher]

Fuckin Mosier. He is a genius. I wish snowball made a cameo in the second one.

[halloweenfan92]

@xPLDxPunisher he did sorta he was the "dont look at his wee wee" guy

[mimiluv610]

@xPLDxPunisher the actor who played him was in the second one though

[marshmallowich]

scrulneck

[mewmewsango]

thats beautiful man

[dbaggerr]

got jays berserker t shirt

[KipiKawaii707]

BERSERKERR!!!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A FUCK?

[080Twins]

Thats beautiful man..

[sultaa86]

fuck you like a bluejeans xD

[xGrundisx]

@sultaa86

fuck you yankee bluejeans

[sultaa86]

@xGrundisx ahh ok xD

[BluntTheMan]

thats his fuckin metal face lmao

[gillyguy]

Bobs cousin looks like Quentin Tarentino.

[chadgarland]

skrolnick

[dyerseve07]

37!

[corduroychuck]

hey video try not to get any dislikes on your way to the parking lot

[iamagiantseaturd]

@jaypacey25

I'm 37!

[gaffney93]

That's a fucking metal face

[SpoilerDirector]

Hey, Kevin Smith and Clerks fans, check out a cool little indie film from a fellow NJ filmmaker called Spoiler Alert. spoiler alert dvd dot com

[Ramboshaw]

My channel's show is called "Workplace Purgatory" and it is partly inspired from "CLERKS"

See what you think about it! =D

-Ramboshaw

[jimgravesus]

"Fuck you Yankee Blue Jeans!

[TruthNugget85]

36 people sucked dick on the way to the parking lot

[captainfnogg]

@TruthNugget85 In a row!?

[drosemon]

"What did he say?"

"I don't know but this guy's a character."

Lol

[emuonyurshoe]

That's beautiful, man

[antwansswan]

Best part of that movie. Second to salsa shark of course.

[KurosenvsGrither]

BROMACIAAAAAAAAA!

[RevPsychobilly]

@KurosenvsGrither I wish I could show you how much I liked seeing this. Brolaf Berzerkah

[tenacioushambone]

"but he can not speak it good like we do"

[Defender78]

i wrote this scene

[GettinLa8d]

"i dont care if shes my cousin or not, ima knock those boots again tonight"

[EricAKATheBelgianGuy]

"Scumbag, what are you doing?" lol.

[culturaleyes]

that's fuckin crazy haha

[DisposableTormentor]

fuck your yankee blue jeans tour<3

[069spartan]

that's beautiful man

[Nightmonkey17]

No he speaks some english but he cannot speak it good like we do!

[adamburgess90]

"oh look who it is, the fucking human vaccum"

[baioken]

fuck you like a blue jeans or something?

[superf0b]

@baioken fuck your yankee blue jeans

[WelcomeToThe92503]

@superf0b

fuck your ''anchor blue'' jeans

[Ares14]

@baioken lol its fuck your yankee blue jeans hah

[roei55]

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