That's exactly what my fetus sounded like before I asked the nice doctor to stick a canula in there and flush the bastard out.
Fuckin' fetus wouldn't shut up. Couldn't get any sleep, with that asshole nattering away day and night. Don't those things ever sleep? Well, when the doctor was done, the bastard looked just like a strawberry milkshake.
Even if the kid was aborted, they're pretty much all the same when they're a fetus, which explains the voice. Because, you know, they aren't really a human being yet (kick em in the gut and flush em out). 8(
It's too bad that this fuckin' kid's dad isn't Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci's character in Casino) because after listening to that fucker, I'd want to see him get a pen shanked into his juggular vein.
I know that this guy makes Jacky-boy Torrance and Hank from Twin Peaks look like model citizens in comparison, but I refuse to believe that anyone could listen to that kid for more than an hour before resorting to violence.
I had no idea that this even existed, much less that O&A riffed on it. Thanks, Orion.
Sounds like Meatwad from ATHF.
firemarshall007 1 month ago
0:45 1:33 3:16 4:00 4:22 lol
AUSROTTENY2K 2 months ago
"My father said something that I never heard him say.." Fuck you! You little fucking fucker! LMAO, I spat up some of my soda
MrQkumber 3 months ago
Daddy's book was really redundant.
FSinWCR 4 months ago
I tripped my very religious girlfriend down the stairs when she got accidentally knocked up and wanted to keep it, we're not together at this point
Ramooooone, clean up this miscarriage
Vascor 8 months ago 2
daddy join my cult
NutNapalm 9 months ago
5:20 He sounds like a black woman
baxterfilms 9 months ago
my god, its Dr, Fetus!
kongfeet81 10 months ago
"Daddy, I wish you'd get saved?"
I wish you'd run down mommy's leg.
TomMSTie1138 11 months ago
How's he telling this story ? He's dead.
whiston532 11 months ago
A man driven to drinking, no his son's not gay, his son sounds like this piece of shit...
Piriathy 1 year ago
lol, fucking christians.
Akirathedon92 1 year ago
all i here is austin powers saying "why won't you die?!" as he beats the damn thing over and over
felineshadow0221 1 year ago
Is this supposed to convince you to abort your kid?
boothesquirrel 1 year ago 2
I'm sober as a Turk and even I want to beat that kid to death.
ReximFavor 1 year ago
That's exactly what my fetus sounded like before I asked the nice doctor to stick a canula in there and flush the bastard out.
Fuckin' fetus wouldn't shut up. Couldn't get any sleep, with that asshole nattering away day and night. Don't those things ever sleep? Well, when the doctor was done, the bastard looked just like a strawberry milkshake.
pirbird14 1 year ago
1:23 Jesus I couldn't stop laughing
AUSROTTENY2K 1 year ago
I didnt know donald duck was aborted...
BBNick76 1 year ago 2
Even if the kid was aborted, they're pretty much all the same when they're a fetus, which explains the voice. Because, you know, they aren't really a human being yet (kick em in the gut and flush em out). 8(
jhohcable 1 year ago
How does the fetus talk to Dad, exactly?
KingKool2099 2 years ago
Smart fucking fetus if he knew he was getting beat with a bat.
miranger 2 years ago
It's too bad that this fuckin' kid's dad isn't Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci's character in Casino) because after listening to that fucker, I'd want to see him get a pen shanked into his juggular vein.
thrashmetalfiend 2 years ago
@williambrazzers It's from The Shining which is where all the movie references come from in this bit.
Orion079 2 years ago
See kid, daddy doesn't like you. You're his dream killer.
sniper6081 2 years ago 7
I know that this guy makes Jacky-boy Torrance and Hank from Twin Peaks look like model citizens in comparison, but I refuse to believe that anyone could listen to that kid for more than an hour before resorting to violence.
I had no idea that this even existed, much less that O&A riffed on it. Thanks, Orion.
rqbuchanan 2 years ago 4
This kid needs a visit from good ol' Uncle Paul
snappy452 2 years ago 2
COMIN' UP!
XD
MoPapparani 2 years ago
Oh god it's this little bastard again If I was going to have a kid that sounded like howie mandell's Bobby, I'd kill myself
SagooBoy 2 years ago 5
Daddy drinks because you cry.
MrQuestionAuthority 2 years ago 5
It's Meatwad!!!
dkthg 2 years ago 16
watch?v=eaeJ60Zazvk
That guy who does the annoying voice sings. It's a fat guy in a yellow shirt
Demendred1605 2 years ago
Oh yea, too, Jesus is a child molester and God like's to watch
Demendred1605 2 years ago
Its a government cover up, the fetus was painted with thermite paint....think about it.
glocniggafuck 2 years ago 30
Holy shit, you're right
Demendred1605 2 years ago
@glocniggafuck Well played sir.
MrNFL 2 years ago
It escaped the fetus sea eh?
TheDrunkenCelt 2 years ago
So Meatwad is an aborted fetus! It all makes sense now!
eeilrahc 2 years ago 7
Meatwad's much more intelligent and self-aware.
rqbuchanan 2 years ago 3
I wish Opie would treat this lil' shit's head like he would a cake
psychobob35 2 years ago
God damn this is funny!
Demendred1605 2 years ago
Thank you good sir! XD
croscoe85 2 years ago
That little fucker deserves every beating he gets. Shut up about Jesus, you little know-it-all!
johnclavis 2 years ago 4