Going Postal - Comedy Thunder

[sweetcandycanexox]

i wish i was a girl version of cyr.

[TheDankyshen]

yo whatdafu...

[chevelle802]

lol mailman

[SupahSketch]

a therapist because it also sounds like the rapist

[kaymysterio101]

thats horrible

and i hate the schools detention worker that is pure evil

[BrandoboyHD]

0:49 look at the refridgerator! :D

[biscuitz3tears]

School secretary...

[TheGreatYmir]

that shotgun can hold alot of shells in one tube

[Bleachgirl26]

The therapist.

[fullmoonsinner]

talk about perfect background music :D

[xAngelIcex1]

the doctor is scary?:D he knows your name, where you live, phone number, all your insurance thingies and what meds you use and whats wrong with you:D

[EmoSkittlezz]

Nice way to freack the shit outta meh....

[TheAshchronicles]

yeah, you are kinda creepy when you whisper up-close like that.. gonna check out that site now!

[kroyalroyaldoll]

people on the street corner saying what they think. when they see you look at them, (i think they only do this to me) they yell SATAINS SPON IS IN FRONT OF ME!!!!!!! it is really scary

[ChazzScreamsBekoo]

Clowns...Oh my gosh. 

[Cassthebad]

what game does this remind me of? 8D

[bulletproofheart49]

ur really sexy when ur being creepy. just saying.

[HouseOfJokers1]

The new iPhone 4s. It talks to you, knows what your name is, knows who your friends are, and where you live.

[fireisua]

cry

[TheCrusifiedRainbow]

being homeless

[Elfcoate1234]

pictures. They see EVERYTHING.

[roar952]

santa!!!!! i mean he knows when u r sleeping and when u r awake i have a feeling he wants more than to just give kids presents

[cokevspepsi96]

umm Toddlers!! seriously one second they love and the next they wanna shoot your brains out just telling them no you cant do that i mean my cousin (he's 2 1/2) tried to feed my parrot meat 0.0!! i told him no and showed him the meat like no and he slaps my face 5 TIME!! including my ass >__< it scared me cuz im all against violence gosh and my damn aunt just laughs

[purpleXhipposXrock]

well... there were enough cyr's to go around... ;(

[ReneeTheGreat3]

I'm so high right now...

[jamiefoxx70]

@ReneeTheGreat3 so am i

[InsaniacMastermind]

Toasters and butterflies. Butterfly shaped toasters make me want to hide in a panic room.

[MouetteMorphus]

.... xD

[MorfsPrower]

Pokemon. Pokemon scares me lots.

[MJFanz411]

that f.....how many people are in that house? and why do they all look alike ;) ALSO! santa....he knows when you're sleeping, when you're awake, if you been bad or good...AND he only does what he does for children...PEDO!

[MJFanz411]

that f.....how many people are in that house? and why do they all look alike ;)

[MintyNapalm]

NO! Now the only Cyr that's left can't talk to himself all the time! He can only talk to a mirror!

[Bluewater2014]

22 shots in one round

[awesomeemo21]

Therapists scare me cause when u think about the name if its split it spells "The Rapist"...

[Tokiohotel192]

@awesomeemo21  hahahaha OMG...it does..0_0 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Brightfur10]

something that isn't scary but scares me

...you

[DrugsRbadMmkays]

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!!!.......heres ur mail.. have a nice day.

[Michaelrobertson18]

normal people!

[KekeLove4Sims2]

QUESTION OF THE DAY ANWSERD-Santa, he's making a list he's checking it twice looking to see whos naughty or nice...he's know when your sleeping he knows when your awake he if you bad or good so be good for goodness sake!

FREAKING STALKER!!

[newyorkonlockdown]

0:59 lol..

[LovenRawr]

i love how Greg starts killing everything he sees lol

[dumbass43111]

its a crime to kill that many cyr's in one video TT^TT

[bigtimerush1314]

something thats scary but isnt is like having personal stuff on facebook cuz you dont know if there is a psycho out there but there probably isnt one stalking you hahaha love you bye -kayla

[neilsymonds1]

Boom headshot, that is so true that the postman kknows everything....what about the rubbish man pulling you out from your bed and dragging you into the back of the truck and compacting you with all the rubbish......you marinate on that lol

Patriotic27

[baileylynnnothstine]

Those metal things in like country rodes that separate two lanes. They are really easy to come off the rode, like if you swerve and hit one they go flying and could easily kill someone walking on the rode/ go threw your windshield. :o

[HidansCewkie]

Hospital, lock down, lights go out, random announcement regarding a quarintine ( sp? ). I'd expect Necromorphs from Dead Space to come out of vents and then i'd have a heart attack.

[Slayter51]

Rapist clowns are scary to me...

[ivyleamonkey]

Bunnies are scary I mean have you seen how tall bugs bunny is and he can speak

[IAmNotOnFireYet]

Attics for me -.-

[SuperShunin]

Whats the song?!

[gothbabii188]

falling, and hospital rooms. they can put the place on lockdown, and noone will know you're there

[StreakWaya]

Aliens.

They could probably eat your brains and shyt, yo. :O

Or they could be holding us here on Earth...

Watching us evolve like an Ant Farm.

Controlling our every mood.

O-o

Scareh.

[711grim]

hospitals... there's something about Hospitals that gives me a feeling of impending doom, and that fear of catching a virus... It's just soo creepy/ depressing

[evilkittymewmew]

Serial Killers. They don't seem scary at first because you don't know that there's a serial killer, but when the bodies start piling up...it's open season. O_O

[TessaMunHanLee]

Decent scary stories that you don't think are scary at the time, till you think back on it... x

[merrywendsday]

Santa.

[JaimieGamboa]

gravity..........

it's not scary until your about 10 feet up in the air..

[TheChandad]

just love the 50's music in the background  lol

[JLLproductions]

that is the most epic postman ever xD. i love how he just walks in at the end and goes "here's your mail" lol

[quplameh]

warning no cyr's were hurt in the makeing of this video

[TheLidalgo]

hax0r!! He has bottomles clip on!

[CriketNeeBlog1]

lol i love the music playing and how he kills like 6 cyrs

[knoxianpanda]

The Government. They know your name, address, phone number/s, age, date of birth, records, Hospital records, etc. If there's ever a seriously fucked up government then they can use it all against you :D just like this text right here O_O im watching you.

[thekidwith1eye]

@knoxianpanda dude thats something u SHOULD be scared of, the goverment is ran by a bunch of dumb asses

[TheDankyshen]

what tha fu...*shoots*

[patchesdf]

That was the PERFECT soundtrack to go with that murder spree.

[andremi03]

I want Cyr for me.

[MoonLightJade]

Hmm, I would say clowns

[ItsOnlyMex3]

"Yo ! What the fuuck?! " xD

[TheNightdeth]

laughing without smiling!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[rockstarguitar365]

@TheNightdeth I totally just tried that !!!! hahaha

[TheNightdeth]

@rockstarguitar365 XD

[PsychoDewon]

old vans....

[AkwardMomentsXD37]

BUTT CUW and OOGER are on the fridge: 0:49

[AJ97ness]

Deer...

When your randomly walking through the forest then BAM! Its there...watching you.

Waiting for you to look away. You blink, and its gone.

Deer...WTF do they COME FROM!!!!

Holes ripped in the fabric of reality thats where...

[irespondtoonision]

@AJ97ness doctor who reference?

[worstnightmare9991]

Plumbers.. They can plant a bomb in your pipes (thats what she said) or under your toilet seat. And the moment you innocently want to wash all the blood of your hands or take a shat.. Ka-Boom.

Have a noisy day. :D

[GamerGirl0x]

corn on the cob.... i had a tragic accident with corn and i chocked and almost died LOOLLL.. seriously you know your special when... =D

[Gintarelis100]

:DDDDDDDDDDDD

[RawrImmaZebra21]

the Kool-aid man..

I sit here just waiting for him to come Busting through my walls.

That's scary.

[LowBatteryFilms]

I love how the recoil is first: Nothing, then more, then even MORE, then mega-recoil... ;P

[haties2010]

Santa I mean he waches u wen u sleep

[TheRandomChickCG]

Jeez OVER KILL JOHN

I lost count how many cyrs , thats crazy i didnt know he was like a quintuplet ( ^ _ - )

[PrimrosePanther]

wtf! there's, like, 9  cyrs!!!!!! help!!!!!!

[MeepHeap192]

You.

[TheNikeair798]

He must have E mags



[jessabearlove]

i'm PETRIFIED of being burried alive. it just creeps the fuck outta me.

[xXMercifulFallXx]

Veteran Milkmen. They're coming for us...we don't need them anymore, so they're gonna kill us all!

[AcousticGuitarJoe]

UNLIMITED AMMO FTW?

[seansomoray09]

man, the background made me laugh (i was like, "Lol")

[IamRhearmerawr]

ME i creep the SHHHHHH doodoo out of myself!!! I KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE I AM WHEN IM THERE WHAT IM DOING THERE AND STUFF AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THERE I Am WHAT A STALKER!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!!!!! AHHHH IM FALLOWING ME!

[ThisISImperfection1]

And unlimited Cyrs?

[ThisISImperfection1]

Unlimited ammo?

[tobipreusser]

ha ha kinda creepy not going to lie

[tobipreusser]

Ha ha cind

[MrEllisRedding]

Mechanics, it's like: Oh I'm just your friendly mechanic working on your car for you. *takes off something important for the brakes & steering* Almost done =) *changes oil* Okky dokey all finished now! =D Bye & have a nice day! *whistles Halloween theme song & sits down legs crossed, sipping coffee while reading the obituaries in the newspaper* Oh what a terrible shame a young couple "unexpectedly" lost control & drove off a bridge. *Cuts out news article, smells deeply, & adds to scrap book.*

[IntenseEffect]

SYLAR!!!!!

[jazzybellist]

i think dogs are sorta creepy i mean they are cute and all but just think they watch you while you change...just saying......

[princessBlu898]

"hes going postal" lol "wat the fu..." "boom, boom, boom"

[princessBlu898]

"hes going postal" lol

[ninga10000]

chocalate milk

[mforn40]

bridges

[JGarcia799]

Yup, the music went well with this vid.

LOL

[DoofStar112]

This just makes me laugh sooo much :3 Onision/Cyr vids are the best :) x

[AntebusXoXo]

Shooting stars! Whenever I see one I wish for things that I want and then I think... Oh, how close to the Earth was that? heheheheh O.o *sweat....

[dragonsgirl100]

unicons.............with horns ............lol

[TheNightdeth]

phew he didn't kill the kid .. cyr looks cute as a little kid

[Monilee1]

i always over-think the possibility that people in the food industry that serve you could just sneeze on, poison, spike your food whenever they feel like it

[spen12367]

it just would not be the same without the standard 70s game show music :)

[fangzilla]

Fuck reloading.

Onision is to cool for that.

[TheElizabethLost]

Bus's and bus drivers are my worst fear.

We trust them, right? But, should we? NO!

Their just people!

Take school bus drivers for instance, they take bus loads of kids to school and back home everyday. If they lost it one day... they could just drive the bus off a cliff. That's 2 rows, 8 seats per row, 2 kids per seat, usually packed, that's 32 kids, dead. Just like that. That's what goes through my head every time I have to ride the bus home.

[vegansong821]

0:18 Greg looks like the roach guy from Men In Black lol

[idragonXV]

at 0:50 it says butt cum XD

[MethodsMA]

haha that shotgun shure has allot of shells!!!

by the way i have that shotgun to

haha lol xD

[Daverdare]

I lost 6 familys because of that shit....

[TopRamenKickAss]

the blood is so realistic, lol.

[dardanDK]

lol the shotgun with a bajillion shells in it

[zoliviragh]

Multiple Cyr´s FTW

[EriccaLuv]

What the fu...BAM!!!!!

[RigilN]

Children. They are to young to fully comprehend right from wrong and often hurt each other, sometimes even kill each other. They look so innocent and precious but when adults aren't around to keep them in line they gather together and pick on or beat up the weaker children.

[micahmatt]

Hey Cyr1216,

Next time you do one of these shooter type videos, you can it me up for special effects. I'm a special effects artist and I can spice this kind of thing up with some awesome looking blood spatters and gore. If you're interested, let me know!

[AJlord1]

mechanics. think about it. if they ever lose it whats to stop them from i dont know putting a nail bomb under your car? or even worse plumbers. call someone in cuz your pipes are backed up. they got the tools. they snap and the next thing cloggin those pipes is your messed up corpse...

[MrSnipingghost11]

He never relodes!!!



[zoliviragh]

@MrSnipingghost11 Yeah he fired 22 bullets

[bonezillion]

I think those locksmith guys are scary! Just think about, if you ever lose your house key and they have to make you a new key, they have a mold of your house key and can make as many new keys as they want and just waltz right into your house at their leisure.

That actually happened to my sister, well not directly, but the locksmith that she had to use was convicted of breaking and entering and rape of a woman who lived in a house that he molded a key for that day.

[speelmetpoppen]

vaginas you have to put something in.

[Troxxity]

he does look like gerard lol

[mail4chloeCAKE]

cyr's family looks a lot alike!

[oJUDAYALo]

Cyr's face in HD.

[jennerationlove]

the fact that there are a lot of cyrs here kinda creeps me out more

[TheShatteredElement]

Ummmm, where did "JOHN" get all those rounds without reloading? O.o

[AJlord1]

@TheShatteredElement infinite ammo cheat. welcome to vice city.

[loveconverse100]

lmao

[1RedFox2]

play the video from the beginning and keep pressing 3 and 4

[xxMidnightBonesxx]

@1RedFox2 lmao oh, just realised your john XD

[francopatronrulez]

i think the doctors are scary becuz they electrocute u while ur in their van, and they take u in a van

[uberluigi500]

YOU!

[yalinegurl1]

I like the music that plays

[SceneZombies]

o.o Did Anybody See Butt And Cunt On The Fridge?



[BlazeDragonz100]

lol! 16 ppl didn't get their mail!

[mfrancis021]

Hahahaahhaha this video was so damn hahhahahaha fuck lol that was so funny with the mail wooo everytime I watch it I can't stop laughinnn

[JGarcia799]

...Just like MY mailman

[Angelkmb2012]

ROFL theres nothing else to be said

[gothbabii188]

Greg is super smexxii in this vid >8P

[foxandmonster]

That's crazy.... What shotgun holds that much ammo

[xGloriousDeathx]

a stakeout nice

[HiddenHyuuga]

its okay you were just creepy enough to be hot =3

[calahala]

0:59 might have been the greatest thing I've ever seen.

"Yo, what the fu" *BOOM! HEADSHOT!*

[VideoGamer858]

or people i mean you think theyre all nice at one point and say sorry to a lady you bump into the next moment shes holding a gun to your head and says for you to die and you give her a cake and she still shoots you

[SpazKlan]

Elmo, even though he seems nice and gentle; he is always kidnapping children to be on his show

[BeveragesAfterNine]

Onision is really hot as a going postal postal man. Oh rah...... So hot.

No, well... He' just really really reallly hot man.

[XpoopeyXRAWRX]

@BeveragesAfterNine

Uhhhhh... Fetish for creepy serial killers much? lmao that's what your comment seems like xD

[CKJ1000]

The lyrics to the song, "Santa Claus is Coming to Town".

Seriously, it sounds like a mix between him being a stalker and a threat!

"You better watch out, you better not cry..." ~ "Santa Claus is coming to town..." ~ "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake..." ~ "Gonna find out who's naughty or nice..." ~ "He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good..."

That song gives me the creeps!

[blkchrm77]

unlimited ammo

[n0nstrum]

you forgot the blood

[ShortStackObsessed07]

houses with christmas lights.

Cars slow down to stare at the prettiness; but really, they're staring at the people inside, smiling & waving at you implying 'yes, my house looks amazing, you can slow down as much as you want'

Thats creepy.

[greenLetuce]

this is one of my favorites...weird

[pikasworld18]

is it just me or did Greg look like a creepy version of Gerard Way?

[PotatosNpeachfuzz]

@pikasworld18 THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT.

[TheChubbybunny1]

@pikasworld18 GERARD WAY FTW!!!!!! XD

[urbandisaster567]

@pikasworld18 Sort of, except that Greg isn't a fucking freak

[pikasworld18]

@urbandisaster567 umm..neither is Gerard

[urbandisaster567]

@pikasworld18 he is a bit...

[WazzzaaaBroadcasting]

i love that song that is playing mann super epic!!!

[17angelface]

o-ni-si-on

[WolfsSpartan]

clowns there always smiling so you dont know when there pissed off so you could piss em off even more and them kill you and your just gonna be wondering wtf i thaught he was happy what did i do

[THEMCREARDON]

me smiling =D

[TheShatteredElement]

Bet onision's head was hurting like a mother F**ker after doing all those epic head flippy-bobbing-things that were epic.

[theseburningroses]

Oh noes! Clones of Cyr repeatedly shot! :OO

[hannii0220]

SANTA CLAUSE  SCARY MEE!!!!!!! :S!!!