Army Holds Annual Bring Your Daughter To War Day

[Erduk]

Hm... We should do this, but with politicians instead of daughters. Bring your congressman to war day anyone?

[TheAnonMessage]

They should make a Free to air channel to broadcast this all, just for the lulz.

[ratchet1215]

"...annnnnnd I saw a leg."

[4biFarm]

I just got out of an argument with a woman who truly believed the film Apollo 18 was real. So please people don't post shit about this being real cause I'm tired of the stupidity the Internet contains.

[ahhhhjjjj]

@4biFarm REALLY???

[brazilbotom]

wait what this isnt real i am such a fkg retard

god damn

[TheBeBeCaCa]

@brazilbotom praise the lord

[MegaMmiller]

Then 8 cases of Teddy bear deaths,6 casses of child trama, 100 cases of stolen grenades, and 50 casses of egging but with grenades, were reported last night

[Rami22789]

"I got to see a leg!" Priceless! XD

[prodigy051985]

lol! people that think this is real scare me.

[ashestoyoursoul]

@prodigy051985 they don't think it's real. They're joking around and trying to get people to respond to it

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

It's a joke you dicks.

[xMcCaRd3L]

The hell...

[GishabrunLOB]

1:06

OK this is so not worth it.

[dabbisabbi100]

i hate usa army they are fkn spilt!

[ryanroosterr]

@dabbisabbi100 cool

[Tootoon2009]

@dabbisabbi100, dude this is not real! lol

[chunchildchunchild]

@Tootoon2009 Dude, that guy is an arab.

[kymber7588]

only 4

[smeka88]

and, and, i saw a leg :OOOOOOOOOO

[vkvkvk1219]

This is fake and unrealistic. Damn why am i so smart?

[Aneducatedfish]

Im so glad that these girls get to bond with their dad.

[lol332211]

@foucault1020 @05naruto05 @blakereecemason @Amputate @MasterofVideoGames0 @TheYouwontgetit @maoutsaou @Twisted426 @TheSdfgsfgs @ButtcrackBill100

All of you, Box, your office, parking lot, car, goodbye!

[SuperQuasar]

How to find unlimited amount of stupidity/Hilarity/Entertainme­nt.

Click "View all comments".

Scroll down and Look at the comments made by those who think this is real.

[ashestoyoursoul]

@SuperQuasar those people saying they think it's real are trolling you.

[DaPivotCreature]

These videos is funny as hell.

[CyberSherriff]

Isn't this kinda dangerous for them? Like these girls have no training wtf....

[PinguinCrazy]

@CyberSherriff I'm tired of calling people idiots already

[xDFoRcEzZ]

@CyberSherriff its fake you cocksucker.

[bluedolphinify]

@CyberSherriff CyberSherriff is a troll guys, he makes comments on all of these pretending he is taking it seriously. In case you didn't know

[NotATubeSurfer]

What I find even more funny, is that some people still don't consider the fact that the ones who act like they think it's real may just be trolling the guys who can't resist telling everyone it's satire.

[AlStew08]

Omg, how can people STILL think the Onion is a real news network.

Some people can be so stupid, use some common sense!

[05naruto05]

only 4? how can they say that casually??

[ModernBabylon]

@05naruto05 oh dear

[foucault1020]

This is pranking- right? Sad.

[blakereecemason]

only 4 girls where killed... lol wtf

[TheLordchoncho]

Wtf this is amazing

[TheLolproductions09]

LOL but that would be kinda awsome

[riddlerz4]

only 4 died

[katkal3]

onion still more accurate than fox news

[Amputate]

@katkal3 And Fox News is more accurate than any other news, so I guess that makes onion news more accurate than any of them.

[Coldretter]

@katkal3 lol liberals

[GishabrunLOB]

@Coldretter There are no major liberal parties in the US. The Democratic party is conservative.

[m1c000l]

@katkal3 don't you know that fox news is satire

[Priest105]

Problem with Onion News is that it's so well made, some mistakenly think it's a real news! lol

[UnknownXV]

@Priest105 That's not a problem, that's an added benefit. Get the popcorn.

[katinkers]

@Priest105 fox has the same problem

[TheBeBeCaCa]

@Priest105 thats the point lol

[concealedknight]

Hope the terrorists don't nab the girls. Then their lives are screwed.

[supraguy2jzgte]

AMERICAAA FUCK YEAH XD

[Amputate]

This is ridiculous! I can't believe that they allow this to happen.. don't they know that their daughters can be KILLED?! They are irresponsible and out of their minds if they think this is a good idea. On top of that, don't they realize how damaging this is on a kid? A true nation of idiots. It's such a shame that even the news station treats this as if it's okay and fun. People are blinded by stupidity these days.. poor girls to experience that. I hope they remove this stupid day immediately!

[ctk86]

@Amputate I hope you're kidding, lmao

[SirReece]

@Amputate You are a funny man!

[BigBS194]

@Amputate 0/10

[rockono4]

@Amputate PLEASE be joking... omg, how could you possibly think this is real!?

[livialioness07]

@rockono4 Still not as bad as thinking Fox news is accuarate. haha

[concealedknight]

@Amputate This is the Onion. It isn't real. It is a parody and meant t be funny.

[raedenjay]

@Amputate lmao you are clueless aren't you :P

[TheBestGuitarSoloEVR]

@Amputate LOL YOIU FUCKING RETARD!

[buzzhorn1]

@Amputate funny, how people thinks this is real, if this real, how come my sisters daughter didn't go?

[bngibbs]

@Amputate Thank you for opening my eyes... to how many dumb asses like you live.

[Amputate]

@bngibbs I find it hilarious how people still continue to reply, yet no one notices the blatant trolling behind my comment. I did it for the reactions, to see how many retards think I'm serious.

[rocktrns17]

@Amputate LOL NOT REAL

[djnoreg]

@Amputate hahahahahahahahahahahah

[HaggKid]

@Amputate Nation of idiots indeed.

Where people think everything they see is real.

[Amputate]

@HaggKid Such as you being gullible to my blatant trolling. Another point for me!

[HaggKid]

@Amputate DAMN, SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

WELL PLAYED.

[capricorncoool]

"... and and.... i saw a leg " hahaha!

[naveenshanv]

lag lol 

[FlagFlyingHigh3]

is the youtube audience really this gullible?

[TheOnlyDoctorHere]

@FlagFlyingHigh3 Welcome to the internet.

[BloodSpawn33]

People its the onion news. A comedy tv show.

[MasterofVideoGames0]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT THEY COULD GET HURT

[TheSpartanondrugs]

@MasterofVideoGames0 *Facepalm

[rolandGoh]

Shoobadak = shoot a dick

[Melbourne619]

NO WTF. Shoobadak means what do you want. In arabic! not Freeze!

[TsaoMein]

it looks soooo real.

[steps2psychosis]

@TsaoMein there good at what they do lol

[Blankname101]

@steps2psychosis Yup lol

[Alphilles3922]

Girl at 0:52 is cute..but so scared D:

[St0kA1]

@Alphilles3922 yea i'd fuck 'er

[lambyiii]

show me your hands! lol

[boredstudent]

I just saw some kid who wished for unlimited wishes. now I know The Onion is fake 

[dantesinfernal0]

@boredstudent NOW you know?  Funny, I realized it the first time I saw The Onion...years ago.

[MsDisturbedpuppy]

wow! this actually took me a minute to figure out that this was a joke!

[williamkendrick]

@MsDisturbedpuppy you're.... kidding right??

a full minute?.... really? honestly?... wow youre fucking stupid.

[akumenon]

bring your daughter to the slaughter!

[fraroc]

@akumenon IRON MAIDEN!!!!!

[TheConumdrum]

BF3 - Bring your daughter to work! xD

[accountmaniac]

hahahahaa! fucking hell that's funny!

[Hinson43]

Lol! Wtf!?

[thenorthernscout]

i like the ninja parade

[kyoukan102]

The Onion is hilarious. If you don't realize this is parody news, you need to get a sense of humor or grow a brain and learn to recognize sarcasm.

[csgrambauer2]

@kyoukan102 Well that hospital is still after someone to donate some brains after that generous person donated all of those kidneys.

[maoutsaou]

This Onion makes me cry!

[TheYouwontgetit]

soldiers are murderers...

[likeppl]

@TheYouwontgetit how so?

[TheYouwontgetit]

@likeppl ...because they kill people...

[MeTaLISaWeSoMe95]

@TheYouwontgetit so does stupidity, hey look ninety percent of the world is now full of murderers.

[MeTaLISaWeSoMe95]

@TheYouwontgetit oh i guess that adds you too. US soldiers for the win, Idiots who think that soldiers are bad dont deserve theyre protection!!!!!

[likeppl]

@TheYouwontgetit oh.... right... i forgot about that part...

[TheYouwontgetit]

@likeppl ...most people do...

[yessthisisthebest]

daddy why did the man blow himself up?

[TheGIOBOSS]

wow can any one say child endangerment

[TheKawlus]

"...and I saw a leg :D" hahahahhaa

[chancy319]

"Organizers called it the most successful so far. Only four girls were killed down from a dozen last year making it the most accident free on record". LOLOLOLOL!!! !!!

[badattitude77769]

War for opium and oil, there is nothing funny about kiling children for corporations.

[moorg745]

@badattitude77769 You know this isn't real right?

[knuckles91444]

@badattitude77769 then why am i laughing?

[TheYouwontgetit]

soldiers are muderers and i wish they all die horribly...

[Retrogamer712]

@TheYouwontgetit Dude this video is fake and a joke. Also solders need to die for fighting for their loved ones and protecting the usa? Dude my older brother is fighting for the usa as we speak.

[TheYouwontgetit]

@Retrogamer712 ...i wonder why people have the need to write that the onion news aren't real - but anyways - that has nothing to do with my comment at all...

[Retrogamer712]

@TheYouwontgetit where you talking about the solders on this video or real solders fighting real life wars?

[TheYouwontgetit]

@Retrogamer712 ...i am not going to explain that anymore... ...my comment was pretty clear as it was...

[AuskaNeumaki]

@TheYouwontgetit Soliders die in more horrific ways then you can ever imagine. You do know that if we didn't have soliders we would be in slavery to a horrible dictator who would show you horrors beyond your scariest dreams.

[sirdavies94]

@AuskaNeumaki lol and that ladies and gentleman, is a brainwashed U.S. citizen, thanks to the media's fear technique.

[AuskaNeumaki]

@sirdavies94 I can't find my comment what was it.

[Mossgate97]

@TheYouwontgetit Always stay in character when trolling.

[TheYouwontgetit]

@Mossgate97 ...you do that...

[Mossgate97]

@TheYouwontgetit Ahehe, your such a card. How many angry replies have you got yet?

[the2fang2gang]

@TheYouwontgetit i hope you're kidding

[TheYouwontgetit]

@the2fang2gang ...i never kid about dying...

[the2fang2gang]

@TheYouwontgetit same



[D4rQW4v3]

rofl

[Warsie]

This is fucked up, 'joke' or not

[TovarischMiska]

@Warsie Learn to take a joke buddy

[iandhr]

@Warsie joke. The onion is a comedy newspaper with video clips. Some of the stuff is really good.

[CpsLock3]

Hey when does the anuall bring your feminist ex wife to war day begin?

[GregD6699]

shoobadac

[mada1241]

@Fuso4you2 Okay, your point? And why do you even care about them, they don't like us so if they get hit with a stray bullet, oh well. And they aren't civilians if their trying to kill you. My point was that they don't go over there and shoot innocent people. they in a crossfire, and they get hit.

[N64Bishop]

HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!



[hankhillarlentexas]

only 4 girls were killed as opposed to a dozen last year lol priceless

[nick10284]

wow! the most accident free on record.

[VictorLepanto]

What is most funny is when people take the comments pretending to take this video seriously as though they were themselves serious.

[Twisted426]

I don't think taking your children in to a war situation is a good idea. I don't know who's more moronic, the military for allowing this or the dummy parents !

[theFuckhole69]

@Twisted426 LOL look at you

[ski4life19]

@Twisted426 Wow aren't you a smart one...

[MrCherryzz]

@Twisted426 whats wrong with spending time with ur children?

[Anonland]

@Twisted426

You do know this is a joke right?

[TheChickenRiceBowl]

@Twisted426 ...

[rclikes2go]

0:46 is so awesome! HAHAHAH I love the ONION!

[KarsiDevrim]

China pollutes mankind

watch IuVl05jpkG0

[egdqv13234]

''i saw explotions...and a. i saw a leg...''

[VanillaCocaColaRox]

@egdqv13234 YOU BLEW ITT! ~Adam Sandler

[CaptnxKnuckles]

the only thing funnier than the video and the people that think its real ...is the people that say they think its real when they know it really isnt to fool the dumb ppl :)

[IM1StealthPilot]

@CaptnxKnuckles LEGITCEPTION

[mackysplace]

"aaaaand I saw a leg"

[f0nn1x]

lol you guys are being completely hustled by buttcrackbill100. he is pulling a double onion. I wish i had thought about it sooner

[MrACESHIGH13]

I dislike people that disagree with me so I blow them up with my excess fire power

[aztecl0rd]

0:45 JAJAJAJA priceless... xD



[flyguy373]

is something you'll never forget right LOL

she just sit there like shes in shockpulling her hair

[dylanlbooker]

hahahaaha only 4 little girls where killed

[guitarhamster102]

it looks so real too lol, especially the mortar part.

[ButtcrackBill100]

I likes them army fellers, but I dont understand why them fellers would be bringin their younguns to the battlefield! That aint right! I dont think thats a good idea having them little girls in all that fightin. Why the hell is the US government allowin this?

[MySoulSeeker]

@ButtcrackBill100 its fake lmao

[EmilyRoseLR1]

@ButtcrackBill100

Are you aware that this video is satire?

[TheSdfgsfgs]

Wow They fucked them little girls' mind up - she said she saw a leg :L

[Bluedeviant]

lol this is bs

[Dunkzilla42]

LMBO!!!! "....and I saw a leg.."

[gear2ice]

only four girls died lmao

[DominoDesigner]

Казлы

[xXxGenasai]

@toboscus nice try :'3

[SubsonikOfficial]

Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day?

[EmperorBurrito]

@SubsonikOfficial Lmao