Surprise Motherfucka!

[MadVillain187]

LOL so many funny comments. but some are just really shit and its sad to believe the writer actually thought they would get thumbs up...

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

How much change is that?

Some dimes muthahfucka.

[tlcwrestlingx]

I will never go out at night again.

[epicmojojo]

Dexter: hey at the end of this theres cake

Doakes: THE CAKES A LIE MOTHERFUCKA!!!!

[pegante988]

I'm going to the store, do you want something ?

"Some lays, motherfucka"

[thorntonka]

I've got this set as my text message alert. I love it! Thanks to my sister for recording it and sending it to me.

[RicardoTeixeira1990]

Press 3

[Zboss4]

Dad walks into room while son is jacking off.

"Surprise Motherfucka!"

[Roxas0SUB0]

I liked that part where he said "Surprise mothafucka".

[roycephantom4me]

"We coming for u nigga !!!"

[Leroy51684]

Surprise! Buttsecks!

[WhiteCrunkBoy]

press 5 for some fucker ! :D

[napalmocean]

lol fuckin' Doakes...

[kwasniewski20]

Any sides you want with that?

Some fries muthafucka!

[alslund]

@kwasniewski20 fail ripoff-comment is fail

[dr1345]

Hey Doakes, what condoms do you use?

BIG SIZE MOTHERFUCKA.

[dr1345]

Hey, Spider-Man, what do you do?

Catch flies, motherfucka.

Hey, Doakes, how do you like your ham?

Thin sliced motherfucka.

[ziggyBmon]

Doakes, what do you like most about a woman?

"Assize, Motherfucka!"

[TheLongHallway]

Man if it it isn't Samuel L. Jackson sayin that it ain't no fun :)... mothafucka!

[BranniganParkour]

is that a trophy or something?

its a prize muthafucka!

[Devilson187]

What time do you get up for work?

"Sunrise Motherfucka"

[TheSurfinbird21]

Doakes what's your favorite bread ?

Rye, Motherfucka !

[DrMalevolus]

Doakes on my birthday party: "Surprise Mothafucka" :)

[EliasKvistDK]

...Like a boss.

[shawnstar86]

What did you get in your happy meal to day baby "Its a prize Muthafucka"...

[hoodyman48]

I been at home all day baby!!!!

"Don't lie Motherfucka"

[SGrenier88]

Delivered like a pro.

[legendaryrecs]

YOUR BLACK!

disguise motherfucka

[y0uNgBoSsEs96]

"where did you cum?"

"In her eyes Motherfucka"

[tshack235]

hit 6 for... well.... you know

[skyss18]

press 4 for some surprise. ;]

[lexdimond1]

Hey Doakes what's with the noodles?

STIR FRY MOTHERFUCKA!

[adictschampselysees]

Now think of a moment in your life which relieves of stress, makes you happy.

Sunrise mothafucka

[Str888Rudebwoy]

"Hey what are you craving?"

"Some fries motherfucka"

[s30v2011]

Whats up Doakes?

The sky motherfucka

[97bingbing]

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

.

.

.

.

He got hit by a car.

[THEDONMONSTER]

I don't wanna see dat

Cover ya eyes mothafucka

[T1M3T0SH1N3]

Hey, what are you putting up on your front porch?

Chimes Motherfucka

[Craccckkk]

Dude was good on Oz too

[lunovintoys]

The comments funnier than the vid

[psychopathicjake1]

I want this as a ringtone

[BrickCity4eva]

wasn't as funny as the My Way version

[treker999]

I now know who the special guest will be at my nephew's birthday party.

[mistahjro]

@treker999 dammnnn brooo! that was hilarious

[Nishadem]

Chapter number?

[GiantTurtleWave]

If only Doakes were gay..

"who do you want to coe to your bachelor party doakes?"

"SOME GUYS, MOTHERFUCKA!"

[TheVallero760]

Thumbs Up motherfucka!!

[chicagoballer615]

Hey why you at Wal-Mart this late?

"Suplies motherfucka"

[TheEdge0fLife]

@chicagoballer615 lol!

[BSMixi]

*Dexter sprays Doakes with mace and slaps him across the face*

"What hurts the most?"

"My eyes, Mothafucka!"

[MrMaddrapskillz]

lmao

[DrMalevolus]

"Hey Doakes, what happened with Megaupload?"

"F.B.I. Motherfucka!"

[Minecrafter4EverLP]

hahaha

[WantirnAlexx]

Hey Doakes, whats your favourite food?

Pies motherucker

[AHafan2]

"Hey Doakes, what do most animals use to see?"

"Their eyes, motherfucka"

[YouAreABunghole]

Your dad is having an affair with someone else..

Go home and be a motherfucker!

[Guile's theme plays and screen fades out]

[HarrisonRocks]

Hey nice jeans! What brand are they?

Levi's muthafucker!

[MrSmith2991]

"hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get you?"

"some fries motherfucka"

[gniro10]

@MrSmith2991 cracked me up.

[111lb111]

soap time motherfucka!



[TheLuckytee]

doakes why you lookin 2 differnt ways

crossed eyes motherfucka

[mrlizard888]

Press 1 for "*Bang* Surprise mudefucka"

Press 2 for "*Bang* Surprise mudefucka"

Press 3 for "Prise mudefucka"

Press 4 for "Prise mudefucka"

Press 5 for "*nothing*"

[HostPwnd]

Doakes: "Surprise mother fucka..!"

Dexter: "I own you.."

Doakes: "LIES mother fucka"

Dexter: *Headbutt*

-wrong video my bad-

[blackeroni]

What did you buy tickets too?

On Ice MothaFucka

[Flubly]

10 bucks says a white man wrote that line.

[MultiMellows]

press 4 for "fries motherfker

[MYDODGEYUTUBENAME]

"Doakes, I thought you were dead. What's that around your...?"

SOME FLIES MOTHER FUKA

[dlweiss]

Dexter: "Tell me again what you love most about me."

Doakes: "Your eyes, muthafucka."

[TheLegendarycouncil]

"and wat would u lik with that steak sir?"

"SOME FRIES MUTHA FCKA"

[GetTheHook]

That sexy ass black guy was on Oz.

[DeutscheBagge]

"Sleep tight, Doakes."

"GOOD NIGHT MOTHAFUCKA!"

[Ladydragon981]

"hey doaks what do you want for your birthday?"

"SUM CAKE MOTHAFUCKA!!"

[DJA216]

@Ladydragon981 -_-

[SpectrumA96]

"Hey Doakes what do you want for that sprained ankle?"

"SOME ICE MOTHERFUCKA!"

[blackeroni]

What you buy at Walmart

A KITE MOTHAFUCKA

[crazya7xman]

Hey Doakes, did you know that you died at the end of Season 2?

YOU LIE, MOTHERFUCKA!

[BlakassassiN66]

SCROTUM

[xxMyNaMeIsBeAsTxx]

"Hey Doakes, what should i do after this video?"

"SUBSCRIBE MOTHAFUCKA!"

[KickFlipO6]

add replay annotation

[danish211]

who animated gundam

sunrise motherfucker

[TheAryonB]

"Hey Doakes what do you think is the best time of the day?"

"SUNRISE, MOTHERFUCKA!"

[theotherphoneguy]

replay mutha fucka

[gessIsRaunchy]

from afar i read "subcribe motherfucka"

[ibycoolboy]

hey doakes want anyhing from kfc

SOME FRIES MOTHAFUCKA

[uchihatheitachi]

''Hey, Doakes! did you kill anything?''

''SOME FLIES MOTHERFUCKA"

[TheSurfinbird21]

What are you doing with that trophy ?

Prize, Motherfucka

[lucasluhrs]

@TheSurfinbird21 "it's a prize, Motherfucka" should be better xD

[69Semiazas69]

press 3 for "PIES MOTHFUCKA"

[SLIpKnOtFaN4LiF]

lol, repeatedly raped the repeat button.

Surprise

Surprise moth

Surprise mother

Surprise motherfuck

Surprise motherfucker

[fbkrocking]

"What comes after Night?"

"Sunrise Motherfucka"

[lexdimond1]

Hey Doakes, what did Jerry Seinfeld steal from that old lady in that one episode?

SOME RYE MOTHERFUCKER!

[jblfanforlife]

Hey Doakes where are you from?

RIVER SIDE MOTHERFUCKA

[MrCorefrog]

hey Doakes what's your favorite food?

FRENCH FRIES, MOTHERFUCKER!

[blackeroni]

Like the smell of my house

WHO DIED MOTHAFUCKA

[whatsgoingon07]

IM YOUR NEW CELLMATE, I NEED UR BUTT

UNTIL WHEN

SUNRISE MOTHAFUCKA

[KiffendesFrettchen]

Hope that replay button doesn't sue me for raping it :D

[Bla91Ger]

awww man. i hate spoilers. im in the middle of season 2 and i already know that SPOILER Rita dies and now doakes too? SPOILER c'mon... now im always gonna be like: fuck him he'll be gone soon anyway :(

[Nonamesareleft99]

@Bla91Ger Fuck you! Doakes dies? Rita dies? God damn it I'm going to get off the internet.

[gayegotica]

@Nonamesareleft99 Yes rita and doakes dies, suprise mothafucka

[devin91riley]

Imagine him at a surprise birthday party. Its your birthday, you walk into your house and see just him standing there in a birthday hat, "Surprise Mothafucka!"

[DonPenn41]

This is I said after the end of season 6

[tehBLAX]

holy shit its mosis from oz

[TeflonTron]

@tehBLAX Yes it is! Moses was brilliant in OZ and his escape plan was brilliant even if doomed.

[tehBLAX]

@TeflonTron Yeah, lol

[stairs021]

I wish they didn't kill dokes. He was awesome

[FoRicey]

@stairs021 FUCKING SPOILERS :@

[xMidnightGamer]

@FoRicey dude seriously you've not watched season 2 :O!

[FoRicey]

@xMidnightGamer I got a few seasons on disc from my rental store recently, been wanting to watch it for ages and I'm just finished on season 1 :D

[xMidnightGamer]

@FoRicey get watching lol :D

[HipnosisV1SvR]

How did yo girl cheat on you?

SOME LIES MOTHAFUCKA!!=

[AwesomeOxtheExploder]

Black people say Mother Fucker a lot better then white people can.

[ibycoolboy]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder only bald black people LOL

[poobumbutt]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder Fact.

[ShadowSoldior]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder Unless it's Vin Diesel.

[TheFutski]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder

The same goes for damn and fool, no matter how hard i try, it won't sound badass.

[James1803]

@TheFutski You have to channel your inner RDJ from tropic thunder.

[TheFutski]

@James1803

You can't compare regular people to divine beings :D

[vikingWindmill]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder

You mean incorrectly? I don't think so.

[nqkoisii]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder bullshit



[gillri]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder its one of black people talents for sure

[olivierlar]

@AwesomeOxtheExploder You should hear Deb

[THEBLACKBELT]

"Hey Doakes, why weren't you in season 6?" "I DIED, MOTHERFUCKA!!"

[SieghartzBR]

make this a meme now

[1mrkarate1]

pause at 0:02

[1995a1995z]

Hey did you make my cake?

Some Pies mothafucka 

[robs104]

"Can I get your party any desert to go?"

"SOME PIES MOTHAFUCKA"

[NineTaledGundam]

@robs104 omg i lol'd so hard, if i could give you enough thumbs to put you in the top comment i would!

[robs104]

@NineTaledGundam Thanks, it took me a while to come up with that one. :) Encore performance: "Hey guys, what's that slapping sound?"

"YOUR THIGHS MOTHAFUCKA"

[WildHunt25]

"Sgt. Doakes, how were you able to estimate the time of death on this corpse so accurately?"

"THE FLIES , MOTHERFUCKA"

[sovietjc]

@WildHunt25 Yes.

[Dustin2424]

"Hey Doakes what did you roll?"

"SNAKE EYES MOTHAFUCKA!"

[AColonDashSix]

STIRFRYS MOTHAFUCKA!

[drorange69a]

This clip..i like it... ANOTHER!

[EpicFlyingCat]

SUPPLIES, MOTHERFUCKA

[BB0ysGam3s]

SUNRISE MOTHAFUCKA

[MisterFallout]

Doakes, what do you take on a camping trip?

''Supplies Mothafucka''

[MathiasVilain]

i got really cought up by this video

[PinxPer17]

haha damn i fucking hated that guy from dexter

[ikzxkokiri]

"No more youporn? Pornhub? Redtube?"

"SOPA MOTHERFUCKA!"

[samuriguy909]

@ikzxkokiri Huh? what? IS IT REALLY GONE!? D:

[BassHeadsProduction]

@ikzxkokiri who the fuck uses youporn an pornhub?

it's called megaupload all the brazzers scenes.

[H4rdr1v3]

@ikzxkokiri ya ... SOPA's dead

[LuBuOWNZ]

@ikzxkokiri Wait...

What? WHAT?

(commits suicide)

[BarlowBeast]

M. Night Shymalan's catchphrase

[joechops90]

"what do you like most on a woman doakes?"

"her eyes motherfucka!"

[mrnoshowz]

"I'd like a double cheeseburger..."

"Anything else with that?"

"...With Fries, Motherfucka"

[ISetYourFaceOnFire]

Dexter's reaction and grin is gilarious.

[manutd7ify]

- can someone give me the name of the song ?

-RIVERSIDE MOTHEFUCKA!!

[Disturbed246810]

Teacher gives out surprise test.

Kid calls out:

"You didn't tell us there was a test!?!?"

Teacher:

Surprise motherfucka!

[RoadSideCircusM77]

My anus clinched.

[QuietClore]

SOME FRIES MOTHAFUCKA

[TheSoldier0fortunE]

Hmm, after i cut the face off the guy i just found out was fucking my ex behind my back and wear it like a mask while fucking his mother...i think thats what ill say to his dad when he walks in on us.

Jesus, i must be fucking twisted because i'm having a giggling fit.

[sovietjc]

@TheSoldier0fortunE No.

[TheSoldier0fortunE]

@sovietjc No i shouldnt do that or no im not twisted for having a giggling while fit thinking about it?

Because if its the former, i think you got the wrong username man. Wheres your Stalinism?

[thebunk231]

"Doakes, what is a synonym for assume?"

"SURMISE MOTHERFUCKA"

[msbaak1]

FULLOFSHIT

[mrghosty2010]

Surprise, Mutherfucka! PREPARE YOUR ANUS >:D

[DakNJaxter]

I love how Dexter looking to the side all confused at the end of the vid XD

[hazikrisz]

Dexter:I am so smelly

Doakes: Ols spice motherfucka

[SazzerXX]

Hey, Doakes, what's an eight letter word meaning "equipment"?

SUPPLIES, MOTHERFUCKER!

[TheSoldier0fortunE]

@SazzerXX hahahahahaha

[tricksterhuaun]

Samuel L Jackson would be proud.

[Y0shilord]

Oh guys you shouldn't have, you remembered my birthday!?

[rydgemolino]

WELCOME TO KFC

I WOULD LIKE A 3 PIECE COMBO

ANYTHING ELSE SIR

SOMEFRIES MOTHAFUCKA