this brid was driving the other day,*RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!* She stopped her car down a one-way,*RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!* I hit my horn in the good old way, *RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!* You stupid cow get out the way, *YOU'RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!*
She goes "oh god I've broken down, *RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!* Then she started to winge and wine,*RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!* She wants a push up on the side, *RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!* " I can't I've done my back!" I lied,*SHE'S RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, SHE'S RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!*
She gets out, I don't know why,*right in the middle of the fucking road.* She starts the weep, she starts to cry, *right in the middle of the fucking road.* I scratched my head and though 'oh my', *right in the middle of the fucking road.* I wish she'd just fuck off and die! * RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!*
Then the AA comes at last, *RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!* They pushed her up onto the grass, *RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!* As I finally drove right past, *RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!* I go " OI LOVE! Nice tits, nice arse! * RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!*
Pissed about somebody right in the middle of the fucking road, but too lazy to do anything about it. What a bunch of princesses. Having a cry about it right in the middle of the fucking road. This is like a litmus test for shitbirds.
@Joiner113 Actually, I think there's more at work here than the expression of a sense of humour. Like I said eh mate; a litmus test. I guess we know...
@BCsJonathanTM Yes, because everyone who enjoys a bit of profanity is a shitbird. Thanks, mate, that clears everything up. Your endless wit is a service to humanity.
@BCsJonathanTM It's obvious that you take issue with the intellectual value of this skit, with profanity falling under that banner. All I'm saying is that something doesn't need to be intellectual to be funny, and you trying to make yourself look above it is having the opposite effect.
Oh dear!!!! Another CLASSIC from Harry and Paul! Although im not sure "I wish she'd just **** of and die is very nice......In fact it isnt very nice at all!! Ive had someone say that to me before and i didnt think a lot of it.... Although i cracked up laughing at "Oi love! Nice tits, nice arse!" Lmao :P Cheers for the upload!
shes hot lol right in the middle of the fucking road!!! i wish she would just strip and dance right in the middle right in the middle ,, right in the middle of the fucking road!!!!!!!!!
One of the funniest sketches ever.
Veizuh 3 weeks ago
thats freedies dad from skins and effy's dad from skins...
jenkelist 1 month ago
Lmfaooo
xTooNie 1 month ago
Haha class
RaiderGames 1 month ago 5
@RaiderGames lol you watch some great vids mate
Zelatriix 1 month ago 3
fucking women drivers
greensnake00 1 month ago
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MultiCharlie79 2 months ago
Oi luv, nice tits nice ass!!! Legend !!!
xeneize666 2 months ago
this brid was driving the other day,*RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!* She stopped her car down a one-way,*RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!* I hit my horn in the good old way, *RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!* You stupid cow get out the way, *YOU'RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!*
midget4861 3 months ago
She goes "oh god I've broken down, *RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!* Then she started to winge and wine,*RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!* She wants a push up on the side, *RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!* " I can't I've done my back!" I lied,*SHE'S RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, SHE'S RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!*
midget4861 3 months ago
She gets out, I don't know why,*right in the middle of the fucking road.* She starts the weep, she starts to cry, *right in the middle of the fucking road.* I scratched my head and though 'oh my', *right in the middle of the fucking road.* I wish she'd just fuck off and die! * RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!*
midget4861 3 months ago
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Then the AA comes at last, *RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!* They pushed her up onto the grass, *RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!* As I finally drove right past, *RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!* I go " OI LOVE! Nice tits, nice arse! * RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD!*
midget4861 3 months ago
only the british could come up with something so strange. I love it!
JunkieJoe42 4 months ago
Moral of the story: Every man in England drives a creepy white pedophile van.
SaturnEternity 5 months ago 3
VThey start to flame war, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING COMMENTS V
409lego 6 months ago
Pissed about somebody right in the middle of the fucking road, but too lazy to do anything about it. What a bunch of princesses. Having a cry about it right in the middle of the fucking road. This is like a litmus test for shitbirds.
BCsJonathanTM 7 months ago
@BCsJonathanTM Jesus Christ, it's called a sense of humour. Lighten up and take your head out of your arse.
Joiner113 7 months ago
@Joiner113 Actually, I think there's more at work here than the expression of a sense of humour. Like I said eh mate; a litmus test. I guess we know...
BCsJonathanTM 7 months ago
@BCsJonathanTM Yes, because everyone who enjoys a bit of profanity is a shitbird. Thanks, mate, that clears everything up. Your endless wit is a service to humanity.
Joiner113 7 months ago
@Joiner113 Did I say I took issue with the profanity? What am I taking issue with in this skit? Do you know?
(And I'd hardly call anything I've written thus far wit)
BCsJonathanTM 7 months ago
@BCsJonathanTM It's obvious that you take issue with the intellectual value of this skit, with profanity falling under that banner. All I'm saying is that something doesn't need to be intellectual to be funny, and you trying to make yourself look above it is having the opposite effect.
Joiner113 7 months ago
who's the guy at 0:50? looks like glen davies (from bear behaving badly as prank)
juniourjumpbritain 8 months ago
ididnt know john prescott had a van
snakebite784 10 months ago
Its series 3 not 2
j4k3shneg 10 months ago
3 pepole were Right in the middle of the fucking road!
jimmyg34567 10 months ago
This vid has one 1st prize! RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF DE FACKING WOAD!
Snipercakeman 11 months ago
I love brittish commedy. :)
Snipercakeman 11 months ago
@Snipercakeman thx for complamenting our sense of homour
Superdopaless2000 11 months ago
@Superdopaless2000 Because im from England
Snipercakeman 11 months ago
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Snipercakeman 11 months ago
I wish she'd just fuck off and die RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING ROAD
kebabuk 11 months ago
i like the bit where she is in the middle of the road
Cowan7A 11 months ago 3
That guy at 0:58
:)
zeb1000000 11 months ago
@zeb1000000
thats harry hills heather from t.v.burp
sjtbsir1 4 months ago
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Superdopaless2000 11 months ago
When is this being added to Rockband DLC?
ipcress1066 1 year ago
0:36 makes me crack up
Dunphy6000 1 year ago
This is the funniest Harry & Paul sketch EVER! x
yoginiclare 1 year ago
Is Enfield under contract to not swear or something?!
This is ace though!
revofree 1 year ago
GENIOUS!!
Chibiroshia 1 year ago
best song ever !!!!! =] lol
TheExtremeEditors 1 year ago
she texts her friend to come >> RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKIN ROAD!
lalee33 1 year ago
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British people are awesome!!!
IMAcomPOSER 1 year ago
who's the one person who had to have a car parked up his ass
TheLokiFace 1 year ago
A Gmod film lead me here.
skellington15 1 year ago 15
@skellington15
And no one fucking cares.
Shotgunner56 1 year ago
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@Shotgunner56
I do.
Now go away.
UshiromiyaReiji 1 year ago
this is so funny
mangamaniac2464 1 year ago
at least mine doesn't have aids
flippinjon 1 year ago
every word is so true
chocolatefountain95 1 year ago
Whoever disliked this is right in the middle of the fucking road!
bollybib678 1 year ago 3
Oh dear!!!! Another CLASSIC from Harry and Paul! Although im not sure "I wish she'd just **** of and die is very nice......In fact it isnt very nice at all!! Ive had someone say that to me before and i didnt think a lot of it.... Although i cracked up laughing at "Oi love! Nice tits, nice arse!" Lmao :P Cheers for the upload!
Marshmallows9000 1 year ago
I fucking LOVE this!!! It's so funny!!! XD
MYiRiSHROMaNCe 1 year ago
1:01 is just amazing xD
Ismokewater 1 year ago
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PaulyThaDon 1 year ago
hahahhahaha i got in deep shit 4 singing this in school :L :L
lamaman4 1 year ago
This is from series 3 :P
billthepieguy 1 year ago
@billthepieguy technically it's harry and paul series 2. the series 1 your thinking of is called ruddy hell its harry and paul
LethalViiper 1 year ago
@LethalViiper bender
flippinjon 1 year ago
@flippinjon fag in denial
LethalViiper 1 year ago
@LethalViiper your mum doesn't love you
flippinjon 1 year ago
@flippinjon well yours loves me
LethalViiper 1 year ago
Lol that guy loves his burgers xDD
willbick3 1 year ago
@willbick3 harry enfeild
nuke910 1 year ago
oi luv´ ! nice tits nice ass !! LMFAO!!!!!
xeneize666 1 year ago
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xeneize666 1 year ago
1 person broke down right in the middle of the fucking road
kill100578 1 year ago
oh i wish shed just fuck of and die classic
danyboy773 1 year ago
this is hilarious
danyboy773 1 year ago
Classic.
02goodProductions0 1 year ago
I bet you like to have it off Daaaaaaahhling
0celott 1 year ago
this is gonna be the xmas 2010 number 1
WilligsPage 1 year ago 59
O man this has 2b the best ever looool
Tejgehdu 1 year ago
lololololololololollolololololooooololololol
moleman9000 1 year ago
Lmfao
She is fit grrrrllll
animal006 1 year ago
The Head of ITV disliked this - oh, I wish she'd just fuck off and die!
Pivotmaster110 1 year ago 5
best thing
oliveryardella 1 year ago
lolz
W0lfBain 1 year ago
Hey - Simon Day from the Fast Show's in it innit!!!
sidthesquid74 1 year ago
"Oi love nice tits, nice arse"
seanyhunter14 1 year ago
1.27 lool
1985jimmyb 1 year ago
lmao, cheers for getting it up so quite (btw i think its series three, but i may be wrong)
EdNewey654 1 year ago
lol
mtpreviews 1 year ago
I would well shag the woman though, right in the middle of the fuckin road if I had to ;)
ninemen123 1 year ago 37
@ninemen123 haha :P
JErANdaLL124 1 year ago
lol reminds me of my uncle's attitude towards people
wrightmt011 1 year ago
shes hot lol right in the middle of the fucking road!!! i wish she would just strip and dance right in the middle right in the middle ,, right in the middle of the fucking road!!!!!!!!!
ausomei 1 year ago 2
ahh love this its so funny
0Freshlad 1 year ago
This is fantastic haha
UsagiDreams 1 year ago
Class!!!!
Denathorn 1 year ago
HAHA i pissed my self when i saw this last night
xICRuELChRiZIx 1 year ago 2
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Ive laughed about this all last night and today!
yoginiclare 1 year ago
awesome :D
sportsfiend12 1 year ago
i wish she just fuck off and die, right in the middle of the fucking road <3
invokehazza 1 year ago
Love it!@!@
02goodProductions0 1 year ago
funny az
jacksimonstopmotion 1 year ago
XD XD XD
mfctom300 1 year ago
love it
jedimullet 1 year ago