Your Comment Sucks

[106mikey]

And fishing for viral videos is new and original, ironic coming from you.

[MattKeck]

@106mikey I don't even know what this is supposed to mean.

[rich1051414]

that tiger makes me horny.

[WhatTheSin]

I feel like we reached an all time high with humanity a while back, but you just bulldozed your way through the 'it's all down hill from here' barrier to brighten my day a little bit.

On the other hand, it could just be that i think your voices are hilarious.

[11abcd123ddf]

this guy knows what my dads weiner tastes like :'D i cracked up haha

[iamahiatt44]

This guy knows how big my dog dicks hard...

[lukemetro12]

your hell kool people that comment are faggs im sticking up for you cause you sacy and your a bee

[trajik12345666]

Stepbrothers said it best fag...remember just like us , you have nothing original to say.

[trajik12345666]

Your not original either just a curly headed fuck

[MattKeck]

@trajik12345666 Strange tactic calling someone else unoriginal, then immediately stealing a line from the movie Step Brothers.

[ThePlaindarkness]

FATTY HUNGRY GIVE MEH YOUR HAIR CARLY FRY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!;O

[MrThemexican12]

Y would u make fun of yourself..but somehow u make it hilarious ps.I am a slithery snake

[PvPjadeon]

I agree with you Matt ;)



[duko70]

Ur gay

[Lunarius542]

Was the "ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-neee" thing a mario tune? XD

[MyCrunkboy]

3 people are not original

[ElectraBeats2010]

i want a juice box in my oat meal cream pie! D:

[hunteer96]

Dude, I love you. p.s. Penisfish

[justindoucet4]

Who painted that picture in the background is it you? Good Job! i want it xDD!

[IsabellaBriseno]

why do yall even watch his videos to insult him? are yall not aware hes amazing?

[cc28650]

Hey what i think is that if people have enough time to put other people down and fucking plagerize somebody elses comment then they are the faggots and i think that if you have enough balls to stand up to the people that are being douschebags then you are the better and bigger person. so keep doing what you are doing.

[gillece]

You know what my mothers penis tastes like

[PukeattackAK47]

Anybody else just look at the tiger the whole time?

[kroyer1992]

Bro if I'm not mistaken, I think you just admitted that you tasted my dad's weiner. I'm gonna have to kick your ass.

[brickielay]

heres something funny i was sitting on the toilet at my university and i remembered ur snake video and i started pretending im a snake and other people in the toilet where pissing them selves literaly! IMA SNAKE SSSS SSSSS

[IronMaiden596]

Your head prob looks like your grandmas pubes , haha I'm not gonna troll you have a sick point I'm jus bein original

[MrShroomzzz]

,g,hghhjhjkkhjjkgjkghhjhhjhjhh­g is that original :p

[codymortensen]

You're a fag. Are you happy now Matt?

[NYGiantsfan123]

I'm still naked.

[brickielay]

heres a good comment if i had curly hair i sware we would be twins!! my GF saw ur snake vid and thort it was me it took ages to convince her im not u lol ur a ledgend!

[ImTaylamazing]

You're hot.

[ballsonacat]

once I farted and it smelled like bag kittens who fell off a potato machine

[sprocket2005]

snorlax

[TheKeenis5231]

That tiger looks like my dick

[babiechick11]

kanoofawhale....

[PeeWeesGirlie]

What's the tiger's name?

[MyPolystyreneFriend]

That tiger isn't actually a picture. It's a real magic tiger. It can stay reaaally still for around 3 minutes and 40 seconds and defies the laws of physics by controlling water.

It's pretty amazing.

[hxcdsal89]

I ate some grapes

[MartheevManor]

I raped a banana.

[BradyLovesScreamo]

Everybody shut up about him. He's a very saucy snake.

[Basketballaz243]

Cow sex!!!!... Original yet?

[Basketballaz243]

Shut ur butt u penis!!!... Original yet?

[Basketballaz243]

Yo great grandmomma so fat she died!!!.... Original yet?

[Crossfade543]

@Basketballaz243 Your black...original yet?

[benskate11]

when life gives you lemons you go to bolivia and trade that shit for 12 fine women

[PeeWeesGirlie]

seventeenth!

[ewiiccaa]

last night a clown threw a dart at my brother because my brother kept poking the clowns ear .

original yet?

[420Quack]

Too bad all incansable think to say is a suk ass comment like Ur gay suk and retarded But stupid Dam i fukin Wish u were funny asshole stop postong Shit it fukin sux worse then the comments retard

[MattKeck]

@420Quack Learn English ya fuck.

[ownagebutter]

@MattKeck SHUT CHO NIGGA ASS UP BOI. U BEST SHUT CHO YUNG ASS UP ILL LEAVE U IN PIECES, NOW BE DECIESED.

(LIL KIM DONT FUKK AROUND WITH REAL G'S SO ILL SNATCH YO UGLY ASS OF THE STREETS)

S O F U K P E A C E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kinoguari187]

@ownagebutter nigga... shut the fuck up its youtube your not gonna do jack shit... no need to be the hardass of youtube. no one cares

[kitten2781]

@420Quack If you hate him so bad, quit watching him. He's hilarious!

[omfg192]

your aunts squirt

[kaytevolz]

I do enjoy you.

[kaytevolz]

First

[robinhowardjohnson]

You remind me of the dorky new kid at school and yet im so cool i can actually like you but never befriend you.

[frezerpop]

i think andy dick beat you on the whole no money with tv spots. plus his last name is funnier than yours.

[frezerpop]

first

[1badassmothafucka]

Hey, Matt. You suck! How's that for originality? AHHH!! Just kidding. You're awesome. I love you video. Everyone who says you suck can go drink a bag of horse semen.

[KazumiWolf]

Whenever I need to be cheered up, I can just watch one of your videos and be unbelievably happy. Thank you, Matt. You make my life, or lack thereof, so much better. Keep up the good work.

[dieseldan37]

YOUR A GENIUS!!!!!! haha

[trippler786]

the tigers crotch is surrounded by the african penguin army of never tomorrow and will destroy the hairy man's salad if you tickle his toes and bathe him in a mixture of pudding and chlorine

HOWS THAT FOR ORIGINAL

[hand22]

@trippler786 stop trying to impress people, you're on youtube....who cares?

[trippler786]

@hand22 whore

[sleepoverjesus]

How many times do I have to say I want to motorboat your thighs!!! (I'm sure that's original)

[mrbrianeskew]

My boyfriend thinks youre a faggot Matt! lol :)

[ZombieTankFace]

You're an Austian.

[BoyoMarabana]

to catch a predator! ahhh that was good

[PeeWeesGirlie]

ahingerbingerdinger...akdjjlee­lhlkjblklkrjljlka;kntnhlksglkj­t;lkjjblkbantnnnmdjlkjt.

[Xerxes845]

When there is revolution in Zambia I will comment.

[AnthonyIsaFunnyGuy]

Dude i loved your sarlac digestive break down. it was interesting

[joshmyersrulz]

I had tortila chips for breakfast it was awesome!!

[Dufflad00]

First.

[skeletor1031]

what if everyone's dick was made out of string cheese?...

[MattKeck]

@skeletor1031 cheese dick

[skeletor1031]

@MattKeck ...oh yeah.

[Ashleelori]

"Well guess what, Your comments suck!" lolol "Have Fun!" -- Love your stuff. You tellin' it like it is to these youtube trollin' suckas. Keep tellin' them!! <3

[TotalPirateLuvva]

No one has anything original to say.

[FtlxInjection]

am i going to be the only one who wont try to insult you here? lol, i completely agree, nobody has originality anymore, it saddens me... i think your fucking hilarious by the way

[THEBAREBONESXX]

Your fucking tiger has down syndrome

[Chintappa]

Do you use Prell?

[Deviantlol]

You're a cunty jewbait

[maryrose707]

Uhh. You wanted something to laugh at?

What do you call a bear with good teeth?

MOLAR BEAR. AHAHAHAHA. -_-

[auntiepicklebottom]

My ballsack his fuckin huge

[IMacky24]

I'll start exercising my brain if you start exercising your fat ass.

[MattKeck]

@IMacky24 See, you just copy pasted someone else's comment. Go fail elsewhere queer.

[IMacky24]

First



[KillGodMedia]

faggot

[isawapeach]

The eye of your tiger looks like it has the thrill of the fight.

[Seeleyx2010]

So good.

[pararig33]

You're a blast bro by the way you and tiger rock together :D oh no my comment is going to suck huh ?? :( lol

[Doosb0x]

You're on rude tube? I might have to stay up til 2am and try to catch you! Ohwait.. I do that anyway. NEVERMIND. CARRY ON.

Ps, you win at life. :3

[Snowdue9584]

Matt is a faget

[parkerblann1996]

Thats a pretty sick tiger

[Basketballaz243]

YOUR FAT!

[jonygut]

First!

[lildread1]

fake and homosexual

[teragonisbeast1]

i agree with you matt. even on the dubstep music vids.....same thing over and over.... I LIKE THE WOB WOB WOB >.> you are right my man!

[F0RRESTGUMP]

I love your Jewfro, Matt.

[proYGOz]

matt ur a faggot T_T

[Oathicity]

I'm saying something funny.... give me a thumbs up!

[JakeyBoyyyy]

i love this guy <3 no joke. your videos are awesome.

[lbsickning]

your gay..... this guy knows what my dads weener taste like.... hahhahahah this is better then the video

[bannanaization]

your awesome

[ghostofluda]

since when could snakes rant lol

[morgothMM]

if you had not one of those then which would have the nine? perhaps some other pratese came as well. only some can know great goodness when this is great.

[take9pick]

1:54-2:00 hahahah

[MRDUCK227]

Hey you found all my dick hair and glued it to your head. =D

[XoJACKxATTACKoX]

1 sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it.

That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587GB in about 3 seconds...

And you thought 3G was fast!

[bryonraffetto]

I'll start exercising my brain when start exercising your body

[MattKeck]

@bryonraffetto That's funny.

[bullzeye31]

@MattKeck

I think the best way to get your comments read is to reply to the top comment., or, the uploader comment, for all of you OCD perfectionist faggots that should suck the smelly chick in high school that everyone thought was a lesbian and from hearing it so much and never getting any for it, she actually becomes lesbian's dick.

[bullzeye31]

@bullzeye31 Damn. I fucked that up.

[lmfaooallie]

@bryonraffetto hey fuck you, don't talk about my little baby matt like that. cawk sucker.

[bryonraffetto]

@lmfaooallie lulz i was kiddin calm down. he told me to make fun of him. i love this guy hes funny as shit

[hk0h]

@bryonraffetto i see some one got the point to this video . hes comment doesnt "suck"

[brandonsexywhitaker]

At least you didnt complain about me replying as penis all the time.

[mickmoart]

Get 'em Keck! [And I demand that tiger poster for my own!] Ha ha ha ha!!!

[EODsplosion]

There's a leprechaun in my pants with a bottle of Ginger Ale and a pine cone. Whats going on in his inflamed little head.

Don't vote this up or your mothers cat is gay for hamsters.

[MrGingaVitis]

This guy knows what my dad's wiener tastes like.

[cluelessdanie]

i know my comment sucks, but you make me smile. :)

[STLCARDS52993]

Matt may your future erections be hard and spontaneous

[MrCmaty]

YOU'RE A FAGGOT =]

[Candicane622]

I want to make love to you and focus on your sexy curly hair. I bet you use some dank shampoo to keep it fluffy.

[cutekillerofwow]

That's really sad that no one has anything original to say. You're so right Matt D:

[snowmanmagik]

you don't have enough game to fuck my dad.

[umdterp999]

do u tickle mens butholes with ur curly hair?

[iluvgerardway99]

I wanna fuck that tiger. I want to have a multitude of babies with that fucking tiger. It's looking at me like "Hey baby, why don't you and I head back to the bedroom and I'll she you who the REAL king of the jungle is."

Original enough? But like seriously, bro. Lemme fuck that tiger.

[MatthewKilby]

I like your jew fro.

[AGSpkedlastnight]

Sometimes when I get scared, I curl up in a corner like a carrot

[TERRORDACTYL667]

i wonder how many people will take his idea

[justinmcguckie]

@mattkeck u are fucking funny bro!

[juwon25]

damn, you make my dick wet bro... no hetero

[Darthpaul11]

i actually laughed at the makeup comment about his dad

[chicagoo17]

THUMBS UP IF IM A FAGGOT

[xobilliejoe4xo]

@chicagoo17 It's "I'm" not "Im".....Just saying.

[Hanzy302]

@chicagoo17 u are , because only faggot could post comment like that XD

[Tyu248]

Your hair, your facial hair, every. It's beautiful.

[lightingthehouse]

I love you Matt Keck.

[tmaximsaferock]

i see your still working on the ROFL video. take your time, relax lol jk

[TheApplejacks92]

Thought he said redtube instead of roottube hahahahahahaha

[TheApplejacks92]

Watch out that tiger's about to attack!!

[tenaciousd900]

the tiger is eyeing me, thats original as fuck!

[Fearwalkers]

amen to you brother. i shall put all of youtbe in one comment. "in moter russia something oppsite does you" "JB penis is the size of the dislike bar" for like a dislike joke umm on this is sparta" 9000 people were kicked in the hole" "like this comment casue i never had one D:" yup thats about youtube

[aperson30]

if stephen hawking sang avril lavigne music, it would go like this:

hello hello, you you, i am not particularily fond of your romantic companion.

[gameover4179]

In soviet Russa this is the first comment ya i went there

[RiffFuckingVicious]

you're hot. . .

[RSVGvideo]

third!

[iTzZeeK]

in soviet russia, comment sucks you?

[JR224215]

First!! lol jk