RENT-A-ZOMBIE

[N00b1n4T0R64]

... need this... cant stand the twats in this estate... most of them are penny pinching bastards too lazy to work and get by on the dole, and on top of that... they are major dicks, would move, but cant afford to, cause i have a BUDGET

[Hamburger84man]

wat if the zombie eats you or it eat every one and you wont be famous and stead your tomorrows dinner

[jessycraft50123]

is this real plz tell me so i need one

[XameteCorporation]

What about Brazil?? =/

[fate0is0mine]

so whats the number?

[SydneeLynn]

i want a zombie ill kill them all :)

[HolyDiver231]

Why does the woman look like a guy?

[offplanetfilms]

@HolyDiver231 ...She just looks like a drawing to me!

[HolyDiver231]

@HolyDiver231

ah ok

[vipsta11]

wait wait wait, why would you refund their money back when you are renting out the zombie? If it happens to die, then the renters loses their deposit right? BTW what are the charging rates? I only got like 10 bucks on me :o

[offplanetfilms]

@vipsta11 ..You only loose the partial refund if you fail to return the zombie (unfortunately this happens a lot.)

10 bucks will do fine! ...You'll get 5 back when / if you succeed in returning the original zombie. Unfortunately, we don't provide terms or insurance if you're bitten by the zombie, but you can always use a grenade on yourself before you turn undead! (But we'll probably end up retaining the whole 10 bucks in that event.)

[vipsta11]

@offplanetfilms Man sounds complicated, worth every penny >:] luckily i just turned 18 *thumbs up*

[BassBogo]

Okay... What's the phone-number? xP

[dawnifersbody]

nid one!=]



[thefinalcopy]

@oookkkiss no because of justin beiber!

[Gunbros1234]

-_-

[offplanetfilms]

@Gunbros1234 ...morse code for "I'm boring"?

[vntrvkvlt]

@offplanetfilms if i kinda blow the zombies full stomach with a shotgun or whatever.....would i get the refund?...thank you :D

[drexel1217]

lol

[savreck]

I need a couple of zombies ASAP(they don't eat each other right?)! We have serious mouth breather + nose whistler infestation here! The police and the military are under orders from the government to ignore them. They infect good people every day. Rent-a-zombie is our only hope!!! Please hurry before they get me too...

[offplanetfilms]

@savreck ...you certainly qualify for a rush order! (You also have my deepest sympathies!) Mouth breathers + nose whistlers certainly cause severe head pains from excessive eye rolling!

[pcyo1]

Lol like from zombie land they open up a humer and find a hole crap load of wepons replace the humer with that wepon box. Thing lol

[MsHorrorzone]

wow,she's packed with weapons.

[iL0V3ABL3]

I want 5! no make it 10!

[offplanetfilms]

@iL0V3ABL3 ...I understand! ...I TRULY understand!!!

[Monkeyshex]

love the refund part

[TheGhostsprite]

how did you make this?

[offplanetfilms]

@TheGhostsprite ...real-world cardboard cutouts, paint, sweat, and old-school animation!

[TheGhostsprite]

gimme 3! i wanna kill jake!!! my neighbor!!

[offplanetfilms]

@TheGhostsprite ... I know what you mean! ...My own neighbors inspired this piece!

[gator159]

liberals and socialists beware

[jonahsa2000]

i want this :O

[tehbumexcl]

haha nice vid

[madnessatmidnight]

THAT IS CLASSIC. real clever.

[jcmegabyte]

...ahhh if only getting rid of annoying neighbors (and people line in front of you, freeway traffic, etc. etc.) were so easy AND legal! Hahahaha XD

Great storyline and animations :-)

[offplanetfilms]

There is something very... "I wish this were real" about this one!! (sigh)

[leokimvideo]

I require a Christmas Zombie please

[offplanetfilms]

Now you're tempting me with a very intriguing project!

[leokimvideo]

sir if you ever take up one of my suggestions I will auto play it till it hits 10K.

it's your shot..!

[offplanetfilms]

I'll cast my evil plans over the idea!

[leokimvideo]

My best advice is to be quick, or make it a Easter Bunny Zombie..

In fact the Zombies could give Granny a run for her money, imagine Granny finally retiring.

I can see it now, Sexy Hot Zombie Toilet Splashdown, and the item hitting the water would be a body part.

What a flushing idea..!

[offplanetfilms]

I think I'll rush through my new "crying man" video first & then ramp up a Christmas video to do you PROUD!!! (Granny still has a coupla drops of life in her before she stops dodging the coffin!)

[leokimvideo]

ah, thats the spirit..the crying man video is always a winner.

almost got a tear in my eye thinking of it.

[3AHMAD3]

2 zombie for me!

I want to became the new king of Italia after Silvio Berlusconi!!!!! ahhahah che sogno...

[offplanetfilms]

I completely understand... but you bump into any famous Italian zombies... I want their autograph before you terminate them!

[3AHMAD3]

I'll see if I can please you, my friend ...

ahhahah :)

[supergeek46]

yay! i need this so bad

[offplanetfilms]

I think the reason zombie movies are so popular is because most people would like to see it actually happen! I think the Government should start genetically engineering a cause for this popular cure for society!

[SecretTubeTips]

I need one now..I have a bunch of mouth breathers on both sides of the fence.

[offplanetfilms]

...Yikes! ...That does sound like a valid case of requiring a couple of them first up!

[000kkkiss]

WAT ABOUT CANADA!?

[offplanetfilms]

I think thats where they're exported from in the first place! (Joke) ...Neah, we meant all the continents!

[skitzostudios]

I particularly enjoyed the string brains. Interesting animation! You mix the techniques so very well. Bravo!

[offplanetfilms]

Whatever is the easiest way to get through a shot, is usually the technique we use! It's all a tossed salad mix. (Although I do try to reduce on the tossing!)

[longgreycoat]

Product range could include Zombie Juniors for those "kids on the corner" problems...wait Zombie Hoodies - now I see a better future....

[offplanetfilms]

I think you're onto something there... "Zombie Hoodies" sounds like a bloody good series unto its own!

[rupepill]

Kind of like reality TV?

[offplanetfilms]

Actually, a reality TV show with a bunch of people locked in a house with one zombie-bitten tenant would be interesting!

[rupepill]

Might be risking a breach of copyright with Big Brother, and that show in any case apparently went further by seeming to use more than one zombie-bitten would be biter.

[offplanetfilms]

Ah, I'd never touch reality TV... it's always too unrealistic for my tastes!

[rupepill]

Really?

[offplanetfilms]

Yea, ...I've seen outtakes from reality TV shows where they have to pause for a moment to read their scripts hidden under the cushions!

[rupepill]

It's a happy surprise to learn that any of the people appearing in reality TV shows are indeed able to read, albeit while moving their lips as an aid to concentration.

[offplanetfilms]

Many of them just sit around the house with twitching lips & the TV producers just dub scripted dialog over it afterwards!

[rupepill]

Twitching lips? The poor, suffering creatures obviously are prone to using convulsive mouth breathing.

[xBonacci]

If only this were real . :(

[offplanetfilms]

...I'll be wishing real hard until the day I die!

[Wastedwildlifeclub2]

Ill take a who bus full please

[offplanetfilms]

You only need to rent just one... Then push it into a loaded bus for 10 minutes, & there's your desired quantity !!

[rupepill]

Great idea! Make it a school bus, please! Better still, turn one loose at a school assembly and encourage

all students and staff to take part in active exercise.

[offplanetfilms]

The beauty of it is, the zombie kids would still be able to sit in maths, English & history classes & the teachers would never tell the difference! (Until they eventually feel the teethmarks)

[Wastedwildlifeclub2]

That's an idea lol

[MoviesMusicNature]

OMG! This is fantastic.. I need one of them to take care of my neighborhood. LOL!

[offplanetfilms]

Looking over my neighbors fence & then around my neighborhood inspired me to create this!!

[dackjaniels555]

I'll take 6.

[offplanetfilms]

Man, you really must want a fast rate of population infection!

[inivonwini]

I always make the mistake of eating wile enjoying a offplanetfilms production. Not a smart idea.

[pagoogly]

0:08 ALICE COOPER T SHIRT. man i love these videos so many easter eggs for me to find.

[offplanetfilms]

Man, ...even I missed that easter egg & I drew the darn thing!!!

[pagoogly]

XD!!!

[ablanchi]

omg i want one!

[PriebeIdeal]

loves it

[iPoketard]

FIRST!!

[jagc1998]

first comment oh yeah

[iPoketard]

Omg -.-