Fantastic, in response to people who poo poo the accent - it certainly resembles Herzog's, but it doesn't matter that it isn't perfect. It's the emulation of Herzog's style of discourse that is so funny.
Fantastic, in response to people who poo poo the accent - it certainly resemble Herzog's, but it doesn't matter that it isn't perfect. It's the emulation of Herzog's monologue that is so funny.
this is how I explain everything after I've been spending too much time alone, you start to think too much existentially about things and it can be reflected when you talk about stuff making you sound depressing and then people avoid you regularly
example : you "I lost my phone", person"oh no", you "that's okay it's just a material object with no existential value according to my beliefs"
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I noticed mousies are a recurring theme in these. What is he trying to tell us...?
DoctorMGinius 2 weeks ago
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DoctorMGinius 2 weeks ago
this is just brilliant.
cow456789 1 month ago
UNDISTURVBED BY MAUSIES :D <3
glitteraddict44 2 months ago 2
chuck norris is werner's student
pattypattyfatty 3 months ago
Werner loves mousies
sc13ntific 3 months ago 2
You accent is Chocolate to my ears...
RWSThe101 4 months ago 2
The father is Liam Neeson! :P 1:30
ulrichfp 5 months ago
dumb
sylm93 6 months ago
I bet you were pissing yourself laughing whilst writing this transcript, right? I know I was whilst listening to it.
femmebot3000 9 months ago
Brilliant, as always. So good at evoking existential terror!
tamargordon 9 months ago
Awseome as always!
ilovemydog2299 9 months ago
I really dug this. Way to do your homework. Nice picture of Belsnickel, too.
agentvirgo 10 months ago 2
Utterly delightful as always!
RoxaneM 11 months ago
I've never seen santa drawn short before XD
freeNode5 1 year ago
If Werner Herzog did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Johngalt43 1 year ago 64
'undisturbed by mousies' - This brightened my day a considerable degree!
Otterley07 1 year ago 8
I love the mention of mousies in so many of these Herzog children's book readings... =)
wort148 1 year ago 4
i looove this series. great work man!
diegoforlansheadband 1 year ago
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
miggy2000 1 year ago
Love the "Werner Herzog reads" series! Keep up the great fun work.
rabbitearsmedia 1 year ago
Fantastic, in response to people who poo poo the accent - it certainly resembles Herzog's, but it doesn't matter that it isn't perfect. It's the emulation of Herzog's style of discourse that is so funny.
I applaud you, Sir!
stirruped 1 year ago 3
Fantastic, in response to people who poo poo the accent - it certainly resemble Herzog's, but it doesn't matter that it isn't perfect. It's the emulation of Herzog's monologue that is so funny.
I applaud you, Sir!
stirruped 1 year ago
All of the "Werner Herzog Reads..." done by you are both brilliant and hilarious. Please, oh please, do more!
nicolest9 1 year ago
Mousies.
rinoz47 1 year ago
Absolutely awesome. My angst is validated.
dwimmerlaik 1 year ago
it's not herzog, but it's still good <3
tatikalisto 1 year ago
I wish it wasn't so brilliant. But it is
92andnaked 1 year ago
Just because he has a German accent doesn't mean it's Warner Herzog...
LTMoney50 1 year ago
pure
comic
genius.
bring on "Lars Von Trier Sings Abba's Greatest Hits" ... somebody ... anybody!
notspeedy0314 1 year ago
weird that it doesn't sound like Herzog at all.
BuddhaRhubarb 1 year ago
Christmas goblin, haha.
psmith 1 year ago
very creative mister!! did you also draw the picture set?
mehigh2marsiansky 1 year ago
doesn't sound anything like werner herzog.
ebolart 1 year ago
Um. I felt the need to comment, but I can't find anything to say.
BlyssfulStorm 1 year ago
This is brilliant. Excellent Job.
Frumess 1 year ago
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EvilOak27 1 year ago
werner always pays particular attention to the mouszies
ogden 1 year ago 5
creepy, but great.
eddiem881 1 year ago
Who did the illustrations for this?
bleger814 1 year ago
Astounding!
MikeMaths 1 year ago
this is how I explain everything after I've been spending too much time alone, you start to think too much existentially about things and it can be reflected when you talk about stuff making you sound depressing and then people avoid you regularly
example : you "I lost my phone", person"oh no", you "that's okay it's just a material object with no existential value according to my beliefs"
iknowmy3table 1 year ago 4
It's not Herzog but it's pretty good. Voice needs to be a little deeper and more gravelly.
DJUSA 1 year ago
This is freaking amazing!!!! Hahahahha!
cathicksartist 1 year ago
bit creepy, but I`ll allow it
elemental12345678900 1 year ago
Masterfully done! I plan one day to recite this very rendition to my own children :P They shouldn't have TOO many issues, right?
VitaminTMan 1 year ago
I think every single tv show, movie, childrens' books, and any form of media should be narrated by Werner Herzog.
Natedagreat0101 1 year ago 3
Brilliant! Many thanks for posting!
jennyann3388 1 year ago
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deemod555 1 year ago
Fantastic! I could watch entire libraries worth of these. Thanks for making another!
eatthenacho 1 year ago
Wonderful
ClownFallsDown 1 year ago
The crampus: something women get once a month.
Tyleronious 1 year ago 2
Nice, but would love more!
jameshrave 1 year ago
YAYAYAY! :D soo great.
scottpetermanmfa 1 year ago
Excellent Verk Verner!
marcryptic 1 year ago
Fantasiche!
CorvidTabard 1 year ago
Awesome as always!
MrRCanto 1 year ago 18
@MrRCanto Thanks! Glad you enjoyed.
RyanIverson 1 year ago 12