truth is clarkson cant drive and cant ride a bike but he talks the talk but dont walk the walk so hes in my mind a gobby gangly prick who needs locking up in a cell with gary glitter no doubt who he plays often in his puff truck.lol
I think Clarkson can be quite funny, but this video shows how much of pecker head he really is!!! He wouldn't ride the bike because he knows he would fill his pants at the first corner!!
Actually, its all over the place; at that point its mainly the riders/drivers and the track that rule out the victor. Go ahead and look up F1 vs bike. the bike wins on that track cause its a tight-knit track. And we all know a F1 will KILL a porsche. Dont get me wrong im a biker and LOVE F1 over Nascar.
actually bikes have even less advantage at tight tracks. umm it takess only a little bit of tuning to bring the power down on the f1 car for better cornering. the times r usually in a big variety. but f1 tracks bikes r gonna get served. i mean think of it. how wide r the tires on bikes? how wide on f1? brakes. an im cool if ur a biker. but f1 from what im aware is faster everywhere. im a reasonable person. if u can prove me wrong i will retract that.
3-5seconds per lap is not a bit faster its annhilation. an thats ur fia gt cars. JGTC super gts will pull even faster because its been determined back to back of a fia gt maserati mc12 vs nismo gt500 skyline gtr. the skyline runs consistanmtly 1-2 seconds faster around the corners cuz of more aggressive aero.
Well, tires have come a long way since the cold dunlop 207 that was probably on that old r1. This is the first contest I have seen where the car won. Lets give each team $10K and see who wins.
the rest of the year, however, we dominate the roads! i have yet to passed on a public road by a porshe, z06, wrx, masserati, or anything else you would like to through in there, we accelerate to fast, and have more room to move to adjust for a line than a car does. remember, these are public mountain roads im talking about, on i-95 yeah, ill bet on the vehicle with400 plus horsepower that costs 10-50 times as much, but since i enjoy mtn roads, bikes all the way baby!
on a closed course, yes cars take the cake, but out here in the real world with oncoming traffic, striped line, narrow lanes, and blind curves i have been passed only twice while riding hard vs cars. both instances were at deals gap exactly one year apart. the people who passed me, a european ferrari club who only travel and drive their half million dollar cars all day
cars are quicker than bikes, end of. However in the real world, where you have a budget, and normal road rideing, and traffic, a bike is simply a hell of a lot more FUN and quicker. Most importantly though untill you've ridden a bike you wont understand how much more enjoyable they are to ride =D
It look to me like the bike didnt get to warm his tyres up which is very important on 2 wheels for grip. I believe the r1 could have won that race. I would like to see the race again with valentino rossi on the bike but with tyre warmers on the bike. I find bikes much more fun and racing is more exciting in bikes.
There is going to be a revolution on sport bikes in the near future a bike called the sprint ES1 is in the pipeline with F1 aerodynamics technology. 2 top F1 aerodynamicists are the men behind the he ES1s clever aerodynamic trickery for the bike. All it will take for the ES1 to get to 220mph is only 170hp! Just only a extra 3ohp the bike will see 240mph+ the bike will also accelerate faster than a normal 170hp sport bike. The first models will be out in late 08 The bike looks the dog to
one of my biggest problems is the suspension set up on the bike, if its right off the showroom floor that gives the car a big advantage, jet fireblade, what kind of bike do u ride?
Forgot to add that a bike is much more down to the rider. After a certain level of racing skill in a car, thats it. It takes a lot more on a bike. F1 cars probably would get owned on something like the TT.
Any bike will accelerate faster than ANY car up to a point. Even a Veyron. But not up to top speed. Bikes arent made for a high speed like the Veyron. Clarkson isnt going to let the bike win on his program anyway, its a fix. The only car that can beat a bike is an F1 car and they arent cars really, just have 4 wheels. Also, a bike can maintain a top speed for longer. Veyron uses up loads of fuel and can only run at top speed for 8 mins or something.
bikes are about having the thrill of a life time and the fastest vehicles on the planet for only £9,000. iT'S NOT A GREAT ARGUMENT SAYING " A BUGGATI veryon is better" No. besides how often can you travel the speeds that the buggati veryon can do?
there's no compotition. For the money bikes beat everything... FACT!
B!!!! Fing S!!!!!! Bikes a MILLION TIMES better than cars. My first bike dit 0-60 in 3.8, had a 165 top end, and it was a sport-touring 600!! European bikes are WAY detuned! This is so rigged! Car vs. Bike is no contest in favor of the bike. Don't believe me? I'll race you!
lmfao . . well around here. there are some mad cheapo cars that can race bikes, twin engined golf, lots of caterhams, a few atoms too. a porsche isnt designed to race its designed to look good feel good sound good and go good. . . < < < on the road! ..its not a supercar .. . however its up against a superbike hmmm .. course bikes are cheaper.. they are 2 wheels an engine and a seat . .. but u call upon a supercar and it can destroy a superbike.
Yea it really depends on the track a lot... Clarkson probably picked out the combination oldish bike + newish car + tight track knowing that the car had the advantage... Also I wanna see Clarkson get on the bike and try and ride a decent lap time... All this stuff about Gay bikers... Takes a heck of a lot more balls to push a bike to the limit than it does to push a car to the limit...
I'd like to see you show off bikers battle it out against a Bugatti Veyron, or a Koenigsegg CCR/CCX (topspeed= 395+ kph). NO WAY a bike can beat a proper supercar. Not in a straight line. Not on any circuit! It's faster, sounds better, looks better and it's more comfy for the honeys when you give them a ride!
have you ever taken a woman through mountain roads on a big twin? Woman love bikes... You can stay comfortable though, I am sure your lady appreciates your volvo.
I know HD cruisers can be comfy, however i'm not talking about cruisers, but sportbikes/superbikes. And the last one i rode wasn't that comfy. And btw, I drive a ford... :-)
OK, how about a Lingenfelter modded Corvette? Mustang Boss? TransAm? Souped-up Monte Carlo? Seen any of those lately? Look, i'm not trying to be an ass here, but take money out of the picture, and a car will beat a bike. It's a fact of life... Search for F1 vs Bike vs Boat and see for yourself.
A car will beat a bike if you take money out of the equation? Tell that to the guy in the £68000 911 Carrera S that my £1750 ($3500) '97 VTR1000 FireStorm left for dead last weekend. No, I haven't seen many Mustangs or Corvettes, I live in the UK, but those things don't even handle properly - I'd be more worried about a 911 or a Mitsubishi Evo VIII - but not that worried :)
try any of the above mentioned at deals gap where some of the best ridders in the world demolish car enthusiasts all day and without any substantial straight aways, its all about hadling, staying in YOUR lane and most of all balls! very few gaurd rails here to protect the the car from the very common 150+ foot vertical drops, dont just watch u tube vids, get out and try then tell me again what you think of bikes
You forgot one thing... The Bugatti Veyron also costs 110 times more than a 2007 Suzuki Hayabusa. You certainly aren't getting 110 times the performance from a Bugatti that you will from the bike and a bike would still be far more fun.
I hate it how car enthusiasts go on and on about that ugly overpriced Bugatti Gayron, so it can do 253 MPH, it's ugly, it's tasteless and is all about bragging about by people who have far too much money, you could get a modified Hayabusa that runs 500+ BHP that if well ridden would out accelerate a Veyron, sorry don't mean to be all pissy I just hate Veyrons and think they have no class :) .
Clarkson is a gobshite, can't even ride a bike. When a car can do an 18 minute lap of the TT I'll eat a can of dogfood. What the car wankers can't stand is - They're cheap(er), fun, faster, women(generally) can't drive 'em and you don't spend all your time watchin some other tossers number plate.
are you kidding? the busa and cbr are boats! they dont handle well at all, acceleration and top speed all day buy handling? i get the feeling you've never ridden either of the bikes you mention! now if you would have said the r1, or even the 0 gixxer, maybe you'd haave some credability! busa, ha thats for people who are affraid to let their knee drag!
this test is ass, the track is much better suited for a car due to how extremely tight it looked, that is a previous generation R1, and its crude compared to the newer bikes, put a new porsche against a new R1 on a big track like laguna seca and you'll see a murder being comitted
Radio you dumb twat... the 999 is overpriced and far slower than the R1 or any other cheaper, better, japanese superbike. That being said, I can't wait to see what the 1098 is gonna do!
"wow indeed" ahaha that's great at 4:04
Dfrogman 1 year ago
well the bike would dominate a car on a track that has more hills and jumps.
Dirtracer117 1 year ago
i dont see how a bike could ever outcorner a car but the car will never match the acceleration of the bike
Jerlemi2 3 years ago
thats crap bike would win
gengiz 3 years ago
fuck cars
sixamaras 3 years ago
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk clarkson i likedddddddddddd u beforeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
how about meeeeeeeee racin myyy gixer k7 with urr porscheeeee so u will shut up....
daagdafire 4 years ago
F**K U sunva BI*CH....clarkson..just luk at all the other videos of bike vs car from better shows which show the real thing unlike u...
knowarvind 4 years ago
im gonna make one point!! bikes need more guts and more skill to control it at its full potential!!
END OF!
narmimuyyuq 4 years ago 2
Clarkson,you're a twat.......The bike will always win on the road IN REAL LIFE......cock.
mousef16 4 years ago
truth is clarkson cant drive and cant ride a bike but he talks the talk but dont walk the walk so hes in my mind a gobby gangly prick who needs locking up in a cell with gary glitter no doubt who he plays often in his puff truck.lol
doormanrus 4 years ago
I think Clarkson can be quite funny, but this video shows how much of pecker head he really is!!! He wouldn't ride the bike because he knows he would fill his pants at the first corner!!
tonyscarfacemontana 4 years ago
that Clarkson is one pompous stupid fart!!He knows bikes are much faster than cars,and just cant swallow it!!!Moron!!!
rawdyrider 4 years ago
lol Well said mate cheers!!
th3matchless 4 years ago
lolololololololol.
ztunelover 4 years ago
not true. f1s take down takes a lap at som circuit som full 30seconds faster than superbikes. the comparison vids here somewhere on youtube.
ztunelover 4 years ago
Actually, its all over the place; at that point its mainly the riders/drivers and the track that rule out the victor. Go ahead and look up F1 vs bike. the bike wins on that track cause its a tight-knit track. And we all know a F1 will KILL a porsche. Dont get me wrong im a biker and LOVE F1 over Nascar.
Ryknfjor 4 years ago
actually bikes have even less advantage at tight tracks. umm it takess only a little bit of tuning to bring the power down on the f1 car for better cornering. the times r usually in a big variety. but f1 tracks bikes r gonna get served. i mean think of it. how wide r the tires on bikes? how wide on f1? brakes. an im cool if ur a biker. but f1 from what im aware is faster everywhere. im a reasonable person. if u can prove me wrong i will retract that.
ztunelover 4 years ago
its clarksons program.he hates bikes.of course its going to be fixed.mackenzie was 20 seconds slower than normal.
on that track,the GT series cars are a bit faster than the superbikes, but for stock vehicles, the bikes stuffed them
r4ttie 4 years ago
3-5seconds per lap is not a bit faster its annhilation. an thats ur fia gt cars. JGTC super gts will pull even faster because its been determined back to back of a fia gt maserati mc12 vs nismo gt500 skyline gtr. the skyline runs consistanmtly 1-2 seconds faster around the corners cuz of more aggressive aero.
ztunelover 4 years ago
Well, tires have come a long way since the cold dunlop 207 that was probably on that old r1. This is the first contest I have seen where the car won. Lets give each team $10K and see who wins.
redwingryders 4 years ago
the rest of the year, however, we dominate the roads! i have yet to passed on a public road by a porshe, z06, wrx, masserati, or anything else you would like to through in there, we accelerate to fast, and have more room to move to adjust for a line than a car does. remember, these are public mountain roads im talking about, on i-95 yeah, ill bet on the vehicle with400 plus horsepower that costs 10-50 times as much, but since i enjoy mtn roads, bikes all the way baby!
WWWHEREMYMONEY 4 years ago
on a closed course, yes cars take the cake, but out here in the real world with oncoming traffic, striped line, narrow lanes, and blind curves i have been passed only twice while riding hard vs cars. both instances were at deals gap exactly one year apart. the people who passed me, a european ferrari club who only travel and drive their half million dollar cars all day
WWWHEREMYMONEY 4 years ago
cars are quicker than bikes, end of. However in the real world, where you have a budget, and normal road rideing, and traffic, a bike is simply a hell of a lot more FUN and quicker. Most importantly though untill you've ridden a bike you wont understand how much more enjoyable they are to ride =D
benmills666 4 years ago
If they let "the Fatman" Jeremy Clarkson drive there would be no contest..."the Fatman" is a fuckin maniac
ever see him race the fq400 evo versus that murcielgo?
@ fingea drifting.....
businesspro84 4 years ago
It look to me like the bike didnt get to warm his tyres up which is very important on 2 wheels for grip. I believe the r1 could have won that race. I would like to see the race again with valentino rossi on the bike but with tyre warmers on the bike. I find bikes much more fun and racing is more exciting in bikes.
benjyboba 4 years ago
There is going to be a revolution on sport bikes in the near future a bike called the sprint ES1 is in the pipeline with F1 aerodynamics technology. 2 top F1 aerodynamicists are the men behind the he ES1s clever aerodynamic trickery for the bike. All it will take for the ES1 to get to 220mph is only 170hp! Just only a extra 3ohp the bike will see 240mph+ the bike will also accelerate faster than a normal 170hp sport bike. The first models will be out in late 08 The bike looks the dog to
itsbuta 4 years ago
one of my biggest problems is the suspension set up on the bike, if its right off the showroom floor that gives the car a big advantage, jet fireblade, what kind of bike do u ride?
cbrider8 4 years ago
Forgot to add that a bike is much more down to the rider. After a certain level of racing skill in a car, thats it. It takes a lot more on a bike. F1 cars probably would get owned on something like the TT.
TheZ07 4 years ago
Actually on every F1 car vs Bike race i've seen the F1 cars take off, both straight line and corners.
VolcanicRatsBum 4 years ago
Any bike will accelerate faster than ANY car up to a point. Even a Veyron. But not up to top speed. Bikes arent made for a high speed like the Veyron. Clarkson isnt going to let the bike win on his program anyway, its a fix. The only car that can beat a bike is an F1 car and they arent cars really, just have 4 wheels. Also, a bike can maintain a top speed for longer. Veyron uses up loads of fuel and can only run at top speed for 8 mins or something.
TheZ07 4 years ago
15 minutes and the tyres explode, but the fuel runs out after just 12 anyway.
VolcanicRatsBum 4 years ago
cool dougnut in the porka, clarkson is a dick
garr0r 4 years ago
bikes are about having the thrill of a life time and the fastest vehicles on the planet for only £9,000. iT'S NOT A GREAT ARGUMENT SAYING " A BUGGATI veryon is better" No. besides how often can you travel the speeds that the buggati veryon can do?
there's no compotition. For the money bikes beat everything... FACT!
61862006 4 years ago
ha twin engined golf?the one mcn challenged max power to a race with and kicked its arse in a drag race pulling a wheelie all the way.....
tomnirv16 4 years ago
I can't take this blasphemy
JetFireblade 4 years ago
B!!!! Fing S!!!!!! Bikes a MILLION TIMES better than cars. My first bike dit 0-60 in 3.8, had a 165 top end, and it was a sport-touring 600!! European bikes are WAY detuned! This is so rigged! Car vs. Bike is no contest in favor of the bike. Don't believe me? I'll race you!
JetFireblade 4 years ago
get my missus wear leather for me at home lol . grab a caterham be safer and enjoy life dunna waste it crashin :D
mart456 4 years ago
lmfao . . well around here. there are some mad cheapo cars that can race bikes, twin engined golf, lots of caterhams, a few atoms too. a porsche isnt designed to race its designed to look good feel good sound good and go good. . . < < < on the road! ..its not a supercar .. . however its up against a superbike hmmm .. course bikes are cheaper.. they are 2 wheels an engine and a seat . .. but u call upon a supercar and it can destroy a superbike.
mart456 4 years ago
Yea it really depends on the track a lot... Clarkson probably picked out the combination oldish bike + newish car + tight track knowing that the car had the advantage... Also I wanna see Clarkson get on the bike and try and ride a decent lap time... All this stuff about Gay bikers... Takes a heck of a lot more balls to push a bike to the limit than it does to push a car to the limit...
Mtrhd0024 4 years ago
Heck yes, riders unite!
JetFireblade 4 years ago
F*#K u clarkson... u wuss!
kungfuf8r 4 years ago
Clarkson could probably kick your butt, he's most likely about 10ft taller than you.
VolcanicRatsBum 4 years ago
The bike would have trashed the car in a drag.
And what the hell is a motorbycycle? I havn't hared that one before.
61862006 4 years ago
give this track 1 more meter and the bke will win.. all depends on the track
MRSBA7 4 years ago
I'd like to see you show off bikers battle it out against a Bugatti Veyron, or a Koenigsegg CCR/CCX (topspeed= 395+ kph). NO WAY a bike can beat a proper supercar. Not in a straight line. Not on any circuit! It's faster, sounds better, looks better and it's more comfy for the honeys when you give them a ride!
i486dx266 4 years ago
do you think so??
outsider8 4 years ago
@outsider8 i think that he thinks so
Dfrogman 1 year ago
have you ever taken a woman through mountain roads on a big twin? Woman love bikes... You can stay comfortable though, I am sure your lady appreciates your volvo.
fatmeteor 4 years ago
I know HD cruisers can be comfy, however i'm not talking about cruisers, but sportbikes/superbikes. And the last one i rode wasn't that comfy. And btw, I drive a ford... :-)
i486dx266 4 years ago
Yeah, I often race Veyrons when I'm out on my ZZ-R600 - they're everywhere aren't they...
blindmaninchains 4 years ago
OK, how about a Lingenfelter modded Corvette? Mustang Boss? TransAm? Souped-up Monte Carlo? Seen any of those lately? Look, i'm not trying to be an ass here, but take money out of the picture, and a car will beat a bike. It's a fact of life... Search for F1 vs Bike vs Boat and see for yourself.
i486dx266 4 years ago
A car will beat a bike if you take money out of the equation? Tell that to the guy in the £68000 911 Carrera S that my £1750 ($3500) '97 VTR1000 FireStorm left for dead last weekend. No, I haven't seen many Mustangs or Corvettes, I live in the UK, but those things don't even handle properly - I'd be more worried about a 911 or a Mitsubishi Evo VIII - but not that worried :)
blindmaninchains 4 years ago
I have a TL1000S and so far no car has come close to it. Sportsbikes are not comfortable, which keeps the soft-cocks off them.
fatmeteor 4 years ago
try any of the above mentioned at deals gap where some of the best ridders in the world demolish car enthusiasts all day and without any substantial straight aways, its all about hadling, staying in YOUR lane and most of all balls! very few gaurd rails here to protect the the car from the very common 150+ foot vertical drops, dont just watch u tube vids, get out and try then tell me again what you think of bikes
WWWHEREMYMONEY 4 years ago
You forgot one thing... The Bugatti Veyron also costs 110 times more than a 2007 Suzuki Hayabusa. You certainly aren't getting 110 times the performance from a Bugatti that you will from the bike and a bike would still be far more fun.
Mtrhd0024 4 years ago
Somehow i think more than just performance went into making the Veyron.
VolcanicRatsBum 4 years ago
I hate it how car enthusiasts go on and on about that ugly overpriced Bugatti Gayron, so it can do 253 MPH, it's ugly, it's tasteless and is all about bragging about by people who have far too much money, you could get a modified Hayabusa that runs 500+ BHP that if well ridden would out accelerate a Veyron, sorry don't mean to be all pissy I just hate Veyrons and think they have no class :) .
MissStratfan 4 years ago
Clarkson is a gobshite, can't even ride a bike. When a car can do an 18 minute lap of the TT I'll eat a can of dogfood. What the car wankers can't stand is - They're cheap(er), fun, faster, women(generally) can't drive 'em and you don't spend all your time watchin some other tossers number plate.
ginganz13 5 years ago
thats gay.. it takes way more balls to ride the bike! thats an old R1 anyways wtf?
plus look at speed per dollar, and the thrill of the air..
joe69rocket 5 years ago
i wanna see it try the hayabusa or the cbr1100xx
LostnTrance0 5 years ago
are you kidding? the busa and cbr are boats! they dont handle well at all, acceleration and top speed all day buy handling? i get the feeling you've never ridden either of the bikes you mention! now if you would have said the r1, or even the 0 gixxer, maybe you'd haave some credability! busa, ha thats for people who are affraid to let their knee drag!
WWWHEREMYMONEY 4 years ago
u call us wusses, dick
bikerboyguitar 5 years ago
?! dont know about that, the new 1098 might do that, but probably not the overpriced 999
cbrider8 5 years ago
make it a 999R now thats a bike makes a r1 look like a 125!
abarth12 5 years ago
this test is ass, the track is much better suited for a car due to how extremely tight it looked, that is a previous generation R1, and its crude compared to the newer bikes, put a new porsche against a new R1 on a big track like laguna seca and you'll see a murder being comitted
cbrider8 5 years ago
Radio you dumb twat... the 999 is overpriced and far slower than the R1 or any other cheaper, better, japanese superbike. That being said, I can't wait to see what the 1098 is gonna do!
MisterMateo 5 years ago
lol clrkson is a joker but the r1 is way over rated imo i would like to see it against the 999
radiocrash 5 years ago
jeremy clarkson what a wanker
ekibrotom 5 years ago
Jeremy is such a prick... any idea how much having some dickhead in a car drive round you puts you off?
Wish they'd do that again on seperate laps, and stop lying about how good the R1 is.
KoKroach 5 years ago
jeremy looks a lot gay-er than the biker.
aloyg 5 years ago
fuck up cock sucker
megayogi 5 years ago