michael c. hall - dodge commercial (man's last stand)

[tanvitirodkar]

I love his voice!!!!!!! It's the best voice ever!!!!!

[sodaspider]

The best "american" 4dr car today!

[deadwalker88]

@DoubleGaming Yeah I hear you lol

[annaymah]

That voice makes me fall in love...

[Heroslayer5]

DOOD, it's Noah!

[Ryodisis]

The third guy looks like the dude who took pictures of himself for a few years O.O

[JukkaChannel]

@Ryodisis it's him

[ranma44]

GOD michaels voice is just EPIC

[Th33MediaINC]

i watch a commercial to watch a commercial

[bookfinatic]

notice at the beginning hes describing his morning routine in dexter

[MichaaaJ]

@bookfinatic Dexter has no dog ;)

[LutMejiaJ]

I will not kill my sister, i will not kill my sister,i will not kill my sister.

[MissGigi7889]

is the first guy the lead actor in Grimm?

[enquivlug]

@MissGigi7889 Ya that's what I was thinking.

[93MacAttack]

The guy with the beard at 00:20 or so, is that Noah?

As in "Noah takes a photo of himself every day for..."

[relayism]

@93MacAttack this was my first thought

[Tazashi]

a ford ad to a dodge commercial, somebody fucked up.

[EdEmKay]

they could copy fight club some more if they wanted

[heavylime]

@0:20 Noah

[GreaseLightning02]

Tonight's the night...

[KawaHato]

@GreaseLightning02 and it's going happen again and again.

[DoubleGaming]

he has such an amazing voice. I would buy a GPS with his voice.

[arod84]

Had to watch an ad about an electric car... which just made me want to watch more american muscle car ads. thanks youtube :P

[scrrin]

...and because I do this I can kill the people I want to kill

[superxcm]

what irony... i have to wait to watch an adv. by watching an adv. ... great youtube!

[SweetZombiJesus]

Love how the theme of the commercial is how much we conform, yet the advert is for Dodge, a soulless corporation that would love nothing more than people to conform to Dodge's wishes that we all buy their product.

[Doomy23]

@SweetZombiJesus Not all corporations are pure evil.

[SweetZombiJesus]

@Doomy23 Maybe not, but all automobile companies that are not privately owned will, at one point or another, disregard human life or the environment for the sake of making a buck, and Dodge is no different.

[Doomy23]

@SweetZombiJesus Why are you acting like car companies are the ultimate evil ?

[SweetZombiJesus]

@Doomy23 There are worse evils in other countries, but in western society, they are an insidious evil that goes undetected. A lot of people here believe car companies are fine, upstanding American institution, when these corporations often act without regard for people or environment. The "Ford Pinto Memo" is just one (albeit well-known) example of this; there are many, many more.

[vpassenheim]

@SweetZombiJesus PSYCHO.

[SweetZombiJesus]

@vpassenheim Yes, they are.

[Wh3tst0nE]

@Doomy23 why are you acting like they're not... they are in fact huge monsters with many heads only interested in self-preservation

[sedcomet]

Michael's voice could sell even a 200 year old fiat

[xxo0KaylaMarie0oxx]

I remember watching this lol I didn't know it was him lol im a badd fann lol

[TheChibimuffin]

Michael C. Hall could sell me anything <3

[brandonkalsip]

I will randomly be the guy from Noah Takes a Picture Everyday For Six Years

[HipnosisV1SvR]

this narrator killed it....

[pritishsai]

I will stalk you wherever you go. I will make good conversation with you when we meet. I will become your best friend. I will betray you when you least expect it. I will duct tape you to a table. I will give you a lecture that will make even your crap cringe. I will take my electric saw. I will cut through your neck. I will chop up your body. I will clean the room when I m done. I will put your pieces in bags. I will dump them in the sea. I will go home and continue my inner monologue.

[tomwilsondesign1985]

OK, when you're on youtube trying to watch a commercial, you really shouldn't have to watch a real one before hand! Jesus!

[Smallville744]

okay i want Michael C. Hall to Narrate my Life

[supercalavagilistic]

can michael c. hall please narrate my life

[Shabala6093]

Michael C. Hall/Dexter <3

Its funny how everyone's talking about him and not the car :D

[irishwolf95]

new favorite commercial!

[MrCherissh]

Michael C Hall is THE MAN!

[GVDkomop]

same composition as the holland casino commercials

[S4ukk0]

hah awesome brainwashing commercial

[JaAmber03]

i love michael hall!!

[Ninkira]

There was an ad... to see an ad. *dies*

[soberchimera61]

I will watch your vampire tv shows with you, as long as they don't come on during my serial killer tv show.

[yourfacemeetsmyfist]

DEXTER APPROVED.

[sg137iu]

I will find your house and wait for you to return. I will inject your with a sedative. I will strip your body and lay you on a cold steel table. I will wrap you with plastic. I will reiterate your crimes against humanity. I will take a sample of your blood for my collection.

[MasterKnuckles]

:25 looks like that took a picture of himself everyday for 6 years lol

[Pyhsix]

@MasterKnuckles I thought that too and I think is him.

[MarceloCarrion3]

i want him to narrate my life

[scaremenga]

I had to watch a Lexus ad to watch a Dodge ad.

[heavell99]

Oh... my... oh, just oh... oh.. ohh, Michael...

[ArmandNLD]

dumpert

[lionzzz24]

OMFG 0:27 dats that guy noah who took like a picture everyday for 5 years or somthing and put them all on youtube...

[thatsaxondude]

almost makes me want to buy a dodge charger :)

[hanksingle]

This is the only bad commercial in the new Dodge empire - the ridiculous gender motif is completely needless...idiots of both sexes still buy Chryslers.

[Acting17]

I have to watch a commercial before I can watch a commercial?!?!?

[toThe9thPower]

@Acting17 AD BLOCKER YOU RETARD, I have not seen an ad on youtube for over 2 fucking years, and this ad on takes literally seconds to install. And it blocks shit on other sites to. I hope you don't use Internet Explorer too, that would make you an even bigger retard. Firefox or Google Chrome. Those are the only 2 options.

[Acting17]

@toThe9thPower Cool story, bro. Tell me another one.

[toThe9thPower]

@Acting17 How about? your a retard, and the shit you are bitching about can literally be taken care of forever. In about the same time that comment took. IS THAT A COOL ENOUGH STORY FOR YOU BRO???????

[Acting17]

@toThe9thPower Meh, that was a little lukewarm. But good effort.

[toThe9thPower]

@Acting17 you can act like your not a silly bitch, but you know deep down, in your heart and soul, you are.

[Acting17]

@toThe9thPower I don't remember saying I wasn't, but I'm sure you're going to tell me how I am.

[toThe9thPower]

@Acting17 Well good. You know you are a silly bitch. Admitting you have a problem is the first step towards recovery. Did you download adblocker? and firefox because its easily the best browser out there.. If you use Internet Explorer, well... there is no hope for you.

[PhantomPhart]

@toThe9thPower LOL you're awesome

[supercooled]

Apparently it is... his name is Noah Kalina.

digg.com/news/entertainment/Do­dge_Charger_Commercial_With_No­ah_Kalina_Noah_K_Everyday

[supercooled]

0:20 isn't he the one who did the aging video compilation of himself?

[GotGuushy]

A commercial for a commercial? How annoying.

[begood20000]

I usually find commercials annoying & boring but this one is really good

[IriathZhul]

Someone really ought to take this voiceover and splice it with scenes from Dexter, then finish it with his...minivan.

[angelolzTV]

2 people are gonna get assassinated by dexter

[mollywooo]

OH YEAHHHH!!!! My favorite voiceover. Teeheehee.

[jaiwook63]

holy shit I never noticed that's michael c hall fucking awesome!

[filmgirlie777]

I can't believe I'm watching a commercial before watching another commercial...crazy.

[JJGFan]

Michael C. Hall makes this commercial epic. He has a sexy voice!

[MattInTheHat]

I will watch your vampire TV shows with you? Screw that!

More like I will watch your serial killer TV shows with you!

[MattInTheHat]

Perfect car to drive your dark passengers.

[boch500]

cant believe i had to watch a commercial to watch a commercial

[sleepypoodle]

I don't particularly like the implication that the average man would feel so resentful about basically being considerate and empathetic. I'm not a naive person and realise that the behaviour of some men is incongruent with their true nature or desires e.g. in the early stages of an intimate relationship, but this suggests that they are all utterly deceitful, disingenuous selfish slobs at heart...but what about the other 2% ? :)

Michael C. Hall does have a wonderful voice for commercials though.

[Marty0908]

0:21 - 0:30 - isn't this Noah Kalina? :-)

[TheVelma16]

how he sound sounds like he wants to kill the wife instead just to drive the car.

[TracyWadlington]

people yaw are stupid he has to use dexters voice because its his natural voice

[TheBigJerkface]

Only on Youtube do you have to watch a commercial you don't want to see before watching the one you DO want to see.

[CainmosniMirrored]

@TheBigJerkface Only you dumb asses without Adblock have to do that.

[echelonsoldier08]

I love these commercials but the only annoying thing about them is the fact that they are only marketing Dodge to men, as if women don't want or drive Chargers. I'm a woman and I want a Charger, too!! It's not just for guys, Dodge!

[echelonsoldier08]

I love these commericals. But, the only annoying thing about this campaign is that they are marketing Dodge like girls don't want Chargers! I want to drive a Charger, it's not just for guys, Dodge!!

[CRPTOWN]

@echelonsoldier08 well, then, you have to clean the sink after u shaved....imjustsayin

[echelonsoldier08]

@CRPTOWN I don't shave my legs in the sink...

[mychokehold]

what a crappy commercial. ha

[studmuffffffin]

Lol, there was that stupid toyota rollercoaster ad on this. Oh, the irony.

[FeatheredAndLethal]

cant believe theres a commercial to watch a commercial. god bless america

[Yoso11]

Dexter: "Oh and the car is fantastic for storing the bodies of your victims." :D I love Michael C Hall

[TheXRealXBrapp]

There's a toyota commercial sponsoring this dodge commercial. What has the world come to?

[MegaDamagecontrol]

Did I just watch a commercial to watch another commercial?

[czarnomark]

what song is that?

[KittyDee29]

It bothers me that everyone thinks he's speaking as Dexter or as David (6FeetUnder). That's just his voice. If anyone has ever seen or heard an interview with him, MCH IS his characters. Anyone seen Gamer? The character is different but he sounds exactly the same. Who thought someone could play such an array of characters without having to change his voice?

[mychokehold]

@KittyDee29 You're an idiot. Just sayin', you really are an idiot. No one said he's using "Dexter's voice" and even if they did... well, they're right. Why? Because that is Dexter's voice. Dexter is a character. He plays Dexter. He uses his voice and therefore, that is both of their voices. Welcome to the world, you've advanced to Assuming Jackass Level 2.

[KittyDee29]

@mychokehold,

No, you moron. Have you really never noticed people change their voices slightly depending on the character? Whether it's high pitched or monotone or faster paced, the voice changes. If you've ever heard Michael C. Hall talk, it's slightly faster paced than Dexter, but more monotone than when he played David, and this is more monotone still. A person is not actually a character, despite what you seem to think.

[deadrose1996]

Wasn't that noah

[godlycheese]

@waitwhatwasthat

You, sir, have successfully filled your life with win.

[waitwhatwasthat]

I will kill a mosquito, I will stroke my stubble, I will shave badly causing bleeding, I will cut pork, I will fry eggs, I will mutilate my breakfast with hot sauce, I will make coffee, I will cut an orange in dramatic lighting in slow motion, I will juice a blood orange, I will floss the teeth right out of my mouth, I will strangle my shoe with it's own laces, I will pull my shirt over my face like I'm pressing my soul through the thin veil of reality, I will leave my apartment in slow motion.

[DrMattDestruction]

@waitwhatwasthat its*

it's = it is or it has.

[TheHappyKitten]

@DrMattDestruction really? o.o

ok i just got smarter

[TheHappyKitten]

@DrMattDestruction but if i wanna say this book owned by a boy

so I have to say 'the boys book'? not 'the boy's' ?

[DrMattDestruction]

@TheHappyKitten "the boy's book" is good. "it" is messed up. but so is the english language. i think if you follow every rule there is in the english language, you'd go insane.

[TheHappyKitten]

@DrMattDestruction i try hard to get my english better but i guess its helpless as a second language :p

oh well

[TheNightmareA7X]

@waitwhatwasthat dude that was badass haha

[JBT24]

@waitwhatwasthat Maybe the best Youtube comment I have read ever.

[sleepypoodle]

@waitwhatwasthat Don't tell me...you're Rosie O'Donnell?

[Bdabomb39]

@waitwhatwasthat yes, yes, yes!

[NightmareSein]

@waitwhatwasthat with an epic smile that does DING

[OctoroonToYou]

@waitwhatwasthat Okay... this is worth the 186 thumbs up. I surrender to you.

[kaashaas]

@waitwhatwasthat

the first 'top comment' on youtube that i actually LIKE :P

[IriathZhul]

@waitwhatwasthat You forgot the knowing look and the "ding". I don't know if Dexter's aware of the ding but he keeps doing the look right on cue so I think he's beginning to catch on...

[danrois]

the best coment I've seen in my life

[MostCamperKills]

@waitwhatwasthat

Lmfao

[Stevejones986]

@waitwhatwasthat Apparently you are addicted to Dexter just as much as i am!

[Stevejones986]

@waitwhatwasthat Apparently you are just as addicted to Dexter as I am

[Kropog]

@waitwhatwasthat ok this is pretty much the best comment i ever read on youtube! mad props man ;)

[BuffyStake]

@waitwhatwasthat ..and because i do all this...I will always be AWESOME. I'm Michael C.Hall (AKA Dexter ; )

[aireeuh]

@waitwhatwasthat I fuckin' lol'd XDDDDD

[sheeqchick]

@waitwhatwasthat Ha! Love it

[MrDabradj]

Ok, that was an absolutely awesome Dexter opener narrative.

[xpledgeturnprestigex]

@waitwhatwasthat oh my gosh hahaha that is brilliant did you come up with it? 539 thumbs up. nice going!

[vpassenheim]

@waitwhatwasthat  Long live Dexter!!!

[DOOMKITTEN01]

This guy is an awesome narrator

[MazterChief1992]

@DOOMKITTEN01 YEP