The Assumption Song

[sameoldchrisy]

I don't get the cookie joke...

[brooketimken]

that wasnt as good as the origanal

[acw215079]

OneyNG... anyone?

[DingoBabiez]

This is gay...

[dominio9999]

lol

[XzunapunaX]

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock he sat in the meadow just shaking his hdduebzjanxhsjjsnd

[Datharian676]

there's so many versions of this song lol

[Balletfreak1000]

I'm on that weird but really funny side if youtube again ;P

[mike33852]

Brb I got to go FUCK myself

[Whyamibzsdmh]

This guy trolled.

Before it was cool.

[Zombieytp]

Who knows what would have happened if the lyrics actually rhymed...

[m0dified1]

@sameoldcrisy lol, "was shoveling SHIT"

[Msjumpingbean1200]

1:19 pervy face

[Vinny3ra]

dam it !! i need help lol tired fucking my self it wont work

[hogz2014]

Or suck my candy???

[blarg2429]

@hogz2014 Umm... No thank you. Or just plain no.

[hogz2014]

Anybody want to rub my eye's

[mattbug07]

I watched porn after this....................

[greenwolfsierra9]

be right back! gotta go f*** myself

[KaliaLee03]

I get it! They ate basically trying to make us think dirty.

[FluffyKinks]

@coradensha670

SOLLUX. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON THIS VIDEO?

[xXAppleSauceyXx]

@FluffyKinks :33< *ac tilts her head* karkitty? I did not know you were into this stuff..

[coradensha670]

@MsWest11 becau2e that'2 how they made iit

[hannahgiovannotto]

Haha that was weird

[MoonlightBlackwolf]

Oh well, guess me and my friends gotta go fuck ourselves BRB

[MrWillStryker]

If youre going to steal it atleast give some credit to the creator

[01Hannah10]

You will randomly like this commet cuz I said goo goo ga ga

[PM06PEARCE]

LMFAOOOO

[sam91207]

Forever alone...

[jnru3ns4N3]

:'D hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..­.no very rude,ijck

[peacefoxtrott]

brb time to go fuck myself...

[lilshippage]

0:49 what was that supuised to be

[bionicle2122]

@lilshippage Vagina

[Toothbrushtester]

@ImGarret go fuck yourself

[ImGarett]

Hey guys, I'm going to be releasing my first video soon! If you like minecraft, I'm doing some building, redstone creating, and some pixel art. I know it's annoying posting like this and it'll probably be flagged for spam, but people put a lot of work into there vids, and so do I. It's annoying when a video of a stick figure dancing for 0:10 seconds gets millions of views, when your 10 minute video of hourly construction gets 100-1000 views. D:

[TrummyGeez]

ASS out of U and ME.

[TrummyGeez]

Ass-U-me. ;)

[xe3ful]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice !!

[78925super]

Funny I showed my mom and dad they where shocked LOL

[MrKongarne]

Why do I have a boner?

[mcgyvr2009i]

@MrKongarne Um, because you thought you saw corn? I don't know.

[RandiBabeyXX]

i just showed my mom this.

[Annamiimze]

Wow

[TheRadkid1]

Lol!

[GSDMolasses]

At 1:06...that stil shows her parts...



[DjBlackWhites]

@GSDMolasses thats the dog's tongue LOL

[ImaLuigi99]

@GSDMolasses thats the dogs tongue...

[demonlover200]

dirty at 0:48

[Charblast100]

This Version sucks watch the real one

Your Welcome!

[NewPemmie]

1:05 CALM DOWN DUDE YOUR GOING TO DIE FROM LAUGHING D:

[stumpyginger84]

NOT THE ORIGINAL!

[ZandDmovies]

BEST SONG EVER!

[missaimz99]

soooooo...rude :S

[Pegsboy98]

This ones a wana be to the original one

[jamique1231]

0:48 tht shit waz dirty

[CheckPleez480]

O_O

[vampiresnowme]

Lulu had a stembo, stembo had a bell, lulu went to heaven stembo went to hello opperator give me #9 ifif u dissconnect me ill kick u in the behind the refiridgeratir there was a peice od glass lulu slipped and fell and busted her little assk me no more questions and ill tell you no more lies......

[dmnwarrior]

@smartslikechicken Chris made the animation not the song, and the animation in this one is diff so he didnt copy it

[bmxpwner17]

Nice

[smartslikechicken]

Chris'O'Neil made this... just this faggot has copied it

[blackdragonthebad]

@smartslikechicken No, fuck you. :)

[sleepymexicans]

0:16 i dont give a fuck that was dirty

[sterlingisdabest1]

the laughing ruined it badly tho

[sterlingisdabest1]

it was okay to be honest but not as gud as the other cartoon one but the pics werre slightly betta too :-/

[denwb1234]

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock he sat in the meadow just shaking his cock at some boys who were down by the crick their feet in their water their hands on their dicks and playthings and at half past 4 there came a young lady she looked like a whore creture she sat on the grass she pulled up her dress andshe showed them her ass and fluffy white duck she said she was learning a new way to fuck kids from spitting while the boys in the barnyard were shoveling shit from yesterdays hunt

[DrunkenWaffle]

@denwb1234 Er... that didn't really work... Sorry bud.

[sam35232]

1:40 tht doesnt look like a dog tongue

[xTrickyNikkix]

@sam35232 oh is that what it was. i couldn't tell XD

[sam35232]

104 tht doesnt look like a dog tongue

[charleneloveshimttm]

the laughing . -.-

[buddhafig]

1:08

[buddhafig]

@buddhafig er I mean 1:04

[ajaff101]

Lolz

[ClinicallyObeseMule]

shit laughs

[anthonyboii121]

I dont think thats the dogs tounge

[peaceXloveXgrier]

who in the HELL laughs like that?

[wolfs1bane]

this isnt original

[Dinikadlj]

Well off to fuck my self

[LegionIscariot]

Doesn't rhyme, is there a rhyming version of this song?

[ignorantrodent]

@LegionIscariot lol rhyming version

[WillRemainUknown]

@LegionIscariot the rhyming version would be the dirty version lol

[sameoldchrisy]

But i never understood the shovel ...

[sameoldchrisy]

Lol my friends sing this song

[catwoman247ify]

CC button so funny! >.<

[NoshRunner]

Ah man, i can't believe oneyng didnt actually create the song

[MrJulianduva]

@NoshRunner um, he did

[NoshRunner]

@MrJulianduva no, he didn't. This is way older.

[Rainb0wWarri0r]

@MrJulianduva he credits the song to someone else, so he didn't make the song. he just made an animation for it.

[boxcarjakey]

gay verision

[catman13903]

are there like..2 people in the audience

[iluvthesums]

That really don't look like candy (so tasty made of butterscotch) lol :]

[760slayer]

LMAO, WATCH WITH THE "CC" BUTTON ON >.<

[numbasixtyfour]

At 1:17 it really looked like a cock

[fartikinz]

Press 6 twice

[Doggygirl2ify]

i like the other awsum shit animation (in a good way) from the other one bye oneyg (i think thats who he is)

[Doggygirl2ify]

wtf is so funny, and wtf is wrong with this animation. it's just plain old shit

[XxxILoveNinjasxxX]

Thumbs up if ur watchin this in the year 1D0nt6iveaFuck :D

[cristofer771bp]

WTF-.- this duz not even look like how its suppose to

[fuginharley]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2011

[Laauren299]

pause at 50 secounds. ewewew

[TamilEelamTigers2009]

@Laauren299 your gay then!

[madleyhadley]

“The World’s Dirtiest Song” by Bird & Macdonald (also known as “The Assumption Song”) is now available on the original ”Dukes Of Disgusting” CD for the first time in almost two decades at Amazon.com, iTunes and other online stores . Be the first to purchase the Bird & Macdonald “You’re An Asshole Tonight” ringtone on iPhone for your favorite asshole. Also available as a single is “Gang Bank (The Party Song)”.

[mime707]

Who the hell puts whip cream on cookies?

[TamilEelamTigers2009]

@mime707 i have put tons of whip cream on ma gf face...as a matter of fact 6 girth if i remb correctly.

[andrewweeson]

@RichoOnlineAus thanks for that song! and now its my favorite song because it makes be laugh :)

[cutie235100]

WTF XD lol the singer kinda sucks but the word r hell a funny

[ThatGuy4127]

god damnit i watched this 2 years and 1 day after it was uploaded :P

[brokenvoid12]

Well, I for instance found this VERY offensive, That dirty girl! Doesn't she know it's VERY impolite to show of your shoes like that?

[MrMatyf]

obviously 39 people are retards

[tajio101]

...am i the only one who got hard over this?

[AGH0STBUSTER5]

way to rip this this of OneyNG's channel fag

[Loud0701]

@AGH0STBUSTER5 This is the original. Fag.

[TheGorrack]

@Loud0701

How come? Oney's video was uploaded a year before this :/

[minker11]

@AGH0STBUSTER5 wow you're an ignorant cocksucker

[madleyhadley]

The Dukes of Disgusting a/k/a Bird & Macdonald who made "The World's Dirtiest Song" (a/k/a as "The Assumption Song") famous, have a new single out called, "Gang Bank (The Party Song)". Both of these records are now available at iTunes and Amazon.com. Get 'em Dickhead.

[MrQwefty]

The 31 dislikes are errors, no more,

the computer that made them was that of a

talented hacker who hated good vids,

and you bet he despises any good pair of

likes.

[ryanowennice]

@SUBFOXUS IT WAS ACC THE DOGS TOUNGE

[SnappyPenguins]

Minus the canned laughter, excellent video!

[MREEZZY239]

uh...LOL:)

[Mavs769]

hah bob and tom show

[rufeal1]

this gave me a boner

[beastinkyle]

at 1:05 wtf is tht thing infront of the girl cuse it doesnt look like a tung

[subfoxus]

@beastinkyle HELLO ARE YOU 3 YEARS OLD ITS HER VAG!

[Veldo57]

Looks like i have to go fuck myself..

[1imsome]

cock,dick,whore,ass,fuck,shit,­cunt,cock,cunt,tits,dick,crotc­h,fuck.

what you gonna do? yeah i have a dirty mind.

[PossessedDonutz]

well I pretrty much assumed. It wouldda been funnier if they put in words i thoughbt.

[GoRvEtUs]

@PossessedDonutz HORY SHEET you discovered the point of the song

[PossessedDonutz]

@GoRvEtUs no fucking shit dumbass. Im stating itd be funnier, fucktard.

[Rizouification]

1:17, THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A CANDY.

[jaguarfast1]

@Rizouification LMFAOOOO ! Ikrrr!!

[ZxlRawRlxZ]

@Rizouification NO U.

[wooville1]

AWE SHYTT DO IT AGAIN LMFAO

[leostar76]

Okay to fill in the "assumptions" its cock,dick,whore,ass,fuck,shit,­cunt,cock,cunt (not sure what else rhymes with front),tits,dick,&crotch

Ya i have no life

[Cherry1029384756]

@kcaster420

It's suppose to be an eye.

[kcaster420]

alright all im saying is that the eye looked suspiciously like a vagin.....

[DoggieSox]

@kcaster420 thats the point

[ZOMBIESLAYER123ize]

GROSS

[jpmuthafuka]

@ZOMBIESLAYER123ize your moms GROSS

[ZOMBIESLAYER123ize]

@jpmuthafuka lol yaa she is she is also fat

[jpmuthafuka]

@ZOMBIESLAYER123ize do i know you cuz you randomly replied to me

[1601699]

1:17 and 0:48 ... wow

[madleyhadley]

“The World’s Dirtiest Song” by Bird & Macdonald (also known as “The Assumption Song”) is now available on the original”Dukes Of Disgusting” CD for the first time in almost two decades at Amazon.com, iTunes and other online stores . Be the first to purchase the Bird & Macdonald “You’re An Asshole Tonight” ringtone for your favorite asshole.

[Lucielp456]

whats with the laughing

[left4lol101]

My teacher showed this to the class, ya EARLY LUNCH

[qazwertyjohn2]

lol...this is is extremely funny

[StarLuvsWaffles]

1:14 Pedo Smile

[finacedmapel2]

lol



[MFmonsta1]

I can't understand some parts cause of the fucking LAUGHING!

[noksinerate]

... this is oneyNG's song...

[woowoo678]

@noksinerate No it's not.

This belongs to the angry worms.

[mulrich18]

@woowoo678 No, it belongs to neither OneyNG nor The Arrogant Worms. It's by Vito Petroccitto Jr.

[sierra1oo]

0:48 looks like her thing

[Mamcello]

@sierra1oo That's the point.

And it's a vagina.

Just say it.

Va-gi-na.

Not thing.

[randomguy722]

still looks like he's gonna grab her boobs

[DLyngthe1]

i got to go fuck my self

[527gurl]

u shuld b ashamed

[alexpoll857]

@DoNotPres86 You are sooooo stupid.

[scratchcardlottery]

this version is soooooo shit

[katlusty]

boo

[Bunkerules00]

This version sucked. The original was better and was even animated. And the laughing got my nerves. I'd much rather hear my laughing.

[3juliagoolia]

BOO YEAH!-3 30th to comment((:

[DPricochet54]

1:02 i actually thought that was really a pussy i was wrong dog tounge

[ImsoPrownage]

Funny loll fuckin kne of the funniest songs On YouTube

[CaptainC98]

So fucking funny