@ThinYoghurt1 A 'cockney' would never use the word 'shower' (except in a personal hygiene context). It's a reference to Terry-Thomas, a great British comedy character actor of the 50's and 60's, he played upper-class 'toffs' in Boulting Brothers comedy films. The whole skit is a commentary on the British class system and how the BBC used to patronize people from the provinces, especially those from the north of England or Wales/Scotland and the 'working classes' in general.
Colin McFarlane was severely underused on the fast show, he needed to be in more sketches.
Also, can someone tell me where I can find the 'Middle-class' sketch of this show? It's my favorite, but it's only a one-off and I can't seem to find it
What are people talking about? He says "rasclart"! Not "draughtsclerk" or "draughtsclart". The "D" sound people think they're hearing is the sound of his foot on the floor as he turns to the bar, and there's clearly no "F" sound in the word either. He's been saying patois in a posh accent, the joke doesn't follow that he would then say a posh word in a posh accent. And people, stop replying to the trolls pretending they think it's Lenny Henry.
He says draughtsclaart. "claart" is the patois / jamaican pronunciation of CLOTH. Its a pun. Draught beer. Rasclart....etc etc... And its fucking funny.
@daddychu Yes he does. it's a play on the word Raasclaat which is an insult linked to cloth used by women menstruating in Jamiaca. He says Draughtclaat instead, as a pulled pint from a pub is known as a draught beer and the barman could be known as a draughtsman.
@Meekle72 He just says Rasclart. Not a single englishman has ever referred to bar staff as a 'Draughtsman' infact no one ever asks for a pint of Draught, so it's certainly not 'Draughtclaat'. I'm assuming you're not English or British are you? Cos if you did call someone a 'Draughtsman' you'd certainly get laughed at!
@daddychu 50 years old and you're talking to me like that? i see why you're confident... behind a screen. bet you're not such a gobby cunt in real life, although i hope you are cos round here you'd get levelled old bitch
@daddychu Yes he fuckin does... look at the thumbs up! If you had a basic grasp on english comedy you'd be able to make the link between a jamaican insult and the fact the barman/draughtsman is pouring the pint for a jamaican you thick cunt... now fuck off and watch the simpsons for some comedy you understand.
people are only arguing half the argument!! he says draughtsclart because raasclart is a jamaican insult... yet he's speaking posh and the guy behind the counter is the draughtsman... he pours draught beer... it's a FUCKING PUN!! get it into your heads! And yes I want thumbs up for this.
Cannot believe anyone has suggested he says "draughtsclerk".
Any script that says that was transcribed the BBC, probably a Ceefax subtitler and I can tell you from experience that, aside from hearing it first, they are no greater authority on what they say than the viewer.
The 'D' sound heard at the beginning is actually background noise, probably someone's foot moving. I notice that markrixon has deleted his comments, probably in shame when he read the word "transcribed" on his "script".
My comments were deleted because i'd had enough of arguing, and felt i needed to get a life.
My apologies for posting a link to the script. I was just trying to give (what i hoped) clarification on the whole argument. But seeing as you've cleared up - "The 'D' sound heard at the beginning is actually background noise", we can all sleep easier tonight.
BTW How do YOU know it was background noise? Were you there?? No you were not. Another clever dick.........jog on!
My comment on the argument going on about what the Yardie says is this; whilst the first word is difficult to decipher, he most definitely says Claat and not Clerk, otherwise it would not be in the slightest bit funny. Jamaicans use the word Claat a lot i.e. Rassclaat, Bloodclaat and Bomboclaat. it sounds like he says 'draws' (knickers) which is another popularly used word in Jamaica, so adding Claat is a play on words from a Jamaican point of view which is what makes it funny, Great show!
@markrixon Hi, thanks for the link. I note there are a lot of ??? in the transcript, which confirms to me, that it was not written by the actual writers, possibly a fan?
One sentence in particular from the site... and I quote " I'm a Yardy. ?? From a ten in the yard ??, in a Kingston-stylee." Now, I do know for a fact, he actually says " I'm a Yardy, from a tenement yard, in a Kingston-stylee. Thanks for the link though, as I am fond of scripts.
I think you're confusing wit with rudeness and arrogance. As far as i can see, you are clearly lacking confidence in the real world so you feel you should try and belittle people who have their opinion. From what i've read, you started the arguement by calling anyone who wrote their opinion 'stupid'. Grow up little boy. Have you heard your details can be traced with a little detective work on here. I'd shut up before you get a knock at the door.......
It's far to much fun watching how riled and knotted you've become about being challenged to back up your own opinion. which, I might add you've so far failed to do...
I've got bollocks alright, I just prefer to keep them in my trousers and not wave them around for all my little pals to see. What next? My Dad could have your Dad!
For all the Draughtclart idiots on here please open your ears and listen. Its ras clot (raasclart in the right accent!) the guy says. typical west jamaican slang lirtiraly meaning arse cloth (toilet paper). he just says it in a posh sounding voice like all the other posh stereotypes in this sketch... jesus, some people on you tube are thick!
Obviously, coming across as you do as a scholared intellectual you can explain this amazing play on words you mention? Which, perchance would you say this was an example of? Pun? Wellerism? Spoonerism maybe?
If you like I'll just sit back and past you a shovel... think it'll be you digging your way in over your head....
@markrixon Still digging? So your aware of what a draughtsman is... "...he was talking to a DRAUGHTSMAN!!" sure? I confess I couldn't see any in this clip... I have to confess that sadly I have to bow in reverence to your senior years and worldly experience but its a lack of a drawing board or any pencils that I just can't get over... Maybe they're under the counter with the dishclothes! So touché Sparky! I'll await my next lesson from the old comedy schoolmaster with baited breath...
@markrixon That's because I don't need my mates to come and show what a popular man I am instead of of insecure little arse who needs to show what a big man he is from behind a keyboard... Night night Sparky, don't forget to get Mummy to come and thumbs up a few comments for you before tucking you in with ya coco. Face it, your wrong, its tough I know but one of lifes little lessons
notice how it is acceptable to be sort of racist to whites but you can't say the same againest black people? polical correctness gone wrong, great sketch though
That IS Lenny Henry, right? Fucking LOVE him. Simply canNOT believe that he & Dawn are breaking up. Figured that they, as well as Jen & Ade, were a couple of maybe a dozen couples that actually WORKED on this planet. Hey, I don't read tabloids, I just found out when I logged-in to YouTube, and it fucking suxxors. Worse for them, obviously, but still.
@jimmyshitbags Well, I dig the guy. If this isn't him, the guy's doing a fucking IMPERSONATION of him, because the mannerisms, the "Jamaican" hyper-accent, the swagger, the build, ALL of it screams Lenny, even to somebody who forgot to put on her reading glasses. And to the BotoxSwallower, I'm a SHE, ya twinkie, and I actually DO think, so keep your ignorance and Y OUR bigotry to yer fuckin' self, amateur.
He's nothing like Lenny Henry apart from being a tall black man. You're obviously over 55 at least to hold Henry in any kind of regard but regardless, Colin McFarlane is an accomplished actor playing a role in arguably one of the best sketch shows written, who I very much doubt has any wish to "do a fucking impersonation" of one of the UK's shittest comedians.
@AnntichristSCoulter Wow you think this is Lenny Henry? and you say you love him but undoubtedly you could not recognise him in a room full of white people, let alone a room full of black people, I am not sure whether that is hilarious or just sad!
@MadameDeJaVu : Dear Judgemental Cracker: You don't know what color I am, so don't ASSume anything, precious. The resolution on this clip sucks, the guy was doing a SPOT-ON FUCKING COPY of Lenny doing his "rude boy" schtick, as I've already said, and if THAT is the most creative thing that you can think of to say, to make yourself feel "better" than somebody, then just go fucking kill yourself, because you are the lamest excuse for "socially conscious" this side of a klan rally.
@AnntichristSCoulter who cares what colour you are!!! but since you feel the need to express your dumbness even more... by the sounds of it you are American I take i? had I known this prior to my comment, I would not have bothered, I do not care to talk to ignorant people.
Do not bother us with your racist crap here!! as you can see from this clip we know how to have a laugh no matter what colour!! we do not need your ignorance in the UK the title says we're Cockney's you MUPPET!!! Jog on!!!!
he says rasclat, If you actually live in London and are white you will have been called this a number of times by swaggering yardies at various points in time. This is obvious.
i dont know if i want to enter this tedious debate but....when i first saw this, when it was first on the bbc, i thought he said something like "draughts-clat" because i had never heard the word "rasclart" before (i was about 13 and i grew up in glasgow). listening to it now, and listening to that line over and over again, and watching the way his lips move.....he definitely does just say "rasclart".
Quality. I loved the Fast Show. I reckon Armstrong & Miller could have been influenced by this, - with their (very funny) WWII RAF pilots speaking street slang.
no, he says draughtsclart... if you listen and understand the context you'd realise that... because it's taking the piss out of the dialects of the different minorities... so instead of raasclart... he says draughtsclart to take the piss out of the stereotype and to link it to the fact you have beer on draught! get to kno!
if you'd listen you can hear the "D" and also... due to the fact that this is a sketch in which they mock stereotypes it would make sense for him to say draftsclart instead of raasclart... also raasclaat is usually used for something that's good... he wud say bumberclart if he was gonna insult the guy... use your head
Demmed Cockney rascals!
ozoneocean 4 days ago
Love this....
SquornshellousZeta 1 week ago
You, Raas-claat
dadsclone3 2 months ago
awsome
mysticdragon1998 2 months ago
I believe he calls him a "shower" but makes it sound like it is only one syllable as is the cockney way.
ThinYoghurt1 2 months ago
@ThinYoghurt1 A 'cockney' would never use the word 'shower' (except in a personal hygiene context). It's a reference to Terry-Thomas, a great British comedy character actor of the 50's and 60's, he played upper-class 'toffs' in Boulting Brothers comedy films. The whole skit is a commentary on the British class system and how the BBC used to patronize people from the provinces, especially those from the north of England or Wales/Scotland and the 'working classes' in general.
sendagi99 1 month ago
What does a call the geordie? An Absolute Char?
rmuneton 2 months ago
americans think we all drink tea an talk like cockneys coz there all related to each other in some way, Especially in Kentucky
RAGMIDENIMOV 3 months ago 3
@RAGMIDENIMOV Hey dumbass we are all related.
Hashishin13 2 months ago
this is amazing
Rich32G 3 months ago
Colin McFarlane was severely underused on the fast show, he needed to be in more sketches.
Also, can someone tell me where I can find the 'Middle-class' sketch of this show? It's my favorite, but it's only a one-off and I can't seem to find it
geoffwoade 3 months ago
@geoffwoade I need that one too, Im trying to explain to an American what middle class means over here
DieByMyHand1 3 months ago
@DieByMyHand1 well MY parents taught me at home...
geoffwoade 3 months ago
soft southern puffs..
SovereignBeing 4 months ago
I am so going into the pub on Friday and saying "You. Raasclaat. Pimms all round!"
jjdecani 4 months ago
You, rassclart!
Bellocks1 4 months ago
Whenever I see Colin McFarlane in Batman Begins or The Dark Knight, I always think of "Check Me one time Whitey"
JayRicci7891 6 months ago 3
How the fuck can you all be arguing.. "check me one time whitey" ..
AHAHahh richmond upon thames
halalbackgirl 6 months ago 2
oh god you couldnt put this on tv now
00die00991 6 months ago
Is this the trailer for the American re-make of (insert British film here)?
felneymike 7 months ago
The best part "Check me one time whitey"
buk1237 7 months ago 14
What are people talking about? He says "rasclart"! Not "draughtsclerk" or "draughtsclart". The "D" sound people think they're hearing is the sound of his foot on the floor as he turns to the bar, and there's clearly no "F" sound in the word either. He's been saying patois in a posh accent, the joke doesn't follow that he would then say a posh word in a posh accent. And people, stop replying to the trolls pretending they think it's Lenny Henry.
mridenine 7 months ago 2
That is not Lenny Henry.
Goutyfinger 7 months ago
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Lenry Henry is so funny! I forgot he was on the Fast Show
123WelshDan321 8 months ago
@123WelshDan321 Thats not Lenny Henry, it's a British actor called Colin McFarlane who was also in Batman Begins and Dark Knight as Comissioner Loeb.
RustiSwordz 8 months ago
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hello have you any jelly reels
goodger777 8 months ago
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goodger777 8 months ago
if obama doesnt does this today it will bleedin fack me oft.
joebstarsurfer 8 months ago
Arguments over comedy ? didn't you know comedy is not meant to be taken seriously ! You all lose
If you agree - YOU WIN !
triggadigga 8 months ago
He says draughtsclaart. "claart" is the patois / jamaican pronunciation of CLOTH. Its a pun. Draught beer. Rasclart....etc etc... And its fucking funny.
blueluny 8 months ago
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dazzlet666 7 months ago
dem honkeys got non of dat sense of humour, bloodclart!
bob marley say: punkclart, rasclart, no what i mean.!
alexeisvensayle 8 months ago
"Check me 1 time whitey" i ve used that line ever since and i m white, lol.
societysucks1 9 months ago
@daddychu I definitely hear a D as well. I think Meekle's right, it must be a play on words.
AdamfMc 9 months ago
Great.
boldertits 9 months ago
@daddychu Yes he does. it's a play on the word Raasclaat which is an insult linked to cloth used by women menstruating in Jamiaca. He says Draughtclaat instead, as a pulled pint from a pub is known as a draught beer and the barman could be known as a draughtsman.
Meekle72 10 months ago
@Meekle72 He just says Rasclart. Not a single englishman has ever referred to bar staff as a 'Draughtsman' infact no one ever asks for a pint of Draught, so it's certainly not 'Draughtclaat'. I'm assuming you're not English or British are you? Cos if you did call someone a 'Draughtsman' you'd certainly get laughed at!
APRS 8 months ago 4
@daddychu
•draftsman: a skilled worker who draws plans of buildings or machines
any of the 12 flat thick discs used by each player in the game of draughts US and Canadian equivalent checker
Nothing to do with pubs.
NUFF SAID.
blowtorchism 10 months ago 2
@daddychu 50 years old and you're talking to me like that? i see why you're confident... behind a screen. bet you're not such a gobby cunt in real life, although i hope you are cos round here you'd get levelled old bitch
SirrSnowman 10 months ago
@SirrSnowman Shut the fuck up, you dull ageist cunt
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SirrSnowman 10 months ago
@daddychu Yes he fuckin does... look at the thumbs up! If you had a basic grasp on english comedy you'd be able to make the link between a jamaican insult and the fact the barman/draughtsman is pouring the pint for a jamaican you thick cunt... now fuck off and watch the simpsons for some comedy you understand.
SirrSnowman 10 months ago
lol this show introduced me to thigns like "arse" :chris Waddle" and cockneys :D one of the best brit shows ever <3
hkfan1980 10 months ago
FOR ALL YOU THICK PEOPLE....
people are only arguing half the argument!! he says draughtsclart because raasclart is a jamaican insult... yet he's speaking posh and the guy behind the counter is the draughtsman... he pours draught beer... it's a FUCKING PUN!! get it into your heads! And yes I want thumbs up for this.
SirrSnowman 10 months ago
Epic.
MurthaFarquar 11 months ago
Epic.
MurthaFarquar 11 months ago
How can it be draughtsclart /draughtsclerk.
Where's the 'f' or 'k'?
0lilKayde0 11 months ago 3
It's the commisher from Gotham city using reverse racism!
MrBoBoTom 1 year ago
Cannot believe anyone has suggested he says "draughtsclerk".
Any script that says that was transcribed the BBC, probably a Ceefax subtitler and I can tell you from experience that, aside from hearing it first, they are no greater authority on what they say than the viewer.
The 'D' sound heard at the beginning is actually background noise, probably someone's foot moving. I notice that markrixon has deleted his comments, probably in shame when he read the word "transcribed" on his "script".
thebri2 1 year ago
@thebri2
My comments were deleted because i'd had enough of arguing, and felt i needed to get a life.
My apologies for posting a link to the script. I was just trying to give (what i hoped) clarification on the whole argument. But seeing as you've cleared up - "The 'D' sound heard at the beginning is actually background noise", we can all sleep easier tonight.
BTW How do YOU know it was background noise? Were you there?? No you were not. Another clever dick.........jog on!
markrixon 9 months ago
maybe this is what we all sound like to americans.
Mickylove76 1 year ago 35
@Mickylove76 yes sir you do! i wonder what we sound like to you all!
it is my opinion that no one speaks ENGLISH!! including you english!!! lol
WORLDARYANREVIVAL 1 year ago
My comment on the argument going on about what the Yardie says is this; whilst the first word is difficult to decipher, he most definitely says Claat and not Clerk, otherwise it would not be in the slightest bit funny. Jamaicans use the word Claat a lot i.e. Rassclaat, Bloodclaat and Bomboclaat. it sounds like he says 'draws' (knickers) which is another popularly used word in Jamaica, so adding Claat is a play on words from a Jamaican point of view which is what makes it funny, Great show!
MadameDeJaVu 1 year ago
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markrixon 1 year ago
@markrixon Hi, thanks for the link. I note there are a lot of ??? in the transcript, which confirms to me, that it was not written by the actual writers, possibly a fan?
One sentence in particular from the site... and I quote " I'm a Yardy. ?? From a ten in the yard ??, in a Kingston-stylee." Now, I do know for a fact, he actually says " I'm a Yardy, from a tenement yard, in a Kingston-stylee. Thanks for the link though, as I am fond of scripts.
MadameDeJaVu 1 year ago
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markrixon 1 year ago
@markrixon Draughtsclerk? Arf. You tool.
MitkoChan 1 year ago 3
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markrixon 1 year ago
Wow... the laughing actually gets in the way of this awesome skit...
zeptinune 1 year ago 2
You, rasclot, Pimms all round, hahaha!
croydonrudeness 1 year ago 2
@croydonrudeness
Rasclot?
Careful mate, Ol' sparky Markrixon will be on your case!
laughingdubboy1978 1 year ago
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markrixon 1 year ago
@markrixon No... I think you'll find its called wit... Please don't make me explain that to you as well.
laughingdubboy1978 1 year ago
@laughingdubboy1978
I think you're confusing wit with rudeness and arrogance. As far as i can see, you are clearly lacking confidence in the real world so you feel you should try and belittle people who have their opinion. From what i've read, you started the arguement by calling anyone who wrote their opinion 'stupid'. Grow up little boy. Have you heard your details can be traced with a little detective work on here. I'd shut up before you get a knock at the door.......
suitablyfly 1 year ago 2
@suitablyfly
Well you'd better get your Mac on then Columbo and I'll put the kettle on...
laughingdubboy1978 1 year ago
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@markrixon
What?
And end this?
It's far to much fun watching how riled and knotted you've become about being challenged to back up your own opinion. which, I might add you've so far failed to do...
I've got bollocks alright, I just prefer to keep them in my trousers and not wave them around for all my little pals to see. What next? My Dad could have your Dad!
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@markrixon
Kinda old joke, but actually funny. I'll even give you a thumbs up for it, save your mum coming and doing it for you.
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markrixon 1 year ago
fab sketch :)
craperjack 1 year ago
Pimms should buy this clip off the BBC and use it as their advert, their sales would sky rocket
lickstickly 1 year ago
We're Geordies divn't y'kna
lrf666 1 year ago
For all the Draughtclart idiots on here please open your ears and listen. Its ras clot (raasclart in the right accent!) the guy says. typical west jamaican slang lirtiraly meaning arse cloth (toilet paper). he just says it in a posh sounding voice like all the other posh stereotypes in this sketch... jesus, some people on you tube are thick!
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@markrixon
Dear oh dear... words fail me...
Obviously, coming across as you do as a scholared intellectual you can explain this amazing play on words you mention? Which, perchance would you say this was an example of? Pun? Wellerism? Spoonerism maybe?
If you like I'll just sit back and past you a shovel... think it'll be you digging your way in over your head....
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markrixon 1 year ago 6
@markrixon
Owned?
How old are you?
Certainly old enough to throw the toys out of the pram when someone challenges you to back up what you say.
Not "owning"
Just educating.
Wikipedia is a wonderful thing. in fact it'll also point you in the direction of "DRAUGHTSMAN" eg: Someone who makes technical drawings.
Yep, sadly despite once working as one after graduating I still don't get the joke... but then humor is so subjectional isn't it.
Still busy with that spade? Or shall I pass you a ladder?
laughingdubboy1978 1 year ago
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markrixon 1 year ago
@markrixon That's because I don't need my mates to come and show what a popular man I am instead of of insecure little arse who needs to show what a big man he is from behind a keyboard... Night night Sparky, don't forget to get Mummy to come and thumbs up a few comments for you before tucking you in with ya coco. Face it, your wrong, its tough I know but one of lifes little lessons
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@laughingdubboy1978
What a arrogant little boy you are. Keyboard tough guy!
suitablyfly 1 year ago
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markrixon 1 year ago
pimms all round
RhysMorgan85 1 year ago
classic!
vegunited06 1 year ago
"i say, you there! that fellow! your an absolute shower! are you looking at my laydeeeerrrrrr?" XD
fucking mint!
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Love it. However Kingston isn't in Richmond-Upon-Thames, it's just near it and is a borough in its own right.
griffinz 1 year ago
Love it. However Kingston isn't in Richmond-Upon-Thames, it's just near it and is a borough in its own right.
griffinz 1 year ago
Love this sketch - "We're geordies divn't ya kna"
JapeUK 1 year ago
Best Fast Show sketch ever! After years of thinking he said raasclart, he definitely, definitely says draughtsclart!
DONTWATCHTHATYEAH 1 year ago
what a melting pot of cultures
pmellish 1 year ago 4
God save the Queen-dontcha know !
newrochellephoenix 1 year ago
notice how it is acceptable to be sort of racist to whites but you can't say the same againest black people? polical correctness gone wrong, great sketch though
airguru2will 1 year ago
@airguru2will your not wrong there bredwin !
uberglocken 1 year ago
Were Geordies divint ya nar!
zlovemachine 1 year ago
Pimm's all round!
Baronofevil 1 year ago
"Are you looking at my ladyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"?
bluebottle99 1 year ago
That IS Lenny Henry, right? Fucking LOVE him. Simply canNOT believe that he & Dawn are breaking up. Figured that they, as well as Jen & Ade, were a couple of maybe a dozen couples that actually WORKED on this planet. Hey, I don't read tabloids, I just found out when I logged-in to YouTube, and it fucking suxxors. Worse for them, obviously, but still.
AnntichristSCoulter 1 year ago
er, no it isn't.... doest talk or look remotely like him.
its Colin McFarlane...
ratsoncats 1 year ago 4
@ratsoncats
He probably thinks "they all look the same".
bettySwollox 1 year ago
@AnntichristSCoulter fail
TheNumba9 1 year ago
@AnntichristSCoulter lol, never heard anyone talk so positively about lenny henry
jimmyshitbags 1 year ago
@jimmyshitbags Well, I dig the guy. If this isn't him, the guy's doing a fucking IMPERSONATION of him, because the mannerisms, the "Jamaican" hyper-accent, the swagger, the build, ALL of it screams Lenny, even to somebody who forgot to put on her reading glasses. And to the BotoxSwallower, I'm a SHE, ya twinkie, and I actually DO think, so keep your ignorance and Y OUR bigotry to yer fuckin' self, amateur.
AnntichristSCoulter 1 year ago
@AnntichristSCoulter
He's nothing like Lenny Henry apart from being a tall black man. You're obviously over 55 at least to hold Henry in any kind of regard but regardless, Colin McFarlane is an accomplished actor playing a role in arguably one of the best sketch shows written, who I very much doubt has any wish to "do a fucking impersonation" of one of the UK's shittest comedians.
griffinz 1 year ago 28
@griffinz "to hold Henry in any regard but regardless" kudos if you did that on purpose.
MrGhotifry 1 year ago
@griffinz I take it you watched Chef too then!
BucktoothBob 8 months ago
@griffinz im glad someone else has the same opinion of lenny henry
HudsonAO8TQ1 5 months ago
@griffinz i'd hardly call lenny henry "one of the UK's shittest comedians."
KoOlKiD1point2 4 months ago
@AnntichristSCoulter Wow you think this is Lenny Henry? and you say you love him but undoubtedly you could not recognise him in a room full of white people, let alone a room full of black people, I am not sure whether that is hilarious or just sad!
MadameDeJaVu 1 year ago
@MadameDeJaVu : Dear Judgemental Cracker: You don't know what color I am, so don't ASSume anything, precious. The resolution on this clip sucks, the guy was doing a SPOT-ON FUCKING COPY of Lenny doing his "rude boy" schtick, as I've already said, and if THAT is the most creative thing that you can think of to say, to make yourself feel "better" than somebody, then just go fucking kill yourself, because you are the lamest excuse for "socially conscious" this side of a klan rally.
AnntichristSCoulter 1 year ago
@AnntichristSCoulter who cares what colour you are!!! but since you feel the need to express your dumbness even more... by the sounds of it you are American I take i? had I known this prior to my comment, I would not have bothered, I do not care to talk to ignorant people.
Do not bother us with your racist crap here!! as you can see from this clip we know how to have a laugh no matter what colour!! we do not need your ignorance in the UK the title says we're Cockney's you MUPPET!!! Jog on!!!!
MadameDeJaVu 1 year ago
Commissioner Loeb FTW!
zionravescene 1 year ago
soft southen puff we're jordey divant ya nar! love it it is gold
loveleeds100 1 year ago
Check me one time whitey! LMAO!! genious
xXReedyboiXx1 1 year ago 2
this show taught me wtf a cockney was lol wasn't miss brahms from are you being served a cockney ? Fast show/Brillian 4ever :D
hkfan1980 1 year ago
lol epic
mylesbradley1234 1 year ago
Definitely rassclart, it's jamaican slang for cloth you would wash your arse with! Rass = Arse, clart = Cloth!
eternalvagrant 1 year ago 32
Hadaway and shite, now stop it you soft Southern puffs... amazing
wehavemagnums 2 years ago 3
We're Geordies divven't ya knar!
kayozz13 2 years ago 8
Hmm... I wonder if Armstrong and Miller saw this!
dfarmbrough 2 years ago 6
he says rasclat, If you actually live in London and are white you will have been called this a number of times by swaggering yardies at various points in time. This is obvious.
ossolidor 2 years ago
Definetly rassclad LOL
Kaikara05 2 years ago
i dont know if i want to enter this tedious debate but....when i first saw this, when it was first on the bbc, i thought he said something like "draughts-clat" because i had never heard the word "rasclart" before (i was about 13 and i grew up in glasgow). listening to it now, and listening to that line over and over again, and watching the way his lips move.....he definitely does just say "rasclart".
khalithistle 2 years ago
This is possibly my favourite Fast Show sketch ever, with the possible exception of " It's A Right Royal Cockney Barrel Of Monkeys".
harshnoise 2 years ago 4
I think he made a mistake in saying it, but he meant to say rassclart, I sense rassclart is not a word used in his vernacular lol
MadameDeJaVu 2 years ago
Check me one time whitey :o) Classic!
tjf4375 2 years ago 85
@tjf4375 its awesome, brilliant sketch.
zlovemachine 11 months ago
I really do think he says "raasclat", but its definetly "Pimms allaround."
au61458 2 years ago 6
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BaxSho 2 years ago
check me one time whitey
TONYCOV881 2 years ago 8
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A draught of beer! I.E (barman)server) of the beer!!!Draughts (clart)jamaican for 'cloth'!! If you dont get it! you must be truly 'thick'!!!
mspratz 2 years ago
THANKYOU! Everyone was arguing with me ages ago that he says "raasclart" but given the situation its obviously draughtsclart
SirrSnowman 2 years ago
rassclaat! pims all round..
haha love it
uridium 2 years ago 3
"We're geordies divn't ya na" :D
guitarmaniac13 2 years ago 2
some people are just sometimes blinded by their own idiocy
mrshankly213 2 years ago
if he was saying draughtclart then why would he order pimms all round? its rassclart, plus daughtclart isnt even a beer
00Jaag00 2 years ago 3
you can hear there's a D, but you do have a point. to me sounds like draught'sclart (that's my opinion so don't bother arguing)
kommandoSKAR 2 years ago
I can't believe how many people think he's saying draughtsclart. Forget the lack of a D sound, there's no F sound either.
ManlyStump 2 years ago
Check me one time whitey!
DJM1990 2 years ago 4
Where do you get draughtclart from, he says rassclart.
UnyieldingDefiance 2 years ago 6
dont cry
mrshankly213 2 years ago
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draughtclart as in draugt beer as he is the barman. raasclart is not a joke.
floodswobo1 2 years ago
you, raasclart, pimms all roung
just love it
mrshankly213 2 years ago 2
I thought he said "pills" as in "pilsners".
MoreThanMike 2 years ago
It's Pimms. The summer beverage for people who went to private school and get jobs in the City.
DarkMuj 2 years ago 7
@DarkMuj Bugger I best stop drinking Pimms them, Im from Bradford and went to school down't pitt
chapmasi 1 year ago
You Northern Scum!
HA, lol
DarkVanquisher 2 years ago
Check me one time, whitey!
xellestar 2 years ago 8
Yes it is.
thunderbirdsdog 2 years ago
isn't the black guy the commissioner from the dark knight?
DarkVanquisher 2 years ago 7
Yes it is.
Hes in Jazz Club clip as well as a few others.
RustiSwordz 2 years ago 2
Holy shit, you're right. I cannot believe I didn't notice that.
ThinkTesticles 2 years ago
kingston is not in richmond upon thames, it's in kingston upon thames. i still completely looled though.
Yes, thats the joke...
tomboz777 2 years ago
not really, the joke is that you expect it to be kingston, jamaica....
silentmbo 2 years ago 4
"Check me one time whiteigh." Class, class, class
rumleech 2 years ago 28
"Check me one time whitey" BWAHAHAAHAAA.
This is the best show ever.
justinsaunders 2 years ago 4
Jesus Christ, that is too funny.
Thagros 2 years ago
kingston is not in richmond upon thames, it's in kingston upon thames. i still completely looled though.
providief 2 years ago
Quality. I loved the Fast Show. I reckon Armstrong & Miller could have been influenced by this, - with their (very funny) WWII RAF pilots speaking street slang.
MikeN72 2 years ago
I'll have no rumpus in heaah!
tickles me.
blueskies66 2 years ago
Black guy steals the show, hilarious
hoopodi 2 years ago 4
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draughtsclart loool u dumb pricks, its raasclart
themike101 2 years ago
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yeah,no,he does say draughtsclart if you listen carefully.
jimmy123456123456123 2 years ago
this is the best of this particular run of sketches.....thanks xxx
ezmereldagreen 2 years ago
I'm a geordie divvint ya nar
stuiep1983 2 years ago 2
You... Draughtsclaat!
That's genius hahaa
tomhackett 2 years ago
raasclart
tenseman08 2 years ago
no, he says draughtsclart... if you listen and understand the context you'd realise that... because it's taking the piss out of the dialects of the different minorities... so instead of raasclart... he says draughtsclart to take the piss out of the stereotype and to link it to the fact you have beer on draught! get to kno!
tomhackett 2 years ago
he clearly says raasclart..
pilton84 2 years ago 2
if you'd listen you can hear the "D" and also... due to the fact that this is a sketch in which they mock stereotypes it would make sense for him to say draftsclart instead of raasclart... also raasclaat is usually used for something that's good... he wud say bumberclart if he was gonna insult the guy... use your head
tomhackett 2 years ago
he definitely says raasclart
bollocks2k 2 years ago 2
lol say what you like... it's clearly draughtsclart... be wrong
tomhackett 2 years ago