Zombie Newsroom

[abetoymachine]

Anyone else notice her femur is where her radius and ulna should be??!

[LPSmoxiegirl]

hmm... did you guys just watch shuan of the dead?

[pikachu0exe]

am i the only one that gets hungry after watchig this vid?

[wilsonal66]

dont know y but i want you right now

[ZX2ManDave]

That looked yummy.

[ajkooper]

ROTF that sounded like a squirel

[RockOnPeanutButter]

Lol

[DDAANN1985]

I like molly better when she is alive :)

[KillTheGrasshopper]

I AM STILL PEEING OF AWESOMENESS!!

[MacRief]

@KillTheGrasshopper That must be an inconvenient feature...

[fockya]

u can eat me if u wanna....

[ellorybockting]

With all my expectations the brevity made me laugh out loud!

[KiecCiuvaz]

very fking informative news

[tbbw]

nom nom nom nom 5 points for sound alone

[HomeMediaProductions]

OMFG three episodes just of zombies

[Icymarky0123]

She's even cute in zoombie

[trelo123]

OM NOM NOM NOM. . .

[cspace1234nz]

Greedy little tart !

[666oFallenAngel666]

That's why she's little fatty.

[fightforfair]

She eat human

this proof we will accept bio hazard and left 4 dead

[part2themovie]

she's as lovely as a spice girl with a future ahead of her

[theneonfire]

yummy

[masterkarl4951]

jejejejejeje, dejame un pedacito!!!

[shigawahhhhh]

rofl

[Cororo96]

id still do her

[moebigsley1976]

Lick'n tha bone.

Awesome!

[mapmanic]

shoulda ended that with a burp...

[secretorganisation]

who did she eating?look delicious!

[bigbookofnothing]

how is babby formed?

[MattTastySteelman]

they need to do way instain mother/

[bigbookofnothing]

because theses babby cant fright back?

[MattTastySteelman]

yep/ it was on the news this mroing.

[iagonizante]

OMg that is really disturbing..

[dinwdd4]

i think you should make another appearance on 5ag :)

[dinwdd4]

Mollly that's fREEEAAAKY lol

[TheGoodNames]

I like turtles.

[TrancePants78]

LOL!!!

[juggalettekelsey]

@TheGoodNames i didnt mean to push thumbs down baha sorry : )

[foodaggression]

awesome!

[GSpotter63]

HOT as ever !

[nunyaur]

Still hot

[IRisingFuryI]

Lmao! That was nice!

[adamlyons87]

BAD Molly! No!

[Probewitch]

No way...you didn't go there;

oh disgusting, nasty, sick !

[Flarez94]

hawt

[Wyrmshadow]

anyone think she looks like Creepychan?

[w00tangel]

Molly is double the creepychan's size.

[TBVnBIX]

molly looks so sexy coverett in blood\

[KanonXD]

Molly zombie is even prettier

[penutwi]

she could bite me any day lol

[srh1502]

mmm, looks delicious :D

brainzzzz...

[NewRecruitInNatsArmy]

My call not to always sit in front of Australia on the map has finally been heeded. I didn't expect you to be sitting on the desk munching on one of Ella's severed limbs though!!!

[igykalen]

I guess no more ella, huh?

[toocoolcat]

Well this is just not professional. Dick-tape holding up a map of the world!

[777Stitches777]

She'd better do something sexy for Xmas.

[demonslayer55555585]

I hear you! :-)

[Jaibee27]

europa!

[chrisernjaz]

uh... right... freaaaky....

[DisgruntledInsomnia]

Yep definitely looks like "newt" from Aliens like this...

[helenschmelen]

awesome! she does :)

[sonofpissjuice]

i like you better this way molls

[ThisIsCleverUsername]

omnomnomnomnomnom

[CHOOCHOOTRAIN510]

GOD i wish molly had nudez :\

[zippo360]

Im sorry but am I the only one who thought it was sexy watching her eat

[TSWRgtivr6Vdub]

hell no, your not lmao !

[ReliableInsider]

There are just three rules you have to follow when you're dealing with a Molly:

1. Never expose one to bright light,

2. Never feed one after midnight, and, above all,

3. Never get one wet.

[kingx989]

if i get her wet, will i have several mollies????

[lbmixpro]

And don't forget Double Tap, Cardio, and ---- be a hero.

[AdamColemanDaniels]

Molly is just a victim of zombie hunger, but I feel that after Halloween she will return to her old "non-flesh eating" ways.

[defect530]

i have a boner =)

[froman46992]

kicks my zombie costumes ass

[senddanemail]

I think Molly just ate Ella. Maybe this could be sorted by some team building exercise...

[AnomalousVikingNinja]

noooo joaaaaannne

[numbah1pinoy]

i would definitely violate that zombie.

[goodyfun]

Molly! You said it was just makeup on the Reel Good Show!

[SirKnobofCheese]

I don't think eating human flesh suits molly.

[warrider123]

where did the metatarsals go?

[weker1]

Lol The Body Looked like Joanne!

[chrisd151]

oh god was that Dan Brown

[adamvallieres01]

she ate a plastic forearm with hand, and was left with a femer...

[adirm18]

bonapetit

[PariahOlympics]

Silly Zomb-Molly, news reporters are for Zombie Kids.

[fatb2008]

You're suppose to lick, not literally eat.

[Th3Sixth]

no eating ppl!

thats bad.

[sirillclint]

who is this freak, and what did she do to molly?????

[Goldberg1337]

Bad Molly!

^_^

[xpo147]

gross!! hahaha so freaking cool!!

[foureyes99]

o_O

Btw, this was an awesome week. Loved the slow progression of the Zombie "disease".

[Sealsealdk]

You can gnaw on my bone anytime!

[WeskJago]

congrats, Sealsealdk. you said what everybody else was thinking, but didnt say in the comments because of the realization of how dumb it was lol.

[Snowflake70]

don't want sex, just want NECK

Gimme neck !

[pacloro]

ill let her eat my penis LOL

[PariahOlympics]

Pacloro thumbs down for oh so many reasons

[pacloro]

and those reasons are?????

[hardworker424]

RUN!!!! It's Z-Day.

[httprover]

Don't tell us, you want more?

[CIRCLEofLINKS]

lol

[crimsong19]

MOLLY! JEEZ! What happened?!

[Robotfan987]

Oh, Molly's hungry all right... I can attest to that...

[thecursedland]

LOL!

[shesaconcept]

lol

[njb444]

OM NOM NOM NOM

[Sirmau]

Ok...time to unsubscribe!!

[locomotive147]

im with ya dawg

[Druuzzz]

Ya, Mmm, I thought u'd put on some weight.

[TheChaosBomb]

Huh, i allways wondered what the world would be like without Ella Morton, now i have found out with an 11 second clip of her getting digested by Molly, i wonder, how the hell with RocketBoom Internet Culture Daily News go back to normal when Molly keeps chewing the camera-man? At least Joanne wasn't a member of "People Eating Anonymous" Then again, it livens up the show i guess, then again, with the way RocketBoom is going now, Ellie Roundtree should be drueling over pedestrians, not netbooks!

[TheChaosBomb]

Ok, so people are appetizing through Molly's eyes, I am a little scared that there wont be any foreign topics on Human Wire when Molly is done eating every countries Human Wire correspondant

[SpartanXLVIII]

That was...stupid.

[FluffyLizards]

I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!

[EspadaHidan]

That turned me on.

[Redrazor91]

I would totally let her eat me O__O

hehe dirty!

[Docthewrench]

hell with that I would eat her for real not fake bull shit I would chew into her flesh

[londonpunk66]

wow!!! :0

[Underdogz]

Shes sexy and fat. And Im ok with that.

[KraZyRuskieFilms]

fail, im losing respect for molly

[TheDorianGrayShow]

nice way to chew a bone molly XD

[QsKIIHALOIIWoWII]

guro

[eugenethelamb]

Molly looks like the lead singer to an 80's hair metal band after a night of kinky groupie action

[sporkafife]

She can chew on my bone XD - Sorry ROCKETBOOM, the chance for innuendo there was just too much :P

[conchamolusco]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[benwils1001]

kewl

[715anabanana]

weird...

[edgehaedjr]

Molly looks hotter than ever! :D

[MacA60230]

Basically, you mean that Molly is hotter when she's dead (and eating people but that's not really important)? Nice... ^^".

[edgehaedjr]

You read too much into that. That just means I love zombies. I'd rather date the dead, than the living any day... unless they approve of the nazi-zombie-vampire hybrids who disown their nazi side and take over the White House and Parliament because the living have ruined us for ages. Can I get an Abraham Lincoln for President, again? :) Lincoln is win.

And Molly is hot dead or alive. Better clarity? :) Molly should be Queen on Great Britain and Ireland.

[MacA60230]

You're great XD!

[fooflyz]

I don't think the Irish would like a Queen again, regardless of how awesome Molly is

[edgehaedjr]

Woopsy daisy, huge mistake. I'm think 1800s UK. Northern Ireland, NOT Ireland. Oh man, the Irish are going to kill me! *Hides*

[austx10003]

1ST...

[FallenAngelZerato]

we dont care fucktard

[falconmauro]

O_O hungry?

[Xuazier]

AHhh NO Scary!! Molly x3

[PrincessKahara]

Awesome.

[hianator]

cute