"Who has a sonic screwdriver?"

[Shigofumi7163]

"Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks: Oh this could be a bit more sonic?"

Doctor:"You've never been bored?!!"...

"Never had a long night?? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?" LOL!! XD

[Shigofumi7163]

apparently he's never seen the sonic lipstick X3

[MoonWerewolf]

I would love to have a sonic screwdriver :)

[fgmPostApocalypticTV]

@MoonWerewolf They're EASY 2build, but unless u're a prodigy of a musician or a mathematician, sorta pointless 2have 1 that'll just interfere w/ur computer, tv, & other things, & if u live with any1, is liable 2piss 'em off! As easily breaks things as gets things 2do what u want 'em 2do, like locks & whatever. When I was a kid, they used 2sell the blueprints in the back of some of the magazines I was given subscriptions 2beside the ads for the hover crafts built out of vacuum cleaner motors;-)

[Markel1970A]

If I was there I would tell Jack to shut his trap. "His sonic screwdriver saved his life more times than your sonic gun!"

[TheDevilvideos]

It is the ninth

[100crisps]

Which doctor is this cuz I remember this was my first doctor who doctor ever

[elanamiranda]

@100crisps The ninth :-)

[TimBurtonRules]

@100crisps Ninth, Christopher Eccleston.

[tabbooification]

boy could'nt one have fun with a sonic screwdriver man oh man

[aidarulesthud]

dont diss the sonic screwdriver!!!!

[mikethemikeful]

"Who ever looked at a screwdriver and thinks 'this could be a little more sonic?'"

"What you've never been bored?"

[LtFalconPawnch]

Made at MARS industries.

[shisumi1]

i have a sonic screwdriver. i put up a library in 1 hour. :D

[ojcoolj1]

Jack Harkness had a sonic blaster and he died daily.

The Doctor has a sonic screwdriver and he created the universe.

[Alice19ist]

Creepiest, yet best episode ever!

And now I miss Nine. I just love the way he says "up", it's cute.

And I miss Jack and Rose, too. They were the best!

p.s: Are you my mummy?

[Mangolio33]

every time Nine pronounces "up" i giggle like a little kid.

[therealcritic28]

Chris was my favorite doctor . . .

[JMoe2016]

Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks "ooh, this could be a little more sonic!"?!?

Favorite line <3

[SsnakeBite]

Who has a sonic screwdriver?!

I do!... in my pants!

[greypilgrim26]

@SsnakeBite Balls. 

[burningxnecro]

@greypilgrim26 edible ball bearings

[RandomnessGirl23]

The creepiest episode with the funniest line!!!

[roxyrode96]

This comes from the second scariest episodes. And the first being anything with the Weeping Angles...

[IotoAncor]

@roxyrode96 oh god I hate those things Every time i watch that epsiode it still gives me nightmares just thinking a statue can kill you and follow you scares the shit out of me.

[rushthezeppelin]

@roxyrode96 Ya I think the weeping angels are worse than the x-files in terms of nightmare factor. It's like boos from mario but WAY scarier.

[whade62000]

Great scene, but now I wish it had a follow-up where they actually need a screwdriver and for some reason it has to be sonic.

[TheInspectorwho]

They say that jack is not coming back but i think moffat has plans. Melody?

[wvboarder2005]

Jack made Rose smart I think....smarter than she was atleast....with the squarenessgun

[TheDisInfectant]

Five people are jealous of the Doctor's and Captain Jack's sonic abilities. Shame on them :)

[TheDoctorEmily]

Ah, so embarrassed of his screwdriver compared to Jack's guns XD . . . woah... that sounded... kinda wrong. I BLAME TORCHWOOD!

[Daphnegirl93]

@TheDoctorEmily Barrowman... *shakes fist*

[Criscogurl21]

I love in the later episodes where the Doctor is wearinf a gas mask and says "are you my mummy?"

[UsagiChan95]

Lol @ Jack =D "Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks 'this could be a little more sonic'?"

[femaleStudent]

Christopher's body language when he says "screwdriver" at 0:16 is one of my favourite scenes with him :D

[kaeriente]

"Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, oooooh, THIS could be a little more sonic!" .. The Doctor, evidently.

[fishswishroxz]

this my fav nith doctor moment

[Mellaniana]

doctor, rose and jack are the best tardis trio ever!! I wish they could've had more episodes together. and It would've also been nice if jack had episodes with 10th doctor and rose as well...

[CPTTAYLOR592]

@Mellaniana The best tardis trio i think are the best are The Doctor, Rose and Jack and The Doctor, Amy and Rory

[Mellaniana]

@CPTTAYLOR592 I agree. Doctor, Rory and Amy are awesome together too!

[TableKMusicVideos]

@Mellaniana

There was an episode with Ten Rose and Jack in it.

[Mellaniana]

@TableKMusicVideos Yeah I remember... it was the s4 finale but they weren't alone they had lots of other main characters with them and it wasn't like a ''normal'' episode. But it was good too

[scissorhands53]

this is my absolute favorite Christopher Eccleston moment. Classic!

[spiderguy369]

So...Were they fighting an army of Pyros from Team Fortress 2?

[superspy6]

@spiderguy369 TF2 referance made me happy

[drgnrdrgrl]

I loved Christopher. Now I miss him

[beyondbookworm]

In biology class, my teacher was holding a micropipet up and I said, "it looks like a sonic screwdriver!" (even though it totally doesn't.) everyone looked at me like i was crazy.

[ThatHaydenGuy]

Season 1: "...Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?"

Season 6: "You've got a screwdriver! Go build a cabinet!" "That's REALLY rude!"

[phantomsonlylove]

@ThatHaydenGuy in what episode was the line from season six

[purpleraven94]

@phantomsonlylove Day of the Moon

[ThatHaydenGuy]

@phantomsonlylove Day of the Moon, near the end.

[author19creator]

@ThatHaydenGuy when in season 6?

[ThatHaydenGuy]

@author19creator Day of the Moon

[welme23]

@MightyKuuga at that time Jack wasn't immortal.

The doctor isn't either.

He can be killed and probably die of old age, though when that is. is unkown.

[Jamestopboy]

@welme23 The 2nd Doctor, sometime between 1966 and 1969 said that he can "Live forever. Barring accidents" so, he won't die, unless he runs out of regenerations...

[welme23]

@Jamestopboy maybe so, but immortal applies that you can not die.

When he runs out of regenerations, or gets killed before completing one, he dies.

Therefore the Doctor is not immortal.

That and the Doctor has strechted the truth on several of occasions

[BlackMonk66]

@welme23 He can definitely die of old age. That's what happened to the first doctor, though that was probably because his lifestyle was a lot more taxing than it would have been if he stayed on Gallfrey.

[HoppyNinja]

Oh I love this trio :D

[EmmaJaneMurdock]

I like the reference to this line in The Day of the Moon. "Oh, go build some cabinets!"

[AlexanderT21]

Never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?

[101Fastcat]

sonic..

Sonic what?!

SONIC SCREWDRIVER!

A what??!

[skywize]

'Are you my mummy?" Creepiest damn thing I've ever seen, lol

[JacobStocker10]

mummy?

[mwstudios11]

"its sonic lets leave it at that"

"A SONIC WHAT!!?!!??"

"SCREWDRIVER"

"who has a sonic screwdiver?"

"I DO"

ive got mark 7/8 (the new 11th doctors one)

[MegaTitanicboy]

what's wrong with a sonic screwdriver?!

[chaor875]

lol all the Sonicy sonicness

[Iambored1com]

This is more than enough proof of why you can't NOT love Captain Jack Harkness!!

[petrino]

@Iambored1com but...homosexuals are evil... :D

[SonicKyuubi]

@petrino

Please tell me you're kidding, people stupid enough to think like that don't deserve to waste oxygen.

[petrino]

@SonicKyuubi dun worry just kidding. 

[RandomShinigami7]

"Rose, I'm trying to resonate concreate."

[theBFFwebshowMandH]

Who looks at a screwdriver and says ooh this could be a little more sonic! Lol.

[mabiniss2]

I'm surprised that I can't find the scene with Martha hitting the Doctor's back,

[EnigmaDrath]

LOL The guys too busy bickering over the merits of a sonic screwdriver to bother listening to Rose while she's trying to find a light switch XD

[firetail550]

who looks at a screw driver and says ohh it could be a little more sonic

[lifeisgood12341]

The screwdriver is cooler

[luno44]

This seems like a weird form of whose dick is bigger. And the screwdriver always gets used when the writers couldn't come up with anything better.

[firelikeme]

the tardis doesnt just build itself.

[ChrisJMichaels]

The "never been bored" line accidentally relates to the Christmas Carol episode in which the Doctor revels HE created the sonic screwdriver. I have a feeling he once had a lot of shelves to put up.

[sunnydelight1992]

The Doctor claims he doesnt do domestic but that cabinets comment was very domestic....hmmmm

[punksnail1993]

Are you my mummy?

[dalekcaan4]

the 3 people who disliked this video:

1. have alot of cabinets to put up

2. don't like sonic things

3. are scared of the empty child

[Buszke]

@dalekcaan4 I like the clip, but I have to say that the empty child is one of the scariest monsters in any movie or show.

[chocolatefountain95]

You can tell Jack is based on Han Solo can't you?

[UKGameMaster]

@chocolatefountain95 except that john barrowman is gay. harrison ford isnt. why would they put up a gay person on such an awesome show????

[chocolatefountain95]

@UKGameMaster no need to be a homophobe. Jack is one of my favourite characters

[slythysophia]

@UKGameMaster

I know, there is the worry that by adding (a) gay character(s) they would make the show so awesome that the universe would implode from too much awesome, but I think the risk is worth it. Better not add any more gay characters, or else the Doctor will have to figure out a way to reverse universe implosion.

[UKGameMaster]

@slythysophia lol, i think he did at one point... ^_^

[Thoroughbred17]

@slythysophia Haha, this comment made my life.

[slythysophia]

@Thoroughbred17

Oh, good, I always enjoy the chance to brighten someone's life :)

[Thoroughbred17]

@slythysophia :D Isn't turning peoples' words against them wonderful?

[slythysophia]

@Thoroughbred17 \

Fantastic!

[UsefulAppendix]

Before I actually sat down and watched an entire episode of Doctor who, I thought it was a pen.

[viridismonasteriense]

"Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?" Steven Moffat rules.

[Swordseye]

What's wrong with a sonic screwdriver?

[KangarusGyrfalcon]

Those gas mask zombies are CREEPY...

At least a regular screwdriver would kill 'em if you shove it in where their eyes used to be.

Again, those zombies are High Octane Nightmare Fuel. Now I have to go find something to use as Brain Bleach. Ugh.

[redxiii445]

@KangarusGyrfalcon Tvtropes?

[QuikVidGuy]

@KangarusGyrfalcon But then we wouldn't get the amazing "Everybody lives, Rose. Just this once. EVERYBODY LIVES!! *pixie dust*"

[QBlackGriffin]

my favourite reaction on 0:16

LMAO

[SamaCWNS]

I love, Love, LOVE this scene!!! :D

[frofish7]

Jack-Who has a sonic screwdriver?

Doctor-I do!

Jack-Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, Ooh this could be a little more sonic?

Doctor-What you've never been bored Never had a long night Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?

I love that part my fav!

[PrivateLogical]

"What, you've never been bored? Never had a long night..."

My, my, Doctor. What have you been up to? ;)

[Doctorwhatforever]

thumbs up if you think they should have made a sonic blaster toy

[arwenae]

"What, you've never been bored?"

lol, I can completely imagine the doctor inventing his sonic in a bored moment.

[Fuleadeare]

Lol, and while the men go on arguing about who has the biggest phallus-shaped tool, the woman is the one doing all the thinking!

[irg19]

" It's sonic! Totally sonic! I am sonic-ed up!" LMAO

[TheJoyfulMuffin]

OKAY I GIVE UP! I AM YOUR FUCKIN MUMMY!

[xoxkibaxo]

did anyone catch that ten said " are you my mummy?" when he was wearing a gas mask when he was fighting the centaruns(spelling?") i was laughing so hard cuz i remembered this screwdriver argument this is why i laugh when ever my mom says she wants to put up cabinets!

[channyandseddiefan]

@xoxkibaxo Sontarans! And hahahaha I freaking LOVE that!!!

[TheLdyDrake]

@xoxkibaxo I noticed that and started laughing hysterically. No one else knew why.

[BowTiesareCool12]

@xoxkibaxo sontarens

[dappleddakota]

I miss Nine and Rose. :(

And Jack.

[frankydman]

@dappleddakota

Cheer up; maybe we will get to see nine again in the 50th anniversary special a couple years from now

[frankydman]

What else has he got... a lazer spanner?

[setospetdragon]

@frankydman Nah, that was stolen by Emmeline Pankhurst. ;)

[frankydman]

@setospetdragon

Ah, so you saw that episode too?

Though it sort of upsets me that it took 6 days for someone to catch on to the joke

[setospetdragon]

@frankydman I was surprised no one had commented on yet but just thought, "more for me." :D

[frankydman]

@setospetdragon

Who is Emmeline Pankhurst anyway?

[setospetdragon]

@frankydman Leader of the Suffragettes. A feminist group in the early 1900s fighting so women could have the right to vote (whilst being very mischeivous).

[idkyetdou]

lol! That's a hilarious clip! :)

[Dynamicfaithfullove]

i wanna see a 9-11th three doctors special

[frankydman]

@Dynamicfaithfullove

Or better yet, an 11 doctor special...

Oh wait, unfortunately that's impossible today

[mushroomshrub]

The new screwdriver is crap, it's GREEN for christs sake!

[Remoniq]

"Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks 'Ooh, this could be a little more sonic?!"

Well Jack, I do it alot.

[clumsyninjagirl]

"Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks 'Ooh, this could be a little more sonic.'?!"

[rupertmyprince]

John and Chris are just arguing when Rose is being sensible and trying to find a light

[cookiedoh666]

someone count all the sonics lol

[littlelaughs96]

"its sonic, totally sonic, i'm sonic-ed up"

"a sonic what?!"

"SCREWDRIVER!!!"

lol love it :)

[queenastilon]

I loved it soon after this, too, when Jack's listing their options and says "...and in a pinch, you could put up some shelves..."

[doctorwhom1]

i now have the urge to make a sonic hammer. think it would work?

[ericthefrootbat]

Haha, it's moments like these that make me miss Nine!

(though I love Ten to death, of course!)

[SquidgetAndFlobber]

'Who has a sonic screwdriver?'

'i do! D:' lol he sounded insulted when he sed it XD

[dragonsoul320]

"never had a long night, never had a lot of cabinets to put up?"

Haha

[illandercca]

I'm being bored all the time, should I make my own sonic screwdriver...?

[Flyingbluewolverine]

I'll help.

[hobbitbox]

yes.

[fantasylover42]

my friend has a replica sonic screwdriver, he's awesome ^.^

[hobbitbox]

yup!

[greengrendel]

I did. but then I dismantled in because I needed the antenna for another halloween costume.

[Kerriangel]

the toher day, my dad was fixin the lock on the front door and my brother was holdin a screwdriver. I took it off him, surveyed it and handed it backl sayin

"This should be more sonic!"

[twilightnotthebook]

ya this whole sequence was hilarious

i like bananas, bananas are good

ya, jack installs cabinets >.>

XP

[gegamelroks]

I miss nine, but Ten is just as great. This is one of my favorite pieces of laughyness in Doctor Who history ever. It's legend. =D

[LittleTeaPot1]

hopefully the next doctor has a good sense of humour like nine and ten

*crosses fingers*

SCREWDRIVER!

LOL i want one ^^ i always break things

[Kerriangel]

0:36 that has gone down in Doctor Who history the same way a certian stopwatch has gone down in Torchwood history!!!

[Whitestar17a]

Jack's face is priceless at 0:17! roflmao!

[Kerriangel]

i know its like "WDF??"

[onmyHONOUR]

lmao... I look at a screw driver and think "it could be a little more sonic"... but maybe that's just too much Doctor Who...

[tari1saralonde]

I wonder if he could turn a banana purple with his sonic screwdriver

[1diorama9]

Who has a sonic screwdriver?

I DO!

[Saethchan]

"It's sonic, totally sonic, I am sonic-ed up."

WIN. EPICLY.

[CrazyGood88]

"who looks at a screwdriver and thinks oooh!! this could be a little more sonic?!" captain jack is awesome!!! love him!

[DarkKnight110580]

"What? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?" LMAO! Epic win!

[Tjalys]

So THAT is what the doctor does in his spare time.

[krizzy1997]

yep make a scewdriver sonic to put up cambinets through where he put cabinets in the tardis i dont no

[JessMeg7]

the doctor has spare time? I never knew

[greengrendel]

what do you think he does the rest of the week? :)

[JackLivesHere83]

hahaha love that scene, but the comment about capt jack from xTrunkzx put me in a laughing fit.

[someone332]

CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON!!!!! <3

[CrazyGood88]

yyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE eccleston!!!!1 lol

[gigo518]

I MISS NIIIIIIIIIINE!!!

[BlueHairShapeShifter]

"I've got a sonic- uh, never mind!"

[someone332]

If I fell down that far, I'd die. >>

[Kerriangel]

jacks face when he saysd "SCREWDRIVER!!!" is just like "What ther fuck??"

[xTrunkzx]

I would love to c what else is soniced up w Capt Jack

[Kerriangel]

mmm. me too ;)

[doctorwhofan]

love it

[gaia110]

I am totally soniced up! Lol! Love this clip.

x

[notonantidepressants]

MUMMY

[jamanticus]

Who needs a sonic disruptor when you've got a sonic screwdriver?

I mean, the sonic, screwdriver doesn't kill, doesn't maim......But it's very good at opening doors.......

[Micaburn]

"Who looks at a screwdriver and says oh...this could be a little more sonic?"

[LifeMustard]

@Micaburn "What, you've never been bored?"

[author13creator]

@Micaburn time lords and the doctor

[djtorbas]

@Micaburn apparently someone who missed out on some major snoggin. According to the recent christmas special.