DSP's Funniest Gaming Moments of 2009 - Number 3

[MTNGNetwork]

"Uh oh, that guy's gonna RAPE her! Here comes the butt sex!" *Ignores her, looks for items*

[frankyagernull]

I just now figured out what he said. He says actually: huwezi kujificha milele!!

Which translates to: You can't/won't hide forever!!

go on google translator and you will see I'm totally right. P.S The language is Swahili.

Thumbs up if I'm right

[FalconDragon2000]

@frankyagernull So DSP basically says "What Chu' Say Bout' My Forever?" If so, that's hilarious

[1pokemonWalkthroughs]

it is like dead spaces final boss

[cppro10]

keep replaying around 1:40! LOL

[micaelsos]

men your awsooommmmmmmmmm whet ypu say about my melele?!?!?!

[frankyagernull]

I do like how resident evil 4 and 5 announce different languages I found it kind of cool. oowedegudafichamelele!

[Rocketsnap]

the guy who said whatever melele had a wrench stuck in this back

[GronHatchat]

You think that rape is funny??? Why????

[TheITaLiAnHaLo]

@GronHatchat cause hes DSP thats why

[MIAandMATT]

And here comes the butt sex

[applepie1991]

hide ho kids n hide yo husbands coz they rapein errbody out ere

[911isfun]

RE4 when you first enter the town and one of the men is yelling something around the lines " AIIIIIIDS I GOT .... AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!!!"

[TheLastDacian]

i actually think he said sth about his mother not melele

[Bachridon]

@TheLastDacian Are you deaf?

[Define7Normal]

the zombies spoke spainish.

[Define7Normal]

THE zombies speak spanish?



[carlosperu11]

that should be on a shirt

[swolfy1995]

too bad he missed out when on resident evil 5 playtrough hes said ''Hentai Tentacle sex''

[qudratzazai]

What chu' say 'bout my melele?

[HaydenshNo]

"WHO IS IT I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR MELELE!"

"WHAT CHU' SAY 'BOUT MY MELELE!?!"

[johnyboy275]

lol at 1:54 look at the guy facin the fence. arench is through his bak lol

[MisterBankz]

Here comes the butt sex ! lol

[avataraaronc]

MELELE!



[MrXxColexX1]

i didnt laugh at all on any of the videos 

[Assasin108]

By the way, saito,

You should go back to 1st grade

And do something about your stupidity

You r the gay one

You are the lifeless one ur jealous of dsp XD

[Assasin108]

Saitokojima

You are such an arsehole

You are the one who should get a life. Why do you hate him, his vids r awesome

Fuck you u gay shit

Go stick your tongue up someone's vagina

Die

Go to hell

[SaitoKojima]

They're not very funny, actually... :/

[MasterFireGod]

@SaitoKojima you know ur gay actully

[SaitoKojima]

@MasterFireGod

Coming from the guy who's defending a piece-of-shit on the internet who shows absolutely NO respect to anyone, that's pretty hypocritical. :3

[MasterFireGod]

@SaitoKojima Like ur any better than him maybe he can but people still like him for his Videos and shit

[SaitoKojima]

@MasterFireGod

Sorry, could you go back to the 2nd Grade so people can read your comments without the need of a super spy decoder to even remotely understand what you just said?

And actually, I am much better than him. In just SF4 alone, he plays like shit compared to a lot of people. He calls everyone he plays against a "scrub" yet he's the scrubbiest of them all.

[MasterFireGod]

@SaitoKojima So ur basiclly saying you have no life? you think ur better than anyone at SF4

[SaitoKojima]

@MasterFireGod

Did I say ANYONE? No, I said I'm just better than DSP. Last I checked, DSP doesn't have a gigantic multi-personality disorder that makes him Justin Wong, Daigo, Marn, Philipino Champ, etc., all in one person.

The fact that you're defending the piece of shit guy he is, is actually making YOU be the one with no life. XDDDD

[jjmara01]

@SaitoKojima i lol so bad at "i am better then dsp" because thats the biggest bullshit i ever heard, plus he doesnt have a disorder at all so you go back to 2nd grade and learn what 2 times 3 is which btw is 6

[SaitoKojima]

@jjmara01

I think it's you who needs to "go back to 2nd Grade", because I think it's time you reread my comment to know what I even said.

I said he DOESN'T have a split-personality, proving that there are many players out there that are better than him. I then named a few players who are indeed better than him.

Or is that a bit too much for you to handle? :3

[jjmara01]

@SaitoKojima yes he isn't the best player out there and i didn't say he was but he is a really good one and did in fact beat Justin wong many times as he said when Justin Wong got knocked out from evo 2010 and i do hope he wins more of them to show you dont need to be a ryu to win really and i am just defending someone who i like to watch vid's on the internet but calling someone else that you say "you're defending the piece of shit guy he is, actually making YOU be the one with no life" is all

[TheTonywuey]

lol

[rattler002]

lol mele

[RJIncorporated]

what part in the playthorugh are these in?

[Maharoba]

Here are my 3 fravorite clips.

[BlackFrostFire101]

lol. in RE5

I have unlimited ammo for a LOT of stuff.

RPG

The three barreled shotgun

M9

Desert Eagle

and that fucking HUGE silver magnum you get after upgrading the first gray pistol all the way.

[beko1998]

It was also funny when the zombies would say What A Kool Aid!

[Deathjay11]

COME ON OVEA!lol "5 hits"

[airsoftkilingmachine]

i liked it

[Truth492]

lol fuckin hilarious keep it up plz

[ColdWhiteSnow]

show me the zombies in resident evil 5? thats right, theres NONE

[Truth492]

@ColdWhiteSnow actually in the Gold edition there is

[miguelbenav]

dude.... youre kinda... cool!

[falconfanJJB]

its funny cuz when da zombie takes dat gurl i bet EVERYONE was thinkin d same thang.lmao....cuz i kno i was!

[FIyboy31]

that zombie taking the blonde chick reminded me of pyramid head

[arnabdattatheking2]

dude im laughinn mah pants off ( MELELE ) r u serious !!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL hahaha

[fullspectrumwarrior4]

@arnabdattatheking2 chill out it wernt that funny

[XxKuranKanamexX]

(what chu say about my melele) i laughed my head off XD

[Supervilllain]

i really want to punch phil in the face... it would be soooo satisfying

[icketypickety]

gooooo phil

[ZEZEtheX]

Where's the funny?

[THEFATMANXD]

wow dats immature

[CrockettRockett88]

here comes the butt sex! hahahahaha

[StalkerSandwich]

this is not spam he really has a hat the says what chu say bout my mellee. ON HIS CHANNEL

[301xkez]

lol the first one funny.

[montez1016]

I laughed at the first one. XD

[ratjoker936]

What chu' say 'bout my melele? LOL

[t3chnon3]

lame faggot

[DarknessMadeFlesh]

heh heh well done phil those part of the walkthrough/playthrough of RE 5 are funny as hell. in my opinion this should have been #1 or #2 but o well. it's good to hear in the video that u going to revisit RE 5 walkthrough/playthrough. in the RE series RE 4 is the best 1 for me in story line and villains si mun que no ese....

[WWFATTITUDEERAFAN]

"What'chu say about my melele?" LMFAO Phil.

[THEBOOK34LIFE]

srry dude ur other vids r funnier this one was bad.

[bizzy400]

saying ur own shits funny means u try too hard and thats not gonna get u subs

[awesomly47]

woah DSP commenting on a video? once-in-a-lifetime thing

[Marik745]

what chu say bout my melele

[Insan3Gam3r]

wow almost 200k views

youre doing better dsp kep it up!

[Brine49]

melele part was hilarious, other parts not so much

[xxxfatalityxxx1995]

@vG00N if your actually blac you fail

[zant90]

I thought the death animation in the volcano was hilarious on its own. Love the videos though, man.

[MissDante]

Wha cha say about my melele? xD

[mikeynike81]

i thought you ment parts of the games that were funny......not this shit

[SuperDrama100]

ahah i thoguht 1:20 to like 1:25 was funny and the mellele was funny too, join the party muther fucker!

[GaryLeeProduction]

watchu say about my melele? haha that was the only good one

[potatoeman36]

that was the funniest thing i saw all week. everyone said th eother ones were lame it thought they were funny as hell!

[tranksss4]

wtf

[DayWalkerNBV]

just wasted 2 mins of my life

[shadownovaa]

SoOoOoOoOoOoOo not funny...>.>

[HUANATOR]

number 1 was funny but the other ones were really lame

[moosekid1998]

that was funny wen he said here comes the but sex spread yo cheaks baby

[BETO123ABC321]

dude ur not funny

[ryan215553]

i didnt even no u did a walkthrough on re5

[ChantingBlackAngel]

Dude, Number 3 is just wrong.........hahaha

[1stGenGamers]

Not funny :|

[Raidel007]

what you say about my Melele!!

Hahaha that was pretty funny man

nice video

[rwcarter1]

wat is da song

[cachicho12]

dude the melele part was funny as hell

[Giodude22]

FUNNY :D

[whitebacon123]

YOU SUCK BITCH

[dustoin1386]

try to be more original

[Iwent2Jared]

agreed, this is stupid. "oh look, hes gonna rape her!" "spread your cheeks baby... OH MY GOD WHERE'D HE COME FROM?!" that was not funny AT ALL.

[lshsballer]

@Iwent2Jared agreed

[UpskirtPower]

her scream makes my penis tickles.

[Jeffx007]

if you don't like the video then move on your way, instead of trolling. why people turn into douchebags behind the cover of a computer monitor, i will never know.

[neotyere]

bcuz by submittin it the authors imply that its good and watchable. example, i jus came 2 utube and saw this. i luv resident evil 5 so of course ima watch.

disapointment... only the last clip was funny 2 me

now i basically wasted 2:16 of my life, butta snide remark plus a 1 star and a few thumbs down makes it so the mouse click wasn't totally n vain .'-)

[Jeffx007]

thank you, that was a constructive response that wasnt immature. props to you, my man.

[neotyere]

np i try 2 b civil. have fun! l8r

[717KEv]

man i remember watchin u do ur Resistance 2 walkthrough

[TSirDiesAlot]

i'm sorry but I feel bad for the people that think this this vid is funny. if you do, then you were either traumatized as a child, or are fucking stupid. because there are so many more things that are funnier then this, and I know i'm not the only one who thinks this.

[4085534]

You're a dickhead.

[rochelimit55555]

I'm sorry but 4podplayercast has sweet funnier moments

[Ripotes]

You're so fuckin stupid, its unreal

[darktheodore]

....this video sucked

[trappeddark1]

This wasn't funny at all. It was unoriginal, juvenile trash.

[yankswin101]

this was not funny at all, dumbest shit ever

[ILoveToBeADoucheBag]

dfgdf

[skatingshundo]

wow this vid sucked ass

[headshot5492]

that was great. im still laughing

[StillSkyHigh]

hey everybody please sub me (if u want to) i will appreciate it:)

[eGhost61]

ooo look atis ooo look atis ooo look atis

is this the first time u see a monster when playin a game

[U2ForNow]

Wow, nice language ass monkey. Here come's the butt sex?

[demonsadie]

"cough" lat me make some thing clear to the ass hole who made this shit "cough" THERE NOT FUCKING ZOMBIES what fucking idea told you that they were fucking zombies they havent been fucking zombies since before resident evil 4 they are just people being controled by las plagas that wesker got ahold of at the end of resident evil 4 wesker is controling them play the all of the resident evils mebey you will relize this

[alco212121]

y does that zommbie guy have a wrench going thru his back in 1:51 thru 1:55. LOL

[eeeXXXyyyy]

and dude u are epic fail to this game

[AOS49812]

dude u suck

[failmaster09]

i liked RE5 but i cant get past the shadow boss with the furnace and stuff

[eeeXXXyyyy]

HOLY SHIT DUDE REALY U CANT GET PAST THE FIRST BOSS??????? i did it on profesional with ease

[CutThroatAlex]

blow him up

[greatmoose]

U ARE GAY FAGGIT

[nixd25x]

YOU ARE ILLITERATE

[pungis142]

lol, keep it up

[Draysanman]

I guess I had to be there.

[flawlessxxxx]

Your commentary is crap, and you're a noob

[tuwhitcombe]

I signed in just to tell you....FAIL!

[hikfur]

ur a fucking loozer!!!

[mikeyjoe18]

Wow.  That wasn't funny at all.

[Replicaaaaaaaaaaa]

Not to sound smug but I think this is more entertaining. /watch?v=U4L0Q66VPOs

[CcGameDKR]

I can't believe this shit is featured. Then again, it's youtube. You try to hard to force commentaries. Actually, the fact that you comment while playing is pretty fucking lame.

[yeaps300]

EPIC FAIL

[JDorsey2001]

Awful.

[xxLiLBill14xx]

read comments below >.>

[TheVasember88]

Which games this one?

[rizo511]

resident bullshit 5

[TheDrNightmare]

No offense but usually people that insult RE5 suck at it. It is a hard game and people get mad because of it.

[Rapter27]

@TheDrNightmare I don't hate RE5 but it is not at all a hard game, it's a pretty mild difficulty even on the highest setting.

[pitbull8myguitar]

get out of the house and go get some pussy, you fuckin gamer pussy nerd.

[CoFGillesdeRais]

uuuuh seriously... how old are you?

[larzakulator]

you are such a nerd. not funny at all.

[HurpDurpDurp]

you're a nerd.

and you're not funny at all.

[Vanta]

it wasn't funny at all...

[gamerpro33]

lol,,really funny!!

[okq550]

I think that zombie didn't like your Melele'

:-)

[TheFirstGamingGuru]

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[invaderzim908]

@tazaraja1986 yes there is a god get a life

[poomuncher5000]

whatcha say about mah melele?! lmfao awesome

[xXmiNi101FaRtZzXx]

What did u say about my melele?!?!?!HAHA!!

[noruleswhzzp]

2:09 they're not fucking zombies they're INFECTED there's a difference actual zombies are the one that ate you these are just infected with a different version of the t-virus that makes them insane and want to kill you with knives and such

[jongarcia003]

He's right

[vincentvandoorslaer]

Sounds a lot like zombies too me :D

[xSTiZZLE]

BOOOOOOooo!!!!!

[MizzL0kita]

WATCHU SAY BOUT MY MELELE!!!!!??

Lmfao.. Priceless.

[desmodusmob]

this dude sucks ass. if anyone knows this dude in really life. please punch him in the face or kick his shins. piss in his gas tank, please!!!!

[desmodusmob]

"high five" glad someone does.

[tonymarie1984]

are you fucken serious this crap has 140 thousand views

[JJmoore12]

i tried to save her from the rapeist

[NakedBlaze]

what chu say about my melele is my fav xD

[ADM1986]

wtf...why is this popular?

[Razuchi]

@ADM1986 I was thinking the same thing

[KrakkaJax]

Why......does this have so many views?

[PoopingPal]

You saw it krakka, and so did I.

That gives 2 xtra views

[xSTiZZLE]

Because people watch it........................

[tbsk8er]

George Carlin believes rape is funny. This dude is hilarious, i laughed really hard when he said join the party mothafucka. But as i was say. Its a game, she probably just had a gruesome, slimy, grotesque thing shoved down here throat, you know to be a zombie.

[tluck1188]

gotta agree with sioux on that one