madwhitejamaican VS ackee tree

[sarakling76]

You already chopped enough with your slap chop! hahaha

[Muzishawn]

After My Previous Doubts This Confirms He Is A Legit Jamaican

[stickyr34]

since di ackee tree gone, she fi come back and buss yuh ass now!

[NiquaRhymesz]

man all ur video's are too jokess are u a country bunkan... mi nuh noe if me spell it right

[BROOKLYNBEAST226]

How many years do it take for a ackee tree to fully mature? How do you know when the ackee is ready to eat. Some people say if you eat it too early it will kill you rass lol!

[Kadster09]

@BROOKLYNBEAST226 When the ackee opens you can eat it. If you boil it when it's not open and eat it, it can kill you

[arrowtomyex]

hehe jonathan

[Temari404]

"wa, mi smell dog shit inna." lol!!!!

hilarious dude :p

[kaveoleon]

Rahhh di mam a chop treee..

[FresherDanAMaufu]

for whoever said the woman was belittled obviously hav no common sense listen to how concerned she sounds wen he starts choppin the tree, would u b concerned bout someone who belittles u or make u feel inferior?  ppl just need to relax

[tajhani]

i love this video, its soooooooooo down to earth!!!!! Oscar is the boss....bless up yuhself Madwhite....

[Suku919]

Next time I go down to Jamaica I would love to meet you down there.

[Qnz1kim]

Im ah REAL "Yawd" Mon

[Qnz1kim]

Im ah REAL "Yawd" Man.

[ShawnPaw100]

real jamaican style ennuh nice video man

[TheBytchii]

dwrcl a man name john and the dog name jack lol

[dqakaimp]

wow 8 mins of my time watching idlers with a video cam lol love u still and atleast i saw u wen u slim ,sexy and muscular lol wat happened jon??? :)

[nr2realgyal]

@dqakaimp

Probably him moved to America...

[JardinJewel]

i love butter ackee ain't nothin wrong with it

[melonie90]

a who seh white bwoy cant chop lol.

[SuperRashone]

yuh mi dun wah yuh a doh yute why the rassoclat yuh a doh to mi ackee tree yow mi a come fi mi bumboclat tree enuh boy lol

[MsTkhan]

mi wan seehim madda

[pauldomino]

These type of video are best John, show your beautiful people !

lmao @ 'devil pickney'

[Ubannedme]

When mi see u a chop the tree like a handicap mi haffi dead wid laugh, u remind me a one bredda up a country weh chop off the limb weh him a sit down pon. Needless fi say, him end up at hospital.

[5h4ggyDr34d]

Man people are racist everywhere, this is just horrible. They are helping and getting paid. It's just like having a lady come clean your house, or a person mowing your grass. It's a job, and they are getting paid. It's not like she is working against her free will.

It's 2010 people. There is mixed racist, leave the racism and closed minds in the 1930.

[ChristineMAmor]

Anybody can look at dis man and wonder why him madda did need helpers?

[killersoundboy]

@ChristineMAmor LMAO WOW REALLY BITCH YOU WENT ALL THE WAY IN THE FUCKING BACK OF THE COMMENTS TO PICK A FIGHT WITH ME I SAID ALL THAT BULL SHIT 2 FUCKING YEARS AGO AND YOU BITING ON MY DICK NOW WOW!!!

JUST FUCKING WOW!! YOUR FUNNY

[jamaicanqt1234]

dwl... renee have accent doh, lawd gee

[MissMira1122]

Jamaica looks beautiful... I hear Kingston is a bad spot. My husband is a yardie(from St. Mary) I'd never even heard of ackee until we got together, idk what butter ackee is but it won't hurt to ask. This video cracked me up, thanks for posting it:)

[ChristineMAmor]

@MissMira1122 Kingston has a very high crime rate, alarming to most people from elsewhere. Alarming to country people too. Actually, alarming to Kingstonians as well. Just damn alarming.

[FatJan]

Dem neva know seh if yu burn the base of the ackee tree, den it stop bear buttah ackee!

[MultiJah1]

yo, mi ah mixed yardee who live abroad,an all me wah say, more luv to di mad white jamaican, respect, gwan go deda bush white gal ahaha ya man ah it dat!

[mzbritish1]

wooooo dwl mi caah tek it this was funny

[oohrahash]

@naydine24

Mi juss a wonder....is it ok for black Jamaicans to have helpers? St Anne mi a come from...and plenty a black Jamaicans with helpers!! Plenty of people need them...and its a job for someone. Do you know anything bout this island?

This man obviously a born n bred Jamaican. Leave him be. Yuh dun kno why his mother need a helper...but juss cuz him white yuh assume dem rich rude white people mistreating other islanders? Somebody have sum racial issues?

[fuckduttypolitrixxa]

yuhs a fossy maan,

shoulda tek a swordmachet, di hooky nuh have no use fi chap

[unrecordable]

@fuckduttypolitrixxa LOL

[TheLadyd234]

i luv u!!!!!!!!!!!! ur the best

[RosemondP]

pmsl @ i can smell dog shit ya no!

[inezeda]

You're really funny!  I would love to see more of you teasing your mom.

[rastagyal76]

wow...good memories

[rolexshadow]

fuck if di tree did drop pon u mi woulda laugh u fuck

[tanya876diva]

lmao just watched this vid  so funny

[MultiMovado]

Welcome new website wurlGig.(com)

[amaboi123]

mon i also b a white jamaican aint dat crazy

[BLKWIDDOW]

eh bwoy a wah u a do... a bed u fi go bumboclarttt

[Sanandia]

You nearly chop off your head...Lol

[shecutess]

U is a devil pikni

[onesqr]

u really mad to rass. why u murder the ackee tree.

[QWILDER]

AWSOME!!!

[Coolest239]

Jamaica is the best

[JLickerish88]

mi can't wait fi go home dis summer...springfeild mi soon come!!!

[Trelli28]

ol fawt unnoo a cut dung di good good tree fi sport and fi post up pon youtube. dutty pappyshow!

[streetwheels]

i feel at home. :]

[C4INED]

my mum would pay a nice price for that for sure lol let me know maan lol

[reshadaht]

johnny babe,, why u had ti cut it down???

[mcinroxan]

i grew up having helpers too. i had helpers from i was a baby in kingston.

[hotdrumchick]

Luv the way you talk,sweet!!

My ex bf is Jamaican (St. Cath): it took a LONG time for me to understand his ma!!

People think I'm from the islands--guess I still have a little accent.

Btw, did anyone buy that table? It was pretty.

[madwhitejamaican]

make an offer lol

[LK9Icepick]

man u look like EMINEM. Im not being racist or sterotype. Im part jamacian.

So ya experinced chappa. Raaaaas him cut di sin ting good mon. Good video my ute!!!!!

[motly93]

is that your way of showing him your "part jamaican"

[LK9Icepick]

well after all its over the internet. I get to do shit i want over the internet. I show ways different from other. U seem to be into jamaican shit where girls shake their asses on videos which is pretty perverted. Its on ur fav videos.

[motly93]

thanx for spyin on my buddy

[LK9Icepick]

ur welcome embarrass u pretty badly

[motly93]

naw not really

but hey

cant blame you

[SistaWorksFilms]

Not only white people have helpers, my mother had helpers &we employ people to do various things as needed. Everyone has to work. My grandmother was a house keeper; no shame in honest work. Some people treat people who work for them poorly. I didn't get that impression watching this video. The helper had his mother's permission to discipline him, so she is highly regarded by the family. This is nothing unusual in Jamaica and the Caribbean nations.

[Azzaiel]

very true, i haven't been back in a while

[copperlocks1]

yes i don't blame yu butta ackee suck!!

[madwhitejamaican]

was the lady belittled? She has been employed by my family since I was a baby. There is nothing wrong with what she does and she is paid and treated fairly. Jamaica is an Island with very fiew options for anyone. And with the way the crime rate is things dont look better. So, I ask you What is your problem with this lady being employed by my family?

[tdevonner3]

she was in no way belittled u didnt not speak down to her and u can tell u treat as u would anybody else. some ppl dont understand and just feel the need to try and make trouble.

[oohrahash]

@madwhitejamaican

@naydine24

Mi juss a wonder....is it ok for black Jamaicans to have helpers? St Anne mi a come from...and plenty a black Jamaicans with helpers!! Plenty of people need them...and its a job for someone. Do you know anything bout this island?

This man obviously a born n bred Jamaican. Leave him be. Yuh dun kno why his mother need a helper...but juss cuz him white yuh assume dem rich rude white people mistreating other islanders? Somebody have sum racial issues?

[superblessed100]

@oohrahash - agreed. I am 100 Jcan and mixed. When i lived with my dad who is black we had a helper. The helper did everything. Almost every Jcan(midle class) and up has an helper. U cant disrespect them as that wa not tolerated..ppl just love to judge nd say bad about Jca...smh

[tdevonner3]

what does him having a helper have to do with being white. my grandfather had 12 dauters and 4 sons living in a 2 bedroom home and he had a helper as well and we are all black jamaicans. they were dirt poor. they live in the country part (grove town) where theres plumming but water runs seldomly and its easier to cook on a fire than a stove. most ppl i kno have helpers. ppl who need work helping ppl he need work done. they are like family but at the same time they get paid.

[oohrahash]

@naydine24

Mi juss a wonder....is it ok for black Jamaicans to have helpers? St Anne mi a come from...and plenty a black Jamaicans with helpers!! Plenty of people need them...and its a job for someone. Do you know anything bout this island?

This man obviously a born n bred Jamaican. Leave him be. Yuh dun kno why his mother need a helper...but juss cuz him white yuh assume dem rich rude white people mistreating other islanders? Somebody have sum racial issues?

[oohrahash]

@naydine24

@naydine24

Mi juss a wonder....is it ok for black Jamaicans to have helpers? St Anne mi a come from...and plenty a black Jamaicans with helpers!! Plenty of people need them...and its a job for someone. Do you know anything bout this island?

This man obviously a born n bred Jamaican. Leave him be. Yuh dun kno why his mother need a helper...but juss cuz him white yuh assume dem rich rude white people mistreating other islanders? Somebody have sum racial issues?

[242BAHAMIAN]

@naydine24, Why are you?? You so fool!! You don't even hear what the the HELPER said about MWJ, about when he was growing up!! "He was a devil picney." So maybe the beef that you have you should address the Helper & Renny!! Not MWJ see if you don't get CUSS!! Listen to the frigging conversation, if you can, HAHA!!

[mnfinfan]

@naydine24 in 67 when i was a baby my family moved to Jamaica, my mum said the first day we were there 20 plus women turned up looking to be our helper. The reality is, there aren't many options for work and if we hadn't hired a helper then it would a been us who were racist. We hired Bibs just out of school. She was my second mother, and she became an integral part of our family. I am the strong successful person today in part due to her. I regret I don't have someone like her for my kids.

[TheBytchii]

@naydine24 yes u have jamaicans light skin who are fuckers but guess wat its not all of dem. im a dark skin jamacian dated a few 'rich kids' but only one of the 5 of them that i date treated there helper badly! they mostly treat them as an extention of their family

[MixedPeoplesGroup]

Wow that one brought back some memories. I miss my home bad.

[MIMI232]

Lol, this man makes me laugh soo much. He sounds sexy to me when he talks. My parents are Jamaican also BIG UP JA!

[ninjaguy3]

"Johnathan is a devil pickney" LOL

[nahfairo]

u r a funny white boy.

[Dejay2474u]

"John mi nuh trus yuh wid that" HAHA 'The tree no good a butta ackee'' U r too funny. Lawd a mercy mine u bruk u back. I lived in St. Thomas and love the big trees inna di yard.. Big up keep it up

[supaxkawaii]

" Bwoy mi smell dog shit ya know. " YA TOO FUNNY !

Tina Lee aka Ms. Spanish

[winrelle]

AS Garnett Silk sey Jah nuh run nuh wire fence, out of many we are one. Jamaica na Jamaicans to di Worl .....

[jamdownsbest]

most white jamaican accent nuh mek it, even though they were born there. thats cuz the spirit is not in them. unu go bac a europe, bout u helpers. i cant stand unu likle blood suckers. unu f di country an lef di problem gi we, so whappn lef di place nuh

[sabrinababy16]

Reunited, how sweet. :)

[kadzal]

yow John Oscar classic! lmao

[GullyKreeper]

WOIEEEEEE.. Oscar get coward , him feel say John a go drop offa de tree.. YOW me like Oscar, hima good story teller.

[galiss4life]

i do di same ting in my yaad same whit bwoy wa chop sumting down wen eva di gardna doin work me wa do sum a dat

[Afrocentrickqueen]

well the first time i saw mad white jamaican and i heard his accent i knew his ass was from uptown of course. i`m from kingston, the ghetto part, lol but that`s where most of the mixed, white, indian and chinese kids come from, uptown or nieghbourhood watch, but yeah out of many we are one. by the way John i think your cute. lol

[jrmetmoi]

He is. He's sexy because he's too funny.

[GGLebo23]

@Afrocentrickqueen Why does every race have more money than black Jamaicans on average? How is this so when when black people make up the majority? Do blks own any of the stores, hotels, companies, or anything in the country?

[Afrocentrickqueen]

@GGLebo23 Hey, i wish i could tell you why. i just know that for some people uptown its been passed down from generation to another. Others, they just worked their butt off to get to where they are. Most blacks in Jamaica don`t have the resources or even know how and where to get the money from to start their own business. Others are so use to being poor they just accept their lifestyle, no hope anymore is the kind of mind set they develop because of constant negative situations that they face.

[GGLebo23]

@Afrocentrickqueen Well thx for the explanation. My family is from Jamaica and I've always wondered why when I see videos of JA poor market areas and slums seem to have darker folk, but when I see JA businessmen, prime ministers, and other politicians I see a higher frequency of light skin folks. It's sad that it works like that down there.

[ChristineMAmor]

@GGLebo23 lots of black people own things. Especially if you define "black" the american way, to include all the mixed race people. The point is, black people are such an overwhelming majority that most of ANYTHING in Jamaica will be black. This includes the rich. And of course, the poor.

[GGLebo23]

@ChristineMAmor I actually don't consider mixed folks black, but I appreciate all the information you gave me about Jamaican society.

[mnfinfan]

@GGLebo23 my Doctor in Lucea, (on the NorthWest coast between MoBay and Negril) was Dr. Arthur Wint, a Gold Medal Winner for Jamaica in 1948 and then again in 1952, he was black so yes of course there are many black Jamaicans that have money and are successful (though most of them went to Cayman and stateside when Mickey Mouse was in power lol) but Jamaica is a heavily populated country who is majority black, so you gwan have black people who are poor, but that does not mean that is the reality.

[0s0badly]

i kno ur jamaican but di accent different mi tuggs!

[raqsattaq]

AHAH!! Random: "Johnathan is a devil-pickney"

[thesparklingdiva16]

HAHAHA iz dat was di best part of di whole ting. ROFL

[wrestlinglover9]

lol all caribbean people we use the sams slang but in diff ways!!! we all funny

[CrystalJawz]

We all just automatically NOT grown up once we go back home don't!? This video make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside ... I used to run from my helper just cause she did want to give me a bath ... FUCK THAT! so I ran till sun set

[irishspice69]

lol omg this is crazy!!!

[lyokangirl0005]

It shows how Jamaicans really run things. Thanks for uploading,and you really looked anxious to cut the tree.

[VieiraismyIdol]

im proud man shows how jamaica really is now

[bboyyizzer]

OMG! she called you a devil baby. haha

[Skyjuice70]

no..she called him a devil pickney.

pickney = child or kid in patois.

[bboyyizzer]

yea i know wat that means since im jamaican my self.

[Alleyneko]

Yeah use those muscles babe!  yooohooo! ^_~

[browneyes11422]

I love this video; I love seeing my J.A it's so beautiful. How old are you?? Do you like black girls?

[Malachai2012]

lol easy now

[ANDRE45]

say he use to climb the tree when he was akid an dwhen he did somethin bad he runs up the tree to not get a beting

[JA2NJ]

there are good parts in kingston so stop  acting like everywhere is bad..

[madwhitejamaican]

bad is not the issue. it's the scenery; there is no beach nearby or nothing cool to be close too. If you went in the hills maybe.

[Trelli28]

so hellshire annoh beach?

[ChristineMAmor]

@madwhitejamaican I think you're a country boy. De yard look too big, and you don't like Kingston. You like any city??

[JA2NJ]

This guy was born in JA? or that's just their vacation home..

[madwhitejamaican]

fitst of all. who is there right mind would put a Vacation home in kingston??

[Skyjuice70]

haha..you got that right. vacation homes are for the north coast...but you already know that. respect !

[jrmetmoi]

True!

[ChristineMAmor]

@JA2NJ You joking, right? Vacation home?? You nevah know sey dem have different colour people in Jamaica? Where you did t'ink dem get de motto? "Out of many, one people"?

[madwhitejamaican]

lol thats my parents tree. i want to make money on my own. :)

[JayKindlin]

lol

fucka idle lmao

[MzSkitzo]

LMAO he kills me xD

[nattyjrsani]

Is that "THE" Edley Shine from born jamericans in your video. I miss born jamericans. Youths from Washington!! Madwhitejamaican when are you coming out with a record? I like your sound.

[RenaeWright]

lol

[Jwbagz21]

yo!!! You are mad cool!!!! I can so hear the little bit British in your accent... I would love to talk like you!!!! Your the man madwhitejamaican!

[ChristineMAmor]

@Jwbagz21 You can hear "British"? wtf is "British"?

[MsJamaica17]

JONATHAN IS A DAMN PIKNEY!*points finger* lollollmao damn pikney!!!!!!!!! go chop Bush

[jonsatwalmart]

get on xbox live!!!!!! and add me

*jonsatwalmart*

[FatJan]

Is a 'butter' ackee tree, it have no use. Dem sey if you burn the base of the tree, it will help mek di ackee firm. Tried that but it didn't work.

[madwhitejamaican]

why does that not surprise me?

[tidouble1]

Raatid bwoy you near chop off yu raas an lol

[shary903]

leave de tree lone......bet it a go grow back you mad white ra#@*! ha ha you funny no hell!

[michtenn16]

loool @devil pickney

[Tigerdnv89]

why the FUCK is he chopping down the ackee tree. ackeeis good for you and taste good. that is also the native friut of JA. Ackee is so expensive, and when you have a tree in your backyard you are very,very lucky.

[labatimamzelle]

i love this!!!

[NaturallyNatty]

ha ha ha ha ha! Where's the salt fish tree?

[jomothegreat]

Boy not so to cut tree boy! mind u cut uself for real

[BigT12]

wow watching this video makes me feel home sick. good job wit the ackee tree.

[simyjamtennishot7]

madwhitejamican is my moms friends son.

[kimmy319]

Oscar is classic..lol :)

[mikeygeneral]

Di mon chop dung di bloodclaat ackee tree.when ackee so haad fi find a forin. Is a shame 15.00 a can! Why you dont send Ruddy a forin fi chop bush?

[rk053169]

gwaan hustle di mosaic table dem my yute ... mek yu money

[swcballer3]

ayo seriously my lawd lemme buy di sinting fi 200$ dollah US dat's about 3000$ Jamaican? mi nuh noe but lemme a msg zeen? -nuff respect

[keeRhaines]

my FaV. vid of you ...it reminds me of my home in clarendon....god i waan go home....i know uve heard this before but lawd u are somting else!lol....keep the vids comin....

[famousboyzky]

hey u from clarendon were there im from race track

[keeRhaines]

NOPE DENBIGH....

[famousboyzky]

u fron denbigh im from race track

[original6mouse]

I love this video.

[kjmarlo]

this is my favorite video for some strange reason. Maybe because this clip shows your personality

[battypuppet]

johnatan is a DEVIL PICKNEY

[squealerz]

KSB..you failed to spell grammar correctly. Proofread your comments/posts if you plan to reprimand someone on their use of the English language. Nuh worry bout wi patois..wi flexible dem way deh!!!

[SingerSweetie02]

his backyard is beautiful. i live in trinidad and mine looks kinda like dat

[bigshot222]

300 dollas fo da table ya

[LukeWebley]

lmao devil pitny

[SANKOFA1]

HAAAAAAA DEVIL PITNY!!

[deandralizz]

so, John, tell me, what if this guy, were choppin down this tree say.....bout 15 years ago?....u helper wuda been a Happyblackjamaican fOR SURE>..but wat wud YOU hav been?

[MixedChick416]

lmao@oscar cool nah man

[An1malBaBi]

Oscar is soo worried bless...he IS my grandad...jus the same bless.

[killersoundboy]

ya see that type of shit is what no american can do with just machete those type of people i have pride for those do it the hard way and and still are happy im just living around a bunch of fucking lazy ass spoiled punk ass american kids that do even have any respect for no other culture madjamaican much love and respect to you,family and friends. bless

[twnky1]

why you need to talk bad about people to make ur self feel better...humm

[killersoundboy]

i dont need other people to make me feel good about my self what i wrote is just fact you all are lazy and fat and spoiled and you need to pull your head out of your ass and see the truth

[twnky1]

first i am american raised in jamaica and i cant stand listen to people like you...anyway pussyhole if yuh no like we daz ur problem fuck off suck yuh maddaz man and choke

[killersoundboy]

first of all jack im if your raised in jamaica what the fuck are you bitching about better there than over here and if your going to stick up for americans than type proper american english dick that at least one thing american have over you guys good grammer and spelling

[keeRhaines]

i can attest to the fact that u guys can neither speak nor spell better than any English caribbean country...so let me switch it up to patois.GO SUCK U MODA.LIKKLE PUSSYHOLE PIECE A SHIT.I'VE BEEN HERE LONG ENOUGH TO HEAR SO MANY AMERICANS OF ALL RACES ASK ME HOW TO SPELL THE MOST SIMPLE WORDS.NOT THAT AMERICANS R STUPID..BUT YOU'RE SURE AS HELL NOT THE SMARTEST.FACT:18 OTHER COUNTRIES PRODUCES MORE DOCTORS AND SCIENTISTS..AND THE CURRENT PRESIDENT.OH LORD,WONT GO THERE-and he went to yale-SAD

[killersoundboy]

...what YO MOMMA A BITCH!!! lol

[SweetCaramel7983]

lol WHAT America are you from?

[ChristineMAmor]

@killersoundboy Are you saying Americans use better grammer and spelling than Jamaicans? All Americans and all Jamaicans? That is an excessive generalization, and patently untrue as you yourself demonstrate. Any remark about any aspect of the language from you is ludicrous, as you write one continuous stream of words with no punctuation whatsoever, not even capital letters. You say "your" when it seems you mean "you're", just one example. Learn the language before you criticize a whole people.

[jamillionaire80]

wtf u talkin bout

[Glitchezz]

shut uno bloodclaat!

[gigibaby213]

you sound like my dad he is not from jamaica but some st.kitts