Don't Put It In Your Mouth (Full Version, 1993)

[Paronikwa]

this commercial gave me knightmares as a kid

[ChunkyChocobo]

I don't understand why this didn't scare me as a kid.....but i just watched in it in amazement everytime i saw this

[SavageBezerkEclipse]

Now Remember girls, Don't put it in your mouth!

[xAyaLollikies]

And don't walk fast on slippery surfaces cuz I did that yesterday and slipped my leg into a door, now I have a huge bruise xD

[bioshock2bigsister]

I was singing this in school today...

[JohnnyXFay]

One: LMAO. Two: I think this might constitute as accidental nightmare fuel.

[babybabyoh2]

used to watch this when i was little..... this is how i turned out. This video teaches todays generation 2 lessons... 1) dont put things in your mouth 2) DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE SINGING VEGETABLES! THEY WILL TRAUMATIZE YOU AND YOU WILL END UP LIKE ME :'(

[Lozial]

"Can I eat the guitar?" "NO."

[xm8756]

Or some cock meat

[kawaisoze]

Why is this song very similar to Akinyele "Put it in Your Mouth" wtf 0.o

[IL0VEPANCAKES]

Always ask someone you love before you put it in your mouth.

[wingsofhope2]

These puppets are frightening

[jasflora1993]

i think this the wrong way

[krazykrys1]

Ive seen this a lot as a kid now rewatching they are pretty scary puppets lol

[Ashanmaril]

I totally remember this. It scared me so much when I was little. :/

[Daviticus042]

"Can I eat the guitar?" LOL

[miishaa20011]

i see what they did here...

[singinglawnchair]

Someone needs to make a version of this song with clips from My Strange Obsession and the weird shit people eat.

[DualGreen]

DON'T PUT MARBLES IN YOUR NOSE

PUT THEM IN THERE

DO NOT PUT THEM IN THERE

[XxSqueegiexX]

I saw this all the time as a kid. SO MANY MEMORIES.

[bioblitzer]

.....this is about sex isnt it?

[DivineSlayer1]

TheHelldragon sent me here...

[MegMcGTV]

So creepy O.O

[Honeykatie2]

Those furry blue puppets scare the crap outta me....*shudder*. Especially when the camera focused on the girl.

[supper234]

i think this is funny

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[Lurkinlaw]

MATT AND PAT!!!



[SonnOfNeil]

19 years old and I still have nightmares.

[boynextdoor1981]

@SonnOfNeil i hear ya, the blue girl with the big eyebrows scare me

[maddy123233]

Oh. My. God.

This.

[KozmoKiller]

No one knows just what exactly the blue liquid inside a magic 8-ball is, but it looks delicious!

[tr0s3ph]

HAI GUISE! DIGG SEND ME HERE>

[EMackills]

This is kirby's anti thesis.

[Rachelwuzheer]

OMFG, why in God's name did I watch that? Now I'm just going to be singing it to myself and my sister will ask me what I'm singing, then I'll have to tell her, and then she'll probably pee herself.

[CaityLaner]

Don't put it in your mouth until you ask someone you love.

[MrIpodtouchey]

dont you put it in your mouth, get it? =3

[missemma00]

fluffee sent me here ;)



[AVGN4life1]

Are they made of cotton candy or Insulation?...guess I should put it in my mouth and find out!

[avalanchesuperstar]

1:18 she wants your soul! look away kids! they are singing for your soul!

no but seriously this is some funny crack shit

[AngleCoreWow]

Wait.. What the fuck are these...?

[SuperTina65]

this used to FREAK ME THE HELL OUT WHEN I WAS 3 NOW 19 AND GUESS WHAT? I'M STILL scared LOL!!!!

[SufferWithPride]

Thumbs up if Fluffee sent you here

[nicefeet7]

1:18

...scarred for life...

[MsKylie93]

gotta love Canadian commercials: strange blue puppets, talking televisions and small hippos that live in your closet.

[SponzifyMee]

Imagine linking this to a person on lsd

[lederping]

Nostalgia!

[backuganhelper]

This Always gives me nightmares when i was a kid.

[ninjaairman11]

OMFG This is amazingly funny and informative.

[copywriterz]

Press 4 ._.

[FoxForever90]

It would be better if they could lip synch properly?

Actually no, that makes it funnier.

[KnadowtheHechidna]

Remember Kids: If someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable...that's NO good, it's your body, no one has the right to touch it if you don't want them to, so what do you do? First you say "No", then you get out of there!

[bravo075]

That lion's done some serious meth...

[NickzCB]

this scared the shit outta me when I was a kid...

[BrianJensen]

Matt and Pat sent me O_O ... damn them.

[ge5undhe17]

You could get sick, HYUCK

[stuartrockin]

Wtf, i paused my porn for THIS shit...

*continues fapping*

[NadiaNinjuhh]

This track is so fucking dope.

[Rockman1047]

@NadiaNinjuhh Two best friends play

[NadiaNinjuhh]

@Rockman1047 :3 

[Narrasus]

"Always ask someone you love before you put anything in your mouth."

Advice for life, kids!

[DoctorBeardface]

Replace the word "don't" with "girl" in this song and it becomes an R n B track.

[Terbiakji]

2bestfriendsplay sent me here

[nrdsgtbck101]

@Terbiakji me too!

[popolynn2]

I won't take this advice

[theJoyDivisionCure]

he's not even playing the guitar!

[natendo3ds]

A whole 2 minute submital message... HA!

[phayfoxx]

why is this so utterly terrifying.

[97airbear]

Dont you put it in your mouth, don't you put it your mouth. Unless its my cock

[DrShocker84]

This video strangely turns me on...........

[TheSupremelyEvilOne]

I LOVE YOU, CAN I EAT THE GUITAR?!

[MatthewPetryga]

does this rule apply to girls?....cause like....yeah....

[ShadowCrowX]

things that don't belong inside you........

[ThinkFox]

"if you eat some poison you could get really sick" tehe

[BBC600]

CREAPY!

[MaxandFroggy]

" I love you can i eat the guitar? " " No?"

[xloveegurlX]

Mattg brought me here

[MaxandFroggy]

HAHAHAHA below....



[tnawwe101]

What if the person you love IS what you're putting in your mouth, who the hell do I ask then?!

[Failmachine2000]

bootleg muppets, ukalaly and a talking lion i think i just watched disney's Fantaisia while having an acid trip

[OneProspectMind]

i wonder how Akineyle feels about this. LMFAOOOO

[TheseKidsWithGlasses]

you should never put anything in your mouth unless you love them

[Shinketa]

This freakin creepy...

[ScreamIt87]

BUT....HOW W1LL 1 G3T 4ROUND L1F3 1F 1 C4N'T...T4ST3 TH1NGS >:?

[musiciangirl591]

this is terrifying, im never putting anything in my mouth that i don't know what it is again

[204Archer]

Nearly 20 years later and I still remember every fucking word..

[SofiaaxRainbowxSex]

We watched this in MATH CLASS.

[Uvia456]

We saw this in class today.

SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF US but made us laugh.

[cmpunkfan1122334]

this goes exceptionally well with Guile's Theme

[cmpunkfan1122334]

This goes exceptionally well with Guile's Theme

[theprimerib]

not exactly something helpful to watch at 1:00 in the morning.

[kingdomofdarkness1]

if you eat some poison you could get sick... -___- ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!!

[rockappreciationTJE]

1:08 do they say 'real... dick!' ???

disturbing...

[TheRWOCompany]

to all you whores out there, this commercial was aimed towards you JUST to warn you about all the STD's you'll get.

[angiegracesicat]

never actually watched the full version as a child, until now .... xD

[Jchocobo]

This was a lot less scarier as a kid

[dISRUPTRR]

I remember this shit.

[pooptickler1337]

That was the reason I couldn't get to bed. Thx a fucking lot creepy commercial.

[chilipepper90909]

Thumbs up if you're here because of Matt G

[SailorPinkRanger]

Girl: Can I eat the guitar? *bites guitar*

Boy: N...No.

[BlakiepooTube]

You just know the girl is now a total oral whore of a pornstar.

[SubHarrison]

0:40 the entire 18-25 demographic can probably recite the entire song.

[QualityJeverage]

Don't eat poison. Gotcha, wise lion.

[ellurfellur18]

this used to be my favourite commercial... best sing a long...

[0Railuc0]

I watch gory horror movies before sleeping and I'm fine after.

I watch this, and I'm guessing I'll have nightmares.

[TheBabyEinstein]

Oh God.

[claudiarisco]

This song is so inaporpiate

[CJGification]

I love you can I eat the guitar?

No

Oh....

[CLASHofTHElonders]

why did i click the full version?

after watching the first one and got creeped out and memories brought back

[startrekredneck]

i'm here from mattg!

[WomboMyCombo]

Motherfucking LagTV. Thank you Jeff and Adam for the nightmares :(

[IwantCheeseMr]

Ahh! I remember this creepy commercial...

[misternipples100]

insert blowjob joke here

[TheExtremistModerate]

Courtesy of Reddit:

Obviously Dovahkiin never saw this PSA.

[sharqi666]

im wrecked enough, i'll eat your guitar

[drewbluedrew]

LOL! And that lion at the end is all cracked out.

[cutieraelyn]

Brings back memories!

[TheSterTubeNEW]

This is sexually inappropriate.

[desu2234]

>If you ate someone else's pets

Children's television at its finest, folks.

[LeafyBMan]

62 people put "it" in their mouth

[emokid74134]

it's such a shame people take this in such a very wrong way................ who am I kiddin? lol

[Caleb5617]

I like how Pee-Wee Herman is a related video... *HINT-HINT*

[CarnageKing13]

O.my.fucking.god...I now have nightmares...e.O

[m2daayla]

Thumbs up if Mattg sent you?

[coppatop]

I love you, can I eat your pussy?

[UnicornStache]

that was fackin creepy! Even now!

[CrimsonSkyss]

OK! i love you, can i eat the gutair?

[kitty4002]

D: ITS REAL?

[stardude2006]

LMAO !!! I love this ! : )

[BeigomaStudios053]

i remember this

[vampires185]

That... was beautiful.

[CookiesXcream77]

Yet we still take candy from strangers on Halloween...

[LaxBros4Life]

@CookiesXcream77 No, they canceled the holiday for some states this year.

[CookiesXcream77]

@LaxBros4Life

How can they cancel a holiday? D:

[LaxBros4Life]

@CookiesXcream77 By being overpaid government bastards.

[CookiesXcream77]

@LaxBros4Life

Ah yes. I see now.

[LaxBros4Life]

@CookiesXcream77 And people think the Grinch is only a fairy tale...

[CookiesXcream77]

@LaxBros4Life77

The grinch isn't a fairy tale? o3o

[XxSporkxX13]

Cause kids totally nom down on poison now a days, eh?

[avalanchesuperstar]

Me at 3: WAAAA those blue things are scary

Me at 6: Ahhhh I don't like this

Me now: That's what she said!

[AnimeCrazee13]

This gave me nightmares as a kid :c

[christymay26]

wow this is so old i remember watching this when i was 5 im now 26!

[Existantia]

Can you imagine the jokes on the set????

[canaidiangirl456]

gay . . . this gives me NIGHTMERES

[Smorec28]

these things still scare me... and its been 10 years.... o.O

[wisemage0]

This is almost as hilarious at seventeen

as it is horrifying at seven

[vampirekitty001]

this is why i stopped watching treehouse at age three, those blue ferbies ARE EVIL!!!!!1

[Sprunk12]

OMG I remember this. lol i loved this commercial!

[coleman9218]

and jews too

[PirateKaity]

you know she put something of his in her mouth before this ...

[PirateKaity]

is this wrong it gave me a boner ?

[extreme29]

HOLY SHIT A LION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[Heidiroonie]

'Always ask someone you love..' What if the child is emo and just does not love anything? Do they starve? Poor emos, always getting hated on.

[earthrose93]

ED canadians are wierd

[earthrose93]

the boy puppet sounds like edd from ed edd and eddy LOL

[MinecraftSituations]

I put it in my mouth sorry...

[undisputed4life]

I gotta make sure my girlfriend doesn't watch this... Hehe.

[Taro326]

So wait....if a stranger tries to give you something? Say no. But if it's a family member saying eat this. Which could be his D**k. It's ok if he say yes?

Lol?

[Dimeuh17]

nightmares! what the hell were they thinking with these puppets??

[honor21221able]

@Dimeuh17 i know they need to stop making stuff so scary when it comes to safety because if they keep doing that the kids won't be interested in watching it if its so creepy looking.

[TheFalloutExperience]

This ad gave people so many bad ideas...

[gdhillier]

lol, so stupid... I totally remember this... I'll put whatever I want in my mouth :P

[TheKrakenBros]

this intire song is just a big thats what she said joke

[trivialcallipygian]

Despite HOW many times I saw this as I kid, I'm still home sick today from food poisoning. Sigh.

[neenanameless]

LIKE A MUFFIN OR A BEET

best part ever

[tashads]

Holy shit! I remember this! LMAO!! Awww, I miss the 90s...

[NerdDog16]

I love you can i suck your tits?

[pepperbunny14]

ohhhhh my gosh Is this really that old? I remember seeing this on the TV when I was a kid... omg!

[SPS148669]

At age 5 when I turned of my Super Nintendo, this commervial came on.

[87armywifey]

i didn't know this was a real song i saw it on fluffeetalks

[DavidTannyFan]

Captions get pretty great once the song kicks in, turn that broken mess on

[oxycontinjon]

Look what daffodils do upload that commercial

[mdma4life]

Can I eat ... your hot blue puppet pussy?

er ... nvn