10 THINGS U NEED 2 KNOW ABOUT LIFE

[freedfighter96]

WUT IT DO SKWWEZY!

[doomfan12345]

Ha! My name is Matthias !!!

[chunkymilk]

Get dat respek dawg. 

[L3G1T0Sh1T]

wtf? lmao xD

[KingPizzaGuy5]

just cuz theres a rotten spot dont mean u cant enjoy the rest of the fruit... genius

[LanaAnn97]

Don't water trees with vodka!

[DaGroundUnder]

ROFLMFAO

[VoreTechz1985]

ZON!

[TheRealCameronDrake]

As soon as he said "Dont Fuck Animals" I LMAO

[ParaTroopaGoomba]

Lmaoooooooooooooo he tryed watering his plant with vodkaa xDD

[redfang59134]

im not listnen to a meth head bout advice on life thank u n only reason i wtched this cause friend sent it

[xxitsjenxx1]

Got major respect for you skweezy

[SpeedsterZ28]

From 5:26 on--that's real talk, folks--heed that advice!

[noobz0r]

...probably...

[mrhozer]

Squeeezy u got the best philosophy in da wurld, but if you fuck a dirty ho ur gonna be getting them nasty stds n shit, kuz if a ho is too lazy to stay clean then she would take on any rotten cok.

[EatMyCookie1234]

He don't seen like the kinda guy that likes plants lol

[Nothingismagnificent]

What's a peach, Squeezy?

ZOOOOON!!!

[klojinum]

ZONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[TheKronMonster]

KronMonster is confused...

[AlphaMusicGroup1]

Billy Mays.

Bitches be hatin'

[coolgent75]

Bill Cosby?

[MrSTLHockey10]

4 people don't know shittttt about life

[blizzaire08]

AY YO SKWEEZ JAMES CAAN'S NAME IS NORMAL AN HE BEEN INNA TONNA SHIT

[zeroshadowsk8er]

pretty sure i've played this guy on Xbox Live

[ChAinHanGlOw69]

@zeroshadowsk8er if u lost it was me

[MrJcblyon]

@ChAinHanGlOw69 Whats your gamertag fool? Lets make some kids rage.

[giventofly1789]

imma get myself a fuckin tree bro

[theeyoungbeedaweeda]

fuck his fools name is elliot ya i'm spreadin it

[superniokas]

liked that

[Pangweeno]

you forgot to say 'not to get aids' homey!

[Kanner111]

Always cheers me up. Wooo!

[bo0chie9]

i spit this shit to my gf.. bitch aint know no respect naww mean?

[geemet]

ayo skweezy what happened to that rap album u were workin on?

[ChAinHanGlOw69]

@geemet workin on that next single rite now homey

[getnthevanihavecandy]

straight wisdom homie

[tyspace01]

It took me about ten times to figure out trees don't like vodka too lol man they don't know how to party....

[valensmann]

skweezy kno bout life.....

[rcrespo357]

goddamn you are hilarious.

[soSiccK]

Skweezy's real name is Elliot Goldberg. Real ganster, Elliot! LOLOL

[squidlien]

and i wonder is this guy really this way?? or is it a charactor???

[MrPisster]

@squidlien Why doubt if he's real when you probably went to school with at least 10 guys exactly like this.

[squidlien]

my bros name is jacob with his weak assss aha

[KKurt8892]

dawg ur speling is shit

[MrDaniel199019]

oh my god we need to hang out

[aaronmakowski]

lol bro u need sum more lyfe experence, chikin bones r a gud omen, don u think fate exits homey?

[spindext]

skweezy the wisest zon!!!

[YouCanCallMeCharlz]

next time I come in counter with a stinky ass hoe thats got a peach thats dripping that sweet nectar I'll ask myself...what would skeezy do? enjoy the rest of the fruit...ZON!

[pyrolowryder]

how do u know his name is elliot?

[buschbeer100]

Most important thing in life: Dont commit hate crimes by fuckin a man and turning him into a woman. 2) pimp on

[PurplePills666]

Hahahahaahahha don't fuck animals

[iamsplatter]

tree

[Pegritz]

jesus f christ, homey im laughing so hard I can't even punctuate for shit right now. That Olive Garden story MURDERED me!

[LobotomyMadeEasy]

SKWEEZY U ALWAYS TEACH ME GUD LESSONS I LERNED SO MUCH FRUM U HOMEY IM STAYIN STRAIGHT PAID U NO

[imbeat]

what happened skweezy, why arnt you funny anymore?

[DaProtagonist]

Do I have to take the respect up the ass?

[mercifuldarkness]

u cant water a tree with vodka i guess cuz they dont like to get fucked like me

[MIKEKENNY1832]

ELLIOT!!!!!! HAHA UR A FAG

[N4Rv4mpir3h34rt]

oh my god. 

[supermojo1984]

Im gonna start enjoying the rest of the fruit, Skweeezy.

[lemonademango777]

Astronomy is a legit science homey, google it.

You're thinking of Astrology and yes, astrology bitches are batshit crazy.

[Andybaby]

WHY NOT USE DA PLACE YOU WASH YORE HANDS IN IN THE TOILET TO COOL YORE DIK OFF ZON?

[blizzaire08]

AY YO SKWEEZ I THINK U MISPELLED REPECK

[gommmme]

so inspirational, there should be more people like you

[utbunny]

Goddamn that was deep.

[Outerspacehaze]

swag

[12jwalton]

Justin Bieber

[pappasmoke85]

stop listing regular names people, this is a joke.



[pappasmoke85]

stop listing regular names people, this is a joke.

[spiderman00193]

You must become a comedian lol....there's good money in it ! >_< Government's shutting down btw o.O

[AnimatorLinden]

i am learning

[kookookachoofoo]

BILLY MAYS HAD A REGULAR NAME

[pumitaproductions]

i planted an apple tree a few weeks ago :P now i have an apple plant

[hado123]

john lennon

[theFLICKpick]

man you sir can stay in character, funny shit.

[spiderman00193]

@theFLICKpick Lol even when he leaves comment replies he stays in character.

[amenokiseki]

ZON

[MidiPunk]

That's some deep shit dawg.

[Scottwax]

Don't fuck animals because you can have a family with them. Words to live by.

[kirbyisrad]

this video is straight based

[HSE5000]

WISDOM

[slickrickjohnson]

That last one is the realest zon.Unless they don'y have no doe.Any beezy I dick down has to kick down.

[remidogs]

aint ur name elliot? lmao

[ChAinHanGlOw69]

@remidogs fuck no homey thats a rumer

[pumitaproductions]

@ChAinHanGlOw69 hey, fuck you

[bennAybwoii]

@ChAinHanGlOw69 ELLIOT AINT GANGSTA HOMIE. THANK GOD YO NAME IS SKWEEZY. MINES BENEFIT DAWG. REMEMBER I LET YOU FUCK MY SISTER. I PUNCHED HER TEETH OUT FOR XXTRA PLEASURE FO YOU DAWG.

[fortiersabrina95]

@ChAinHanGlOw69 skweezy stop lying :P on one of your videos the place where you got interviewed for a job left you a voice mail regarding that you didnt get the job and he clearly stated your name was elliot

[HerrToad]

@ChAinHanGlOw69

ELLIOT JIBBSTEIN

[JVhapu]

Samuel L. Jackson, Billy Mays

but i love these videos :D

[lawrencet]

what about billy joel? lol

[Naxwell]

Arbor day motherfuckers.

[cr7davidlamadrid]

skweezy has just changed my whole look on life. he always looks at the glass being half full.

[JessGraceNew]

ZON

[Jackkun23]

RESPECT!!!! bitch

[d00nutt1]

damn

[ElisionMusic]

fuck yeah

[warriorzin]

FUK YEEEEE

[UtensiI]

Skweezy jibbs 4 lyf!

[cookiereds]

second beatchh



[UtensiI]

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