Typical Male Teenager

[Missgreendaylovesme]

@0:30 he should be a Korean pop star :p

[teehee287]

you look like my cousin...weirdd....

[kevinyankee2]

I thought you would say you ate a sandwich for lunch... but you seriously went for chips and ice-cream...

[lightjello]

omg the news are almost 1234567

[carmellaisiconic]

:( why can't iPod users watch this?¿

[goodsport1]

I just posted a random comment , and it got to the top.

[ourintertwiningstars]

Sunchips changed so much, lol.

Parents are supposed to be responsible, it's in their job description.

[Atthebeach15]

i c jackie!!!!<3

[Atthebeach15]

i dont cook i dont clean and i go outside and play football or paint ball fights.

[General2528342]

Ah ha!! i know your intro! i got his cd a couple years ago, i can't believe you played his song!

[cameryn11cc]

ding ding ding ding dingdingdingdingding!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!ooowwww!!

[Hafrah2001]

I LOVE U BUT U SEXIST PIG

[ArwaRocks64]

ORDER PIZZA ! :p

[charizardtalon8]

zit on my ass?

[yoshnaa96]

jackie is behind kevin sitting on the bed trying to steal the spotlight :D

[froo13]

i pause the video,go to the top of the stairs,shout down the stairs

Me:mOMMY IM HUNGRY! she says shes working. outside

Me:DADDY IM HUNGRY!

dad:what r u gonna do for me?

me:nothin

dad:k i need to train you to make fod

me:i shouldnt run around if i hadnt eaten yet,ill faint x)

Dad:-.- *makes food*

=D

[DarlingLove95]

(:

[xavierxxcombo24]

I can cook want some help learning?

[TTTpuparatzi]

his video's are addictive!!

[marshmellowsrockXD]

Im a girl and i cant cook for shit

[SMYGtheQuickSnipers]

spongebob taught me what a spatula was



[reaperson7]

I'm a male teenager that can cook Lol

[peacebysophie]

i saw jackie in the background

[Starbuckskat]

I came here from a video about stereotypes.

[SarahIsAwesome113]

LOL. I'm a chick, and the best thing I know how to cook is microwave noodles and sweet tea. Hahaa. .__________.

[LiaKosinski]

Sorry Kev, I'm a girl and I was too busy throwing baseballs with my Dad while my Mom was cooking, lol. That came to me later on

[DreamCloudRains]

Two of guy friends cook dinner some nights for their families. And they're 13.

... *poker face*

[LUCKYCHRONA]

thumbs up if u watching this in 2012 january 1



[TipSipNipTit]

the beginning had me rolling

[TheMelodiousSoul]

Screw girls belonging in the kitchen...Sure I can bake some awesome cake and brownies and Im gonna learn how to cook great stuff for no reason,but if Im gonna get married,damn straight that dudes gonna know how to cook :o Boys aren't the only lazy asses.

[ANDREAPEREZ1290]

my 13 year sister can cook rice, spaghetti,steak,muffins dam how did she learn tht my mom never told her nothing about it

[The9u657fj]

My brother Is a cook for the US navy

[goodsport1]

Kevin why don't you know what a spatula is/does? Didn't you watch Spongebob?

[alinicia100]

@goodsport1 SO TRUE LOL!!!!!! ^.^

[sydneyseahorse]

my mom never taught me to cook cuz i didnt care well i am only 11 lol

but my brother cooks wayyyyyy more than me

[joejonas0209]

haha so thnx 2 our parents who fed us well & not just eating out everyday kevin, a bunch of other ppl, & I r not over weight! ^^, yay annoying & dramatically incorrect parents! :)) lol

[joejonas0209]

NO OFFENCE 2 ANY1 lol!

[cesaristheman25]

3:13 look at the Jakie!?!

[SimpleWayDesperado]

@LittleMsMadness Uhmmm... I wonder how many times I have to heard that about most of my friends... uhmm... I just I'm not used to cook everyday... and...

@oroxi123 No you are not... I'm good at cooking but not baking... The only thing I can Bake is Ham with wine I guess. x3

[minnieandlady]

soultion to cooking: spam

[izTheTweeket]

YOUR SO FRKING SEXIST!!! DUDE IM A GIRL AND I DON'T COOK AND GUESS WHAT MY DADS THE COOK IN DA FAM!

[oroxi123]

... does that mean im only teenager boy who can cook?

[EhannahFOB]

cooking terms: boil, degrees, noodles

[Evvuful]

ugh... was i the only one who understood all the 'cooking language'? o.o

[SammyBear19]

lol im a girl and idk what a spatula does either

[gavin583]

I'm a male teenager and I can cook.

[RobinHoodinSherwood]

tell me about it, Im home alone and I am watching youtube videos instead of

A) homework!!!

B) chores

C) being productive : P

[Sawako70]

@RobinHoodinSherwood haha thats me i diched schoool!! today! :p

[AsianCutieful]

When ever you blinked you also closed the other eye...

[Niktink]

If it wasn't for being force to take cooking classes at school, I would starve too.

[AdriAtRandumb]

*wink* DING!!! "the fuck?"

[shelby15cobra]

my dad is a better cook than my mom and my ex-boyfriend cooks food for his family when he's home alone waiting for everyone to get home and he makes awesome Chinese food.. i can never fall asleep and i only sleep in till 8 am DX

[SerenaTabby]

KA VON WAK OP WAK OP!

[dannii5670]

who else was watching the dog in the bacround? lol

[msu15]

Damn, feed that dog lol.

[haxer69]

I'm a 15 year old male. Best cook in my house lol.

[TheZxcvbnm1092]

thumbs up if you think in almost every videos one of the top comments are thumbs up if you agree.

[jealousofmyninja96]

lol i call bs on that!my mom hated cooking and i sucked right off the bat so she just kicked me out of the kitchen,thus ramen noodle!^^lol

[1318music]

HEY KEVIN I THOUGHT YOU WERE AGAINST STEREOTYPES! I'm a girl and I NEVER learned how to cook. And I don't really give a shit.

[LyaStilesSantos]

@1318music u never learned thats shameful not being stereotypical but everyone should know how to cook

[MrVagag]

@1318music then who's gonna cook for your kids when you grow up huh?

[xavierxxcombo24]

@1318music I think he meant it in a funny way not to be completely serious neh? O.O

[1318music]

@xavierxxcombo24 Yeah, I know! I was just kidding too.

[vzhoie64]

lol, I love your winking.

[BUBBLERAPPP]

kevin we miss your dad!!!!

[chihuahualina]

...Least most productive? XD

[AsianCutieful]

...even if i go to sleep at 3:00 am i still wake up at 8:30 am. If I don't i hate waking up late! >:(

[kesha12523]

Thats so sexsist im a girl and i can cook clean and kick a dudes ass! Plus im in football! Dont mess with the girls!

[cyang1999]

lol love the little dog in the background near the end! :D

[CharHaert4]

Awwwwww! I remember the song: Gotta Get Through This! I was like 9 and it was on my myscene cd! (I was like in luv with myscene)! Me and my sisters used to listen to it ALL the time! I was so young.

[MrCuriousDavid]

there is a dog in the corner right at 2:20-3:23

[tigerfischer9]

@MrCuriousDavid yeah, its jackie

[3DalyJB14]

your eyes are soooooooooooo adorably freakin cute

[aledefoko01]

nice winks!

[aledefoko01]

who frikin turned of the music!

[Kimmy714x]

You have the cutest doggy ever. <3

[SPBaller25]

You sounded exactly like you're dad at 2:55- 2:58!

[silverdragon1996]

IMA GUY WHO CAN COOK AND IS 15

[StarCountess]

less than three Sun Chips :D

[ArcticMushroom7]

2:20 JACKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

[iluvsuperjunior13]

Kevin looks like Jang Guen Suk ((:

[xtinagleek14]

bet the only ppl who disliked this are feminists

[Skater19091]

Kevon,firsts u put in the noodles then the seasoning,.....wat i don uns=derstand a damn thing...!

[Narutogo747]

i can!

[DustDragonOfficial]

If you don't know what a spatula is, then you haven't lived your childhood the correct way/

[allygator824]

Thumbs Up if ur watching this in 2011

[1318music]

@allygator824 Actually, I'm watching this in 2012.

[allygator824]

@1318music ookk sooo? i posted that in 2011

[angelshalo]

Awww little teenage Kevin was adorable

[Aquafishies]

It's ok I'm 18 and refuse to cook that's what dining halls are for. I threw cooking utensils at my parents when they tried to teach me. I hate cooking sooo much!

[kaulabryce012]

this is super old but I didn't know ppl knew who Daniel Beddingfield was! Love his songs! Love you're videos :)

[tatumjon]

my parents are out. two days. i had normal meals, probably better than what my mom makes and i even went out to eat one night. at this expensive sushi place. also baby sitting is cool. i get to eat peoples food while i play video games at these awesome houses and i get paid for it!

[BellatrixLlvr]

15, male. Just had a 4 course dinner party last night.

[HeraLaedership]

@SickStepsCrew He already did...

[eclipssmile]

YOU JUST DID!!! IN MOST OF YOUR VIDEOS......

[pinoygirl0679]

ahahaha on the weekends my regular waking time is around noon XD

[higaniga5]

i cant cook either except 4 KFC

[MangaDelusions]

EVERYONE!! stop saying "I can/cant cook" BECAUSE IT DONT MATTER!!

KEVEJUMBA IS DIFFERENT!!!

[RandomContradictions]

which of those words are weird cooking terms???? than I've been helping my parents out in the kitchen since I was really little

[Starguitar100]

sexist! dude girls dont all know how to cook! but lol other thn that i totally agree

[MidnightRoseWolfluv]

I'm a girl.

I can't cook.

I tried making noodles yesterday (True story)

And I didn't know how to turn on the stove.

Lucky me :S

[aon02b]

I'm a girl - I'm like "what the hell IS cleaning?!?!"

[Herbert1172]

lol im a boy and i actually know how to cook for at least a week for my self

and im a teen

[NinjaPandazXD]

Imma girl and I act the same as you. -.-"

[kshanjida]

Im a girl and i cant cook or clean.

[Sjabbaful]

keep pressing 5 lol:D

[hellokittygirl3839]

wow im 9 and i know to to cook and clean also my brother know how to do that and he is olny 5

[SaintSynful]

@hellokittygirl3839

Cooking Kraft Mac n cheese doesn't count

[PerfectPride]

So I guess a typical male teenager doesnt know how to place a pizza or chinese delivery order either? >.> Come on dude, you cant even make a sandwich?????

[hannahhortonx]

omg - totally understand about the sleeping pattern thing!!

[BaileeBoo970]

Im A Girl And I Dont Know How to Do That...... o.O

[MisterWolfo]

Lmao, when I was watching this my mom was gone and I cant cook so I made Raw ramen noodle...

[coolstan2334]

i sleep till 3.. p.m.

lol srsly? i can cook and im a boy o.o

oh and im 10 and i swear alot :D

[coolstan2334]

i sleep till 3.. p.m.

lol srsly? i can cook and im a boy o.o

[coolstan2334]

i sleep till 3.. p.m.



[blahmeblahme1]

a geek online dating ad came up during this video.. lol

[willeLOLkid]

I can cook and clean! :D

[2ShaeJose]

"toss baseballs and shit" yep us guys do shit alot.

[TheBonjovi15]

Did any of you guys noticed that the door's open so his parents are like what the...?

[rafaelazeri3]

i couldn't go through the whole video without laughing.

I cracked at 2:11 where u said ur mom is like talking to Yoda bcuz of her bad english xD

[merlijntjeee1]

thums up if you started blinking your eyes at the end xd

[Lunar4Eclipse]

a spatula flips krabby patties :D

[altairPWK]

You're sexist. I'm a girl, I know shit about cooking. I know about videogames and cpu's.

[mezzzchic]

i gonna go and google tranvestite right now and figure out what it means!!!

[Barknoor]

@mezzzchic good! and when u do plz tell me!!

[chocolatmuffin1]

I laughed my head off when he winked and he was like wtf?... LOL :D

[TallPoe]

tired and growing... and they pester u to go out and get a job... hence the zombified look... i'm 40 in a couple of days, female and know the feeling. Just let the boy sleep for a bit longer while he's at school... if u can afford it... LOL cool tunes jumba boy xxx

[fieldspare101]

aww your dog is adorable <3

[RandomPippa]

My brother is a teenager and he isthe best cook ever, and gets in for sate sport :P

[LuciaMalpense]

When I was young... my parents decided against teaching me on how to cook. And how to clean.

...

I think it was because I had my nose stuck in a book whenever they tried to teach me.

[MastaStriker101]

If u watch his newer videos you now realize how well he imitates his dad.

[ASirensLullaby]

i laughed my ass off when he started winking in the end and thats alot of ass to be laughing off so it had to be really funny. LMAO!!!

[bath114]

u can't cook? that sucks

[jimlimmmm]

favorite dance intro

[pettyfire]

im a guy and i cook for my girlfriend.

[TheDtrixfan]

what is the song in the begining?

[rasions]

lolololi sleep at like 6am and wake up at 4pm//

[AsianxBboi]

this is the first kevjumba vid i saw xD saw it like 3weeks after u posted it and i related xD

[NurALERT]

Roflll, "Sally, this iss a spatula. You cook with a spatula." lmaooooo

[KlutzyPanda]

LOL. -Twitch-..... -Twitch-.. -Twitch- -Twitch-... -INSANE NUMBER OF TWITCHES-

[itzGRANT]

EPIC INTRO!

[TheMissMireya]

Oh, yoda from Star Wars, I thought it was yoda from Barney.

[Barknoor]

oh.... u DID eat chips..... posted that comment before continuing the rest of the video

[Barknoor]

i suggest u eat a pack of chips instead of cooking

[TeeheeItsVictor]

Dance intro! <3

[cocacolaluverz]

he is so funny when he acts like his parents

[komgneh]

sleeping habits.. so true, it's 4:19 AM now haha and the only thing i ate all day was instant noodles cuz i dont know how to cook anything else

[RaymondLovesFire]

im a dude and i can cook and clean..... im 13...

[KingTpuff]

@RaymondLovesFire that just means you'll be a transvestite by the time you're 19.

[sonalisk8]

@RaymondLovesFire awsome!!! you know what a spatula does!

[sweetfactory20]

@RaymondLovesFire marry me? :)

[funster5031]

 same but 10

[RaymondLovesFire]

@funster5031 wow. i started when i was 11

[fr34kofn4tur]

@RaymondLovesFire ur girl is gonna love you..

[GinpachiSenseii]

@RaymondLovesFire Same. If my parents are out I just make some "Chinese" Lo Mein.

[kristjanasif]

@RaymondLovesFire :)

[bluepickle15]

Im actually the one that makes my family dinner the majority of the time... Aaaaand my room is the cleanest out of the entire house -.-.

[catty324]

its called take-out

[enairaahsin]

I oversleep even with my parents around. They kinda accepted it.. O.O"

[slitherdoc007]

I'm a Canadian exchange student living in Finland (where the parents give their kids a lot more freedom) so I'm having the same problems. I ate cookies for dinner and it's 1 am right now.

[DetroitHunnie]

its been so long since i heard gotta get thur this

[slipslop4]

LOL

[EDWARDxELRICxLOVER]

wink <3

[absyniancat367]

Man, you're a doll.

[EmoYaoiFangirl]

Just remember: ANYTHING can be microwaved.

[CatdunnTheYogster]

@EmoYaoiFangirl so i can microwave my homework and give it 2 my dog

[Acj991999]

aww little doggie

[NadiaAyeesha]

wait... is a spatula the thing they use in spongebob?