Mortal Kombat II: The Failed Fatalities Revisited

[ieatpoopforlunch]

The sped up screaming sounds like Gir. lol

[IxHADOUKENxI]

What the fuck did you do? xD

[BohepansTheThird]

@IxHADOUKENxI

I shattered this game's soul with a GameGenie. I hacked that sumbitch to death. XD

[bokany]

No dragon or kintaro fatal?

[BohepansTheThird]

@bokany

The Dragon Fatality plays basically as normal, albeit with glitchy Liu Kang sprites. And the Kintaro Fatality was part of the original Failed Fatalities videos, which...unfortunately was taken down years ago because I was an idiot and used a Saliva song in it. Oh, YouTube. If only I'd have been able to grab a copy of the video before it got yanked...

A shame, too, because the Kintaro Fatality backfire looked pretty epic in my opinion, heh.

[bokany]

Oh well. You could kinda guess what will hapen if you analyse a few of the ones we see on the mechanics. Still be a great watch tho. And this was a nice vid to watch too.

Tip: Don't use the internet to store stuff, lol.

[BohepansTheThird]

@bokany

The computer I made these on wasn't mine. And even if it was mine, it had very little harddrive space (still does...), so I couldn't have kept a copy of it. I in fact didn't even get a portable harddrive until someone gave me one for my birthday - only a few months ago. So no, there was nothing I could do about it. I'm sorry, but I've heard that "tip" a hundred times, and there are some people that such knowledge can't help. @_@ I'm sorry. ^_^;

[TheFighuass]

thumbs up if baraka sounded like justin bieber in the beginning xD

[caner4801]

very funny

[japiones]

jajjajajaj nice xD GOOD BUGS

[M00NWALK3R100]

4:15

Liu Kang's epic WTF?! Face xD

[kenrickeason]

Who in the hell can eat there own head and still rub there belly.

[dotdotdash2]

weak. do some arcade glitches SNES version sucks.

[BohepansTheThird]

@dotdotdash2

You're four years too late.

Nice try, though.

[TJsands223]

Scorpions fatality was weird! who throws a spear backwards stabbing themselves in the back causing them too jump out of there own pants!? WHO DOES THAT?? O_o

[BohepansTheThird]

@TJsands223

Apparently mirror-world Scorpion does? XD?

[carzz185]

haha at 2:05 you se blue rayden, after the teleport he's red

he just made a quick change of clothes before the fatality hahahaha

[pat23121]

hara kiri

[FelipeOrochi]

Flawless? I doubt it.

[aznburgerazn]

1:50 blowjob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xSpellSingerx]

hara kiri 0:48

[PeteLynette]

Wow. These glitches can give me nightmares D:

[wickerman6121]

Apparently that's how the ninjas of MK reproduce. Some of these fatalities remind me of what happens during a black hole.

[AssasinninjaTK]

2:57 eus eus eus eus ss s ss s ss

[pat23121]

this shoude be call hari-kiri

[scorpzero5]

hey!!!blue raiden turned into red raiden!!!

[scorpzero5]

johnny in third hara-kiri:oh my head!!!oh my 2nd head!!!oh my 3rd and last head!!!!

[scorpzero5]

hahahahhahahaaaaahahahahaaha johnny just jump into spikes!!!

[R4iden91]

Wtf thats so awful...

[BohepansTheThird]

@R4iden91

Yeah, I know! It's crazy. Damn you Mortal Kombat, depicting such realistic and violent slayings (and suicides) of innocent people! Shame, Midway, shame! Oh wait, now it's Warner Brothers or something that owns MK...well shame to them, then!

[weverton2giro]

how to efect johnny cage ?

[wickerman6121]

Raiden's first "fatality" was so EPIC the game screen couldn't handle it. Raiden the suicide bomber. After the second "fatality" liu kang is just floating there like "Master Raiden? Can you get me down now?" Liu Kang: the deifier of logic!!!

[BohepansTheThird]

@wickerman6121

Liu Kang, indeed the defier of logic. And sometimes even the defiler!...actually, don't think too much about that one.

[sedano96]

2:02 hahahahaha

[monicaalmeida64]

fiquei triste de eu te visto a merda desse video

[VisioAuri]

(1:18) Johnny Cage fell from the spikes. Like a boss!

[MKFan290]

4:42 zombie reptile

[Beefstew121212]

1:24 i lol'd so hard

[DocWilyZ]

5:42 So uh, guess Scorpion reproduces by budding, like a sponge?

[jacoblonewolf]

Forgot Liu Kang's dragon fatality.

[BohepansTheThird]

@jacoblonewolf

Unfortunately, that one still plays out normally, aside from a small sprite glitch (it briefly uses Liu Kang's dizzy animation instead of the big green dragon); he still chomps his foe in half, leaving himself unharmed. Nothing too noteworthy, sadly.

[ravensfan020]

@jacoblonewolf up up down down b

[jacoblonewolf]

@ravensfan020 Down, forward, back, back , then high kick in MK2

[ravensfan020]

@jacoblonewolf oops im probalby thinkin of umk

[argentlupus]

I am laughing about this.

[TheSonicGod]

Pretty amazing Reptile.... swallowing your own head...

[BohepansTheThird]

@TheSonicGod

Bet it was darn tasty, too.

[josephthewierd]

i guess liu kangs immortal

[portigaz]

What the fuckin' crap hell is that ?????

O.O

[queenmadonna82]

kitana??

[theAwsomeAwsome667]

1:47 i love that smack to the face lol

[ConanCimmerio]

4:05 Mileena has inplouded WTF????

[ConanCimmerio]

0:55 Baraka Wins. HARA-KIRI. HARA-KIRI, AGAIN?

[andresitum]

Holy Lol Circuit short!! (Him Self) 2:33

[2307edward]

i cant stop my laughter..this so stupid

[2307edward]

rayden's was very funny

[zentryx32]

1:36 dont hit urself, dont hit urself xD

[BohepansTheThird]

@OffTopikk

In the original video that got busted for copyright. @_@ x_x; Unfortunately.

At least, I'm guessing she must not be in this video if a comment like this came up. I made this ages ago, so I don't recall perfectly how it goes. I had at least meant to include every worthwhile Fatality in here. Kitana's basically involved cutting off her own head (ala Baraka in this video), and kissing Liu Kang but exploding afterwards from cooties.

[yusukeelric]

Cage has too much balls to kill himself.

[zetamaniac]

1:21 LIKE A BOSS

[CerpinTaxt37]

@zetamaniac

Hahahah YES!

This is awesome stuff

[zentryx32]

@zetamaniac its so funny how he slowli feel whit his BOSS face xD

[MrHabbo2011]

4:42 The reptile ripped his torso and was still alive, but I bet he died after a time

[bast963]

You gotta love how the game crashes, yet THE TREE IS STILL THERE. Black screen, yet you still hear that damn tree. Too scary bro. Wouldn't be surprised if that tree is still audible after you turn the SNES off.

[BohepansTheThird]

@bast963

Boy, do I wish I could say I haven't had that happen. My imagination can be overactive sometimes, heh.

Example: I remember back when I first ran into this Internet story about a "cursed" Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask cartridge. Even going into it, I knew it wasn't real, from being told as well as obviously how far-fetched such a thing sounded. But even despite that, I had to sleep with the light on for like, a week...I am still a bit ashamed of that. I'm 25, for crying out loud...

[zetamaniac]

@BohepansTheThird You are like me...we get completely scared for things normal people would say they aren`t. :D yes , i happened med the same with that story. but i still was following it and keeping track of it (when not all the videos were posted)

[MrDanyo96]

hahah johnny cage stuck the landing from the spikes.

[iceball3xd]

Johnny Cage looks like Bill Nye ScienceGuy for some odd reason...

[Tophisthebest226]

Hara-Kiri

[patrckhh20]

LOL Raidens.

[ronniekyo]

What the hell?

[ParagonofReality]

Loled at 1:22 xD

[k0rps3gynd3r]

Respond to this video... this shit is great! lol good stuff.

[k0rps3gynd3r]

@iamgodhere123456 are you fucking kidding?! i play the shit out of this game and the original. know why? because they were the only ones that were worth a shit. MK 4 was "okay" and that's pushing it..

[lucariololol]

4:08 PARADOX

[larryhardy3]

THIS SOUNDS LIKE ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS IN A GLITCHY VIRSION!

[DarinnNDaHousE]

@iamgodhere123456 i play it still...

[kikiandrei]

4:10 liu kang has a lot of boners

[lilCrazyKidX]

Thumbs up if sub zero looks better when he is in ice form!

[TheHeart216]

@iamgodhere123456 you a IDIOT. if you dont care about it, then why you even watching this video.

[patrickh92able]

2:54 LMFAO

[patrickh92able]

@iamgodhere123456 Faggot ass Retard

[branquinhacascais]

you crashed one epic game i would never do that to my mk if i had one

[josetheevilmuffin]

0:34 seconds baraka be crumpin'

[Adamdre]

The weird thing is, most of these couldve easily be classified has hara-kiris...

[videogamecollecto100]

even the mask from splatter house makes an appearance

[mamilolu]

sub zeros so bad ass that when he exploded he grew his torso back

[neyko64]

PRO 1:18-1:23

[squall600]

jax bitching slapping liu kangs head was fucking hilarious

[darkslain]

6:00 ultra WEIRD :D!!!!

[P00Wolfen]

Definitely have to say that Raiden made me fall out of my chair.

[junyorgta]

bad

[sjeng24]

this is  HARA KIRI !!

[TheFighuass]

press 2 for justin bieber

[GnarlyBones]

So...how do we win again? Because I thought you LOST by being killed.

[Kaayuu]

Johnny Cage LIKE A BOSS at 1:16

[thanoob09]

Do you do requests?

[ZZYXY456]

raiden blew himself up?! O_O

[piepie444]

I can't breathe! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD

[ballsthasar]

WTF DID U DO!!!

[Ihtiandrus007]

hara kiri

[SoulIgorski1]

lol this game is so drunk right now

[Sniperhound4]

3:44 Why is Mileena having trouble with her period?

[Sniperhound4]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[happyies129]

this is scary if i watch this late at night

[DannyEastes]

I love how Rayden blows himself up, then the lights seem to short out xD

[davisuchiha]

WTF....



[SHlNOBl3]

@iamgodhere123456

call of duty faggot

[freddy9371]

Man you need to do the pool fatality ,, I wanna see what it does.

[BohepansTheThird]

@freddy9371

The sad thing is, I did!...just not in this video. It was in the original video (this was just the second version of it). Ironically, it even opened with the Dead Pool stage fatality. But unfortunately, said video was taken down due to copyright. I suppose I could/should repost it one day with no music and just disable the ratings, but...it wouldn't quite feel the same.

[ronaldcocao]

2:48 Flawless Victory Remix!!!!!!!!!

[ronaldcocao]

THE SOUND IN THIS FAST FOWARD?0:34

BABBARAka wins,flaw...fatai...!

[ShaxxX1000]

XDDDDD at 1:19

[MayTheMagnificentHD]

@iamgodhere123456 Actually this is a classic mad people play it, dumbfuck

[MegaInvisableninja]

@iamgodhere123456 dude i love this game don't talk shit about mortal kombat 

[TheBrokenTerra]

LOL all of them are hara-kiris

[TheBrokenTerra]

rayden....epic failed



[thejokerloquendo]

@TheBrokenTerra yes in 2:38 xD

[fullweedman]

The freaking sounds is all fucked up hahhaha!

[SuperSquid55]

hahaha raiden's were awesome

[XDIshMeWooHooXD]

HARA KIRI

[BohepansTheThird]

@iamgodhere123456

Oh, that's where you're wrong, my friend; plenty of people do still play this game, and do still care about it. But hey, if you don't like the game, no one's gonna force you to change your mind. It's not my loss or anyone else's loss if you choose to dislike it.

[Mynarski]

the voices are so funny, they sound like chipmunks xD

[feedbackrichie]

lol the baraka stge fatality shud be classed as DON DON DON SUICIDE!!!!!!

[klopoc]

1:29 Wow.Johny Cage has 3 heads xD

[BohepansTheThird]

@klopoc

I have often said that three heads are better than one, heh heh.

[Winabagel23]

6:06 his skull is floating in the air then you see a torched skull fall down right next to it XD

[xflinares]

liu kang is immortal :D

[ronaldcocao]

Wtf?¬¬

[revinevan87]

Now that I've seen a man at his own head, I can say I'm seen everything. (reference hint)

[89thunderfoot]

you cant kill the chosen one

[VacLateralus]

MK II FUCK: Fatalities Under Crack Konsumption

[vasilis111222555]

1:49 Why would Jax suck Liu Kangs Tallywacker?

[cambalice]

Scorpion's second fatality-Asexual Reproduction

[THEcoohl]

i lol'd at the mega man intro XD

[charmingdevil84]

Moral of the story : Nobody fucks with Liu Kang

[BohepansTheThird]

@charmingdevil84

Liu Kang, man. Nobody fucks with him. Not even Chuck Norris!

[dbaf77]

@BohepansTheThird BECAUSE OF YOU, APOCALYPSE IS COMING!!! CHUCK NORRIS WILL DESTRUCT THE HUMANS! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

[entrepenumbra]

3.01 Says " Beatles" ¿? lol

[SuperLuigiBros]

Is a Gremlin announcing some of the fights in this video?

[felixofoda]

o bug degraçado em

[torwauki]

Oh man......this made my day :'D I love how Cage just drops out of the spikes and remains in his pose like nothing happened xD

[thaandiesel]

its amazing what happens when you realize games are fragile, with the right controls, "things" can happen

[TheScorpio290]

baraka wins Suicidality.

[uberhaxor69]

RAIDEN BLEW HIMSELF UP XD LOLLLL

[Uchiha9054]

Lagger Kombat >_>

[IWasOnREACH]

1:17 he pulled a chuck norris XD I Lol'ed so hard XD

[falcoxcalibur]

You get what you give, that's what I always say...

[vishaal143]

1:50 headless head!

[charold9000]

5:47 SCO'' STOCKING WINS , FLU EH' FETAL.

[bkny11223]

Ridan was stupid

[cliffstorm]

why does anyone find this funny or relevant?

[all4one1forallcavfan]

look at the one of jax is kind of gay

[SandyBalledBastard]

4:00

Thats what you get for dividing by 0.

[MKninjas]

That is why Liu Kang is the champion of mk1-3

[GameBat21]

6:00 "Ya know what, I hate human skin. So instead of finishing my victim off I'll just burn my skin and THEN kill him to make him even more scared!" *Sets self on fire then explodes* "HAHA! Now time to die, Liu- oh wait a minute..."

[BohepansTheThird]

@GameBat21

And thus Scorpion got the Fail Horn...

[dbaf77]

@GameBat21

[JackieHoute]

Liu-Kang is one lucky bastard.

BTW 2:54-3:08 made me lol

[YellowJeff94]

Mortal Glitchbat wins. Fatality. Flawed victory.

[megamastergx]

lol 1:17 to 1:21

he dies in his pose hahahahaha

[megamastergx]

lol 1:17 to 1:21

he dies in his pse hahahahaha

[MrBizzel]

The moral of this lesson is: If you try to kill somebody, some fucked up shit will happen to you. lol

[BohepansTheThird]

@MrBizzel

Don't do drugs, kids!

[kakorot84]

WTF...mileena eating herself and sub-zero regenerating after destoying his own body!?

[gabrielloko30000]

1:29 funn voice huh?

[todamam66667]

6:0 OMG FLOATING SKULL OF DEATH

[deraidos45]

@todamam66667 Haaha

[ThanatosZero]

At 4:04

"My ass has finally decided to eat my HAND! It hungers... FOR MORE!!

[BohepansTheThird]

@ThanatosZero

...XD Now that is brilliant.

[SasukeDarkable]

That's are OWND! xD

[cynikberserker]

wow man, some piece of a fuckin comedy, laughed my ass off to auto fatality

[1986Shadyfan]

These are strange. Opponent, who loses actually -wins!

[xaviertolentino]

baraka sounds like a squeaky toy

[deraidos45]

What happen with the Sound?

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