Holy Gosh

[PantsareforthePants]

I did what LOL means.

[360elitegamers]

lol hahahaha

[KateReadsBooks]

@360elitegamers blocked for loling.

[jamerz1818]

Dear Kate,

Give birth to my dinos. It's a bit illegal, but fuck da police!

Love,

Jamie

[Twinkol08]

SUB TO NshadowAssasin AND WELL ILL GIVE YOU 3 SUBS 1 GOT 3 ACCS PLUS 5 STARS ON EVERY OF YOUR VIDEO S EVERYDAY

[KateReadsBooks]

die

[Kelsie154]

you sound like you're from michigan. o_O

i like it though. lol

i'm from Lancaster and i have an extremely plain accent compare to my parents. lmao.

they sound like freaking hillbillies. :P

[HarboeDrinker]

A completely meaningless life have made me realise 3 things:

1. Dont do drugs..

..everyday

2. Looking for the purpose of life is meaningless..

..while masturbating

3. That I only realised two things..

[Ambivalent27]

"Wally was raised by the Amazing Kate!" LOL. <333333

[Ambivalent27]

I love this video. ARG!

And I sooooo want to go to wherever you are and be Bff's with you. XD

[falcoperegrinus82]

Someone asked me for a dollar in the subway today and I immediately gave it to them.

[oprahlovesgail]

yeah so i just found you today and this is only the second video i've watched, but you make my sides hurt from laughter so i'm gonna watch the rest of your videos in a row now, hope ya don't mind.

[nightworm]

i was just reminiscing. that was a good day.

[strawberrywntr31]

Try to *Dinzla* channel.

[GoldenAndrew]

I really really love Cherry Ring Pops!

[charleehorse15]

haha lol ur kool i love how ur so random

[adorablepancreas]

Are you still doing your special subscriber thank yous? They sound amazing.

[applejuiceisthebomb]

i want a couch with things written on it :(

[misscupcake1]

i absolutely love your voice

[owlphanumeric]

exotic ornamental grasses are something i grow...regularly. i don't smoke these grasses per say...but i do sprinkle them on down my chimney once in a while for the good 'ol cracklin action! yeah!

[UDESY]

id have thought clouds were your favourate candy :(

[sabinga]

Are you sure you don't smoke weed?? You are fkn hilarious!

[dipsetmuthafucka]

I'm SURE she doesn't!

I'm also sure that she is the MESSIAH.

[dipsetmuthafucka]

And I'm SURE that you gotta

LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD

TO THE KATE.

[ctongier]

If I am having a bad day, I just watch this video. It makes me so happy.

[whitefloweret]

Your dog is cute. This was the best video ever! Like a combo of awesome moments.

[rodriRoch01]

You are awesome.

[Brooki3VlogVids]

i love you

[NeoShrinkingViolet]

I just sat and watched all of your videos, and i've come to the conclusion that you are hilarious and look like the love child of Uma Thurman and Claire Danes.

[TayleeCase]

Your pretty funny...I'll continue watching! Fuck ya.

[bradrnd]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh man that was great. Harry Potter fanfiction rated R style. priceless.

[StarofAzrael]

What kind of sandwich? I'll get right on that.

[mtlrproductions]

hahahah "please bring me a sandwhich"

[devilreject16]

your funny! <3

[sillysillytom]

wonderful.

[reger7]

Hey Kate got a buck?

[aperfectingangel]

lolololololmaoaoaoaolololosoao­leoajrijeoaije

[BedheadBlog]

haha, u r funny. i feel like subbin' -- someone could write a song (give me credit though) called i feel like subbin' -- it would be a yt hit, if it was good.

[agalexander]

jesus. when you said, "i don't think it does a fucking lick of good" i laugh/screamed so violently that i think that i had an internal rupture in one of my organs. most likely my bowels. great. i hope you're fucking happy that you probably made me rupture a bowel.

[cavenaghkristina]

lmao your really funny kate

[BuckNut0529]

"...anymore" lol

And where are those kids'light sabers???

[fericire7]

that was freakin awesome, hmm, maybe not...

but still enjoyable...

I also need to say this: Hope to see you soon dear lisuc-o! I don't desire it, I freakin' want you from all my heart... Peace

and lots of sandwiches!!!!^L~

[armsocks]

"I give birth to dinosaurs."

You effin crack me up! I love the randomness.

[dianakazoo]

I LOVE YOU

[dipsetmuthafucka]

I love Columbus! I felt like this was the place to write that. I had a similar experience when K80Blog linked me up on some video. I'm so glad that she exists cause now I know about you too!

[KateReadsBooks]

I'm glad she exists because she's the only human being i have ever loved.

[KateReadsBooks]

besides all the other ones. like you.

[dipsetmuthafucka]

You're sweet...I think she is the funniest woman on YouTube, but I'm going on a KateReadsBooks spree right now and it's making me happy...stay tuned for my words! Rukia9000 is also swell...and thejungleface is my pal too...and...wow, this is really coming together. It makes me want to VLOG (even though almost everyone else on here is insane that does that).

[imweirdru]

Anymore ^.^

[enossified]

Can anyone tell me why 'reply' sometimes puts the reply under the appropriately nested post, and at other times it just sticks it (annoyingly out of context) at the top of the list of Comments? I am not a nut.

[enossified]

You live in a white apartment complex? I'm pretty sure that's deemed illegal by the Fair Housing Act of '68. Your favorite candy is the Jujube? Now I'm just uncomfortable.

I'm also a really bad liar. .... ..... .... No, not really. I can't lie about that.

Also, I am CRUSHED to find that your personalized post to me was neither personal nor ized. Crushed, I am. Crushed. Like so many cherry-flavored chalky gim-gaws undefoot. THANKS A LOT.

PS. Pugs are bizarre, aren't they?

[rachelallencamus]

"I hope our time together will be beneficial for all of us. We're all gonna learn a lot and grow." Favorite line! Haha love the facial expressions.

[pete275]

I just finished playing monkey island 2 on my DS like, yesterday. it was shorter than I remembered.

[KateReadsBooks]

well, it was just a dream after all

[Sylyom]

The music playing in the background about 3 and a half minutes in... isn't that from the Spore creature thing? I can't wait until the whole game comes out. Awesome.

[moonlightmaze]

Jesus Rocks!

[youman89999809]

rotflol

[retardedmango]

that was an amazing vlog~

:D

u r hilarious~

5 stars~ faved~

[haley098]

"i don't drink or do drugs...anymore." LoL! great job! Love this video, Kate!! Hope to talk to you soon!!

[wavewash]

I swear that music is from Monkey Island... seriously isn't it? Don't lie to me.

Oh I remember where I know you from .... k80blog.. I'm the putz that posted on your blog. AND NOW I'M SUBBING! *please read that as a threat because I meant to vocalize it in that way*

[briznye]

i think i gotta sub if only for he specialized message. lol

i love jabazzy!

you remind me of harland williams, which is a good thing.

[endlessjoe]

I stay in my little insular Youtube bubble, never peeking my head out for fear that I'll be horrified, disappointed, or somehow e-tainted. But, I kept hearing about this "KateLovesBooks" person ... and here I am. And here you are. And I feel comfortable saying that you are a badder mutha than Shaft. Glad I stumbled here. Subscribed with the quickness.

[staford2006]

Your dog is so cute. I just got a new puppy dog a couple of weeks ago and she looks so much like yours. Mine is such a handful:)

By the way, I am a new subscriber and I am loving your videos:)

[ThreeofThree]

"You are like the genitals on my birthday cake. " XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[ToxicPopsicle]

I found out about you from Tyler Oakley from 5AGs and Mara from 7SoG

[pickles2626]

You are hilarious!!!!!!!

[lauranaut]

Hahaha. Awesome video. But I have to ask: What kind of sandwich?

[dgibzz]

i think that you should change your name to kateseldomreadsbooks

[headphones87]

Glad K80 mentioned you, coz your wicked funny..btw your dog is so cute! =D

[KateReadsBooks]

K80 IS MY LORD

[BoatonSea]

You should try CHOCOLATE covered jujubes!!!

[KateReadsBooks]

whaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT­?@##$

[BoatonSea]

C-h-o-c-o-late covered Jubjubes...they are sold at a local grocery store, and they taste like heaven.

[Xelanderthomas]

love it

[KateReadsBooks]

love you-uuuuuuuuuuuu

[ninjafool101]

your best friend looks like a total hick

[KateReadsBooks]

i believe you're sleeping with that hick tonight, good sir.

[rawritsmateo]

k80blog is kickass.

and so are you yo. i love how your so random and like...chill.

your welcome to pull me through the screen and roll me in a blanket and suffocate me with flowers and ornamental grasses. :D

[KateReadsBooks]

k80 is my straight up number one home girl. i would seriously take a bullet for her.

[robtran]

K80 was right! You're funny as hell, creative, imaginative and COOL. 5*, subbed!

[KateReadsBooks]

if k80blog wanted me to kill someone, i would and have.

[hydedudes]

You have to be one one the funniest and randomest people on youtube.

Your wall looks cool :D

[KateReadsBooks]

i want you on my wall.

[hydedudes]

i would be happy to be hung up on your wall of awesomenessness

[Spammyguy712]

Very funny. Best chuckles of the day. Thanx!

[KateReadsBooks]

good oranges become burly lagoons everyday.

[XKERBIS]

hey are you Jewish?

Because I see the star.

I am too.

YOU'RE HILARIOUS!

[KateReadsBooks]

that's for my secret girlfriend (secret because she doesn't know about it yet) AnythingSarcastic

[GeniusRickyD]

This video has touched me in the good way.

[KateReadsBooks]

me, too

[DBlatherwick]

My brother when he's asked if he can spare any change always answers, yes, then walks off. Even if he doesn't have any money on him.

I take it you have a cherry feddish? Err, maybe that not the right word... Umm ...Love for cherries? Still doesn't sound right. How about really like them, does that work?

[KateReadsBooks]

i do love cherries very much and we will never be apart

[tyleroakley]

"Please bring me a sandwich."

LOL!

[KateReadsBooks]

i hope you're laughing because you're so glad that you're on your way to me with a sandwich.

[mogirl69]

cherry... like a red jujube.

[KateReadsBooks]

those are my faves. the purple ones blow

[heffasaurus]

anymore. anymore. anymore. AHAHA. I was the unicorn .. or something like that? now that I watched this vlog and know who you are, I should probably take back the restraining order on you? I only did it because of the comment you left.. but this vlog may have changed my thoughts

[KateReadsBooks]

yes!

[heffasaurus]

I say may, don't start shouting yet missy

[artworkslive]

if i were magical, i would turn you into powder and mix you up with fizzy cherry water and gulp you down so i could burp sweet fruity belches....

[KateReadsBooks]

oh, i love that a lot

[molliesmania9]

um...can i have a dollar?

[KateReadsBooks]

for a sammich

[thewinekone]

Teddy bear camel toes? Freak.

[KateReadsBooks]

every time you talk to me it's like a GIFT FROM HEAVEN

[thewinekone]

I'm talking to you again. I hope you love Jesus.

[KateReadsBooks]

PRAISE HIM! PRAISE HIM SO HARD!

[thewinekone]

I want to change "praise" to "#%&$".

[caprisun49]

ilu 2

you kind of look like brookers :P

[KateReadsBooks]

i like brookers but i don't think i look like her at all.

[muxusbxt]

i recieved.. "I wish i could cut my head off and replace it with you." Thank you!!!

[KateReadsBooks]

that's one of my best

[ImaPeezaGUM]

lmao! You are the funniest person ever EVER on the planet EVER!

[KateReadsBooks]

aw shucks

[angelovly]

You are brilliant..I love how your mind works..you are probably the most interesting person I have come across..You are beautiful and you make me happy..I will be a forever subscriber..

[KateReadsBooks]

flattery will get you oral sex

[angelovly]

That's what I was hoping for..I would much rather have oral sex than a dollar you are very generous:)

[SonOfDee]

do you like real cherries or just cherrie candy?

[KateReadsBooks]

both

[SonOfDee]

Oh, oh, and if you give birth to another dinosour may I rase it? I've always wanted to be a dino dad.

[KateReadsBooks]

sure, but you have to fill out the paper work

[UnityPhreak]

I need to get you some more pictures of me, oh and kate, can i have a dollar?

[KateReadsBooks]

i have so many pictures of you.

[ikaba]

Hi i'm (see above). Long time listener first time caller <rewind///<---: Long time youtuber first time frequent commenter. So far two Kate's on youtube, and hence THE WORLD are kick ass, oddly enough all the Kate's i've known have been cool! as you may tell i'm a new one, and you're asking "where have you been all my life?" ...or not. I tend to ramble and so i apologise in advance <rewind///<---: Hi i'm (see above) and i apologise in advance for my rambling...

have a good week!

[KateReadsBooks]

you, too

[ikaba]

wow! i'm quite impressed with the comment response marathon you're doing! kudos to you! and appreciate it. from one more new viewer. have a nice day!

[Magnulus]

I -KNOW- I just heard the Spore Creature Creator sound in the background for a second or two there. I would recognise it anywhere after listening to it for over a week non-stop.

[KateReadsBooks]

i made the coolest one ever.

[johnnyonline]

oh you are the glorious foamy residue on my coffee cup. i want to lick you but i restrain myself.

happy to be here am i.

[KateReadsBooks]

I'm happy you're here, too. you're one of my top peeps.

[TamHickey67]

New subscriber, but so happy to be here. Great vlog!

[KateReadsBooks]

Good orientations operate like brass elevators.

[joelovesyou]

Fantastic info bomb video. That was fun:)

[KateReadsBooks]

you're one of my favorites. for serious. oh my goodness.

[theoriginsoflove]

LOVE IT!

[KateReadsBooks]

WHEN THE EARTH WAS STILL FLAT AND CLOUDS MADE OF FIRE AND MOUNTAINS STRETCHED UP TO THE SKY- SOMETIMES HIGHER! Folks roamed the earth like big rolling keps they had two sets of arms and two sets of legs they had two faces peering out of one giant head so they could watch all around them as they talked while they read and they never knew nothing of love. it was before the origin of love.

[theoriginsoflove]

Okay.... now I love you EVEN MORE!!! YOU GET IT!!! YAY!!! Although my name does have a dual meaning... I like double sided things... anywho...

Perhaps someday I'll tell you the other side of the meaning... it has to do with the ORIGINS part... (cause it's not just singular like the song... hmmmm....)

[RoXiGirL555]

i like u !! u rock!!!

[KateReadsBooks]

well, i love you

[caseydavid2]

you are an incredible person.

you like amanda palmer.

and that, my lady friend,

is fucking AWESOME.

she's my light and inspiration.

:-D

though i do not expect a response to the question i am about to ask, one would be super cool.

do you like the golden girls?

[stinachristina]

Congrats on the hella new subscribers!

[KateReadsBooks]

love

[gadgetgirl700]

I was one of those subscribers. xDD I come bearing marshmallows and pudding. And party hats. Can you give birth to a dinosaur for me? I've always wanted one.

[KateReadsBooks]

i'll add you to the list

[FlaviusAetiusII]

How do you like Columbus? It's one of those under-the-radar cities - very big but not very famous. Kind of like my Kansas City.

I'd like to visit Columbus sometime. Cleveland and Cincinnati, too. As it is i've never been to Ohio, though.

[jedibugmaster23]

lol glad i joined the party!!!^__^

[KateReadsBooks]

us, too

[hopeascope]

i love you so much kate. when can i crawl back inside your vagina and finally be whole again?

[KateReadsBooks]

my spicy beef curtains are always open for you.

[simplydaft]

If anybody ever tells you that you're a cosmic genius, give 'em a dollar, and try to look modestly grateful. :)

[KateReadsBooks]

Good opinion, often believed lovingly everywhere

[ParkerWashington]

im glad k80 told us about your channel- youre hilarious!!

[KateReadsBooks]

thank

[paisleyduck]

i really want to try this stickam thing! but i am a little confused. :(

wow 100 videos!

[KateReadsBooks]

you can do it!

[ajgenius]

Holy Crap. I am offline for a few days, and you suddenly have 800+ subscribers. Haha. Awesome.

And the Kateness spread over YouTubia as though a Cloud('08), raining down ornamental grasses upon all.

Just so long as they are virtual grasses, since most real grass gives me hives.

[KateReadsBooks]

there's gonna be a clouds 08 project that's gonna blow your mind

[RandomJordo]

Can I Have a Dollar?

[KateReadsBooks]

for a grilled cheese

[RandomJordo]

American

White American

Provalon

Swiss

Bree

Cottage

What kind of cheese do you prefer?

[JustBreath24]

you are the best person I sort of kinda know (in my dreams)!! Im in love

[KateReadsBooks]

your voicemail was in my top 5

[JustBreath24]

I KNOW!!!! I was SOOOOOOO excited!!! It was the one with me and my brother!

[KateReadsBooks]

you're not alone anymore.

[stephieek68]

"I don't drink or do drugs ... anymore"

Aha you're awesome.

[KateReadsBooks]

you are

[MissyHotMess]

you're genius

[KateReadsBooks]

i like to pause the videos to make myself look silly. try it!

[JustA11en]

I was was considering enlisting you as a detective....

but the missing shoe has me questioning my reasoning.

[KateReadsBooks]

it's magic.

[pak30]

fuuny shit. Glad i subscribed.

[KateReadsBooks]

GOD BLESS

[kibainuzuka4ever]

...harry potter fan fiction...rated R style lmao!

i wish I could cut my head off and replace it with you.

Rape and suffication

Your super funny XD

[KateReadsBooks]

it's all true

[alexandraleighh]

just remember, i am oldschool.

hahahah supercrotch is my gift to you.

[KateReadsBooks]

yaaaaaaaaay

[Emilythecrazy]

BE Harriet the spy in my neighborhood! LOL um.....I would so give you a dollar if you birthed a baby dinosaur for me! And I want to write on your couch!

[KateReadsBooks]

i will do all that and more

[nollikins]

Haha, I can already tell that this sub is gonna be one that I look forward to seeing in my little Subscription box =]

I am a newsie!

SO I guess that explains the comment you left me when I subbed a few days ago =]

[KateReadsBooks]

great oreos, better be looking excited!

[simonslap]

i hope kate and k80 have babies together!, it'd be wonderoustastic

[KateReadsBooks]

i'm crying i love that so much

[carpeofthediem]

Don't you like Swedish Fish - cherry flavor?! That's the best one you left out. Cherry Sour Patch kids are good too.

[KateReadsBooks]

i sent you a secret comment about it