Peanut - Part 3

[MsCupcakemaniac]

This is way funnier than achmed.

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

NO COINS PLEASE

[l3lackl3]

Hah

[SM122U]

funny<3

[mariabudin]

Peanut is so funny . I hope he doesn't say dunham . He's such a idiot dude

[SmileyGirl768]

i pissed my pants needed to get new chair

[TheLyricsgirl123]

...Unless you have the lotion...

[Koukasharpei]

Thanks guys I've found another version of this video with VOSTFR English it's not my mother tongue that's why I asked 

[MsNinja741]

@cry1459 rite, but I was referring to the words before that... "it's dark in here let me out etc."

[MsNinja741]

@sad1eluvsme it's Jeff's dick in his pants. it's a woody when the stripper comes dancing up and it wants to come out and...u get it

[cry1459]

@MsNinja741 no he sed no coins plz hes tlking about in teh strippers panties

[OliveYouDave1]

he does not abuse drugs..he's an alcoholic

[sad1eluvsme]

@ msninja741 tell me

[MsNinja741]

@Koukaisharpei um...I'll tell depending on ur age...

[esfrotfl]

gay gay gay gay gay gaaaaaaaay lol thAt waz funneh..........

and when he flys his but whistles

lol

[TheHannahRose98]

@Koukaisharpei

You dont wanna know...

[Koukasharpei]

Please explain me for this peanut phrase : let me out... It's dark in here... etc.  I don't get it  Thanks 

[Nettohunden619]

@Koukasharpei You'll understand when you get older (:D))

[soccerfrog7]

"Let me out... It's dark in here"

[The1990phantom]

One of my friends said it was funny, and she likes the other ones too.

[The1990phantom]

*something about coffee*

you didn't have coffee before the show.

Ok I lied. It was crack.

[The1990phantom]

OK OK Jeff doesn't do drugs.

THANK YOU

He's an alcoholic.

[MsEgyptianpride]

wow!!!!!!!!!!!! that man at 2:25 laughed really loud at that gay joke..... lol

[MrOxhornFan]

PEANUT FTW!!!!!!!!

[blowpops100]

Haha if you press the number 2 it looks like jeff is giving peanuts arm a hand job !!

[shawtyismymelody]

peanut: "and when he flies his but whistles (whisles) hey look its gay man.

[dragonsgold92]

@shawtyismymelody don't turn your back on him!

[DISEIL]

and when he flies ,, HIS BUTT WHISTLES !! LOOOOOOOL LMFAO 

[MegaMr46]

It's Bugs Monkey kissing Jeff Fudd.

[computervirus100]

@CrazyGingerGirl123 You dot out hell and good, but not pot, weed or crack?

[nobody040]

At 2:26 it's like somone is dying :p

[AnimangaFanaticWrex]

Peanut: gay gay gaygaygay you are GAAAY!

Jeff: I have a wife and three kids!

Peanut: oh good cover!

LMAO

[XXxsexygermanxXX]

let me out lol gay man lol lmfao

[funnypeoplerockhi]

The how the hell did you come up with me?!?!?!?

[devonne929]

HI !!

HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY. AND I LOOK FABOLOUS !!!!!!!

[devonne929]

HI !!

HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY. AND I LOOK FABOLOUS

[devonne929]

VCJKDV

[SmoothBalla1]

Please tell me someone heard that lady laughing her ass off in the audience..... thumbs up if you do.

[RavenakanoraD]

@SmoothBalla1 i heard a lady laghing so yeah cool i wasn't the only one

[footballfreak237]

oh and when he flys his butt whistles. ( whistleing ) oh look its gay man.

[haloreachplayer5]

WHISTLING BUTT. CITIZENS LOOK TO THE SKY IT'S GAY MAN ! DA DA DA DA HIIIIII

[mrbballin42]

You know what the gay folks need? What? A superhero. GAYMAN da da da da, hiiiiii; here I come to save the day! And I look fabulous. Peanut needs to steal jeff's "blue" prius.

[TheDallasDude]

492 people abuse drugs

[GatecrasherSlim]

awsome

[15whiskers15]

ROFLMFAO

[thewolfmasteroflove]

its dark in here

[thewolfmasteroflove]

oh my god i sold it all

[MrJerryman13]

peanut is awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Seraphina104]

He should do the strip club thing it would be soo funny!!!!

[Cornelush89]

Peanut:Gay,gay,gay,gay gay gay gay...

Jeff:I have a wife and 3 kids...

Peanut: Oh...good cover...

:DDDD :)))

[ShadowTheSaiyanGirl]

See how angry you are?

Yeah!

IT'S THE CRACK!!!

There isn't any CRACK!

Oh my god, he sold it all!

ahaha! I almost pissed my pants the first time I saw this! XDDD

[Juan54619]

Thats so awesome.

[ajrulesu1]

Great!

[Etcyorz3t789]

PEANUT RULES!!!

[NOVASCOTIABRAT]

search the angry lesbian song funny shit for those of us with an ex..

[killit95]

Some girl comes dancing on the table and everyone hears: "Let me out !"

[musicman2135]

Imma slap that lady laughing in the background.

[meninosg]

let me out!!! is dark in here!! no coins!! lmao

[westin318]

HAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.­... ugh hum sorry... GAYMAN TO THE RESQUE!!!!!!

[pinkhairedtwin]

ok that lady in the audience is laughing REALLY LOUDLY and its pissing me of-f-fa

[sammoser90]

gay gay you are gay

[greenday2themax]

''Never done drugs?'' ''yes'' ''Then how the hell did you come up with MEEEE''

[angeilbabe555]

uh anyone wanna cam and swap pIcs then let meh know

[plaidmaid12356]

Jfreakin Jenius!!

[MissGorjus09]

just the big obnoxious laff in the backround on this!! :D

[MrPimpHat]

You've have to at least smoked weed!!?? No, I don't smoke pot! Ever? No! never smoked pot? no! never done drugs? no!! THEN HOW THE HELL DID YOU COME UP WITH MEEE??

[MrPimpHat]

I've Never done crack, are you sure? yes! Are you lying? No!

See how angry you are? Ya! IT'S THE CRACK!!!! THERE ISN'T ANY CRACK!!!!

OH MY GOD HE SOLD IT ALL!!!

[3tkn]

That's the fuckin funniest shit iv ever seen in my life lmao

[MuzikkAddict2010]

lmaaoooo 'gay man ; his butt whistless!!' hahaha fukin hilariouss!!!! :P

[candyshop1001]

Lol "he does not abuse drugs, he's a alcoholic" I love Jeff

[Lafitaohsi]

I can't listen what he exactly says from from 1:09 to 1:23, from 1:37 to 1:43 and from 2:04 to 2:08 Thanks everybody for helping me.

[weezing22arbok]

@Lafitaohsi

1. That'd be funny as hell, a drunk ventriloquist! Ahhh... look I can talk without moving my lips... *muffled gibberish* *laughter*

2. Some girl comes dancing to the table and everybody hears "Let me out!"

3. You know what the gay folks need that they don't have?

[Lafitaohsi]

Hi, would somebody please tell me what peanut says from 1:09 to 1:23... I only undestand few words... Thank you so much in advance :)

Greetings from Ecuador

[taichee09]

the most funiest part!

[JoHnNyDePpIsFiT]

"hiiii, here i come to save the daaay, an i look fabulousss"

HAHAHAHAHA XD

[bogieman02]

"I have a wife and three kids"

"Good cover!"

LMFAO

[Narutonisama]

don't turn your back on him roflmfao!!!!!

[ilythia]

Haha, love the laughter at 2:24 - >  cracks me up

[libbi96]

i love jeff dunham!!

[Babeecakes4u]

Jeff Dunham Rocks!! 

[MRR4YM4N]

@skolton2 yeah btw its the lotion and their is quite a funny story behind it, type in to search jeff dunham the lotion. I dont know if this was accidental or anything it was just to point it out

[skolton2]

It's gay man don't turn ur back on him or u got the losin

[MissMusicLoverForeva]

There isn't any crack

Oh My God He's Sold It All

[MissMusicLoverForeva]

Are you sure?

Yeah

Are you lying

No

See how angry you are

Yeah

Its the crack!

[ppiscool]

when he flies hi BUTT WHISTLEZ!

[lilsis451]

this is so funny!! peanut is my fav.

[pookie5928]

its dark in here

[angrykitty12]

UR GAY, NO, GAY GAY GAY GAAAAAAAAY

I HAVE A WIFE AND THREE KIDS

OH GOOD COVER XD

[iamsteinar]

God Cover

[xTAndersonnx]

peanut: c how angry u r

jeff: yeh

Peanut: its the crack

[LoveMusic12345678100]

LOL

[Ugjug]

Jeff does not abuse drugs........hes an alcoholic

[MrDrawingboard1]

Peanut: You should get drunk at a strip joint

Jeff: Why??

Peanut : you've be throwing your voice in places they should NEVER come from!!!

[MrDrawingboard1]

Peanut : gay gay gay gay gay you are GAY!!!

Jeff: I have a wife and three kids

Peanut: Good Cover

[garrycool345]

Jeff: I have a wife and three kids....

Peanut: OH! good cover...

LOL

[bluedazzzy]

are you sure?

yeah!

are you lying?

no!

see how angry you are?

yeah!

it's the crack!

[PlusSizeKimonica]

@bluedazzzy ever?

no

never smoke pot?

no

never did drugs?no

den how da hell u came up wit meeeee???lol

[superanoyingsayin]

OMG he sold it all

[MRoo47]

damn it was so funny.

i love Peanut he is just best :D

[TheWebkinzluver35]

@MRoo47 you are so dumb and ya there funny because im jeff dunham's wife so [lol]

[MRoo47]

@TheWebkinzluver35

what the hell are u talking about? lol

[daniellw2693]

0:51 , so true!!!! lmao.

i looove peanut

[Azwarrior2]

Probobly saves him for last cause everyone might die laughing if he didn't

[EternalDarkness316]

let me out, it's dark in here... no coins please... lmfao

[cmelem]

im not gay - i have a wife and three kids

good cover

LMFAO

[Rainbowpanda6]

Then how the hell did you come up with me!?! XD oh what a good question!

[canyonrunner953]

Im soo sorry I peed myself i havent laughed like tha it years thanx!!!!

[chanal05]

" When He Flys His Butt Whistles!" **whistles** lmao

[fridaynightovernight]

Peanut Is the so funny i peed myself

[hotsquashposh]

Penut: you are gay.

Jeff: i have a wife and three kids!

Penut: good cover!!

[svara01922]

This guy is the MAN!! Not gay man lol

Funny as hellllllll

[MsPlaygirl55]

Peanut ''Comon you gotta least smoke weed''

Jeff Dunham ''No I don't smoke pot''

Peanut ''Ever''

Jeff Dunham ''No''

Peanut ''Never smoke pot''

Jeff Dunham ''No''

Peanut ''Never done drugs''

Jeff Dunham ''No''

Peanut ''Then how the hell did you come up with me''

[Lafitaohsi]

@MsPlaygirl55 Hi, would you please tell me what peanut says from 1:09 to 1:23... I only undestan few words... Thank you so much in advance :)

Greetings from Ecuador

[Bastista1]

Peanut: "Look! It's Gayman! Don't turn your back on him!"

Jeff Dunham: "Oh stop it!"

Peanut: "Unless you have the lotion...."

[MeredithDerek]

1:24 x''''D

[imfromvenus]

I nearly died laughing xD

[VentBoy311]

I noticed that he allways saves peanut for last.

[MegaLilypop]

@VentBoy311 ya, he saves the best for last!

[ScotsLass1960]

Just love Jeff Dunham!!!!!!!!! Whenever I'm feeling down I watch his videos and I'm always crying....................with laughter lol

[neongreenmaracas1]

if u don't do drugs how the hell did u come up with ME

[michaeljackson246810]

Now you do the TV recordings perfectly just try to zoom in a bit it works! love the vid

[L0VE1412]

this video is the most funnest video i watched

[hartzimezmianonymus1]

i have a wife and 3 kids. hhhhh! good cover.

[darkgaia94]

lol peanut: oh my god he sold it all

[Aenlorrocksinwow]

jeff:i have a wife and three kids

peanut:oh good cover

LOL EPIC

[doulbleomee]

Look Its Gay Man dont turn your back on him ...... unless you have the lotion ahaha iLovee it <3

[cloemcbowey]

see how angry you r? yeah! its the crack

there is no crack. oh my god he sold it all!!

lol i love jeff dunham !!!!!

[Wisdom187]

and when he flies, his butt whistles...LOL..LMAO

[DJLemmiex]

Jeff does not abuse drugs ... he's an alcohollic

X33 soo freakin funny

[Caizu809]

1:24 so fkin funny xD

[reaper160588]

"to much starbucks coffee coffee coffee" lmao

[locateph33r]

tatatata hiiii here i come to save the day and im oun fabilous DUDE SO FUNNY!!

[Kirbybooroxursox]

HIIIIIII.! I've come to save the day....and I look FABULOUS.!!!!!!

Yeah! And when he flys, his butt whistles

[DieMaus2008]

Jeff dunham is the best anywayXD

[undertaker110018]

Tell the people i dont abuse drugs OK he dosent abuse drugs coz hes an ALCOHOLIC

[TiiG3RSNiiP3R]

@undertaker110018 i like jeffs work but he stuffed up wen he said ok look at jeffs mouth not peanuts

[Purefearr]

@TiiG3RSNiiP3R :O JEFF YOU LET US DOWN NUUUUUUUUUU

[7PlayingWithFire7]

Funny thing is that there IS a gay superhero! xD

[100190ks]

@7PlayingWithFire7

how is he

[Gnomleif]

Well... You got Northstar from Alpha Flight, Hector of the Pantheon and the Ultimate version of Colossus for starters.

[dancingchick777]

SO FUNNYY!!! HAHA

[LoliconTube]

Subyo took me here lol

[KBteneqja]

hey can eny body tell me the song when it and's the name of the song

[hilary16duffrox]

Look its gayman!

[TheSFix1991]

dont turn you back on him,

unless you have the lotion.

[gabrielgodoy12]

hahahahaha 2:43 XD

[lauren159263]

omg hahahhahaha <3 it so so so much

[Lioness936]

lolz

[legendofzeldawiz]

1;14-1;25  LOL

[MrCanuckfan22]

Here I come to save your day! And I look FABULOUS! It's Gayman! Don't turn your back on him!

Classic stuff right there

[LanaBear88]

Bahahahaha 2:08 - 2:22

[BuiksprekenBK]

hate the screaming laugh through it...

Is it a women or the man shown at 2:30?

[BuiksprekenBK]

2:29

[THEKIANNASHOW]

and when he flies his butt whistles haha funny

[Pashit0]

Is a show w/Walter, its also in Santa Ana i think

[nathalieke884]

where's the show when -i think peanut- needs medical transportation. It's a guy who went to the bathroom that does medical transport. Thanks x

[NewJerseyJake]

@nathalieke884 the name of the show is called arguing with myself

[linky1997]

ssssss .... look its gay man

[SingxSoul]

don't turn your back on him

unless you have the lotion xD

lmao,, he's funny as hell

[KamakazieMuffin12]

When he flies his butt whistles LMAO XD

[ChelsieSmels]

omg i llovee this all from part one :) x

[dAforgetful01]

"See how angry you are?" "Yeah!" "ITS THE CRACK!!!" XD XD XD

[ThePoeticAngel]

lol! gotta love peanut xD Jeff Dunham is AWESOME!

[KaoriKatana]

Here I am to save the day!!

And I look fabulous!!!!

Rofl

[PIPHANSDK]

coffie, coffie, coffie, NNNNNNNNNNHH.... :D omg, so epic :D

[caiterocks199]

gay gay gay gay u are gay

no im not i have a wife and 3 kids

good cover! lmao

[issamleiwulong]

1:36 funny as hell

[MsDragonAsh]

i just noiticed that my kitten has the SAME NAME AS PEANUT!!! it's sooo cool! And he acts just like him as a kitten. he;s weird.

A Drunk vantriliquist. I talk without moving my lips! ROFLMAO!!!

[MsDragonAsh]

oh my god, when he kept caling him gay i almost spit up my drink! LMAO!