Talladega Nights - Prayer to Baby Jesus

[NinerRed63]

I wet my bed until I was 19, there aint no shame in that.

[SexLeppardMaster]

BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!!! It says that on the cover, but DAMN IT IT'S THE TRUTH!!!!!

[FootballFan0909]

Shut up chip or I'll go apeshit on yo ass

[ambriellemichelle3]

To funy

[s1ckvirus]

Thats real sweet of you Cal

[Balk176176]

I'm all jacked up on mountain dew

[Robby303]

MMMMMMMMM!!!!

[lilsalem]

I threw a bunch of grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge... LOL

[Marge332]

someitmes i rub myself with vasline and slide on the floor like a slug

[TraceErp]

If they made a movie called "Stepsisters", Leslie Bibb and Christina Appelgate would both make a good role.

[thunderface171]

I ma come at you like a spider monkey

[Lastshadow94]

Wait... Jesus doesn't sing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd?

[smaliwabin]

I absolutely LOVE this movie.

[jasonbourne1231000]

Shut up chip

[sck7]

Will Farrell is sooo jokes

[djdreams21]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

[mybadguy12]

I caught a lot of shit for saying this for Thanksgiving dinner WTF

[MzSongBird21]

cthuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[nieceyfutch]

Baby Jesus powers! LMFAO

[TonyDanza4Lyfe]

Tim Tebow prays to tuxedo t-shirt Jesus.

[writeloveonyourarms7]

Haha this is the most quotable scene in a movie ever lmao

[thebeast245425]

that's real sweet of you Kal

[Andreyatl]

I'll take it for my Xmas fest! )) Thank you, baby Jesus! С Рождеством!

[BackingTracks1999]

Happy Birthday baby Jesus!

[SoSincere788]

merry christmas 8 pound 6 ounce baby jesus

[beautifuldizaster30]

I'm jacked up on Mt.Dew!

[PatrickAndrewCameron]

Will Farrell, you are a comedy genius my friend!!

[shuarma0]

I like to think of jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and im in the front row and im hammered drunk

[clummms]

so funnie

[Robby303]

@clummms funny not funnie you illiterate fuck

[RooThisDay]

woo woo woo OWWW!

[slimeyG]

The only thing good you did was make a hot daughter.. hahahahha

[docdamage911]

Don't even know a word yet... Just so cuddly!!!!!!!! Lmmfao!!!!

[ds2207]

greatest generation my ass. tom brokaw's a punk!

[daltonsummerlin]

Best movie ever

[chinesellama1]

I like baby Jesus too...

Yeag

[coolcatcosta]

"and I'm in the front, HAMMERED DRUNK."

[mel10191]

LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY!

[TjtheTrapper]

"Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Oww" "Love that money!"

[Robby303]

The food on the table made me hungry

[Robby303]

the mmmm by Cal Naughton Jr. is the funniest part in this scene.

[littlesoutherngirl]

Dad, you made that grace your bitch!

[hekktikkkebabsscuzz]

I'm still sitting in my dirty pee pants , best !

[1playingyou]

Im wearing my pee pant's too!!!

[rjwillia79]

47 people prefer bearded jesus.

[HopesAndDreamz77]

@rjwillia79 No i would tend to think that 47 people see this as the way parents now adays raise their kids and you know what if you do and the end up this way and end up in prison blame your own ****ing sucky parents for rasieing you the wrong way

[The3pidemic]

i like the baby jesus and im sayin grace lmao

[th3tinytim]

im so proud of you, you remind me of me, lococious and full of wondermen XD

[D1CeYJ1012]

CHIP IM ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW!!!

[indiequeen18]

Makes me laugh every time..LOL

[kalvinsakiller]

hell, you're just a bag of bones!

LOL!!!!!

[Jdawgduke12]

im all jack up on Moutain dew

[Hobbitchoker]

I like to think of Jesus as a baby with a Mohawk beating off evil with a Mountain Dew bottle.

[Daraca141688]

Thats what I call an Epic Meal Time!!!!!

[SimQueen408]

ima jump your ass like a spider monkey!! lmao

[TheMiiirna]

Walker and Texas Ranger.

ROLF

[ASwiftHippie]

I'd put it higher than a 94. Just sayin.

[mcweens]

you know he was struck by lighting 9 times

[Salamence1111]

1:58 That is basically how Jesus is to every redneck's eyes...

[18franks]

dear 8 pound 6 ounce newborn infant jesus ----- hahaha classic !

[911problemchild]

i work too hard for your bull, chip.

[RegulusPure]

My dad just told me to remember why God decided to come down as Baby Jesus this Christmas, and it made me think of this.

[livestrong91745]

Lol love it

[MRoCOOLGUY]

"he was a man he had a beard"

[WhoHatePeople]

SHAKE 'N' BAKE

[alternateandy]

"And I'm in the front row, and I'm HAMMERED drunk!"

[rmccagle]

It doesn't get much funnier than this!

[muthemasphate]

i like my jesus to party

[BudgieBobbarooo]

Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt...hysterical

[jessemoforice]

this was the funniest part in the movie.

[codizseapop]

like a dozen people actually walked out of the theater in this part of the movie lol

[MikeBNumba6]

@codizseapop LMAO seriously people walked out the theater at this part????

[KlayyJayy]

@codizseapop Idiots

[josemartinez629]

"I work too hard for your bull Chip"

[Anthony91LA]

Chip, ima scissor kick you on the back of the head. Im jacked up on mountain dew!

[frakjrich23]

Ricky Bobby's wife was so hungry

[xDloveSTEPH]

Chip im gonna come at you like a spider monkey!!! :P

[Shaticks]

Bingo! ROFL!

[SophiaNC24]

rate her ass on 100 it would EASILY be a 94.....

wow. lol

[andypage9]

@SophiaNC24 mmmMMMmmm!

[TheTunnelTurn]

This movie was pure awesome....lol

[iBeRemiiX]

lol my friend and i used this as our prayer at school!

[loera84]

44 people are jacked up on mountain dew and disliked this hilarious clip

[xxalicecullenxxxxx]

"I like the baby version the best,"

[xa25]

@pat5168 Your a loser faggot!

[danpluswife]

"bless the drivers and use them tonight,lord I wanna thank you for my smoking hot wife"

[boytuhab]

boggity boggity amen

[dukeofearlbanjo]

This is the funniest movie scene ever!!!

[KTevolved]

Im all jacked up on mountain dew

[EasyExpertVillage]

\m/ (O.O) \m/

[LDogDun]

chip i'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey

[LDogDun]

i like to picture Jesus as a ninja fighting' of  evil samurai

[URBANxGANGSTER]

I like to picture jesus with giant bird wings and an angel band singing lead vocals to lynyrd skynyrd and im sittin in the front row hammered drunk lol

[officialalma]

this is the funniest thing i have ever fucking seen! LOVE THIS MOVIE

[wheelking15]

"I hold your hair"

[felipeguy12345]

Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." 

[JulesManson]

For the Father loves his only son so much that he demands that his other children bow to their knees, clasp their hands, and gaze up to heaven as they buff his son's ego to a clean mirror shine. They are now positioned to regurgitate the words they once swallowed from charlatans, and spit them out with adoration and exultation. This love can now penetrate the darkest abyss ending in a climax of divine elation and jubilation for the holy spirit that now grows in the womb of their souls.

[SuperBspb]

@JulesManson What?

[TheDarkturtwig]

baby jesus powers

[TheAstrosfan6]

I'll hold your hair.

[MrSniggins]

i wet my bed until i was 19. aint no shame in that.

[Donutfaceman]

Funny as hell

[peanut1million]

this is the greatest movie ever made :D

[argonian88]

I'm not even a Christian but this was some of the most sacrilegious bullshit I have ever seen! It's disrespectful of the beliefs of others. Whether we agree with a religion or spiritual path, or not; this type of smut should not be so easily accepted or found amusing by anyone who has decency or respect for their fellow species.

[captkeebz]

@argonian88 I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey.

[npg68]

@argonian88 jesus argonian88, sounds like you're all jacked up on mountain dew!

[mintedllama]

@argonian88 lol. stfu.

[TheYTmagic]

bahaahaha notice the product placement with the coke bottle!

[QueenSusan121]

Texas Ranger: I'm all jacked up on mountain dew

I love that part

[xXJayW96Xx]

mmmmmm......mmmmmm

[jojob917]

im all jacked up on mountain dew!

[jojob917]

im all jacked up on mountain dew!

[lulugrace1125]

fav part of the movie

[nickbegnaud]

I didn't think a scene where a family says grace could last more than 5 minutes without wasting time. I was humbly mistaken.

[indgiu]

this scene must have been tough to do... way too funny

[ILoveRavenclaw9]

Excuse me I gotta go down to CVS and get some Powerade

[Marcobalt]

I'm 10 years old but I'll kick your ass. hahahahaha made me laugh the most

[ItsFreakkynBree]

"I'll Hold You're Hair"

XD

[tvardalos]

Dinner at Rick Perry's house,...

[RattleheadAnthony]

@tvardalos LMFAO 

[bbressie]

@tvardalos hilarious comment!!!

[luckystar007]

@tvardalos Ricky Bobby for President! And Cal for VP :P

[imthelegendkiller]

OMG i just realized they were in Step Brothers together :P

[BlackFox302]

I picture my Jesus with a tuxedo T-shirt that says I'm formal but I'm here to party! LMMFAO!

[krissydb77]

LOVE IT...

[SophiaNC24]

"If you would rate her ass from 100 it would EASILY be a 94"

[QueenSusan121]

I love the kids cussing

[ImaRageQuitter]

Haha

[smellyymellyy97]

Chip im all jacked up on mountain due!

[LVEdivinecommerce]

This never stops making me laugh, every time I see it. So classic, I love it!

[feebeedee]

Ugly...

[bbsturbobass]

Pizza

[raysfan75]

40 people work at dominos

[wgzn]

over a million views. of a video clip from a movie that everyone's already seen.

yeah. i just dont get you fuckin youtube people...?

[007chucknorris007]

@wgzn you watched it too.

[pushelildaisies]

Welcome to middle America.

[bbsturbobass]

"Dear 8 pound, 6 ounce, new born infant jesus..."

[Lachman0102]

@bbsturbobass "I'll hold the hair"

[xoxCarlyx7]

i just wanna say that powerade is delicious and it colors you off on a hot summer day and we look forward to powerade's release of mystic mountain blueberry.

[bobby06445]

dear lord baby jesus

[ItalkBoutStuff]

dad you made that grace your bitch

[KKLayton1]

I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey



[Alpolo007]

"look i like the baby version the best do you hear me"

[TheAjCalvillo]

Boogity boogity boogity amen

[drewh1979]

"I may be  ten years old, but I'll beat your ass"

[pclark531]

Thank you for my Smoking Hot Wife, Lisa. Boogity, Boogity, Boogity amen

[cbcrog]

...whats bad is this has really happen now. on national television.

[LuvSillyPpl]

the woman at the beginning reminds me of Emily Osment o.O...

[TheMegaboom5]

i've seen this movie 7 times but i still laugh so hard i cry at this part

[SicanguSiouxTribe]

Dear tiny jesus...LOL

[sireshade]

NOW THATS A MEAL!!!

[tobsk2011]

ive been sitting in ma pee pants all day

[SwordInThroat]

i wanna dninner like tht :D

[taser252]

I want to be formal but i'm here to party

[DudeStopLying]

lmao" Walker..and Texas Ranger"

[NateObiri]

i'll hold ur hair lool



[spasmodist]

i love the old man

[scruffyhero]

haha "Dad you made that grace your bitch"

[ryanrox17]

i cant help but feel sorry for chip

[sadithb]

CHIP IMA COME AT YOU LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY!

[edwintorres57]

@sadithb LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY!!!

[Rumdabbadoh]

"Dear baby God, Amen.."

[mrKirk0111]

lol @1:57 she makes that "mom told me to get an abortion" face

[UpchurchEric]

Pastor Jeff Nelms brought me here.

[TETracing]

I'm all jacked up on maintain dew

[lyntek816]

i LOVE BABY JESUS....

[mountaindew492]

woo! woo! woo! owww (;! love that money!

[xxwesdogxx]

lmfao

[shano92]

What's the movie called I forgot

[chutch1122]

Thumbs up if you came here from "Best prayer EVER! Pastor Joe Nelms - Nascar Nationwide - Nashville, TN "

[garybatesrsc]

@chutch1122 I'm from Nashville!

[Duesvinet]

I can't stop laughing! This is funny as H*ll!!!

[AC1583]

"dear lord baby jesus or is our brothers in the south call you Haysus (jesus)"

[SlipknotKicks]

walker and texas ranger or t.r as we call him lmfao