Owen Benjamin Presents - How To Cut A Line

[2Timerkid]

0:50 is the best!LOL

[RayMKV]

Or you could just wait like a kind person... people have no patience these days...

[GSCKoolCat3]

The Crimson Bolt is gonna have your ass for this video.

[o0oKHFANo0o]

all you have to do to cut a line, is stand somewhere JUST out of sight and yell FIIIIIIGHT!! and your line will dissappear

[darrienmack]

That fat guy is from GAMER. I just watched that. It's good seeing him with a shirt on instead of lubed up in oil and eating donuts in syrup. Jesus.

[ddsownsmaul]

your brother is my English teacher in sl

[FaThEe95]

lol slim jim commercial

[daMarshalxD]

i just cut a huge line today without using any of this.... lol

check out the video in my channel

[LILTRAYTON21]

WELL MY HOMIE TRIED DIS SHT AND ALL MOST GOT HIS AZZ KICKED IT WUZ FUNNY

[chao300]

thx i cutted un coffe line XD

[wasntmemrbond007]

owen is the best comedian of all time

[blingfatproductions]

FUCK YOU HDTV!!!!

[frostheat246]

how to get to the back to the front thats what she said

[penguini617]

um squeeze the lemons?

[misscrazibabi1]

lmfao dey jus puttin lemons in a cup

[krrrruptidsoless]

I don't even know what lines are. I made it to there without having a single thought to how or why I watched this vid. It made me reflect on my life and all the things I have done that were just a waste of time. Like this vid. I don't even know what lines are. Hang your head and ask yourself. Why friggin me, huh, why.

[dodaddy07]

ugily

[teddyrubskin]

wut the hell? This I can't believe there were so many people working on this video! .. a Director of Phototgraphy?!? gimme a break!!

[firefox3601]

he didn;t pay any $ for the lemonade. What's up with that?!!! LOVE the video lol

[TehNoobinShow]

If it's a lemonade stand say, "There's a homeless guy that will die if he doesn't have a drink" <-- That might work.

[YourPageantry]

ha! i was a fireman in 9/11 LOL

[glorifieddraftsman]

Crazy guy... so true.

[BattousaiMS297]

he just putting lemons in a cup lol

[Johnnyblazedanketch]

that lemon in the cup is hilarious great work

[nickatrop]

what happened to, except for the ones going up your whore girlfriends nose? lol

[Sekto666]

Hey Maaaannnn! Immmm CrRaAzZyY!!!

[xxxSYNTHETICxLIFExxx]

i like the last one best.

[andyburgess1]

"Hey arn't u that guy from that thing"

pure genius

[Clif2525]

"i dont even know what lines are"...awesome

[CSpot]

Class is in session

[bibi550]

LOL!!!=))

[xxLextalionesxx]

Hey ... I'M the crazy guy! You told everyone my secret dammit! Now I need a new gig. :(

nice shirt

[Yuksu93]

i was a fireman in 9/11

[melanie1254]

Really ?

[youmarttube]

smart!

[wildflower223]

who is the fat dude

[prajalpaspeaker]

i don't get it???

[Chemlover123]

OWEN IS F'ING AMAZING!!!

[poxart]

omg the "don't i now you?" would actually work

[TalkBack075]

dude, your the guy from The House Bunny who's like "You're 59 in Bunny years" to Anna Faris. This is hilarious

[CSpot]

Yep that's owen!!

[rongravy]

i saw the trailer the other day, i was all like w00t! big time!

[Rango9]

You guys are hilarious!  Talk about schmoozing your way to the front of the line!

Great video skit.

[hauktommy]

Wow this is incredibly not funny and half-assed.

[Chemlover123]

I'LL HALF YOUR ASS WITH MY FACE!

[madskillz1o1]

at #1 the guy just puts a whole lemon into his cup. what the hell ? ^^

[CSpot]

it's the new self serve fresh lemonade stand

[sn0d]

"Garbage bags makes great shirt" LOL

[bgr8flgrl]

It would have been funny if a lion had cut him down to size, I hate line jumpers ~ errr.

[RobloxLegocat5]

LOL!!! XD

[CSpot]

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. ~Mahatma Gandhi

[ajjaxd]

Nice one

[thechico1979]

#3 will be my choice!

[Hazel1312]

I've got to use #1

[melanie1254]

Lol that was so funny !!

[dominoefffect]

i know it's not meant to be taken seriously, but i don't think it's funny to take credit for a serious heroic act that you never did. it kind of takes away from the real heroes. :/

[ajjaxd]

Oh why don't people just shut up about 9/11! God! it's over! it was bad, but it's over! Why can't Americans ever laugh at their OWN past, Just other people's

[dominoefffect]

you laugh at events where thousands of people died?! do you laugh at the holocaust?! that wasn't an american tragedy AND it's "over". sounds ready for comedy!

it's not about whether i'm over it, it's about respecting the people that were involved in it.

i still think it was a funny video, i just didn't think that was cool.

[Edgeof666]

Fuck people. And tragedy is fucking hilarious, deuche.

[Firestorm686]

Dude get a grip,this vid wasn't making fun of 9/11 in any way,watch the vid carefully next time.

[dominoefffect]

OK i GET it! i understand the joke! i was just saying that i PERSONALLY didn't like it! then like 87 people are like "god, you took it way too seriously. omg" holy hell. everyone needs to chill out.

and edgeof666, you're a dick.

[Firestorm686]

Oh i see what you mean,Edgeof666 is indeed a dick.

I still can't see what it is that you have found offensive?

[ajjaxd]

When did I say I laugh at it, plus, the holocaust was (in numbers) far far far far far worse than 9/11, the two are incomparable in terms of scale and global effect

[custommadename]

Not that any of these are realistic, but this is the least realistic one. You need a tin foil hat!

[hippydude987]

Come and get me mother fucker!

[ajjaxd]

lol, good comeback

[slamboka]

lol!!! thay was great!!!

[darkestmoons]

LOL!!

xD

[Wazybaruzo]

Does having that dog help?

[ZeChief]

i was a fireman! lol

[mangosalado]

this Owen is crazy and funny as HELL!!!! :D

[oberoncuz]

yeah

[fountainsofben]

Do you have any tricks on keeping your garbage bag from getting all sweaty inside, or does that add to the whole crazy guy thing...?

[naughtypuppetshow]

Very entertaining video, as per usual. Nice to see new Owen stuff! -NaughtyPuppetShow ;-P

[anettekas]

i bet i can cut line better :D

[CADsVideos]

xD Love it.

[darthhamsterreturns]

Awesome!

[ducky000]

i love lemonade!

and owen benjamin.

gaytown...when will it return?

lol.

xD

[dmeckle]

1st

[ducky000]

do garbage bags really make great shirts? lol.

i'm sure lemonade really is THAT important though.

[i really do love lemonade!]

[shanec2008]

wow..im the first viewer,,,dats my first time