Soccer AM: Taxi - Iwelumo Miss + Funny Scottish Commentary

[JamieLandan]

I think the commentators need a trip to specsavers.

[benplant3]

he wasent offside you thick bellend

[kerrdavidson95]

hate to say this but he was offside

[14JeAgLeS14]

AWWW MY GOD! YOU MISSED THAT! YOU'RE AVIN A LAFF!

[Rct3Nutter]

He missed on purpose cause he knew he was offside.

[barneywhitehall]

Chris Iwelumo disliked this 4 times

[ultimatebuzz1]

your having a laugh awwwww naaawwwwww pmsl quality

[zonjordan]

ooh my god ......hahahahahahah

[Curri3Saan]

@weatherallc05 If you can't criticise the situation, blame his race and attack him personally. Yes very intelligent.

[weatherallc05]

@Curri3Saan fine have it ur way

[xStivq]

@weatherallc05 Clever you knows the burger king slogan, ya fucking whopper

[weatherallc05]

@xStivq nah mate im not interested in that company tbh im just saying its up to you

[macshimmy]

awwwwwwwwwwwww naaaaaaaaaaaaaw

[JamseyCraft]

what a fuckin tube that guy was...

[gspotkentzoom]

worst moment eer...we all hated him afterward

[SanchinhoPanza]

"wa happen dere??"

[Richard3261]

1:09 Sychronised ''Aww Naww!''

[urma1234567]

Oh No!!!! XD

[bobbyb373]

00:49 LOL puts Scotland in front!

[citadel10011]

I remeber watching this, & it was such an important miss to !

[citadel10011]

in fact ive watched it 4 times & still cant understand how he could miss it !

[citadel10011]

i doubt he will EVER live this down ..

[hbunnyo]

@citadel10011 He'll be on his death bed and we'll still be slagging him off for this.

[citadel10011]

unreal !!

[kanafa44]

hahahah the commentator thought he had scored 

[s0673451]

chris iwulemo created 3 accounts so he could downvote this.

[citadel10011]

@s0673451 lol

[xavier19522]

No 1 on earth can tell F.Torres miss was worse than this........

[larwhelan]

The boy from coatbridge has put scotland in front

[luvpump1]

What qualifies a negro to play for scotland ?

[TKManUTD1989]

@luvpump1 ask your mom

[lipsodent]

@TKManUTD1989 , nice reply.....would have been better if you ignored luvpump...people with prejudice,arrogance and racist blood have 4 common things....FEAR, JEALOUSY,NEED FOR ATTENTION (BECAUSE THEY ARE LONELY) AND A MASSIVE INFERIORITY COMPLEX

[PrintsDaWorld]

Thumbs up if you searched this vid after seeing Torres miss an open goal vs Man Utd!

[DerryRhumba95]

"AWH NAW!!" hahahahha

[GauntV]

the best part is that he didnt even scuff it or make a mistake, he genuinely just missed the fuckin target!

[MadKingofCarthage]

wow he makes heskey look like the best striker in the world

[ReeceMullen96]

1:08 AW NAW!!!!!!!!!

[rudiflobber]

ha ha 

[BornholmerRonne2]

the two commentaters disliked this

[x0PaRaDoX0x]

It was offside anyway!

[EliteMatt3289]

oooh nooooooooooo

[canyoncarbon]

he miss-tit!

[huggie28]

What is that noise 1:02? Orgasm.

[zammoammo321]

awwwww naaaawwww, haha class i love real radio

[GlobalUT]

i was at that game. horrible miss.

[LibertyBhoy]

"AHH NAA" hahahahahaha

[KABYable]

Scot Brown (number 6) collapses to the ground in such disbelief.., u'd think he was the one who missed the sitter

[jaaaaackful]

The only two people who dislike this is Iwelumo and his mum.

[COYH10]

Watford's newest signing! <3

[scottishson11]

what a fucking discrace to scotland he is terrible

[manugill7]

loser

[CRoStubbs]

what on earth is said on 52 seconds?

[KABYable]

What happened there!! lool

[aboxxinc]

@redman8903

I can't believe that you just said that.

[redman8903]

NIGGERS DO NOT PLAY FOR SCOTLAND!!!!!

[superwellfan]

@redman8903 I'd like to hear you say that to Iwelumo mate. You'd have to step away from your keyboard first.

[redman8903]

@superwellfan not an issue, im 6ft 4 and ripped. Would kick that NIGGERS ass, my 80 year old grandmother could score that.

[lewie343]

@redman8903 bet you're a weedy little prick who sits in front of his comp all day wanking and telling people that you're "6 4 and ripped" get a life you racist cunt.

[Alan86021]

The ball was coming at him rather fast guys....

[NamelessJimmy]

What happened there!?

[1903djmcleod]

sums up scottish ftba.....crap

[beaton1903]

Even the linesman thought he scored. should be ashamed ti be scottish

[MessiTheKiingHD]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHHA SO FUCKING FUNNY !

[mikepar2]

And to think Kris Boyd was kept on the bench by Burley in favour of that!!

[Stu3100]

Think Septic tried to get him after this?

[90boyle]

AWWW NAW

[paul202011]

I am a wolves fan and at the time when he did this I got so much abuse lol this goes down as one of the all time bad misses

[Bigworms123]

I'm a scotland fan and i hate iwolumo!He sucks!

[DJCoolxx]

Ano it was a terrible miss but still you have to feel sorry for the poor guy

[boy1belfast]

he would get in the rangers team

[DavidRfc1872]

PAHAHAHAHHA

[Ribeyeangus]

wait this wasn't MLS? lol

[MirrorSymmetry]

'Local radio' = Scottish "media "= Total laughing stock

[sadesai1]

ooooohhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooo

[thebestisgood]

AWW MY GOD!!! XD

[madweemitch44]

i bet if this was england it would be all ok because the ball bounced but nawwww

[RossStorey95]

AAAAWWW NAAAWWW. hilarious :L

[theDingbat]

@CapitalBhoy78 get ta fuck. Go wank over Gary Hooper or something and keep yer old firm shite away from a Scotland video

[SuttonBluenose2]

syncronised OHHH NOOOHHHH!!!!!

[MrJamez1997]

hurts to watch that knowin if he scored we might hav been in the euro

[CapitalBhoy78]

FUCKING IWELUMO BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!

P.S NEIL LENNON IS A FUCKING LEGEND :)

[theDingbat]

@CapitalBhoy78 fuck does lennon have to do with anything? piss off

[CapitalBhoy78]

@theDingbat Shut up ya hun.

[MrJamez1997]

@CapitalBhoy78 neil lennon is a ginger arsehole ...gers 2 1 celtic

[CapitalBhoy78]

@MrJamez1997 FUCK OFF YA DIRTY HUN CUNT

[MrJamez1997]

@CapitalBhoy78 i not a gers fan u fukin dik just think neil lennon is a ginger FANNY

[davemcq]

Iwelumo, will never play for scotland again after that.

[fiveminutestotroll]

jockstrap

[Minghaggard]

that is amazing LOL

[weirdos5en]

that was ok but you should search for weirdos5en

[ratastewie91]

Sums up Scottish football in one go

[thegruffnut]

chris iwulmo dislikes this

[zapasiewicz]

@thegruffnut and either does his mother

[Mugabanator]

@thegruffnut he was so afraid of missing the dislike button he pressed it three times.

[ManchesterUtdNews]

It came off his right leg and he didn't expect it to hit it. So it ain't his fault.

[StarzNation]

thats why charlton sold u cunt CAFC

[macin1991]

i was in wales visitin friends when this happened... Wales were playing Leichtenstien later in the day... and Leichtenstein fans LAUGHED at scotland for missing that... thats how fuckin bad it was

[afcredarmy12]

@macin1991 aye i remember that and then did wales nae struggle against Leichtenstien think wales only won 1-0 if im right :S

[macin1991]

WIT HAPPINED THERE!

HE... HE MISSED IT!?

haha ewan and ruffy

[Ashton5TV]

thats sum love making music ahah

[lgisgod]

That really is fucking shocking

[BobJ93]

this miss made me sick.... but the Real Radio commentary makes it kinda funny XD

[scotland1989able]

this still pisses me off

[Adeel2k11]

LOL at the noise 1:03

[sandshoo]

i love that! :D c'mon the scots!

[TheFilmStation]

Charlton r better than Celtic SPL worst league in the world

[Adeel2k11]

@TheFilmStation

LOL charlton who is that?

are they in a amateur league 

[neilmcd84]

Compare this reaction with an English commentator. "Wouldn't have happened in 1966!" Or now even the English are realising 66 was a LONG time ago: "Wouldn't have happened in 1990!"

[TheShug17]

'AWWWWWWWW NAWWW!'

lmfao!

[UlsterLoyal72]

to those who say scotland will never reach the finals then how about this , england had the best team they've ever had for years , and they still get fucked by the likes of germany! England for the world cup? hahahahahaaaa dont make me laugh.

[TheDrysdale94]

@UlsterLoyal72 lol so true

[cafcwebbluke]

loooooooool scottish players are all shite thats why they never reach the world cup or euro

[celticfc18881]

@cafcwebbluke haha comin from a charlton fan

[hayesy25]

@celticfc18881 coming from a celtic fan?

[thew4nk3er]

Old Århus Fremad player, we are so proud!

[Marley09man]

the english league made iwelumo shite !fuck england pussy bastards

ALBA GU BRAGH !!!!

[SnowPlough888]

@Marley09man yes cos the Scottish Leagues are amazing, everyone wants to play in it!

[lewisdfc]

@SnowPlough888 if scotland had the population of england then our clubs would have more money to spend etc,thats the only reason you have a better league than us,the ratio for people that go to the football is higher in Scotland than it is in England,only reason English football has bigger clubs is due to the population and the money

[jamesgers08]

@lewisdfc no shit sherlock

[JCA1712]

@lewisdfc that is utter bollocks. my local team, in the blue square premier get a higher gate than some scottish premier teams.

[lewisdfc]

@JCA1712 yeh to be fair theres tiny clubs in the spl that shouldnt be there, the likes of hamilton and inverness etc, my team (dundee) are in administration and got a 25 point deduction and we STILL get bigger home and away crowds that half the spl teams

[JCA1712]

@lewisdfc hamilton get about 500 more than teams in the 6th tier of english football. problem is, people in scotland gravitate towards celtic and rangers even if they dont live in glasgow.

[SamoIsKing]

Big useless diddy nigger bastard. Summed up the whole campaign under Burley. Lotta shite.

[snappycruise]

Haha I love brit like that!

[shevshomevideos]

HAHHA! Hilarious commentary at the end. Stunned like the rest of us!

[johnjoeotoole]

safe to say, hes shit!

[yahavx]

WHY IT DOESNT SHOW THE F*****NG comment

[yahavx]

dsa

[yahavx]

1:02 lol

[yahavx]

hear that sound at 1:02 lol

[yahavx]

hear that sound at 1:02 lol

[thetuberperson]

hes offsides

[jphdoc]

'ohhh no!' in tandem!

[SvezNigrutin43]

retard

[ARainsby]

hahaha

[allhopeisgone2k8]

an yet hes still fuckin awesome !

[LoafOfPint]

I remember an open goal miss from the nineties, I think it was at a Blackpool game but I can't confirm that, where he basically got ahead of the ball and scuffed it with his heel and it didn't even reach the goal or go out for a goal kick. The keeper just picked it up or it got cleared and the striker just lay on the ground with his head in his hands, and the commentator shouted "BLOOD-DY...HELLLL!"

I love it when they just let their guards down like that and tell it like a true fan.

[Stephen1965]

One of the best pieces of commentary I've ever heard. I think they must have been more surprised than me. :)

[siklad999]

couldn't of happened to a better natin haaaaaaa TWATS

[2redpens]

@Forticus91 the majority of the world hate people like you lol id rather miss that goal than have your reputation lol

[Forticus91]

@2redpens you don't miss a goal you moron sort it out fagg

[boyowood]

iwelumo hus nay played fir scotland since lol

[AsbestosInferno]

Aww Naw! I just loved how they both said it in unison. Poor Scotland, I felt so bad for them after this =(

[Shaunzy01463]

LOL I have just finished watching a video of Scotlands Euro 08 Campaign which evoked some prowd and powerful memories. Now I have just watched this and this one clip sums up Burleys entire rain and the complete contrast these two campaigns have in comparison.

[biscuitchannel]

AWW NAW!!!!!!!!

lol

[biscuitchannel]

taaaaaaaaaaaaaxi for iwelumo!!!

[TerryAdam1993]

lol best miss ever anyone mind only an excuse? sky sports, making the unmissable missable LMFAO.

[phucoff1]

From Coatbrig? Must ay hud too much buckfast the night afore then, haha!

[shallowdead]

lol hes fae coatbridge were am fae a played football way him its ma bothers m8 hes achully quite gd :d

[pakipride2007]

he got his footing wrong

[IIApocalypz3Xx]

i think that is the worst miss of all time!

and im scottish

[rcmdelad]

AH NAAA!

[PopaNo1Z]

the commentary is brilliant!

[joj012000]

shame on the guy tbh

not as funny as robinsons/nevilles howler v croatia lmao

cmon algeria, usa n slovenia!

[gingerjames86]

How many years since scotland qualified for the world cup?

12?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[martinmc11ira]

ginger pubes behave

[TheCuriousOrange83]

That's so shite it's unbelievable. Ewan Cameron is a Hearts bastard.

[contianes]

What a Tool

[jklsemicolon0]

Why is this the only taxi video?!?!? There was loads of awesome ones

[asswipes3000]

wtf was he trying to do?!!

[TheArshavinator]

lmfao

[Mikeatsouls]

ooo naaaoooooooooo

[GregorRfc]

its ok since we're not there to knock england out we can support algeria :D big bougherra will sort out you english bastards :)

[shmally123]

@GregorRfc

yeh we'll see scotland at the world up... oh wait...

[GregorRfc]

shut up spain will knock you out lmfao

[shmally123]

why wont scotland kock us out?

[GregorRfc]

shut up :S we can rely on spain on brazil to put you bastards in your place :)

[archie151091]

ROTFLMAO!!!

[detaweescooter123]

he missed aaatttttt

[luikang911]

It could only be Scotland lol

[floridamatty]

*LOL* Boy are we shite

[asxnkmb]

wat was he doing the thierry henry's fake kick?

[Hypersonic94returns]

what's the song called? or is it by soccer am?

[Phil6219]

It's "angela" by Bob James, it was the theme tune to Taxi an old tv show in the US.

[AAAABritish]

aha iwelumo mannnnn u make me so shamed to b a wolves fan watchin that

[ZzEleztriczZ]

TAXI FOR DUGHY

[daledeecfc]

Argentina Argentina Argentina !!!

[AidenBMTH]

hes masses ATT

[DjQuick2008]

both are supreme fuck ups