Nemr on LBC Bala Mazeh Feb 16 2011

[milanooo159]

loooool ya aptimis ya aptimis ta3ala, ta3azl ana ba2olak looool and waynooo batmaan AHAHAHA i laughed so frikin hard this guy is hilarious

[anastasiacharbel]

Lmfao !

[Lebprincess4ever]

OMG NEMRRRRRR WLEEEHHHHHH PLEASE COME TO SAN DIEGO wallah iza ma bteje bz3l mnak ktir ktir... yalla t3aaaa wallah the net is true i tried to watch shankaboot but it wasnt worth it in leb took 2 hours for 2 min

[Lebprincess4ever]

OMG NEMRRRRRR WLEEEHHHHHH PLEASE COME TO SAN DIEGO wallah iza ma bteje bz3l mnak ktir ktir... yalla t3aaaa

[jawadperson]

the band is pretty awesome... (ma tkhaf enta afkham...)

[kidikon123]

thx dude you just made me loose my voice... but funny lol its helariuse how u make fun of all the countries but lebanon lol keep making those vids :D

-kidikon123 from beirut

[sidani86]

2:15 and 3:48 : The guy in the striped shirt is very hard to please, it's almost like he is attending an econometrics lecture

[2468girls]

omg i watch my self n then i say uggggggh this guy isnt worth it lol XD

[ox0cupcake0xo]

LMAO :D

MAN U RULE!!

[anosura]

انا بطلت احضرفوكس بسبب الترجمة اشي بخزي مين بدو اهلوا يفهمو شو بصير بالفلم

[zik0vski]

hahahahahahahahahahahahah simply simply ana bl ared mn de7ek,,, sarleh noss se3a 3am bjareb ektob hal comment hahahahahahahahahahahahha

[123nader123]

Feb 16 2011  omg my birthday lol

[micheanehme]

incredible nemer incredible! we for sure need some funny celebrities in lebanon:D

[Zgirtee]

Wenooooooooooo batmaaaaan :P hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bsharafak kater l2eno 3njad drive me crazy :P

& indian movie in arabic is so stupid :P

[SandraAyoubi]

OSN Arabia! tell me abt it! hahahaha rly nice!

[ah00na]

no man u worth it to wait half an hour to watch a 10 mins of kick ass comedy :))))))))

[mori69]

Man ive been pissing myself laughing at your stuff. Keep up the good work :)

[xfig911]

hahahahahaha

[MsHamarneh]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

YOU ARE THE MAN!!!

[MetalSio]

Hey Nemr really nice job! I am Lebanese, but I live in America and your videos are hilarious. Keep up the good work!

[Mrcommenter24]

I've just finished my surgery and I can't laugh man !! But I can't I want to watch :DD

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@Mrcommenter24 Salemtak my friend! I hope you have a speedy recovery!

[Mrcommenter24]

@enjoylifeingeneral Man bisara7a b7ebb tawadou3ak !! w kif betredd 3al comments !! coz fi ktar bifakro 2eza ken l cha5es l machhour 2arib lal fans byef2oud ahammito !! w hayda chi ghalat ! ---- So 10x man and {YOU're FantAstic ;) One LOve (; } From Leb : Bechara

[Mrcommenter24]

NEMR ROCKS xD

[deadshot0000]

lezem tije 3ala roumania daroure daroure !!!!!! now

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@deadshot0000 haha Roumania! That's a first :D

[xxwickedbxx]

@enjoylifeingeneral mmmm Romania, I'm going with Nemr lol

[aliezzedine1]

Man you are one of the fucking funniest stand up comedians I have ever seen!! Your standup is fucking insane!!! Can''t wait to see your most recent Bala Maze7 skit.. Love from Beirut!!!

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@aliezzedine1 Thank you my friend! I uploaded the newest one already you can see it on my channel! :D YOU ROCK!

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@ajforever09 Thank you so much AJ! Was awesome meeting you at the show :D

One Love :)

[8tinch]

lol the dude at 2:19 and 3:50 , is like meen hayda el 2ajnabe w leeh 3am ye7ke enkleze meen mfakker 7alooo.......playing with his imaginary beard at 3:50...

[adhamboston]

i am egyptian and im totally offended , no jks man , amazing standup comedy , althought not all of us speak like optimus prime

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@adhamboston haha thank you my friend! :D

[sayo9394]

OMG, this is freaking awesome!

I demand that you come to sydney!

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@sayo9394 hahahaha I intend to soon!

[haaahaaai]

هههههههههههههههههههههههههه الابهام مرفوع لك يا نمر

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@ajforever09 Can't wait to hear you laughing in Montreal this week :D

[ninajmz]

This is the definition of AMAZING !!!

<3<3

Nemr your the best =D

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@ninajmz Thank you so much! :D

[leboss156]

i watched this more than 100 times :D and i keep laughing !! Ur like nitrous oxide ! :D !! I U ROCKKKKKKKKKKK TIGER !

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@leboss156 That's awesome, thank you so much! :D

[skyfire98]

i just wonder nemr, right now are you in US or Lebanon, because surely you cant view this vid if your in lebanon with the internet? :P

[skyfire98]

waynooo batman??? LOOOOOL!! nemr you never cease to amuse me! <3

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@skyfire98 hehehe I try my best! :D

[Mimilollipopz92]

U're A God ... <3

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@Mimilollipopz92 You are too kind! :)

One Love :)

[hamada143]

im a HUGE fan of stand up comedy and I have attended tens of shows... nemir is a leader in stand up and really got talent... what great performances u make! RESPECT!

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@hamada143 Thank you so much for your support and your words :D So glad you love my work!

One Love :)

[pasoplaya]

Look at the dude at 3:50 get a life you fagot. Put a smile on that face.

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@pasoplaya HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! GOD DAMN! HAHA!

[bakhbakho]

metalhead n stand up comedian :P fucking awesome:P

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@bakhbakho \m/ For the win my brother (or sister can't tell from your user name hehe)! For the win! \m/

[Nisrinemassoud]

nemerrrr ur greattttttttttttt :D

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@Nisrinemassoud Thank you so much Nisrine! :D

[sostakid1217]

hahaahahahahaha! the transformers part is the best!

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@sostakid1217 Thank you so glad you loved it :D

One Love :)

[TutorialsByOZ]

the words you cant say on tv,i was waiting for someting like Carlin's (Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits),you feel our pain with Internet,and btw the only Guys that are worth it are stand up comedians ;)

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@TutorialsByOZ hahaha thank you my friend :D

[geffara]

Fantastic

Couldn't stop Laughing Man..

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

hahhahahh

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@geffara Well then mission accomplished :D

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@McYa7ya DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!

[msabra91]

HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSS!! I can't stop laughing :D

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@msabra91 HAHAHAHA YOU ROCK!

ONE LOVE :)

[MrLaith95]

EPIC!!

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@MrLaith95 :D Thank you!

[metallicaJee]

so laggy you're not even worth it!

kidding, but yeah I've checked them all, most atleast.

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@metallicaJee HAHAHAHAHA! Fantastic!

[LXAI]

O_O

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@LXAI :D

[YAMANRADAPAMPEI]

HAHAHAHAHA awesomee, I'm Lebanese but living in the US, I reallyy hope you come back to NYC soon or that you perform this summer in Lebanon!

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@YAMANRADAPAMPEI You should come back to Lebanon soon :D April 8 and 9 I got a HUGE show in Casino du Liban coming up called EPIC :D

[provideo1995]

How much do u pay 4 ur internet? and i bet it's high speed cz u took it from america (they like u too there) :p

[MsPiGiWiGi]

this is hilarious!!!! i watched it like 10 times or sth!!!! GPS in a female voice :P hahaha.... and the other OSN... who am i kidding i love them all :D cnt wait to see the rest :D

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@MsPiGiWiGi Thank you so much! So glad you loved the video :D

One Love :)

[rezelute]

I live in the UK and ive got to admit i miss the "ERRRRRRRRRRRRR EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GREEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH" everytime i want to connect to the internet in lebanon. And then blow in the internet socket when it doesnt work :)

[enjoylifeingeneral]

HAHA! 

[MrDr143]

hey nemr more plz ur cousin. good stuff

[LAfloraDemary]

we love you tiger wooo!!

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@LAfloraDemary Love you TOO! :D

[deathschuck]

i have a feeling that its edited !

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@deathschuck Of course for time purposes but at least its not censored :D

[schmogzi]

nemer!!! salbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! more plz!!! :D

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@schmogzi hahaha yalla more coming soon! :D

[schmogzi]

@enjoylifeingeneral law fi "like" bel youtube,I'd hit the like button on that comment!! ;)

btw: " I hereby pledge my allegiance to stop the horrific insanity known as osn arabia and their translation of movies into arabic" :D

[metallicaJee]

I demand 4 videos a week!

make that 5

[enjoylifeingeneral]

@metallicaJee HAHAHAHA!!!! In a little while I have some 25 videos hitting in one shot ;) Check out my channel I have 70 videos for you to enjoy now! :D

One Love :)