Drivn' My Pickup, Talkn' To God - Atheist Experience #357

[ThatHauntFreak2]

Soooo, you talked to God, eh? Someone get this guy a straightjacket and padded walls!

[broomhall23]

That's it! I'm convinced!!! (sarcasm)

[drche420]

Inbred fuck

[1991stratplus]

If this guy hears voices in his head, he probably needs to check into a hospital.

[ShroomFuu86]

Inbreeding....It happens.

[baxtar2012]

Caller said God talked to me while driving. "It was Howard Stern".

[Gryffster]

Sounds like this man did a lot of Acid back in the 60's. Be warned kids.

[bf1tz]

I was deprived of oxygen long enough to pass out one time. I saw the 3 elves; Snap, Crackle, and Pop, from Rice Krispies, and they are real. They talked to me and everything. Then I came too and my friends; one of which was responsible for depriving me of oxygen, where shaking me and I just want to say that Snap, Crackle, and Pop really exist. True Story! No really, I wasn't just hallucinating because my brain hadn't received enough oxygen, that doesn't make any sense.

[mumbles005]

3 chicks; so I should be expecting 3 sandwiches then?! lol jk

[EatMAndSml]

I was floating around with four other dudes and saw god from the back.... nuf said.

[55metalmonkey]

I thinks Stanley's brain cells were just screaming for help

[RockAustinDXtakerRk0]

"I saw hem from a back aangle"......Did he have a nice ass?

[EnlightenedUniverse]

this guy is just an idiot

[DetroitUrbanTV]

I started laughing when I read the title and I have not stopped laughing yet while watching the video. OMFG - Stanley didn't try to scare the gurls, he just wanted the gurls to know what God told him while driving his pick-up truck. And after he hung up, the gurls checked with each other to make sure everyone was not scared. But I am scared for Stanley on the road. All that Jesus talk going on while he is driving. He gonna get in a accident.

[RhondaH]

The caller obviously doesn't realize that Hindu people see their deities in such near death cases, not jesus or mary or the biblical god. Does that mean those other gods are real? Protestants never see the virgin mary either because they don't worship her. These personal experiences are unsubstantiated and laughable.

[TheTomtuffy]

This is how it keeps going,people saying god spoke to me,god helped me,jesus saved me bit far fetched dont you think? Never no proof but they feel him in their heart/soul.I was drivin my pickup other day thinking I ve got senile dementia.

[AstronomyGuru84]

"I been without air for a long time." That tells me all I need to know. He was hallucinating because of the lack of oxygen to the brain.

[wideosvatcher]

he said he wanted to tell you he hears voices for your well being

i think not hearing voices is best for ones well being....or at least pretty high on the list

[JOHNINCOLUMBUS]

I wonder how many 6 packs that guy had before his wife tried to wake him up.

[INTPTT]

He seems like a nice person, but he should probably see a doctor.

[bonkuraysan]

ah wuz in mah pickup with my sister/wife talkin to god and he told me that nascar is the best sport, and that budweiser is the best beer.ahyuk

[Vire70]

@WhistlinWind

I think you need to get your brain checked by a doctor.

[Vire70]

Oh wow, someone talked to God. He MUST be right! Totally converted. Thanks dude. Praise jebus.

[metalhead2508]

@WhistlinWind Are you mentally retarded?

[DreadnoughtDave]

WHahahahahahahahaaaa! Those red necks!!!! If you "hear" something talk to you like that, you most likely are talking to yourself and need to go see a psychiatrist!

[aegisgfx]

Why do they only see god when they have had the oxygen to their brain cut off?

[aegisgfx]

"Y'ALL"

its gonna be a good video...

[RogerWazup007]

Lol wow... How they could keep straight faces is beyond me.

[CH4ZT3CH]

Its weird how so many Americans have talked to god, I'm surprised Christians aren't Mormons.

[IoEstasCedonta]

@CH4ZT3CH ...I'm trying to parse this thought. So far failing.

[AntitheistPOV]

"One time I almost died. I saw God, then I came back and my wife was shaking me, I'd been without air for a long time".

Did she have a pillow in her hand?

PS,

Keryn Glasser makes sexy time.

[IoEstasCedonta]

@RainingSilverDollars Matt wasn't involved with the show at this point, not for most of a year.

[IoEstasCedonta]

@PoppinFreshMe Dillahunty wasn't on the show at this point; his first episode was 387. I'm not even sure if he'd left the church at this point. He calls into the show for the first time in 381.

It might be a troll, but it's not Dillahunty.

[IoEstasCedonta]

@WhistlinWind ...what the hell are you talking about?

He didn't join up with the show until '05... he called in before then... is that what you mean? Off-duty contributors call in sometimes when they feel they have something to add, not just Matt, too. What's wrong with that, exactly? I don't... what?

[1976cyclist]

Man these idiots of ACA are too much!! Makes me thankful I was dropped on my head repeatedly as an infant!!

[sclf]

He had diabetes real bad? Maybe diabetic coma?

[bluepikachuu]

lol "right quick"

[reebee66]

He was out of air for a long time....explains the brain damage

[dciple12]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

[flamingacdc1]

maked da world go round

[mandolinic]

So this guy is an uncontrolled diabetic who has hallucinations while driving a truck...

[FlyingPinkUnicorn]

@mandolinic But he knows god is real. Gotta love religious nuts.

[Silent33091]

@mandolinic

I kind of feel bad for him :(

[GnosticHumanist]

@mandolinic

Clearly he's been drinking homebrew like a fish as well. He's out of his mind.

[PatchesRips]

@PoppinFreshMe "I hope you're not one of their glazed-eyed followers, but I'm guessing that you are. Too bad."

Now, why is that "too bad"? Does the fact that most of my opinions are similar to those they hold mean I'm going to hell? Or the boogeyman's going to get me? What makes it "too bad"? I'm curious.

[PatchesRips]

@PoppinFreshMe "I'm not a Christian or theist in general, by the way."

Uh huh.

I think this counts for "I called a show and pretended to be a dumb, confused atheist". :)

[PatchesRips]

@PoppinFreshMe "Would you like it if I called a show and pretended to be a dumb, confused atheist?"

Frankly, that strikes me as more likely than what you're claiming about Matt. There's a good chance this guy was a Poe. But he doesn't sound like Matt, and having watched the show for four years now, I'm not convinced it's in his character to do what you're suggesting.

[VideoAudioDisco09]

I was in my pick up, suckin some moonshine an I heard God talking.

Then one day I had to much moonshine I did die an all , starved of Oxygen to the brain I had a delusion say crazy shit, now don't be afraid y'all I dunn wana scare ya none.

But then my wife she done beat me awake screaming you drunken horse fucker.

So I wasn't really dead after all but I thought this story might get me on FOX News, you know like thier proof of god section. Happy tailor parkin y'all.

[PatchesRips]

@PoppinFreshMe I think you're Stanley.

[yatter1]

Stanley needs his meds.

[IsolationInstigation]

What have I been doing? This guy makes TOTAL sense! Praise Jay-zus! Praise Yahweh!

[namnack]

Matt , Russell and Martin sure look convincing in drag.

[yeshuahfullofit]

Diabetes is a bitch, ain't it? Part of that 'intelligent design' and 'fine tuning', I suppose.

[ApatheticOmniscience]

XD

[WWZenaDo]

"Ah'm not tryin' to skere you, 'kay?" [face/palm slap....] "An I've got diah - betes - real bad...."  Well, if you were floating up to heaven, then why the heck didn't you ask "him" to cure your diabetes????

[AscendingParadigm]

I'm sold!

[Haywerth]

My first reaction: Poe.

[FrozenPetrolPie]

I would ask the guy; how do you know it was god who talked to you?

[espnfan54]

The guy is hilarious!

[tctheunbeliever]

You don't die from diabetes, you die from complications. I've measured blood sugars from 15 to "HI", had hypoglycemic seizures and arrived in the ER throwing up blood, and I never talked to any gods.

[jopat56]

This Stanley character has mental illness issues.

[luccaskunk]

Having a dream during a diabetic coma is not the same thing as talking to God.

[vashna3799]

so god (or garrd as southerners insist ) in his infinite wisdom chose to talk to stanley but ignored bertram russell, daniel dennett,richard dawkins ,lawrence krauss,christopher hitchens ,albert einstein ,carl sagan ,sam harris . Stanley ,I'm afraid of a god who talks to idiots only.

[48mmwatch]

Hope , the simultaneous strength and weakness of humanity

[tctheunbeliever]

@48mmwatch Religion: bringing comfort to a world torn apart by.....religion.

[PatchesRips]

Dang, Stanley didn't get to play Texas Hold 'Em with God. :)

[gigisdad]

Claims like these are doubly disturbing when accompanied by a redneck accent.

[ezelouie]

creepy old bloke from family guy anyone? "You can talk to me if you want."

[Th3Sh1n1gam1]

My reaction to his interpretation ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[ApricotArtLover]

Hmmm im gonna guess that was a hallucination!!! Lol. How is it that god only talks to the crazy people? Am i not special enough? Ive asked for signs before, and nothing happened! I will be a skeptic until that day comes... or more likely until the day i die!

[MrHead1972]

Stan Must've Been Sitting In His Pick-up,In The Garage With The Engine Running!

[TheRumpletiltskin]

... now i'm a big fan of the show, but damn, when i saw all three of the ladies sitting at the table, i could have SWORE the sign said "The Feminist Experience"

[WombatusMaximus]

you best be trolling, man!

[Christheatheist1]

It's called a hallucination, Stan.

[SuperDESTROYER71]

I'm gonna take a guess and say "Jeezus take the wheel" was playing on his radio at that time, also.

[chinamanspeakenlis]

if you dont think he's a loon, they you r loon...lol

[TheAnniepies]

"I tawkt ta gawd, so he iz reel..."

Stupid people just can't comprehend why others aren't just as retarded.

[thebigwic]

LOL HAHA SO FUNNY. YOU BETTER GO SEE YOUR DOCTOR STAN

[TheYouthHeroic]

AHA. He has diabetes real bad. He lapsed into a brief diabetic coma while driving and thought he heard voices. XD

Just as much evidence for that as what he claimed happened.

[atimor]

godless bitches!

[Oilisdeathtomany]

Kerryn, you're just way too nice for putting up with this braindead dimbulb.

[VirgilB01]

When Stanley heard God was this before or after he finished his pint of Jack Daniels in the truck. LoL!

[zContagium]

LOL ROFL OMFG!!!!

[BlanBlan19901990]

"No man has seen the face of God and lived, but I saw him from a back angle"

Rofl.. priceless

[MastermindX]

God could learn some manners, he's always interrupting people...

[Sinnessa]

So he just fell asleep at the wheel then?

[8peregrint8]

I love how they don't even respond to his call they were just like... "meh" hahahaha

[LaMaisondeCasaHouse]

dey tuk rr jerrrrrrrbs!

[meucunt1]

I know what God said when he interupted stanley!

"You're listening to 103.9 fuckwit FM and we'll be right back after this message from our sponsors!"

[VirgilB01]

@meucunt1 -LoL!

[JabberCT]

Yes a God looked down at the world and saw that a child under the age of 5 dies every 90 seconds and he said, " I can fix that. OR,... I can go talk to Stanley in his pickup truck. Hmmm decisions, decisions....."

[masticina]

Stanley is only the 405.938.928th person to say so...oh boy

[twistedH3L1X]

Stanley! Take your anti-psychotic meds!

[Smithpolly]

Key sentence : "I'd been without air for a long time."

[makaralaatikko]

@Smithpolly Thought exactly the same. It just happens without air you start to lose it xD

[hanspeterpitsch]

Being an european, this is what I imagine a redneck to sound like

[johnjhuff]

@hanspeterpitsch Indeed...

[warren52nz]

Isn't Jesus God? Didn't anyone see him?

How can anyone believe this stuff in the 21st century? Did they get hit with the "Duhh Stick"???

[MrReasonFTW]

All I heard was "I'm a redneck I'm a redneck I'm a redneck I'm a redneck I'm a redneck I'm a redneck I'm a redneck I'm a redneck."

[TomMSTie1138]

@MrReasonFTW I heard, "Herp-der-a-tiddly-derp-duh-de­r."

[Flem1337]

id just think its da marijuana he took before...

[hunchaz]

@Flem1337 You`re right when i " take " marijuana i become like this....

[no2religions]

@Flem1337 Marijuana? That's a glue habit my, friend.

[OneCerebralSamurai]

So Stanley... if you saw god from "a back angle", I have a question for you...

Does god have a nice ass?

[village1diot]

@OneCerebralSamurai Yes... and nice tits.

[IFUCKINGLOVEYOUTOO]

@village1diot Are God's tits the most beautiful you have ever seen or what?

[ynotlogic]

@OneCerebralSamurai And his penis was huge. I have proof of that. Look at the Asians(the narrow eyed ones), most of them don't worship god. You know, punishment.

[EvenGodsSuffer]

@ynotlogic

And it's not circumcised.

[Xellith]

You know all god would have to do to prove he exists would be to rearrange the stars so they said "Hi Guys"

[Chimpdecheese]

This guy reminds me of Hank Hill..

[quedorf]

See Stan... See Stan dream.... Dream Stan dream

[whisperingdoom]

Love the Peter Griffin wrap up!

[kysmelmonge]

I think he met monkey jesus

[saxmanchiro]

Stanley has an imaginative mind. His hyperglycemia might have much to do with that.

[NativeAlternative]

I don't see a single fuck given by these hosts XD

[tttbasura]

This guy votes...think about that...



[sakar181]

@tttbasura

*ponders the republican base*

*vomits in mouth*

[JeffWatersRules]

I think its very unfortunate that he didn't hit a tree while dreaming about god

[csnowutube]

God loves showing his ass.

[justjulie37]

Good grief, put down the banjo jackass, and stop smoking crack !

[LeBigBangTheory]

WOW...and these people have guns, think about how scary that is!

[LordTepes81]

"i've got diabeetus.."..."god is real, because he gave me that disease..."

[jpl10380]

It was Seth MacFarlane at the end that really killed me.

[RadarKat73080]

With out air for awhile? That explains it!

This is the same shithead who called Matt once! Mister "God Interrupted Me."

[philosophicalreason]

had a movement myself damn near peeled the wallpaper off the bathroom wall to

[olllj]

Dont hallucinate and drive.

of course his hallucinations could never be caused by diabetes.

of course he will keep driving and stay a danger to everyone on the street.

[hawker01]

everything you see in a dream is real......

[AnonymousAnimus]

Back to you Tom :)

[Astronomy25Domine]

DIABEETUS

[easyas314]

Much like aliens, god only talks to people that live in trailers. Mostly.

[NKA23]

That guy obviously doesn´t know that if YOU are talking to god, you are praying but if GOD talks to you, you are schizophrenic.

[keenwilk]

"I didn't see his face but caught a glimpse of his butt" ! Well, I'm scared ! Stanley ! you is scary.

[Kakiharaswife]

why scared lol

i think he might need some psychological help

[hardinmichael1981]

I bet god said "hey, dude, that was a stop sign!"

[benjamyn10]

dib's the one in the middle

[ourworld287]

Hmm sounds like maybe you where kidnapped by aliens, or on a real big acid trip!

[bfahren]

FSM bless rednecks. They are so much fun.

[sinbysin666]

God. Or Jesus! Whatever, fuck you!

[fallbread]

ah ..what ?

[HisManifest]

just... *face palm*

[martinbondesson]

I love the Peter thing at the end. It's perfect.

[KCKatheist]

Somebody needs to take the keys to that truck away from Stanley.

[TheFlipShying]

Weed - it does crazy stuff...

[heldgop]

jesus sits with me on my couch smoking a phatty right now!!

[parkert51]

lol, what a redneck goober.....

[Wordavee1]

The bible also says "You can't look at the back of gods head without turning into a redneck nutter"

[philthy122]

Several years ago i picked up 'Jesus' hitching, he brought me a can of coke at a petrol station. Oddly enough he asked me if i could drop him off at the mental heath out-patients building. Nice guy.

[Tunnelfish2]

I prays to jeezuz to helps relieves my diarrhea 'cause he's th' lurd an' gots his shit together.

[HarrysSecret]

He sounds to me like he was naked and getting a free thrill.

[EnhanceTheTruth]

I got diabetes. Real bad.

[cinemaker006]

Best part of this video: end soundbyte.

[sapunec7854]

In normal countries we lock those people in specialized institutions and give them the help they need NOT give them election rights.

[JesterAzazel]

Poe..

[MrShysterme]

admittedly..a bad place to ask this question...does anyone remember the name of the sci-fi movie put out between mid-80s to end of 90s in which experiences can be recorded and then played by someone else using a little device that sits on your head? I was gonna mention that movie in a comment but forgot it and can't find it on the tubes!

[qarohc]

@MrShysterme

strange days? it was mid 90s i believe. i liked the soundtrack better than the movie.

[MrShysterme]

@qarohc That's it! Thanks. I'm surprised this movie isn't much more popular.

[gravekeepersven]

Simply nutty!

[ChipArgyle]

I once spent two years swashbuckling, leading the life of a pirate. It was one of the most intense experiences of my life. Turned out it was just a 7-second dream I had when I'd been knocked unconscious as a child. But this guy's experience, it was real let me tell ya.

[M3t4lManiac]

"So last week I had a brain aneurysm, and here's what I dreamt while my brain was without oxygen, btw this is a true story guys, super cereal!"

[DeathsPictures]

Interrupted his thinking? Somehow I doubt that.

[MrShysterme]

@1:24 "I saw him from a back angle".......so people have seen god's mullet and lived. Good to know.

[bradjbourgeois73]

@MrShysterme LMFAO!!!



[MrShysterme]

@bradjbourgeois73 It would be friggin' hilarious if god existed, was super cool despite his earthly representation, AND he had a wicked mullet. I could deal with that.

[unclexbob]

I finally figured out why America is so Jesus freaky. Insulin shock leads to hearing voices and seeing glowing figures at the end of tunnels. It just follows that the most obese country in the world ends up seeing a lot of glowing figures at the end of tunnels, then.

It is all so obvious now.

[Jonstern1983]

@unclexbob Are you a prophet? lol

[Moreviolent]

Atheist experience....the C team.....ewww who are these people.

[Chaoitcme]

Being an ignorant redneck is one hell of a drug.

[agsiar]

yeah surely god was like "yeah stanley imma let you finish but the beetus is the worst disease ever" and poof he was cured...

[MrShysterme]

@agsiar LOL

[MercenaryBlackWaterz]

lol