Nurse Robot

[SuperTyler1234567890]

lol kitty face

[lilparis47]

Pedobear handles your children with its long cushioned arms

[koffeekage]

little does she know a cute face can be even scarier like robbie from silent hill 3

[koffeekage]

PEDOBORG! All of your children are now belong to us!

[0lovesmusictoomuch0]

Man, if only it could lift 300+ pounds!!! This calls for RIBA3000. XD

[emsguybob]

This is America. 123lb patient I can handle. What about the 300 lb lard-ass' I have to move?

[allnamesaretakenful]

@emsguybob I have your answer. Soylent Green is made out of people!

[pyromaanisi]

please take that smile away since it looks so suspicious as if it were to drop that woman on the ground! :D

[zombieslave1]

lol pedobear gettin his groove :P music sounds liek soft core porn

[SMGJohn]

Pedobear-chan

[ShadowCompany101]

:D That's the cutest nurse i ever seen... But the are are werid

[sairoku]

only in Japan. In America, Ri-Bi won't be able to lift anyone :D

[OkamiHige]

Oh Japan, you and your.... stuff

[X6RazorGaming]

"RI-BI is also designed to look friendly" he looks like fricking pedo bear!

[Zkrudriverz]

if im sick i really don't want pedobear to take care of me....

[Alphacarmine72]

I hate how Japan has the best shit and we wont get them till like 2015 or something..... Damn, man

[ArtemisGrega]

Me poupe.

[Trowarr]

Imagine being the only human in a hospital full of robots, then you accidently pulls a cable that records your values.

"NO READINGS FROM PATIENT. PATIENT DECEASED. PROCEED WITH AUTOPSY."

"Nooo! I am still alive! I am.... aaargh!"

From the autopsy notes:

The corpse was highy mobile until the point the brain was removed.

Brain showed no signs of disease.

Cause of death: Unknown.

[Psychicslight]

cool now im out of a job

[kukster75]

HELLLOOO ROBOT NURSE

[Mariohenri90]

HIDE YOUR KIDS,HIDE YOUR WIVES!!!!!!!!!

[MrAwsome514]

Just don't let robo-pedobear into pediatrics...

[skydragon4ever]

This shit ain't cute, It freeks the crap outta ya!

[KazeRed09]

The cute bear face on the robot is "calming", it's not if the patient has a bear phobia.

[TheLostLenore]

I REALLY don't like this, robots might be fun for entertainment but thats about it, I would rather have people interaction then have a robot tend to me, it would be boring if wall we had to have as company when we are sick is a robot and it would drive anyone up the wall. I give the Japanese kudos for going to such lengths with this sort of technology but NOTHING can ever beat human/human interaction no matter how advanced the technology is.

[f8tdfire]

Robot bear...only works in pediatrics...PEDOBEAR.

[Akkkico]

Oh... If I get older and sick, he will be my nurse... The body is bit scary, but the face is kind of cute..

[FeelFree3]

This bear would just increase the unemployment rate of nurse!

[princesitasakura]

n_n i like it!

[asimolive]

Pedobear? Little scary!

[MattFremstad]

whoa at 0:32 I thought it said it urinates...

[keegansillaf]

Looks like pedobear for seniors.

[coreylawd]

@keegansillaf ass hole, i was about to type "OMG its pedo bear" when i saw your comment:(

[BakuraSR45]

@keegansillaf a CUTE pedo bear!

[RobertAniFreak]

@keegansillaf Pedo-Robo-Nurse... it will rape grannies in their sleep XD

[webbysmygirl]

pfff it couldnt lift my ass im like 212 pounds , i wouldnt want that fucking thing holding me

[imonyourfacewoot]

Pedobear... Is alive...

All hope is gone.

[syrupneko]

well that's it...I'm renaming Japan to America so that I may become a citizen with out the long arduous process.

[snickeboa40]

PEDO BEAR!

[antifrituras]

@snickeboa40... I wanna see if that thing can help a heavy fat lady. Hahaha...

[BozoEngland]

wait till it picks up an old grandma high on morphine, she wont think it looks to friendly.

[jsjb2004]

cloverfeild all over again =D

[zabaoth]

...but, can you have sex with it?

Real nurses still have some uses.

[bexiiaye]

yeah im in uni to be a 'real nurse'

go get a education. sexist.

[crimzonesuicide]

Kewls

[GreatestEthug]

i would teach it to suck my dick, then i would rape its ass

[tommygoogyx]

It's an ALBINO pedobear :O

[RadovanEdmond]

its scary :-s

[redghost105]

i wish America could use robots like this...this is awesome

[sincityfire]

what if it got a virus?

[rk246]

wats wiv the ears???

[andrewthebestes]

so cute i luv the :-3

[Colorfusion1]

Its got a :3 face :P

[ToolAssist]

Its PEDOBEAR!!

The white one. :S

[SillyLilSam]

omg thought the exact same thing

[mia8293]

strangely i feel no comfort from its psychotically cute face.

[minielephant123]

its connected 2 a cable, so wat if some1 spills h2o on it? dangerous AND scary. =S

[tomtucjr]

user/tomtucjr >> Amazing

[lndac02]

yeah thats true the Japanese have a bit of a fixation with Robots. Hmmm I wonder why?

[seka1986]

Maybe because the robot looks Japanese.

[ItsJasonSan]

World Domination O.o?

[ikittykath]

You bet. LOL. I'm scared!

[lndac02]

anyone fancy a rectal probing from Robo Nurse?

[seka1986]

I'll pass, i'm saving myself for a gray alien.

[cazthegamer]

Robo-Rape!!! RUN!!

[harveychen555hotmail]

PEDOBEAR!

[ohbobsaget22]

a bit creepy

[LauraJLD]

Friendly?! This Robot Is Already Scaring The Crap out Of Me!

[EliteAbbott]

wunt dare prolly malfunction and slaughter the elderly

[magnuschubb]

the howl point of nurses is to be cute lol

[fan4nintendo]

It's to carry the patient from the wheelchair to the bed. How could you miss that?

[Viperr101]

Designed to look friendly....TOO friendly...

[dave577hele]

does it give hand jobs ??

[piplup2009]

its arms are freakishly long

[TheSupersofa]

It can only life 134 Pounds?! Well that is no one in America. Next invention....

[Sharter189]

@TheSupersofa im 120 chode

[BenanahVids]

Its pedobear!

[F1X0R121]

It is. I thought it looked familiar. Didn't know he preys on the elderly as well though.

[P4rtis4n]

If I end up with this thing looking after me when I get fucked over and end up in hospital, I'm going to jump out of the nearest window/garotte myself as life will no longer be worth living.

[ultraviolet255]

It looked cute at first but when it started moving it was kind of scary.

[FunnyAnimatedNewb]

cutteeee

[aracabushcabar]

cute? what, it looks like a horror movie thing D:

[FunnyAnimatedNewb]

heh =P

[Mx99210]

hmm bear nurse robot....

i see a pedobear robot coming -_-

[bonesdog101]

61kg? better make it stronger considering everyone in the future is going to be a fatass because we keep making robots that do jobs we should be doing.

[scootmahoney]

whats with the porn music?

[deedeeme55]

Instead of real nurse in school, we can use robot nurse!

[Guarding]

So it's basically an automatic forklift truck with a ferrets face stuck to it. It's not really the best robot in the world.

[tsunimee]

lol

[UploadinChaos]

I'm just waiting for someone to pop outta that thing...

[duntkikme66]

ROBO-PEDO-BEAR

[MrGrandDragon]

That would scare the shit out of the kids

[b0b0maj0]

Only 61kg? Good thing Japanese are generally small.

[Doomdauk]

I'm not even old and I want one.

[inuysha360]

PEDOBEAR OMGGGGGG

[Spellmyname25]

pedo bear robot. isnt its beatiful? :3

[dwarfer35]

can it pick up a normal size human?

[BBmyQ]

lol pedobear works in children department

[rk246]

wat if it runs out of battery n the woman smaks her ass.. on the flooor..

mad robit

[jonjon1333]

yeah as if the hospital will forget to charge it...

[pinkpinkpunk42]

why dont you save a bit of money and use a human doctor or nurse?

[SalemXIII]

Seems like a good advancement in elderly care. It will be interesting to see how this advances over time.

[aghorii]

WTF IS A PEDOBEAR LULZ

[tharoosta13]

No way! Can't wait till my hospital get its own pedo-bear nurse robot !!!

[SebMcMeb]

pedobear nurse robot

[OUTZONER55]

thats good but the weight should be more cause some people weigh alot.... and what if the people need to go down or up a stairs

[TemLo5425]

i'm sure over time it will be able to lift heavier people, but for the time being i think it's only going to lift Japanese-people-weight, not American-people-weight. XD

[jonjon1333]

step by step?

[abc11447741]

omg, japaense people can be sooo lazy...whats the point in having a robot to pick people up out of a chair...just do it yourself...

[EKGmachine]

Elderly care isn't a easy job. I agree this robot isn't practical yet, but I can see it would be very useful.

[bleedingrainb0ws]

OH MY GOD ITS PEDOBEAR!!!

[dezmika]

pedo bear much LOL

[RockmanNeka2]

MECHA PEDOBEAR?!

OH SHI-

[Awgez24]

Only 134 pounds? So, only small children, pretty much.

[XboxNinjaGamer360]

yeah how about for the adult men or adult women?

[qqstar999]

Damn Pedo Bear is gonna rape me when I break my arm, god thing I'm to old

[xceis]

I never thought Pdeo Bear would actually exist... I'm always wrong...

[NirvanaPictures]

IT'S PEDOBEAR. FUCK!

[pi20ukuk]

Its a hoist in the shape of a robot! But it can only lift a very light person. I think its a rather pointless invention that is already out there!

[duppy1989]

what is the music? I like it!

[kingdomslasher]

lol pedo bears wife....

[Ladybug91085]

There are so many things that a robot will never be able to provide as a nurse. This seems to function like lifts... and our lifts can hold a lot more then that robot.

[XSouthXNightX]

PEDO BEAR!!!!!!!!!!

[mellyozubko]

Lame.

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

It also doubles as a robot bartender, so that joke where you call the bartender "nurse" won't work in the future, get as many uses out of it now while you still can!

[Redgit232]

awsome....

[awesome3994]

gay-_-...

[amicusnemini]

134 pounds?! this robot would not be useful in america

[Sausageman666]

LOL i waz thinkin the same thing

[sammysoso136]

no fair the japanes get everything lol

[turbis]

Pedo bear? :O

[Paperbutton9]

I was bout to say

[XSouthXNightX]

I THINK SO! O:

[n3rdbear]

lol

[Timb0tr0n]

a nurse has never carried me to bed.

[heavenlyplaya]

A robot NURSE that is only capable of lifting people. To do that, it needs help.

Mission Accomplished.

[Maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxim]

Robot-bear-nurses are totally the most friendly lookin' thing in the world

[3rdeyeoptics]

if this keeps up we wont need humans anymore so stop being lazy and kill the machine

[eneergcam]

holy shit, plese dont give that thing a chainsaw...

[nelishoofd]

WTF they created a robo-pedobear!!!!

[kittenclaws187]

rip arm from socket

[mike118117]

A true robot is autonomous and makes its decisions based on how it is programmed to respond to its environment and learns from its feedback. This one is not a robot because it is controlled by a carer via an umbilical and responds to his instructions. Therefore it is no more robotic than a fork lift truck with a pretty face.

[Rhythmiseverything]

I understand your point, but I don't agree with it. It is still a robot even though it's not determined by an artificial intelligance.

[pastkillshot]

"controlled by a carer"

maybe the carer should get off his lazy ass and do it himself!

[ltfragmeister]

':3'

[gilebrz]

"Riba" means "Fish" on Serbian  :-)

[donnykash]

what if the patient is sedated and slips into unconciousness and falls through those stiff and slow arms of the PEDO-BOT.

[devilshalash]

I dont like the face :S

[COCONUT202]

I don't like your Face

[goldensun38]

I don't like your Face

[devilshalash]

Dude are you gay ??

[3kliksphilip]

The Japanese are the ones making cutting edge breakthroughs, disguised as innocent, childish robots. Good for them.

[Kecko1337]

pedobear :D

[Fredsbestreviews]

Hey change the face the mouth looks like it's nervous it should have a uhhh I don't know electronicslly gereated face! Respponding to the way you talk! I am thinking that If i need one I don't want no Bear picking me up I want electronically generates face........

[DjArpegius]

but there's no happy ending like this

[xox945]

OMFG ITS PEDOBEAR!

he's not after the old people..

[holyknight234]

first, nurse bot

next, sex bot.

that's that female designer's dream, just look at her face when that thing lifts her up and carries her.

also, what if people are scared of bears? they'll be like "OMG HELP ME A BEAR IS GRABBING ME! AHHHH"

I'd be more relaxed if the nurse bot had a face of a sexy female person instead.

[psycho0spidermonkey]

HAHA cool but looks like pedobear XD

[daniel246]

it could crush

[offinogen]

lol cute robot

[MrPacMan36]

retarded... and a pedophile looking type furry animal... what was its name again?

OH RIGHT! PedoBear! :D

[transzero]

be careful its pedo bear

[BubbleBerry10142]

CUUUTE!!!! but a little creepy

[enzarto]

i dont want a cuddle freak bear to operate on me o dear.

[louisetacz]

kinda creepy..

[MasterShrub]

Just relax and let Pedobear put you in bed.

[MaydChaaLook]

stop making robots and get busy making babies!!! so then u can have your grandchild or child help u when ur old, and they have FEEELINGS!!!! its a win win =D

[abb21a]

A little weird

[kingnic17]

PEDOBEAR ROBOT!

[leronv79]

A killer robot with a teddy bear face is still a killer robot.

[tsjoencinema]

Default settings

[LilyoProductions]

they should make a masturbation robot

[sd1333]

Oh yeah totally. they should sooo invest in a masturbation robot. smart idea.

[ymeza21]

SUGOI!!!!!!!!!!!!

KAWAII DESU NE?!!

[mrhoppy654]

Pedobear much? ;|

[MrCatwaffles]

Cute head but those arms are creepy as hell.

[ochahane]

Yeah, even though I'm pretty sure there are many elderly people over 134 pounds in japan, they should try to work on that and at least raise it to 150-175 pounds.. :P

And I lol'd at the bear head. xDD

[852147369retard]

Its a person crance

[brettwiggles]

well 134 pounds would be okay for japan i guess, seeing that there are alot of short people and the height weight ratio will probably be close to that. I DO NOT MEAN ANY OFFENSE TO ANY JAPANESE OR ASIAN PEOPLE AT ALL. I AM JUST MAKING AN ASSUMPTION. I AM SORRY IF YOU ARE OFFENDED.

[Merdam9]

Riba means fish in many languages.

[TheBigCdog]

ooooba oooba

[TrandomnesstwO]

Scary,a tinge bit.