Wild Detectives: Gila Monster

[arachnidsauce]

They should change the narrator to Randel! You know.... Mr. Honey Badger

[X1234657X]

it did not look so scary untill it almost kill my uncle

[DeafMuteZombie]

poor gila i know its probably an asshole but it dont deserve no transmitter where he keeps his food!

[usnavysss]

hmm secretive?spends time inside? he talking about me!? makes sense I love reptilians.

[budtoken]

Some idiots on here need to learn how to use the internet. The gila monsters bite is NOT deadly to an adult human. Furthermore they are SLOW and LETHARGIC so they pose little threat to humans. Also, gila monsters are protected by Arizona and Nevada state law; it is illegal to "harass, harm, pursue, hunt, shoot, wound, kill, trap, capture, or collect the Gila Monster, so the fucking asshole in this video should be arrested. He probably didn't do this in AZ or NV, but he's still a dickhead.

[budtoken]

He needs to have something half his size implanted in him and see how he likes it.

[BrooklynXT1]

That is because the narrator is gay and why I can't listen to this so I am going to find another video. O_o

[ChimpFromSpace]

Dammit LaForge, get back to engineering.

[lweigle]

perfect fit my ass he just shoved a like a cell phone it that guys stumach

[one000shot000kill]

the narrator is a complete faggot

[marceldoornbosch67]

gilamonsters are super

his bite is deadly

[cornix17]

@marceldoornbosch67

the bite isn't deadly! absolute nonsense!

[valerie123555]

@cornix17 actually their bite is poisonous and deadly. we used to have on that made a home in our back yard. they have venom that comes from their glands or something like that but yes they have a deadly bite.

[Brokensword131]

I have two of them hope a male and a female. Very nice animals. Easy to care but quiet agressive ones.

[curfew16]

this mosters almost my favorite

[esztike1014]

hehh my surname Gila. ^^"

[onesmartasian92]

gila babi ah

[exinco]

i think i like this lizard. don't care ugly presentation

[Roop433]

Aren't they poisoness?

[WyckedSmith]

That transmitter is fcking HUGE oO

What happened to James Bond-like microchips?

[qchpffff]

i somehow don't think that the gila monster is doing the trespassing.

[MarkRogowskisSurfBag]

When I was about ten I accidentally ran over ones tail on my bike and it chased after me for a minute. Pretty freaky. I found a little one in my sink once too. I haven't seen one in about five years now, they either moved or I'm just not as exploratory as I used to be.

[oneyedthing]

Hmm what did it find to go inside the toilet.....?

[kanepimp]

national geographic is fucking horrible

[SitAndLaugh]

"It will allow Dale to keep tabs on this guy for the next three months.".

Because the animal will die!

[turnersacha]

ya i could not watch this solely because of this weird ass narrator

[440876]

i bet anybody the narrator is gat

[MrIsmail85]

geli giler

[mmmmmarcus]

Oh man, they just dont hire good sounding people, do they>? Now george Page. That was one hell of a narrator. Fucker was the KING of narrators. Sure, attenborough is a good one, but NOBODY will beat Page! (rip) He was the oldskool narrator for NATURE on pbs.

[secretsoftheninjas]

Such beautiful little creatures

[4brotherskids]

@secretsoftheninjas are you serious that lil creature is like the scariest thing in the world!!

[applehead2001]

is it pronounced hila or gila

[abstractthreat]

@applehead2001 "hee-la".

[Otokogoroshi]

@applehead2001 'He-la' is how its said.

[BoyCary]

What a lousy tracking system. It is to invasive and leaves a big hunk of plastic in the animal when the batteries go dead. In only three months. Was up with that?

[ken2357]

I wanna slap the narrator in the face.

[intothevoid0208]

komodos will chase you down they are definitely scarier

[intothevoid0208]

The tracking device is only there for a couple months which, especially since its a reptile, he probably barely notices.. and its for research which benefits conservation. Scientists dont just do this stuff for the hell of it..

[foothunter30]

i stepped on one of em during my trip to texas T.T

[Shortchecker]

These "scientists" should leave these animals alone. How would You like a tube down Your throat and a thermometer up Your ass Sir!

[rshcry24]

I laughed at how a gila monster got into a toilet.

[hannigan06]

The Komodo Dragon my lack in potion next to this thing but the Gila Monster to me doesn't pack the fear factor. That a ten foot Komodo can.

[silentopinion]

Komodo dragons have been known to eat humans, is that why? Gila's are venomous.

[owenloh12]

wat reptile is that?

[GREE419]

read the title bro its a Gila Monster

[adubby27]

what did you use in the trap?

[briancgaz]

would you like a tracking device in you??? leave them alone

[briancgaz]

just a painful bite not dealy but hurts worse than a attlesnake bite

[mrkewee]

dipshits who treat animals like shit fuck u

[Murder4Life666]

I hate Lizard and I fear them but cutting there stomach open and shove an navigation system in there bodies...

[googleissmart]

i said stuff about defanging snakes and someone called me a treehugger but yourr right and its good that even though u hate them you know its wrong

[mcrfankifo]

i saw these at a exotic petstore along with rattle snakes

[kilamuthaquik]

you sick fuck , are we not just a little over the top with our humane antics , for God's sake they are trynig to protect the ceratures not encourage these gila monsters harm , perhaps you should be bitten or worse ass hole , valuing the life of an animal over a human being is also a sickness unless that creature is being done harm by the human , assfuck >>>>> Crwth145

[mwaka369]

It's over 9000!!!!!!

[JK7992]

they get to be about 2 foot long, but generally speaking they are almost harmless

[mnmcrapass]

they are poisonous and have been known to attack humans

[mrkewee]

u r a fuckin idiot

[Howtomath]

i hate this narrators voice....

[death789s]

@Howtomath -.- I Hope the narrator Dies.

[ichbineintoober]

@Howtomath fuck yeah, annoying. Reasonably certain this fairy is the inspiration for the famous "honey badger" video.

[kikashi0pure]

how big do they get ?

[CelioRulez]

poor gila monsters

[Nemesis0300]

soooooooo cute hahaha lol

[hippocampuszosterae]

Did anyone else notice how FUCKING HUGE that tracking device was?

Possible gila monster thoughts:

"... Why do I feel pregnant?"

or

"I keep trying to shit out a massive Lincoln-log, but it won't come out!!!"

[maxcine99]

Dude I was thinking the same thing, I mean what the hell....thats a big a tracker. Its like a alien invasion

[hippocampuszosterae]

Maybe it doesn't hinder the creature and it's actually light.

If not, then...

[gishgos]

maybe it feels good?

[eyuan31]

That's what I was thinking. That tracker was HUGE, bigger than a leg...

[itachiRoXurSoX]

your hilarious

[stefkastefkastefka]

@hippocampuszosterae OMG, it´s a really big device for such a small animal. I wonder how it feels like, it must seriously bother them.. And it´s only working for 3 months? What´s gonna happen afterwards? Is he gonna live with it for the rest of his life or are they gonna remove it then?

[GallifreysMagician]

It's so aggravating! I love the information they provide, but can't stand the narrator! (Can't stand the woman they have on other segments either). And I hope that tracking device isn't too heavy!

[mikediamonds79]

narrator makes this vid unwatchable

[andyloh006]

bloody cruel fuckers operating animals and putting shit inside them

[kaidoh666]

ah the Gila Monster, the worlds only poisonous lizard(not counting the Beaded lizard of course).

[rl0u8888]

wow the new narrator sounds gay...I mean, excuse my language: he sounds like a homosexual

[hammerchillin]

ur so mean

that narrator is my uncle

[rl0u8888]

sounding gay doesnt make him a bad uncle or a bad person...he just sounds...gay

[cheesguy3333]

keep it out of trouble fromt what????

[ianwhy12345]

getting into peoples yards, like in the video

[googleissmart]

some people kill them if they get in there yards so they dont want to

[ReckyX]

What is up with this narrator! Are these video's meant for children? Maybe NG should think of creating an educational channel for the kids.

[rathat48]

@ReckyX How does the narrators annoying voice make it less educational.

[ReckyX]

@rathat48 By people zapping away?

[trendon]

@rathat48 I can't speak for him, but I am turning it off after this comment. So, zero educational value.

[Theballitician]

RANT

First off listen to the video without watching

pure evil

Narrator Sucks!

"dale wants to keep the monsters out of trouble" Why are they in troble?

That Tracking device is HUGE!!

That thing will probably die within 3 months

NG is slippin

Happy I cut my cable off!

Rant

[Cyanidesin]

Okay I just can't take these NG videos seriously anymore with the narrators they keep picking.

[cheesguy3333]

seriously

[Destromath19]

Yeah really, go put a transmiter half the size of the thing into it's stomach so you can track it.I'd laugh if he bite his faggot ass

[carmie1818]

Yeah, no shit. I'm not sure what would be worse, having that transmitter implanted under my skin, or listen to that narrator for extended periods of time.

[smellyboy22]

Haha! I'd rather have a transmitter inserted up my ass than listen to these ridiculous narrators NG keep hiring.

[carmie1818]

Hahahaha...in tin-foil hat circles, that is known as the "alien probe".

[mitchholtby]

that tracking device is huge man..

[sigurd83]

damn i wish they put that scotish narrator. he's much better than this one and the one before.

[mmdghr]

lol click it

[cheesecakeown]

old narrator is awsome! well at least better than the new people by loads... i mean like i dont feel like a 4 years old when i am watching this if he is here=(

[himmaggin]

I am no animal activist by no stretch of the imagination. However, I think I would have started kicking his ass as soon as he talked about placing that transmitter into the gullet of this beast. It absolutely is foul and unconscionable to treat ANY animal in such a manner.

What if someone shove a transmitter up his ass?

Oh well, he'd probably ask for a bigger one!

[Otokogoroshi]

@himmaggin Calm the fuck down and grow the hell up. I agree the transmitter is insanely huge and I'm not fond of that but tagging animals is hardly the that bad. It's for important research I live in the Arizona Desert and have only seen on Gila monster in my life. They are very very hard to track down and find, so that means difficult to study.

[himmaggin]

@Otokogoroshi Your point is? You realize you are responding to a year old comment? I really care and value your opinion so please hold and the next available asshole will respond and address your concern...wait a minute. Here she is. It's your mom. And she said pull your panties outta your crack and change your tampon.

[Otokogoroshi]

@himmaggin Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzz dun care.

[escape889]

wow the gila catcher guy was retarded, he put a transimter half the size of the gila in tis gut, and the narrator sounds like he tried getting a high off helium...wtf happened to the old one?

[ixidor16]

hope someone put a tracking device a human stomach big into that retarded guy's stomach

[jeremias003]

I really like the old narrator...this gay annoys me!

[XIPM3]

lol- the old narrator was annoying and dumb as shit, this one is no better lol. national geographic needs to get a clue and get either morgan freeman or some difnified british guy ot narrate their videos.

[4hsnake]

i second that!

[mumisdad]

narrator sounds like a fucking fag, wtf ill like to fuck that dale cunt with one of those secret spy gadgets

[taufiq1991]

gila means crazy in my language, rofl.

[shaunaye]

crazy monsters lol

[himmaggin]

Crazy is the word. Back in the mid 80's I saw one of these walking across I 5 while on my way to San Diego from Compton (16hunnnnnids!. It was a really odd sight indeed.

[JMnumber1]

i agree just leave them alone ...their animals its what they do ..if you don't like them ..then ...go live somewhere else ..

[fliper46]

dont worry citizens, we managed to tag one lizzard, the world is safe again

[linfinster]

That is a terrible thing to do as I see it. We've invaded it's living territory. They don't say haw many of these tracking devices they have out there, how much it costs per animal, are there ways to remove it? What if another animal ate one with it inside it? Would they be harmed? WOW this really sounds stupid.

[EBANKSSS]

i agree,, they should just leave The Things alone.. Dam!! >:(

[PhobicSilver]

I think thats a real effed up way to put a tracking device on it. I remember a while ago seeing a way to insert a tiny chip under the scales. That would be better than duing a "small" surgery.

[rudewolf89]

god damn, that narrator is annoying.

Im sorry what i said about the old narrator

i want him back!!!! *cries*

[KrazyRawb]

MINOR?! Wtf haah that was like cutting his whole belly

[spitfire2005]

Wow, that narrator is fucking obnoxious.

[manbearpig5000000]

agreed... about as obnoxious as all these fucking Bombay Sapphire ads I see all over the place now...

[singingkeys]

This guy has such an annoying voice....

[frizspin175]

haha, i agree

[Mofomua]

next time use a narrator that sounds more serious..

[snakepit000]

Wait where did they put the tracking system in? It's stomach?

[mishmishthe1]

what happens to the transmitter when it fails 3 months from now. does it just remain in the animals body

[erpoioloco]

it wouldd be like putting a bottle of 2L water inside your stomach... its a minor surgery!!!

[chefsanders70]

agreed!

[ozzy3456]

goannas are way better and scarier.

[SammysWhammy]

that was most definitely not a minor surgery...

[aznwoowooo]

agreed

[jacobzav]

arnt gillas venoms?

[JamaicanFrenchFries]

soooooo that device they put in it is useless after 3 months?so, it just sits there in them o.O... interesting.

[ozzy3456]

its to see were they go.. migrate.. move.. not useless.. so they can warn other cities about them if they are coming.

[victorcelmare]

lmao

[ozzy3456]

it can cut the curculatory system of in a finger causing amputation or E X T R E M E pain...

[itachiRoXurSoX]

that is... REALLY not cool..

[rolybrako]

It is poisonous pal! One of the only two venomous lizards in the world

[googleissmart]

yup rolybrako your right, one of the 2 only ones

[innershikari]

you're a degenerate, fucktard moron.

[chukas88]

omg "animal torture"?..

The thing they put inside of the gila isn't just a piece of plastic. Do doctors put just a piece of plastic inside of humans? mostly, no.

These guys are doing these animals a favor, to keep them away from humans. Because most people that run into these guys kill them.

[Vektruscen]

Isn't a huge plastic piece in the thing's body dangerous to its health?

[guest2424]

Best viewed with audio muted :) I am not a country music fan.

[Nothernwolfboarder]

this guy is gay

[KQQLGorgio]

thats animal torture!! wth

[180DegreeMason]

I think that surgery is cruel, I'm sure it will cause infection and pain for the animal. Just to protect some rednecks from getting their dogs water eaten...

[Ali695]

if that thing were to drink from a redneck's water bowl i'm pretty that that redneck would kill the lizard. the surgery is done for the benefit of the Gila

[Riotshoes]

I enjoy the narration and soundtrack.

Reminds me of the Cratt Brothers :D

[ob094]

that narrator is a fag

[airsofttanker]

no shit.

[TyeNee]

agreed

[KameWaOni]

really? well thank god you made a big screaming deal about it.

[Kingcobrasaurus]

very annoying narrator!

[kngiht84]

Yeah, he sounds gay, so gay !!!

[ViolinSoccerRun]

minor surgery? lol

he put like a red rod 1/8th its size

[NapSeason]

Very annoying background music!!

[gearsgamer1]

are they poisionus?

[TRKoneAD2]

yes

[patmeg]

yes

[airsofttanker]

yes

1 of 2 known poisenous lizards in North America.

[Dilliboy63]

This is not a good documentary

[godlood]

narrator has a gay's voice

[OnenessNow]

How are they helping Nature and Mother Earth?

Live and let Live by the Golden rule.

Peace, Love and Light from New York City!

[poiht87hfg]

You need gila monsters in New York. Everyone digs someone else's wildlife.

[phildip]

is this a kids show?

[Raphaelus13]

Is the narrator a guy or a woman?

[jkjmundy]

good question

[Maurazio]

poor cutted gila xD

[thehellsyeah123]

ok so if the transmitter is only good for 3 months then what happens to the gila is it supposed to live with that thing in it body for ever come on thats not right

[monkeyboiz1]

he not that bad