Shit Asian Chicks Say

[Kidlike101]

you forgot this one :- "look look that bag... it's So Faaaaaakkkkeeee!!!!" I don't know how they do it but they are like the fake bag detector XD

[UchihABitachi]

LOL @ 1:38. Oh nothing much... just. TAKING A DEUCEE!!!!

[noSTEROIDz1]

his as look like judi from BAD GIRLS CLUB lol

[SwaggaOnDatOthaShit]

0:59 Nip Slip

[chingchongclement]

O wow she has so many nipple slips :P

[sailormoondutchrock]

Blonde asian girl?

[augizzle]

I'm an asian girl who doesn't do any of this. None...;

[AngelaNguyen92]

0:30 I do that to everyone who drives under 35 mph

[pachirisu222]

You forgot to dye the wig black

[PuManicNonCrazed]

I have so much respect for this guy.



[Kittie0Meow]

Nipple

[Sweetcandy784123]

0:55 LOL so me!

[TheYangGangGirl]

0:43 nice clevage...

[EB88]

It's extra funny because he sounds like mickey mouse the entire time

[LaurelsAppaloosas]

:46

lmao

[iaminlovewithu16]

he is sooooo HOT i wish he was mine...

[nekochick42]

nipppp slipppp 0:58

[JTf2112344]

the title makes no sense

[IndoJaps]

i don't think that is "Asian" chick at all..

[Vala3Ryder]

want me to throw my bubble tea on you

[pandameggsies]

0:17 that's me....

[TeeheePixie]

nipple

[fell2deep]

He's so buff!!!!! XD I like those arms, lol, but that's besides the point. Makes me laugh. I don't know if it works? You know... The imitation, but still made me laugh. XD

[emnity06]

0:58 nipple slip!!!! lol

[Brelynlovestrackbh]

@AntiToesteh. Um sorry I'm 12 I don't speak that way... Go back to Mexico!

[Brelynlovestrackbh]

@antiToesteh sorry I don't talk that way, um I'm 12..so gtfo ..okay thank you. I bet your from Africa, you sound like obama!

[AntiToesteh]

2000TH DISLIKE WOOHOO

[Brelynlovestrackbh]

@awesomeLilly1234... He was eating pho, Vietnamese soup.... And vietnamese crackers... Asian and Vietnamese people eat that. I'm Vietnamese(:

[AntiToesteh]

@Brelynlovestrackbh "ARE YOU VIETNAMESE OR ASIAN" SAME SHIT IT DOESNT MATTER

[AwesomeLilly1234]

"LEARN HOW TO DRIVE BITCH!" & "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!"

They're my two favorite sayings. *~*

[warlistoon]

Move Bitch Get out the Way!

[Brelynlovestrackbh]

Are you Vietnamese or asian? i love those crackers!(:

[AwesomeLilly1234]

@Brelynlovestrackbh What do you mean vietnamese or asian ? Vietnamese is a type of asian. LOL. I'm just saying. (:

[MACJunkie88]

omg. is it bad that i totally do EVERYTHING in this video? haha

[katie11289]

I can't really imagine me or any other girl repeating "Is this my blackberry?" so many times.

[201stars]

lmfaoooooooooooo he punched her in the face

[morrigange]

oh jesus, the lord. I do the toilet thing and i'm not asian but a 32 yo latinamerican man with a big beard (well, ok. I'm also gay)

[Lyviiz]

he has really big lips. i wonder if he's ever made out with a black girl

[duckcluck123]

That was hilarious

[joshmathil]

Asian ppl are not blonde

[booksrmylife18]

@joshmathil Clearly you've never met an Asian girl who dyed her hair blonde then.

[akiru91]

0:57 - Nipple slip. LOL

[DottiieeLove]

I do that thing in 0:48 at school, at the shops but

[jadger1871]

should be retitled "shit any slutty chick says" because most this shit is said by annoying bitches everywhere.

[InsidersHealthTV]

Shit health snobs says is pretty funny, especially the junk food slap down!

[PeanutButter0008]

Learn how to drive BITCH

MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!

LMAO xD

[MrAkocmatt]

Oh My God I hate it when people pronounce it phone it's Fu ! Lol

[ashleyrocks0907]

0:59.! NIP SLIP.!!!

[Baussnigga]

TGK films THUMBS DOWN!?!?

[lcarsillo]

hes cute!

[darkalchemist009]

0:50 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[animefreak247]

thats fucked up lmao

[letthemxeatcake]

I didn't uinderstand 0:25

[bhebyaach4]

lol lol lol

[laythe21smackdown]

not exactly. asian girls only want to know 3 things.

1. what are you working as?

2. what car do you drive?

3. do you have a house?

[lindelocks]

Hahaha some of this is actually true you as a girl is mega err hot lol

[EsmieDoll]

Haha i do the toilet thing im hispanic haha

[PapedomSey]

not asian at all. lmao. but funny thought.

[ichunlin1123]

that wasnt so asian >___< im asian..i would know LOL

[ashyjedi]

most girls make "nests" out of toilet paper on the toilet seat.. lol

[IFLY1106]

pretty sure thats what all girls say... 

[TheBestGuitarSoloEVR]

yo a fucking mercedes g class???? all these youtube partners have so much money already no wonder their parents dont give a shit ahahahaha

[NiksCliks18]

"can you get me a smaller size please?"

i died laughing.

[theHerpeaz]

soooo, basically all girls?

[herrtucker]

lol bubble tea

[ch0bitsm3]

It's more like shit very-americanized-ignorant-imm­ature-Asian chicks say

[ch0bitsm3]

@ch0bitsm3 What's with the blonde hair????

[MrJayjayrocker]

this is gay..

[Tokyosninja]

Haha thats so me

Why the fuck isnt it working?!?!

[Damgriham2012]

0:50 is totally me...

[xasiafacex]

pfffft! BEST asian girls would PLAY dota WITH HIM! RAHHHHHHH

[wahisha]

0.50 is totally me!! wahahahahah

[BradyLawww]

I was going to be a cunt, then you said DOTA LOL!

aadd me... snooki-smoosh (US west)

[somekindofmonster7]

This is definitely not limited to just asian chicks.

[xiner0207]

0:51 That's what girls do.

[xMinasa]

square toilet..

[AnimeLen]

yo lLOL MY BOOBS TOO SMALL -TRUE XD

[Dietpopsoda]

asian girls don't say this ,this is just shit thats missing in shit girls say

[ItzMeSabrina727]

@SimonLKJH I'm not hating, just responding. But not all Asians like k pop or anime or Korean celebrities. It all really just depends on how they were raised. One thing I do think though is if an Asian was raised in the U.S. they're probably gonna love McDonald or Steak and Shake or other fast foods. Most girls I know do!

[PandaBearHana]

this is scary my oni-chan(older sister) says half the stuff in this video in real life on a daily basis 0.0

[MorroccoSurrogate]

@PandaBearHana Haha, "oni-chan" actually means more like "little demon"... maybe you come to terms with your birth race.

[PandaBearHana]

@MorroccoSurrogate I'm very sorry fo rmy miss-spell. It was supposed to be Onee-chan(anywho,I'm still accurate,my big sister kind of is a 'little demon' lol)

[SlurpVision]

Sh*t Wine Tasters Say Video!!! watch it!

[prnps]

LOL, he was funny!

[asadkhanduh]

i am not certain if this was done purposely but having the many years old G - Class mercedes benz truck is perfect for a stuck up asian slut

not because it is a mercedes g class, but because it is an old one (atleast four years old as of today) and asian girls think their egg foo youngs do not stink when they are in a car they think is expensive. get a new car egg foo young ;p

[Bananabearanna]

So funny I watched this like ten times

[karz12]

and then when they are in bed, they always say, "talk dirty"

[bkminchilog1]

sooo vietnamese

[vivienne1tb]

@bkminchilog1 Chinese actually

[HoboLivesHere]

I SEE NIPPLES!

[TheZurgalicious]

HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHH THE PUKING BIT IS LIKE 100% TRUE FOR MY LAST FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!!

[lexiiebabie]

00:50 oh my gosh i do that, in public toilets! (not asian btw)

[TehMidnightRainbow]

"DO YOU WANT ME TO THROW MY BUBBLE TEA ON YOU!?!"

[Prettybebita]

@TehMidnightRainbow Boba Tea lol

[theonlyace49]

the dota one is soo true!

[elgrillo1986]

White Chicks

[pittwm]

Nice G wagon... is it the Asian Boyfriends!? haha.



[warrcrew]

this is kinda gross to watch. i have a real problem wit trans sexual or whatever, i just find it wierd n disgustin to see a man dressed in womans clothing, no offence to anyone who engages in such activities.

[monicamarie07]

@warrcrew omg dude chill the fuck out it's just a joke, he's not really dressing like that

[OkamiKiru]

0:58 NIP SLIP!!

[annabkk123]

ahahahahha a blond asian girl??

[floortah]

I saw NIPPLES!!!

[mangagirlwise]

omg...square toilet....O.O wtf....

[MiddleEasternBeauti]

hahahahahhhahhaha.....i died laughing when he mentioned my eye lashes are fallin off.

[EXKERAYDES23]

om my God my eye lashes is fallin off wahahahah

[janem9391]

Home run!

[imnotsure2013]

Hahahahaha the part where he's in the car telling them to get out the way. Hahahah:D

[cindyluvsdemselandjb]

scary thing is that i know girls who are like that.

[youngfreeandhappy]

Thats whats she said

[SilverAgatka]

He is sooooo cute!

[TheOneAndOnlyAzuNyaa]

LOL. 'Her' dress keeps slipping



[happyanimalover]

arent asians supposed to have dark hair?

[l0ovechild47]

Wasn't as funny as I thought it was gonna be...

[TheSundayScag]

Awesome! Shit L says has an Asian chick too!!

[TheHighlightergreen]

bobba tea!!!!!!!! ahahahah

[missameripinay]

YOU WANT ME TO THROW MY BUBBLE TEA ON YOU?!

[nickjonasluvah]

Uhm no

[VH22V]

0:59 nipple slip ;D

[ShanaeEskimoFace]

omg, i love this.

[ColeyLemon1]

0:58 Nip slip!!!! :)

[silverlace144]

*calling someone from the car

"HAVE YOU SEEN MY BLACKBERRY?!?"

*looks in hand*

Thinking: "WTF-- ooohhh"

[nepaliktty]

this isn't very accurate

[maralove98]

Whyyyyyyyy!

[eltrio619]

Miss Piggy?

[BeanieCoco]

This is so true.

[MrAndrewGamer]

DOTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lina9010]

This is more like white girls or American Asians, the other video shit Asian girls say is more accurate for Asian girls as that describes 95% of me and other Asian girls I know

[LordKaisen]

nip slip detected.

[BigWang00]

0:58 big....FOIG

[iitsLmo]

thumbs up if you've had those shrimp crackers!

[Venado3694]

hahahahahahaha... 2 funny

[ilovereesespuffs1119]

0:23-0:25

[aznboyy55109]

why do girls put toilet paper when they using the bathroom O.o

[brianmtq]

The "accent" ruined this. But it's still relatable.

[SuperMsClumsy]

yeah I sound NOTHING like this AT ALL

[flaggedlolita]

So cute and funny!!!

[idgafitzAllie]

Lmfao I'm pretty sure this dude play dota .... Lol cool video bro (x

[amaruchayki]

Fuck u look like a vietnamese chick of my neighbourhood i thought she was pretty ..until now

[cheerGgirl]

lol!i love it but not all asian girls are material girl.like,what eve..love it!

[CashManejj]

LMAO I LOVE UUUUU MAN AHHAHA EVERY DUDE WHOS DOIN JOKES ON GRLS IS KEEPIN THE VOICE U TRY TO MAKE IT SOUND GIRLY DATS EVEN MORE FUNNY LMAO HAHAHA :D

" AAAAAH MY EYELASHES FALL OFFF AHHHHH" dats da best xD

[jmadaddy]

lmaoo my dude try to to the douggie ...im doneeeee lmaooo

[FloweyG]

where are the ones who say "i'll go down on you if you let me skip the line"??

[StarchildMagic]

Bet it's a great video, but that falsetto is really hard to listen to.

[CodGurjot]

Wheres my blackberry ?!? LOOL

[adelvidz]

mychonny should do one of these

[Paramoreiztheword]

...since when do asian girls have blond hair? xD

[raptriforcee]

too true, too true

[Pit0030]

i wonder y yah boobs r small. :P

[MTAZAranez]

1:00 NIP SLIP HAHAHA

[BgirlSupreme]

I gotta admit..I do this on 0:50 lol

[perdedoronline]

TAKING A DEUCE! LOL!

[TheApplereview123]

More like white girls but love the dancing scene!

[Bootz4d]

This seems more like white girls to me, but hey, I only know like 2 Asian girls. lol

[buzz06]

Ughhh!!! PWAHAHAH i'm such a germaphobic when it comes to toilet seats.

[ICaRuS19901]

DotA !!!! :D

[ICaRuS19901]

0:38 Move Bitch! Get out the way ohh ! Get out the way xD

[freshman39lion10]

More like white girls

[monstergirl530]

damm it my boobs are so smalls!that part is the funny and wheb he/she farts on her/his boyfriend!lol!!!!!

[idgafitzAllie]

Lmfao this video so damn funny

[chocolateworld11]

nipple =)) 0:59

[AfroNinjaX]

I'm a black guy and I do the toilet paper protection technique in public restrooms because it saves my life in London ones which always have things dripping or sliding off.

[Plottoberry]

I had to laugh SO HARD when she said: ''have you seen my blackberry?'' and then looked at it, holding it in her hand XD

[DjMinQz]

Lmao @ 1:12