Re: You Suck at Photoshop #8 [& AAA boobies in 3D]

[kema702]

were u guys about to fuck hahaha

[edgek85]

y is the guys on the left constantly smiling...?

[iamnotapoet]

Because I get to do Bed Vlogs with Sweetie.... nuf said!

-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[edgek85]

yes...i c...but its still kinda creepy...

[TheCriticEye]

Yes he is. Why you ask? Because he still can't believe he scored such a hot looking wife in spite of looking like a bearded tub of lard... that's why.

[andriod84]

ok im a lil scared

[iamnotapoet]

I firmly agree that a topless Zork is a bit scary... but we do have fun BedVlogging when not Slamming.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[fizzo20]

wtf

[iamnotapoet]

Indeed, and exactly my question!!

-- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet]

-- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[Kingduck21]

I'm a whizkid in photoshop. On my old computer I had my collection of celebrity faces photoshopped onto eggs. They were like little egg people to collect and cherish. No, this comment does not warrant a response, mr.zork.

[KyleDaMan123]

Thats cool?

[Kingduck21]

My favorite was Robert Goul-egg

[edgek85]

Haha bravo boy...bravo...

[tankimus]

yawn

[iamnotapoet]

comment delete [gr]

- zork

[alienfromhell]

move the camera right and down, and then remove layers, and enhance.

[iamnotapoet]

indeed, on the alpha.

-- Zork

[Huffnhustle]

Whoa, my world is upside down with Zork and Sweetie on the wrong side of the bed. Is that a poem and what is the meaning of life now?

[SweetieofZork]

Now you've got ME all confused, and I've watched it 3 times trying to remember and looking for clues. Zork's side is closest to the door and I HAD been up for hours and came back in to do it, so maybe I just stepped in from that side. But Zork is neurotic about being on his side of the bed, and I don't remember being on the wrong side. I think I can see the ring I wear on my right hand, so what does THAT mean? Is it somehow flipped???

[hirevssss]

very cute

True about Photoshop, I also started it when it came out, have actual written letter from Thomas Knoll. lord. However, everyone is using it now and calling themselves artist. Thus no jobs left. sigh.

Do you remember when you could write your own script for a texture in Photoshop? Whatever happened to that function?

[iamnotapoet]

Wow!!! a personal correspondence from Mr. Knoll. I was never real savvy with it... it has always been on my task list to learn better... along with InfiniD [oops that product disappeared before I could master it]. As to Textures... I dug TEXTURESCAPE for a while... the dumb persons way to make textures.

-- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER]

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[dickponderous]

I thought I was computer literate until I started working with photo shop

[iamnotapoet]

Indeed, Photoshop is one of the few applications that could actually tax a rocket scientist. And ironically though it is used for art and images it really is one of the most mathematical programs out there. EVERYthing is does is high level math.

I think someone could study the program for the full 15 or so years its been around [since 1988] and STILL learn new things every day. And it can still tax an 8 core Mac Pro with 10GB or RAM

-- Eric ZORK Alan

-- StolenSnapshots . com

[juliact]

hmmm, very arty!

[iamnotapoet]

This is actually a video reply to a HILARIOUS video on "mydamnchannel"'s account. A video called "You suck at Photoshop"... we were inspired.

-- Eric ZORK Alan

-- Professional Poet & BED VLOGGER

-- StolenSnapshots . com