Machinima Respawn - Merry Christmas!! Love, Respawn! - 12/25/11

[MundungGus]

THATS YOU!!! XD

[DIEXBOXDIE]

Hilarious! Reminds me of my various roommates back in the 'living w roommates' years

[MrCamerongriffin]

@ezxange: exactly what I said!

[Hosh80]

I want to have glossy eyes too!! .....for my glaucoma.

[channelzs008]

hahaha a fckn bible? XD

[exazenge]

"We are not doing commercials"

2 secs later: " Heeeey it's soyjoys"

[CameronBelial]

Aww how nice, Sark got a bible, i believe they're used for a coaster or you can use it as toilet paper if you run out! :D

[SimplyGamingForFun]

The energy drink is rockstar

[ThaKodKillahh]

You should of gave hutch a dildo, nanners...

[MrGBMatches]

is it just me or do they all seem high?????

[HDPGWalrus]

jesus was born in april they moved it to december because thats when the pagan holiday was

[MrLevonFTW]

I got a Bible for Christmas.....But then I took an arrow to the knee.

[DarkPrice2010]

@MrLevonFTW

1. Its arrow in the knee, not arrow to the knee (you would know that if you actually played the game it originated (skyrim) instead of copying what you see online.

2. I use to think that was funny then I got laid.

3. that is sooooooo old, just give it up

4. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A MEME IS!

[NinjaCrazy87]

@DarkPrice2010 i so agree with you dude half of the people who use this joke never even played skyrim they just follow what everyone else does

[osoelv702]

lol i would be pissed if i got a bible for christmas, its not like its a religious holiday

[DislinkingMusic]

5:58 old timer. Nanners: Thats yoouuuuuuuu.

[kaykaythecook]

The only job in the world where you get paid to shoot your boss in the face with a Nerf gun.

[fallenice14]

7:45 best laugh head-shot

[GThockey48]

3:15 .... my name is Jack.. i approve

[The666thBowelOfHell]

8:00 >:))

[Mike25136]

Well Sark, I hope someone saves you...before you continue to mock the bible and find your way to hell.

[TheFunnyFatCat]

@Mike25136 lol

[GoroLink94]

@Mike25136 Atheists don't have to fear Hell. You can't "threaten" us with Hell. We don't believe in it, and thus it can't be used as an argument against us. Also, specifically in the case of Sark: Sark is somewhere in his 30s. He's obviously made up his mind about his beliefs by now, your comment on here (no matter how backed by good intention it is), isn't going to change his mind.

[BrentWilliams710]

@Mike25136 hahaha that's a good one

[iamme725]

LMFAO READ THE TAGS

[ndavis124]

a fucking bible

[TehDrawingWinners]

Sark at 3:19 is hilarious.

[srqballer1]

By far the funniest video on youtube EVER

[youngbeastxx]

hey tyler

[Ko0lw1p]

Ive watched the same underworld add for the last 17 videos Ive watched O_O

[kolaman18]

im your kolaman



[TheARCHxENEMY]

i geeked the entire video.

[LiLCaal]

HUTCH DO NOT READ THIS!

its funny how hutch really thought it was from santa lol

[NitroGuy1997]

@LiLCaal He was joking.......

[Lanzaniandevil]

SeaNanners = Mike Posner

[bigdaddycraig]

And now I have a new gamertag....Unc1eGrabby

[LMKpwnsatcod]

Hutch always gets the shit end of the stick

[TheHauntedPotato]

Hold space for slo mo... and watch seananners shoot sark

[24HourPrestige]

@LMSHawks ohohohoho yeah he does, hutch talked about it in a com

[PepperDr741]

in the name of ahh haa of the bible we subscribe

[7Greyfox7]

You'll shoot your eye out

[24HourPrestige]

nanners is BAKED! 

[LMSHawks]

@24HourPrestige He doesn't do DRUGS.

[ThePonchoLeroy]

@24HourPrestige For once, I think he actually is. I've seen my fair share of high people and Seananners looks high as fuck.

[leerey14]

This video makes me want to run into traffic.

[ThatZevGuy]

Jesus christ. Fuckin christians gotta get their dick in a bunch over some little shit. This is now one of my favorite respawns. Super funny.

[Skimbles2000]

@ThatZevGuy Actually, this is the comment that started it all.

"im atheist 364 days out of the year....i can be ignorant for a day...plus i like presents"

[helldamage]

3:21-3:29 best part!!!!!

[ApprovedByJesus]

I enjoyed the video, not the comments. anyone else?

[Markthemightyman]

Shut the fuck up! just enjoy the hilarious video.

[liaaam1]

i like how the two top comments are for each other.

[JayDee98765]

@Skimbles2000 Fly you to other universes? Do you understand anything about science? Do you have a shred of testable evidence for other universes? Or is this just mystical hoo haa? You're not making the best case for yourself here bud :P

[Skimbles2000]

...attacking how it was presented instead of the message itself. You clearly cannot come up with an actual responce to these points.

Universe who is eternal..." < Universe which is*, and also, you do not know if it is eternal or not, you haven't lived that long.

What I said was, "...an intelligent being who created the universe, who is eternal". "who is eternal" is talking about "intelligent being", not "universe".

Also, your are thinking of what's IN the universe, not the...

[Skimbles2000]

...universe itself. If I have a box full of puppies, is the box living?

Your next few examples arguments show that you don't understand that God is all-powerful, come on. It's not that hard to wrap your mind around.

"Good and bad people both suffer from cancer, aids, etc, whether they pray or not"

I don't get where this came from.

P.S. Do you want me to respond to the comment that came with the message, or did you delete that one?

[JayDee98765]

@Skimbles2000 We're getting no where, good day.

[Skimbles2000]

@JayDee98765 You're right; we aren't because you'll never be able to accept the fact that what I'm saying is true. But let's be honest. You're only saying that because you can't come up with any responces. Next time, don't completely crap on something just because you don't have the mental capacity to understand it.

[JayDee98765]

@Skimbles2000 Listen to yourself, you sound like a fundamentalist...

Here's something you need to understand, you might think whatever you want in your narrow minded brain, but people dont have to agree, I simply exercised my right to dispute what you PREACHED as truth. If you can't handle it, buddy, lifes gonna be tough for you.

Anyways, please no last remarks, man up and shutup as you should have one message ago, peace.

[Skimbles2000]

@JayDee98765 How am I narrow minded? I beat you in our little discussion, and even now you STILL want to call me ignorant. This whole time you have done nothing other than name-call and dump on other people's beliefs. I never said that you shouldn't be able to speak your opinion, but to still have that opinion (as well as still maintain the same amount of disrespect) after you have been given clear reasons why what you say is wrong.

You clearly want the last say too, don't lie.

[JayDee98765]

@Skimbles2000 Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[xXACEhUNteRXx1]

i like how the two top comments are one person dissing someones religion and the other one is someone dissing that person for dissing the first persons religion

[JayDee98765]

@xXACEhUNteRXx1 Twas not my intention, apologies

[TheNimbusMan]

Most people dis the bible (and other texts) and say they're non-religious simply because they don't feel like it, NOT because they've actually read texts and tested them. If anyone actually has legitimate points and questions, I'm always open to discussions. I came to my particular beliefs by testing. So should you.

[K0sm1cKid]

@TheNimbusMan I have come to my beliefs (or lack there of) because I want to be able to make the right choices and be a good person for the simple reason that its the right thing to do, not because there is a higher power that dictates me to do so.

[TheNimbusMan]

@K0sm1cKid how have you come to figure out what is 'good', what is 'right', and why it is 'right'?

[K0sm1cKid]

@TheNimbusMan Because I can tell when I do something wrong, I feel terrible when I do. For example if I was to hurt someones feelings I would feel bad. If I was to break someones window I would feel bad. Its just natural for me to know when I do something wrong.

[Spyker54]

lol the machinima mug is made in china

[ltlrenati]

"Well Im gonna put this to good use, see you later!" Hahaha! 

[xxslugviciousxx]

I hate extremely religious people as well as extreme atheists. I am in the middle. Where did god come from and were did the first atom come from. It's all person beliefs and no personal relationships between human beings should be ruined because of them. I hate it when someone rams their beliefs down my throat, it only drives people further away. I do not need a bible to tell me to live a good life, we should do it anyways.

[XBLRomanVP]

What's up with the wall

[SirTumaki]

what, no presents for wood just cause his black? :(

[07CJ07]

Sark show he's atheist, and everyone sees this as an opportunity to have a religious debate. THERE IS A TIME AND PLACE FOR THESE TYPE OF CONVERSATIONS, and a respawn video is not one of them.

[ECgod77]

5:20 LAFD FTW!

[SparkoDesign]

hutch: "im gonna go put these to good use" all u hear in background "not in the studio!"

[AlphonsusMusic]

Funny in a creepy way, ha ha.

[ElectricS45]

How come the guy that is the least funny, talks the most?

[Botchy1997]

@ElectricS45 which one talked the most?

[BrightBurner]

@kirfalo You know what you call an intelligent atheist? Agnostic.

[ZombieNewb]

is it weird that i waved at the beginning?

[MythiicReality]

it must have been very awkard when Seananners bought all that stuff. The Cashier was probably like "um wtf?"

[MgadE1]

everyone got seananners toys

[Thesniped13]

Just saying, god is just an invention we humans created, he's as true as santa.

[BrightBurner]

@Thesniped13 Troll harder.

[biasedbyevidence]

really sac religous of u

[ilostmypie]

I love the god-flame-war going on here, its as if they knew it would happen.

[BrightBurner]

@ilostmypie Hahaha, exactly. Let the games begin...

[lordifos]

:yuno:

[aPandaAu]

@raidwipe shut the fuck up, it's not funny to make fun of god.

[longestshot1]

Head shot

[KACollver]

Sorry I must have left my youtube account on and my bro posted, sorry if he insulted anyone.

[fudder31]

are u guys high

[kcajeeserb]

nanners is my favorite person every

[idwarfy024]

Notice two of them have a crew cut and two of them have a five shade

[BrightBurner]

@thesixtributes Your channel spam is never wanted, we're not going to visit your channel when you post your crap spam on here.

[MortyUchiha]

haha like little kids.

[imrealish]

sooooo what size is hutch?



[ThatHenchKid]

@imrealish Extra Small :D

[PrezOfHP]

@imrealish On his channel he used to have his dick size for odd reasons... 7 3/4 inches is what I think he put.

[xxslugviciousxx]

exchangexchangeHolidayChristma­sXmasHanukkaKwanzaaOldSaintNic­kHoHoHoSantaClaueelves snow North Pole candy stockings presents wrapping paper anticipation family cozy cookies milk excitement finally time run downstairs rip open gifts disappointment shock sadness then anger fight abuse storm out never speak again disowned alcoholism hard drugs misery depression suicide 

[xxslugviciousxx]

@xxslugviciousxx Those are the tags wtf!!

[KACollver]

If you aren't religious that's cool but treat people and their beliefs with respect.

[OMGitsFMA6666]

@KACollver Yeah! Or else the mighty wizard gandalf or whatever they call him will smite you with that fire stuff.

[Ab5597]

@KACollver Yeah, but it was pretty harmless to begin with; I'm not offended, in fact I laughed with them!

[john811998]

@KACollver come on it was funny lighten up it is the holidays right?

[Nimrod910]

@KACollver No.

[MegaSpamfilter]

Fuck Nanners for reading the bible like a douche.

[Watupm]

@MegaSpamfilter aaaahahahahaha

[jamshedo]

Alvin and the Chipmunks...or Donald duck's nephews: Huey, Dewey, and Louie

[AranleighRob]

302nd viewer...woo

[Hawksbill010]

why in these videos is seananners so amazingly immature

[Martastik7]

Thumbs up if Sark ist the fucking SHIIIIAAATTTT (pronounce all the letters)



[CrazyDotPictures]

i know no ones gonna read this but, i put peanut butter on my balls and let my dog lick it

[1996carlosr]

is sark atheist?

[Kailon791]

One of my favorite episodes of Respawn yet! sark and his bible quotes make me crack my shit up. Love it!

[nrtch22]

I love you guys and would have liked it but I can't get over Sark's comment about the bible. :(

[ForsakenDivinity]

ahaha way too awesome! I must say getting shot in the face with those things hurts! All that's missing now is a jumbo box of crayons and a stack of coloring books.

[ArchaicUnknownHD]

lol @ 2:45 

[hisbro10]

i got it!

[hisbro10]

oh nevermind! LOL

[hisbro10]

can someone please tell me how to make the time button or whatever for youtube. Like "click 2:34 for funny face". I dont know how!! please someone help me!!!

[theslayerofthemall]

thumbs up if you are the 302 viewer

[JohnnyAmazi]

@theslayerofthemall no

[DolbyD1G1TAL]

Y U NO BUY HOLLYWOOD PRESENTS!!!!

[ShiPandas]

Nanners wrap job?...

[ILoveRavenc]

The Holy Bible eh? Guess the furnace needs heating too.

[1KingRoo]

wow why was this not in my sub box :(

Merry Christmas

[ThePhenomXYZ]

thumbs up if you would have given hutch a dildo vibrator instead of condoms!!!

[007thunderboy]

i love you guys ;D

[bains10127]

The lord said get high- hahahahaha

[TheMaxlabbe]

What is wrong with the Bible Sark?

[mw2gam3r4lif3]

couldnt stop laughing.

[DJPhilo101]

3:21 BAHAHA!!!

[d0ct0rsweet]

its funny how Atheist teens do not believe in God or Jesus yet they love Christmas...

[darkdoom4091]

@d0ct0rsweet christmas is about the presents for kids you know

[an7hraxjax]

jesus wasnt born on christmas

[darkdoom4091]

@an7hraxjax actually yes he was

[wolgercon]

@darkdoom4091 Yes and no. Jesus was not born on December 25, mostly sometime in the summer, but Christmas is used as the date to celebrate Jesus's birth. This time of the year was adopted because of the pagan winter celebrations held in northern Europe. So you're both equally right, and wrong.

[MrKingsSmart]

L O L at the Toy Guitar!!!!

[dbarrera767]

This video almost tied with the april fools episode this year for hilarity.

[MrTigers43]

i laughed constantly through the video ! i love u guys no homo!

[GuitarRockGod951]

only true friends buy nothing but fuck-off presents for christmas hahaha, this was great

[ThatzGame]

typical americans who don't know what Christmas is really about. burn in hell!

[dbarrera767]

@ThatzGame I know right??? Leave bible reading for church!

[TheKENTUCKYfan1]

@96chriscole96 Cause he is...

[MrAzndominazn]

I GOT A SNUGGIE TOO!!!!!!!

[dbarrera767]

@MrAzndominazn LOL

[awf118]

I feel like Hutch got his sweater from the ladies section at ROSS

[carlosdajoke]

Hutch gave Seananners a Nerf Gun because he is overpowered.

[BrayanR918]

theres some merry shit goin down. lol

[Ckillerbee]

Look at hutch in the backround 7:22

[atr33fails]

And Sark now owns the same knife as me. Win.

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[jwharmon85]

Hahahahaha nanners, you rock! Hutch, you go make use of that present. Sark, read the bible in your snuggie

[CenkIsAdorable]

Sark looks like an uncle that used to molest me as a child

[mrstevecake]

:( I didn't get anything for Christmas.

[eman0115]

It's weird that I was wearing my sleep pants and a sweater while watching this :P

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[shabalab98]

Probably the funniest episode of respawn I have ever watched. I was laughing the entire time and my dad kept shushing me.