Mitchell - 6/9

[barcodeproductions11]

"what?"

[LavenderDarwin]

The farts at 2:00+ are so childish. I love it...

[Gjeorje]

Why are they always portraying the "hero" as such a colossal pillock? At the end of his encounter with the kid I fully expected to see Mitchell sitting on the skateboard while the kid drove away in his car.

[THiNGYBOBinc]

7:54 Call me crazy, but I SWEAR I heard Cave Story music.

[SohoEliminator]

god, I cant believe john saxon agreed to be in this pos.

[IliyaMoroumetz]

I can only imagine what lurking horror would entail in a 'very special' Joe Don Baker Christmas.....

[fuckingkiddinme]

Mitchell mcgooflebutt

[versus79]

The scene with Mitchell and the kid is cinematic gold.

[ChaoticYak]

I'm gonna give him a half-block head start and then I'm gonna mow him over!

[pretorious700]

Drinkin' beer in bed......yeah, that's our Mitchell

[Gjeorje]

"Do you know how much it costs to keep you sweet?" -to glaze something that big, how many sacks of sugar would you need?

[IamVendel]

9:31 "Why did I do that?"

I spit my fucking water out.

[shaworld]

That entire scene with the boy is the best!! Buzz off kid!

[Daggie1977]

02:17 His butt crack goes up to his shoulder blades! That is totally sick.

[pretorious700]

@Daggie1977 I'd say Joe Don Doofus is at least 98% butt crack

[ChaoticYak]

I better call Mom.

Happy Mother's Day! :)

[sleepyhollow783]

Seeing Mitch without a shirt on.... it's a miracle women find men attractive.

8:33 "Jeez, Scarface didn't do that much at once!"

[whoisdickieschnabel]

Don't understand why the crooks keep making deals with the cop that obviously is too stubborn to give up that is not really supposed to be interacting with them because the FBI is handling the case. I don't get it. I just don't get it.

[niconestra]

The kid scene is great. Joel drops his head in frustration. Classic!

[ChaoticYak]

Guys, he's got a terra cotta bowling pin lamp.

[cottonwhiskersuk]

3:19 to 3:22 Presumably they are saying "bug off" but it sounds to me very much like "fuck off"! Strangely enough, exactly the same thing occured in Merlin's Magical Shop Of Mystical Wonders.

[globbo100]

"It's a very special Joe Don Baker Christmas"

[GunshyPigeon]

that whole kid scene is the greatest moment ever... sorry, but it is!

especially Toms freak out!

[Tigerman1138]

@GunshyPigeon I remember seeing this in College when I bought the tape...correctly guessing this would be the "stinger" scene at the end. Along with the end to "Pod People" with the "IT STINKS" from the recording session.

[mowque]

I can take the heat

[tarlcabot18]

Be careful with that horse, young man.

We're going to control the ghetto, you and I, young man.

Bite me, Mitchell.

[sokarsfleet]

Joe Don Baker gets owned by a kid.

[dampheat]

"I just felt a balloon break!"

[dogggy65able]

he's no claude aikens but what a butt!!!!!!!!!!lol

[ohrwurm]

2:02 when Mitchell gets off the bed.

[silverwheel]

do you open your christmas presents on christmas eve or christmas morning?

[mowque]

@silverwheel For some reason that cracked me up

[geoentronecromancer]

"We're going to control the ghetto, you and I, young man."

Now THAT would've made the movie interesting. XD

[NorwichTeenwolf]

"You don't drink, do you."

"just pour, Dad."

Mitchell - the least festive Christmas film of all time?

[ElveeKaye]

3:15 I love it whenever Tom yells at a movie. He sounds so psycho!

[GSeward]

arguably the greatest show ever televised...MST3K

[efxman]

It's the part where Mitchell makes poor Tom Servo scream that does it for me:)lol

[makouse]

please tell me that this thing was meant to be somewhat of a comedy...

[BunnyMan456]

2:44 begins the funniest part of this riff

[dirtbag1713]

"oh, be careful with that horse young man"

[Atrum]

Our hero, ladies and gentlemen...

[Anonymous4283]

LOL @ Tom servo; 3:15

[SplitChesthair]

"i can take the heat" LMAO. Joel's best.

[ValoFilthc3]

i like to top off my beer drinking with another beer, for dessert.

[ManaAdvent]

"I'm turning Japanese."

"Do you open your Christmas presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas morning?"

"Give him a half block head start, then I'm gonna mow him over!"

"No, I mean street value punk!"

"It's the cop that sleeps w/ hookers, right?"

"Bite me, Mitchell!"

[Tendoking]

@ManaAdvent

The Scarface 'street value' lines always have me laughing.

[portpowergirl38]

2:50 - the most thrilling dialogue in the history of film and television. I agree with the bots: AAAAAARGH!!!!

[dresden51]

"Cummings is crossing Gallano."

And we're passing the savings on to you.

[KaristaSwiss]

2:45 the inspiration for crossfire...

Look at JOEL... and and poor TOM Screaming :D

[norsef]

Our hero ladies and gentleman.

A man who loses arguments with children.

[ElveeKaye]

AND forces old ladies to walk home after he steals their cars!

[BryonYoungblood]

Our hero, a big douchebag that has to pick a fight with kids just because he's a total dickweed. How did HE get to be the hero?! Seriously. XD

Bryon

[ryukXsayu27]

The inspiration for "A Cop and a Half." I love that movie!

[SoundsmithOne]

"Let's get back inside before that kid comes back."

[limmywinks]

Tonight on Crossfire!

[Kinemacolour]

Apparently he kills Deaney at the end of the bribe scene. Thus we find him next in bed surrounded by beer.

[hotchka]

It's a Very Special Joe Don Baker Christmas.

[crapface108]

Mitchell put a handkerchief on the back of his car run!

[vampirehunterme]

thank god for the jump cut!"

[rcevey2]

All this build up for a single Kg. Today I think it would be considered holding, not trafficking.

[GenjyoSanzoOTS]

....AHHHHHHHHHHHH