Ned calls chicken clucking contest

[Comments2010]

Awkward that she never hung up until he stopped fucking

[aug10th1990]

that was 2 funny

[MrALEXisBORING]

i laughed so hard at this it hurt!!!!

[freedom21945]

LOL

[djdrock111]

This has to be the funniest thing I have ever heard!

[ChuckingFunt]

Ned's voice is ... Scary....If he said "Let's play a game." I'd start to get worried.

[Tails11seven]

did he realy f**k it

[superNOVA5858]

@Tails11seven no he didnt

[ryan0ff]

@Tails11seven Yes, I watch his chicken porn at his site all day.

[iamipula]

AHAHAHAHAh when those sounds started to pour in... i cracked... this is the best so far

[Patrick1140]

I <3 to fuck chickens lol

[noblefailure]

"She's playin hard ta' get... I'm gonna hafta sweet talk 'er.. here chicky chicky.. c'mon baby..." LOL

[cousins1345]

hey crank call me

[asbirdsdo]

I can't believe she listened till the end! D8 ... XD

[papabear10000001]

LMAO, "FINGER LICKIN GOOD"

[MusicallyUbiquitous]

"OH GOD HERE COMES THE COLONEL'S ORIGINAL RECIPE!" lmfaoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[kereen88]

Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo mi a deaddd  DWL!!

[phukemonster]

lmao,i hope someone make a movie for this...

[writertrump]

I been fucking 100 chickens a day

"you just going to have to give your dick a rest"

LMAO

[deathmetalshredify]

Ive been fucking a 100 chickens a day for two weeks LMAO!

[africacarey]

ned is by far the prank caller president there is no other person on this earth like this man ill give him free pussy every day.l.. i love him

[africacarey]

HAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAH­AHAH

AHAHAHAH

AHHAHAH

CLUCK DIRTY TO ME

[84RideTheLightning84]

Ahab the Arab...

[doobiesmoke15]

Ned cracks up so many of the people he calls.

[Eskara0]

Cluck dirty to me!!!

[EchoplexTheUltimatum]

That was hands down the funniest thing I've ever seen on YouTube. And I've been a YouTuber for like three years now. I'm voting Ned for president.

[KosaiAvonej]

LMMFAO!!!!!!!! 

[Aion95]

i think i broke a rib laughing!

[Willett6945]

Call me Col. Sanders!! ROFL!!

[molsonful]

Im a chicken fucker from way back....lol

[workthis]

"how about i just bring a homeless guy in a chicken suit and fuck him?" LOL

[nickrohn93]

"We'd love to have you"

why!!!!!?!!

[AirborneNik]

I prefer to call it making love to chickens, fuckin sounds nasty

[JuSiNoO]

FINGER LICKIN GOOOOOOOD....... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeep........

llmaoooo

[Amazlng]

hahahahahahahah ahhaahahahahah hahahaha haha hahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[chelzea2121]

HHHahahhahahahahhaha LMFAO!!!!!! HHa

[JuSiNoO]

CLUCK DIRTY TO ME!

[Teddjenkins]

cluck dirty to me

[Amazlng]

made me fall on floor.. lol

[Lvduggo69]

That's finger cluckin good !

[theblueo1]

cluck dirty to me!

[ManicMindTrick]

This made me cry so hard of laughter!!

[kranix01]

CALL ME COLONEL SANDERS!!! XD

[lucasn23]

Lol why is the buisness lady saying ''fuck'' thats not professional i would fire her ass

[jkellybrew]

I'm a chicken f***** from way back!

[freeridelifedotnet]

@jkellybrew that shit is so fucking funny aint it. HAHAHA

[T453R]

Typical redneck chickenlover...no offence..lmao..Ned rules.-.-

[irishkeebler]

call me kernall sanders rofl

[hattrickster33]

best prank call series ever

[Wesley22296]

Finger Lickin' Gooood.

[reokiaz]

why did the chicken cross the road? too suck your daddy's dick. LMAO!!

[webscorpion007]

why is fucking bleeped out?

[reokiaz]

cause it involves chickens being fucked

[sparks146574]

lmfao this was funny ass chicken fuckin shit

[fergamis]

lol...keep fuckin those chickens

[Silas420Botwin]

don't call PETA or nuthin.....the chickens loveit.....bahahahahahahahaha

[Heeezayy]

call me colonel sanders LMFAO!

[trueightysix]

hahahahahhahah ROFL!

[blinc22]

lol doggy style

[reokiaz]

chicken style

[mike101bc]

Hello? Well, what about turkey fuckin? LMFAO

[wesellcoffee]

she was like ......... ooooo you thoguht we said FUCKING!

[bluegreypride]

haha, finger lickin gooood lol

[cdr588]

How about I bring a homeless guy in a chicken suit and f*** him?? ROFL!!!

[darthspeaks]

Finger lickin good! HAHA

[theblackwingedsoul]

someone call peta XDDDDD

[cheezyman2k7]

holy fuck!!!

the end made me piss shit and cry with laughter!!!!

[scandlabra]

Do you expect anyone to believe that you just randomly browsed and came upon this? You are trying to be "outrageous" by trolling and awaiting a response. Very clever. It's only been done a million times before...good luck with it though.

[Ron451991]

huh?

[hunterkiller1440]

i love ned's way of saying "hello" when he got hung up, the way he says it is so funny, it never changes and it never its old!!

[SuperGiggityman]

ROFL ROFL

[AuraAshley]

lol cluck dirty to me

[Uberaoshi]

lol Peta!

[ClickHere247]

i also do that!!!!

[seba20sa]

SOB XD

[cuami0]

Waoh

nerd fight nerd fight

no 1 givez a Zh!t h0w u type.

[linkfan69]

Who da fuck cares this isnt my work computer i can type all the shit i want.

wat chu doin judging me by the way i type.

[linkfan69]

Seen is A Slang word look it up

see is the original word

And saw is passed tense.

So what u gona do now bitch

[linkfan69]

the fuck your saying

proper grammer is

"I see 2nd graders that spell better"

Seen is not a word

only a complete idiot that didnt go to 1st grade would you use "seen"

trying to act smart .

CAn you fucking use Proper grammer????

[yourmom794]

Actually, seen is a word, dumbass. It is you who needs to go back to first grade. His grammar is perfectly fine, unlike you who uses 4 question marks, and almost no other puncuation or capilization.

[linkfan69]

Bitch please.

Seen is a word, but its not fuckin proper he is mixing it with a fuckin ,predict ,verb ,and subject.

it aint rocket science so quit bitchen and

mind your own business fucktard

[yourmom794]

Are you fucking kidding me?

how about you mind your own business motherfucker! Why the hell are you telling me to mind my own business when you're giving some other guy a fuckin' grammar lesson? Shut the fuck up you hypocritical cocksucking asshole.

[linkfan69]

you forgot to put quotation marks on "Seen" by the way.

dude just look at your name Yourmom794

sounds like a pretty smartass name not even sherlock can think so smart like

your mom.

dude for real "yourmom794" so fuckin 2nd grade

[yourmom794]

Seriously dude, shut the fuck up. You obviously don't know me. I'd love to meet you in real life. You're acting all hard on the internet, and you don't even know me. This is my fucking brother's account. Stop making assumptions and grow the fuck up you stupid asshole. Who gives a fuck if I put quotations on seen.

[linkfan69]

Well tell your brother to mind his own business.

your da 1 bitchen bout ma grammer so yea you dont care bout grammer neither.

so quit tellin me wat to do.

dude Seriously im not really mad i just use language a lot.

so sorry man if your pissed.

im not acting hard by the way im actually just calm.

s0 sorry bout the misunderstanding.

i just get overboard wen people tell wat to do lol

[yourmom794]

Hahaha, yeah. Change your mind now that I proved you wrong.

[ratview]

Shut it you dick!

[TheOnlineCommunity]

Damn,  you're really a loser.

[linkfan69]

Wow

Nice ass komback.

Wat are you 13?

Because you act like an immature asshole

[yourmom794]

COMEback...

[linkfan69]

You should know your a pro at that

[linkfan69]

"Call me Colonel Sanders"

lol

i was lmfao

[ganjaking187]

call me col. sanders! rofl

[BOOMEROU4]

this is classic. Ned rules

[EmperorEva0001]

oh my god that was sexy

[jxsilicon9]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkmagician998]

Finger licking good WTF that's random!!!!!!!

[hipcatmacdaddy]

LMFAO! Ned is outta control!

[sprackmatic]

Bubba is da fuckin man! Sirius needs to ink that shit quick!

[25445799]

LMAO

[adiosarethebest]

I want one of thoes chicken toys... their cool

[BitingOsprey]

Why would u stay on the line with this guy lol

[Hedhnter]

She might have been laughing her ass off, cause sometimes when i laugh extremely hard, i don't make any sound.

[sparta905]

"By the way I prefer to call it making love to chickens. Chicken fucking sounds nasty."

LMAO!

[Rimmer66]

LMAO she was a good sport - :D :D :D :D :D

you're a funny motherfucker Ned - you're a class act keep it up - you really made me laugh hard, and it takes a lot to make me laugh LMAO

[XLuminariumX]

@Rimmer66 She told him to give his cock a rest. LOL

[UltimateDarkHero666]

"Call me Colonel Sanders!!!" Lol, fucking hilarious.

[allteesup1]

Think I'll hold off on the Zinger burger I was plannin tonight.

[MinnesotaMan13]

so f***ing funny

[WESTJET101]

i just recoverd from passing ou8 tfrom laughing so ****in hard

[19651994]

Ned is my idol!!!!!!

[xXBureikuXx]

And he's mine, too! =D

[WESTJET101]

same

[xXBureikuXx]

Kewl.

[1S3llspl1fz]

lmao give your cock a rest lmao

[panetrain]

LOL this is the best Ned prank yet!

[lorrr55]

actually the real doll one is fucking awesome but that's just my opinion. this one's funny too

[quiktymevideo]

Nasty Ned!

[Useame]

That woman was awesome, a really good sport, at least at the start.

[tmaz85]

Oh man I wonder if she actually listened all the way through. I nearly fell over at the end.

[ZenMilitia]

That's nice. Now go fuck yourself. :)

[livebunkerking]

Lol your awsome

[OMGSammysHere]

It's a joke. We know beastiality[sp?] is wrong.

[BrotherBrutal]

I totally agree! Children and chickens are totally equal. You should'nt have sexual intercourse with any of them.. And they both taste best deep-fried.

[justin99218]

LOL thats so true

[weirdalfanxl]

Exactly he called from the jail.

[hustlablaking]

lol hes a nut!!!!!!

[flsportsfan83]

hahahaha

[dragonston19]

lmfao!!finger licking good ahahahaha

[Valbuenium]

That made me horny!

[bryon17]

CALL ME Col. SANDERS CALL ME Col. SANDERS

[SystematicMasochism]

I love ned <3

I'd like to meet him some day, just to shake his hand.

After a good washing with germ-x o.o;;

[100percentnative]

I'm the greatest chicken clucker of all time, and yes it does really hurt them. I don't know why, if an egg can fit in there, why can't I. Don't call P.E.T.A on me, they just walk it off and thier fine in an hour or two.

[soupie]

oh dear, Ned is brilliant!!!

I really love this guys sense of humour, he really doesnt mind offending people:D

ha ha

[mimiw18]

hahahahahaha cluck dirty to me lol i love ned

[blahboogers]

Cluck dirty to me.

[Liist]

Holy shit, that last part was nasty.

[disturbeddisciple666]

ROFL

[BrynMawrYamBag]

I cant stop laughing................

[madisonchristie]

omg!!!!!!! lmfao. that is soooo funny!

thank you ZenMilitia!

and thank you NED!!

[ZenMilitia]

You're very welcome. :)

[jedthedestroyer]

it was realy early in the morning when ned was on the radio doing this one and i litraly cried i laughed so hard i was late for work when i heard this the first time a clasic thanks for posting this five hundred stars!

[touch3d]

ned is the man!! lmao :P

[Amazlng]

ROFL hehehe pissed in my pants.. hahaha