Stephen Colbert shows Jay-Z his iPad at the GRAMMY Awards

[thatsrightisaidit909]

Oh he's such a sweetie pie.  <3

[bruce1chubb]

I came to youtube to watch a funny Stephen Colbert video. Not read an essay on the ipad

[crosbying]

Were you high when you wrote the video description?

[blacktreemedia]

@crosbying i could've been.

[llamazeppelin]

Press 7-"My daughter just turns me on"

Seriously though he's the greatest guy alive and he can do no wrong.

[Xilstealth]

Love how he sounds so superior saying "oh I know..its on my ipad". rofl what a funny guy

[MsDemon9294]

he's just awesome

[jjtheslayer69]

two illuminati symbols in the backround

not that i care

just pointin em out

[bennyboyjones]

@jjtheslayer69 kindly fuck off with all this "illuminati" bullshit. the majority of the people that use the word have no idea what it means. unless youre a 12 year old kid, it's time to grow up. cunt.

[jjtheslayer69]

@bennyboyjones i was just pointing them out, i realy dont care about this illuminati shit

but the grammy did look like the shape of the pyrimid with the eye, and the cbs is supposed to be one two

i was just pointin em out like somone points out a cool lookin bird

[jjtheslayer69]

@bennyboyjones you told me to grow up because you thought i was a twelve year old kid,XD

and you called me a cunt lmfao thats the most immature thing ever

[bennyboyjones]

@jjtheslayer69 I said "unless youre a 12 year old kid" you fucking idiot. calling you a cunt is a statement of fact, theres nothing immature about it. there's no such thing as the "illuminati" you naive fool. you really think jay z and rihanna control the world? this is what happens when black people learn a new word.

[jjtheslayer69]

@bennyboyjones you got me all wrong bro, im not one of them,

there is an illuminati but it is definetly not rappers, its actualy a bunch of jews in collab with the un

and its not as secretive as people think, they are pretty open about exposing there bias, but even if i dont care

i just want weed legal and canada,maxicao and america to be one big country

[davidnason1593]

@jjtheslayer69 your fucking retarded

[666asiamalaysia999]

@jjtheslayer69 since when is a gramophone an illuminati symbol? or even an eye for that matter. I think you meant the freemasons, but that would still be stupid and not really worth mentioning.

Did u know that every person has two masonic symbols... ON THEIR FACE?!?! it's true. check historical photos, check your own face! they represent the all seeing eye.

Huge conspiracy! thought you should know. not saying i care or anything, just something to watch out for... drrrr

[Twonkx]

most adorable human being in the world

[DispleasedHorse]

Neutral Milk Hotel!!!!!! I did not imagine I would be leaving this video with an erection.

[jordach545]

WTF, neutral milk shoutout. Nice

[MrBallmer]

Lol I saw weird Al in the back round

[underoathfilth]

he is fuckin twat fuckin ass hole do respect other u twat

[MrSimplycrazy1]

"Taylor Swift, she's pretty"

[shiningbeans]

Look, Fox News is a joke, but so is every other new source, and MSNBC more than even Fox. If you don't like it don't watch it. Its best to get your news from a few different sources before you take it for granted. The one good Fox network show in my opinion is Freedom Watch because the judge is a libritarian.

[luis19279]

SO 2010 :)

[Manik2Magik]

Bob Dole

[SHARKSMAN12]

He likes Neutral Milk Hotel...I think I just fell in love with him.

[XsUbLyMoNaLX]

Taylor Swift is pretty. Colbert is sexy though.

[drnobadmashi]

neutral milk hotel!

[brogerz86]

Who is the Senator they are refering to?

[DogiTheWallcrusher]

@brogerz86 Bob Dole

[Duckydust]

jaaaaded press. jaaaaaaaaaaaded press room.

[Cameron0801]

If he likes Classic Rock, does Pink Floyd count? Genre: British Classic Rock.

[dantessj7]

OMG!!! A YOUTUBE COMMERCIAL ABOUT DRAGONBALL Z!!!!!!!

[ragingbull888]

Chuck Noblet!!!!!

[NotoriousNYNJ]

LMAO!!!!!!! @ Jay Z's scene lololol

[JackPostich]

NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL

[grockleful]

JAY Z THIS WASNT IN YOUR GIFT BAG?!!?

[jjtheslayer69]

illumitati symbolisim on the grammt picture in the back, its the perios and the eye

[wickedzen1]

"They're gonna spray her down with glue and run her through a Build-A-Bear Workshop."

[animeluver536]

@wickedzen1 it's amazing how we can tell that hes talking about lady gaga.

[patwrotethis]

I CANNOT believe he just dropped Neutral Milk Hotel. I officially love this guy 

[nightwishfan06]

I would absolutely die if i met him oneday!

i have it on my bucket list to get the colbert bump from him :P

[aslanssong100]

When out of character, Colbert reminds me a lot of author John Green.

[blueyourmom123]

You know what I love about this guy, he is never "off" I wonder if he has played his role so much that it's just kind of his personality now

[gamer7916]

every host on comedy central get an ipad, even tosh got one

[1991stacy]

wooo Neutral Milk Hotel!

I wish Stephen Colbert was my dad..

[JibadeauxFox]

NMH<3

[Benjamin723]

"You bet, I'm a big fan of me!" lol!

[DarkShadowMegadeth]

He seems like such a sweet man! <3

[tommyhollis]

Watching the colbert report is like being tortured.

[trombonegirlie12]

I'm quite conservative, but I'm kind of in love with Stephen Colbert. Not only is he hysterically witty and intelligent, he's also quite attractive. And SO DAMN CUTE.

[worldviolist]

I love how he says "Taylor Swift... she's pretty."

[KlutchAndJerel]

Hes reminds me of Tony Stark

[katinthehat1414]

ugh, i wish i could hear the questions. he's so adorably funny though. "Taylor Swift. She's pretty."

[tjsbigidea]

Colbert is halfway to an EGOT!

[Maverick0420]

Weird AL in the audience behind Jay Z lol

[tehsuperepicpwnzor]

@Maverick0420 Totally missed that, LOL! Good eyes.

[lulzwarrior]

Neutral Milk Hotel, iPad, mocks Republicans on his totally ironic tv show...Colbert a hipster?

[Goldex13]

I don't know who Stephen Colbert is (sorry! Not yet that is!), but he's like a mix of Steve Carell and Ed Helms.

[viper2131]

@Goldex13 Well that would be because all three used to be correspondents on the daily show with jon stewart!

[aznxtasy341]

YESS NMH name drop 2:33

[MJthegoat]

He likes Neutral Milk Hotel. So cool..:)

[NObamaxXxPalin2012]

Wow he got the grammy? What is wrong with America? Maybe Glenn Beck should of gotten it instead. At least he reports REAL news!

[scottsway]

@NObamaxXxPalin2012 Glen Beck reports real news you say? I was wondering if you ate a lot paint chips as a kid? Did you know that under Clinton spending rose 30% and revenues rose 70%. Result: surpluses. Under Bush spending rose 70% and revenues rose 30%. Result: deficits. Quit listening to a corporate horror like beck to get your misinformation. Beck is a dangerous buffoon who is only in it for money and ratings he could care less about the truth. He is a liar and a demagogue.

[Olderstudent081977]

@scottsway Just saying, you do realize that the reason there ended up with deficits was because of the tax cuts in the summer of 2001 when people were getting checks of 250 dollars or 600 dollars for married couples, then in September 11,2001 we were attacked. Now, I am stating fact not speculation, because of the roaring cost of war(Not debating if it was right or wrong, just stating fact) we continued to lose money and still did not stop the tax cuts.

[scottsway]

@Olderstudent081977 yep I agree with you? And you point?

[Olderstudent081977]

@NObamaxXxPalin2012 Glenn Beck is a commentator, Colbert is a comedian. Huge difference

[scottsway]

@Olderstudent081977 beck is a demagogue and completer lying propagandist... and PS he is a comedian too... I get a good laugh at times hearing this clown preach his snake oil.... Cant you just see through this guys bullshit? He made 35 million last alone, do you really thinks he cares for you interests? Cmon....

[hellvelle24]

i saw a guy in my ethics class had a iphone, ipad, and ipod... why just wtf. couldnt he do something else with $1200? but hey i was always taught not to count money in other people pocket...

[lvillecards12]

Neutral Milk Hotel FTW

[papennat]

@johnarita69 - Senator John Edwards

[jonarita69]

What senator was he talking about that needed a laugh? John McCain? Obama?

[thestormlscoming]

neutral milk hotel!!!! i love you stephen

[Craziness714]

He's witty and totally adorable. Such a great guy!

[alabalacr2]

@agoloshapov i thought the ipad was a bigger iphone

[MrKaukop]

@agoloshapov There is also something called the "iPod"

[xXHuitreXx]

colbert for president

[franchuvalli17]

Taylor Swift, she's pretty

[alZiiHardstylez]

He's genuinely quick-witted, amazing man.

[Cocoakrisp]

@ 2:20 "spray her with glue and run her through a build-of-bear workshop" LOL Lady GAGA?

[milky4107]

Is that Wierd Al at 0:48 ?

[jadlerhalofan]

Stephen is Jeph Jacques in disguise! (Neutral Milk Hotel reference)

[screamingOrganism]

Stephen Colbert confirmed for pretentious hipster garbage

[Aginor27]

I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIST

[jjmilone23]

wow. stephen colbert has excellent taste in music

[ChevyTrucksRock69]

Taylor Swift she's pretty! Very true.

[fix3db]

IIIIIII LLLOOOOOVVVEEE YYYOUUUUUU SSTTTEEEVVVEEE COOOLLBEEEEEERRRRT

[nakirby13]

what was said abput weird al?

[fluorescentian]

Stephen Colbert rules the press with an iron fist.

[sageofgame]

i got an ipad nano.

[Marshmallows33]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[aphexaic3213]

neutral milk hotel ...good call... in the aeroplane over the sea is one of the best records ever

[Undertakerrules66]

Taylor Swift, Cause shes pretty. lmao

[IsolatedFreethinker]

Awesome. Stephen Colbert and Jay-Z.

[matviy]

If you guys can't tell, he's obviously pretty baked.

[deadbabycasserole]

zomg Colbert listens to Neutral Milk Hotel

[TheDrunkenAtheist]

I hear they're coming out with smaller, and crappier versions of the iPhone...called the Razor.

[timmaothy]

colbert likes Neutral milk hotel!

[yankee82090]

Nice humble guy

[linkz101]

@agoloshapov actually its going to be called the ipad nano its just going to be the ipod touch

[GenMussolini]

:41 - WHORES!! lol

[arena2101]

He is HALARIOUS

[punkmusicmetal]

dude, he's amazing. He's funny and charming without his writers or his persona. Mancrush....

[fpsBeaTt]

@agoloshapov OH SNAP!

[OMGTheDingoAteMyBaby]

He's honestly so adorable when he's out of character. I just wanna hug him ! :D

[7Somerset]

wow this was stephent ColberT not Colbert the character. cool

[GDATERRY]

His wit is so freaking quick

[trubluperson]

jaded press! jaded press room! LOL

[p26rem]

@agoloshapov i thought they were gonna call it the ipod touch :/

[Golkarian]

I like his show but I think it's an aquired taste, it takes a while to truly understand the satire since it is so close to what is being made fun of.

[Scubasteve5485]

Shout out to Neutral Milk Hotel!!!! HELL YEAH!!!

[LordKaisen]

Fox news cant touch this guy cause if they play his clips the dimwits watching their show will think he's with them.

[schoolgirlmaro]

@LordKaisen I read this thing on the internet that most republicans can't actually tell that Colbert is making fun of them. I wonder if this is true.

[StBurkeINC]

@LordKaisen theyve done exactly that many times lol

[Vaeviktis]

@LordKaisen lol

[ledford1100]

@LordKaisen your a democratic idilot aren't you?

[Shadowdragonflames]

Holy fuck...STEPHEN COLBERT LOVES NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[sukamugen]

maybe next the ishoe

[HamBaconCheeseBlood]

@sukamugen maybe that wasn't funny.

[Janetvdl]

@paranoidandroid505 He's probably the only hipster I love

[Janetvdl]

@MaxPlanck011 LOLZ

[Janetvdl]

He's a really good singer. Better than other so called singers out there. He was a great singer when he sang with Alicia Keys. That was so awesome!!!!! :D

[samnobubbles]

I hate his show, but he's cool

[orangebarracuda18]

@samnobubbles i'm curious, not trying to start a fight or anything, why do you hate his show?

[samnobubbles]

@orangebarracuda18 well personally I don't like his jokes very much... though he's a cool/funny person. On the show it's lame..

[IYIasterGamer]

wats next, the iboard?

[phildogifyable]

this guys the man

[DuneLetter]

lol NMH lol

[haasder9]

COOL



[HelterSkelter67]

He likes Neutral Milk Hotel, thats awesome.

[jthe123]

FAVORITE UP THE ASS

[DocUnsane]

never seen stephen colbert out of character

[Fredo5227]

@agoloshapov I heard people who are jealous as fuck and cant afford an iPad will make fun of it.

[TheGuyWithAPSP]

@agoloshapov

dont you mean iPod touch? I haven't seen the ipad being used as a phone.

[rojas45]

George Lopez should have won fuck this fool he aint even funny

[oYoYebutu]

He says it himself, he is stupid. [acronym to be placed here]

[bigbluegrl23]

@agoloshapov that was funny. nice

[IYIasterGamer]

has any1 here read stephen colberts book i am america, and so can u?

[Janetvdl]

@IYIasterGamer Yes, and it's hilarious

[georgekizzie]

i dont like this mofka

[KaylinVictoria92]

AHAHAH! did he just make a Funny Girl Reference?! LOVE HIM!!! he's Hilarious.

[HomyguyZ]

Stephen is a NMH fan!? ho-lee shit, that's awesome.

[youcandance12345]

jay z clearly nodded his head "yes" to make it seem like he did get one, so that he wouldn't be embarrased. what a poser

[charms71]

iSUCK lol

[TheJacobHolmes]

@charms71 - How honest of you, I'm sorry that you suck.

[charms71]

@TheJacobHolmes and I am sorry that u suck on a hyperdrive

:

[TheJacobHolmes]

@charms71 - Uhh ok?

[charms71]

@TheJacobHolmes yup!?

[ChaosFerTheKids]

BAHAHA. YOUR MOMMA RAISED YOU RIGHT.

[Raptors09999]

w00t neutral milk hotel shout out!!! I didn't think anyone else listened to that band

[androo26]

next is the itampon

[charms71]

loooool mean

[Leezzyy]

Actually, the iTouch ;)

[redice1024]

how about Ipad mini

[HDMohamed]

werd??? lol

[alphaspida]

@agoloshapov

I'd really like to see that. PM me when they make it.

ROFL

[Geezyone]

That was funny....I wanted an ipad but now not so much, it's kind of limited--looks great though

[JonnyCee91]

the ipad is pointless...

[JonT2384]

Colbert is awesome, love his show.

[TheNativeDialect]

I dislike that device, but Stephen Colbert is a genius.

[shehanster]

ifail

[columthealmighty]

douche

[dot300]

ipad fail