Comedian Hits on Hecklers Girlfriend

[dalektaliban]

i can't what the heckler said in the beginning

[Remman]

@dalektaliban "I wanna know when you're leaving"

[klavier285]

what kind of a dick would heckle someone on stage, that's a shitty thing to do....love that the comedian put him in place though

[UnagiMonk]

I worked with him at a summer camp in D.C. about 4 years ago. One of the funniest guys I've met. Him and his wife are both wonderful comedians.

[MrRoscoe322]

"I would have gotten up there and punched that comedian in the face".... Shut the fuck up you bitch!!! No you wouldn't have have. The jerk-off heckler got put in his place. I hope his girlfriend did give the comedian head.

[crazyhorse1369]

Good way to get shot and killed .

[OweGod]

@crazyhorse1369 At a live show in front of a few hundred people... totally

[thesecretbet]

@crazyhorse1369 If you genuinely believe that, it makes Merritt vastly braver than you have the capacity to be. You can't do what he does.

Also, I can't ever get through a newspaper or news bulletin without reading about several instances of comedians being shot by massive cunts on a daily basis.

I love that people do this. It's really interesting to see how totally fucking stupid humanity is capable of being.

Social Darwinsim right infront of your eyes.

Fuck the heckler. He should be shot.

[CowardStern]

@thesecretbet That's not social Darwinism you fucking myopic cunt,

[GreenGearMood]

That'll teach me to pursue a GOAL.

[RyeBai]

@IHasHeadphones

From the movie, The Wedding Singer.

Funny

[RevengeShoe]

@whogivesaflyinfock and then you would have gone to jail for assault and been made someones bitch. Good day.

[drwatever3o]

what did the heckler say?

[herolll22]

@drwatever3o at what time are you leaving I believe

[theshantanator]

basic rule: don't fuck with a guy that has a microphone and a PA system in their use

[jduplechin]

Anyone here who defends this idiot heckler should take a long hard look at themself. Hecklers want attention but don't have the nuts to get on stage.

[Nithian22]

what'd he say at 1:28 please

[ashman3600]

a comedian is a comedian, he has too try and turn a heckle into something enternaining too not ruin the show for the rest of the crowed, and that guy done a fucking good job at shutting that guy up

[TheNand311]

Please welcome who? PLEASE WELCOME WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[MiningGoldsClan]

Im leaving when your girlfriend is.

[GDHGDYFJH]

That heckler got Grizzed on

[whogivesaflyinfock]

i wouldve walked up on stage broken that fucked up nose of his after the blowjob joke. that man was either really tenacious or really scared because im surprised he didnt do shit. kind of impressive XD

[Dodgeoffroadfreak]

@whogivesaflyinfock he deserved it

[TheSyntaxOverride]

@whogivesaflyinfock You're fucking stupid. Ever thought about security? And even if you actually go to the comic, you'd be sued up your ass

[hughlle]

@whogivesaflyinfock

People sometimes have the capacity to realise they've been a dickhead :D Plus he goes to a comedy show and heckles the comedian, what did he expect the result would be :D Especially when the majority of the crowd is on the comedians side. Good work Mr Merrit :D

[SamAndrew27]

@whogivesaflyinfock A). No, you wouldn't have. B). Learn the definition of the word "tenacious."

[OrangexClouds]

"The ring comes off." Lmao OWNED

[IHasHeadphones]

I'm the one with the microphone. So you will listen to every god damn word I have to say!

[dzabageo]

Attacks too personal i feel. Takes away from the comedy.

[TimeForFunnz]

@dzabageo Well the heckler started it. What do you expect, him to ignore it? Him to be nice? The hell?

[Jamesbodnaryk]

@dzabageo yah but the guy definitely deserved to be put in his place, at least thats how i feel lol

[skiball100points]

@dzabageo It's only offensive if you let it offend you.

[xtremenator2]

Ahh what the wonders of a mic can do to a mans ball size. If only that mic was taken away I wonder how this would have ended up.

[xtremenator2]

TBA comedians are wimps. Probably any of the hecklers in any of the videos could beat them up ( if the whole crowd and 1000's of fans ) weren't behind the comedian on the stage. I like the comedians but people think that they are tough for some reason when they are only striving off the crowd. If the whole crowd boos they are fucked.

[MountainMonkSage]

@xtremenator2 Are you a rocket scientist or a wizz kidd? LOL!

[donnmuratore]

@xtremenator2 takes balls to go on stage in front of people. Takes no balls to yell from the crowd

[iamd3fianc3]

that guy should be on every "roast" comedy central does

[thedeathlyone1]

The 675 peeps that dislike this got owned by Jimmy Merritt ahhhhhhh haaaaaaaa ! Bunch of shitfucks and cumguzzlers!!

[megamixa]

@thedeathlyone1

So because I don't think a comedian is funny, and don't share your opinion im apparently a "shitfuck" whatever that is. And a "cumguzzler?" Guess the world isn't allowed an opinion without becoming less then human.

You win this round humanitarians.

[TheMeerkatSquirrel]

@megamixa Meh depends what you said about them i guess. i cba to scroll down to what you put, but on one side you can't put something horrible about someone who's just doing their job and on the other you do have the right to say whatever you like and stuff.

I LOST THE GAME!!! - just thought i'd add that

[gadzy]

@megamixa

I think it's just that you are too socially inept to know when to shut up.

[AbortionbySuicide]

Heckler was a jerk.

[pacrox2]

what did the heckler say

[RiseOfThePro]

shit

[shkwave99]

Meritt, you're my hero! Takes balls to do this kind of work. Props.

[efisgpr]

1:23 --- What'd he say? Please.

[Doca]

@efisgpr he said: t shirt, crew cut, that's a good look for ya.

[briani4735263]

@efisgpr "T-shirt, crew cut, that's a good look for you"

[evilottojr]

Who was he welcoming? Don't leave me hanging on that... now I'll never know...

[Howe21WR]

it would be second degree murder ^^^ first degree has to be pre meditated..... but i wouldn't expect a troll to know that!

[kylecali]

heckler totally deserved it.

[joshspiker]

THE RING COMES OFF!

[5tatQuo]

Troll - the only way someone can save face for saying something extremely stupid and not realizing it until their mouth finally shuts itself.

[boksmutant]

Change the title man! It's good though.

[BEB131]

Thats actually pretty clever, if he got back at the heckler the heckler could brush it off. He gets his girlfriend and he will never hear the end of it

[BurntBreed]

cool

[Z0mbieS1ayer]

did he died?

[23visi]

@Z0mbieS1ayer aware

[BloodshotDemon6]

'Go push a kid of a swing somewhere.' I love that. Nice work

[RIPLatashaHarlins]

you cant win a diss battle against a comedian- burning people as kids is how they deal with things.  Thats why he's there, comedy is the job, haha

[IntellectualBadassss]

@RIPLatashaHarlins plus they have a microphone lol

[blueindian13]

Nobody has mentioned jimmy dressed as the brick wall? no?

Word.

[decimus81]

@blueindian13 what retard says ''word'' at the end of their bad question?....word

[SeventhSun]

@blueindian13

Not dressed, camouflaged.



[StoneWALLRamirez]

@blueindian13 The wall is obviously dressing as jimmy.

[saintbeast24]

@blueindian13 LMAO

[1Dibbers]

@blueindian13 Ummm.... No.... He is wearing a striped shirt....

[cindellednic]

Well handled. Hecklers are scum and they're never funny. The dismissive "No-one's listening to you, call it a day" was my favourite.

[xQueenKristinx]

hecklers are assholes, but whyd the comedian have to harass the girlfriend in retaliation? sure, she was there with the guy, but she wasnt the one interrupting and being a dick. attack the heckler, not the bystander.

[amerikaiscommunist]

@xQueenKristinx the-ultimate.You-heckle-someon­e-and-the-heckler-makes-$30,00­0-a-year-and-the-

comdeian-will-pwn-them-anyway-­because-they'll-be-kicked-out.­You-can't-heckle-and-win.

[youdevil6]

@xQueenKristinx Because it makes the guy even more angry and its funny.

[ptpt1]

I can't understand his American accent.

[H2SO4xSY]

That's what dude from Seinfeld should have done

[SEAWEEDRAVEN]

Sometimes they don't even give you a chance. That kid looked like he just got up there.

[maryland1206]

He Deserved the BJ

[WAXTHEFUR]

i think i seen him on lock up raw

[TobiasRieper47]

Should have said "When I am leaving? Just ask your girlfriend."

[TheZebrianna2]

i don't understand hecklers.

it takes a lot of courage for a comedian to stand up there and try to make people laugh.

hecklers are douches.

[futbolfever90]

he shoulda said to the heckler 'oh funny guy here, why don't you come up and be the comedian tonight?' then the heckler comes up, and meritt sits next to his girlfriend

[StevieWondersWhy24]

There is way too many comedians. We need to kill a few off.

[jamescoole]

Nice work.

[PVBOG]

dont mess with a guy that has a mic

[RAV52]

That's why you let the PROFESSIONALS do their jobs and STFU or you end up getting verbally teabagged...

[LighterOfDewbies]

Haha it's great to know when a comedian can be spontaneous like this and not just give a memorized routine

[bignuts4555]

PUH. PUH PUH PWNED

[zackhanscom]

skinny wuss. who are the morons who up voted the "heckler got owned" comment?

[FreyaTalhamn]

Recorded with a fuckin' Etch a Sketch I see...

[CianDub]

less hit on her,more hopefully asked 4 a bj

[turquoiselephant]

Lol the poor guy... despite him being dick, that roasting makes me feel kind of sorry for him. Crew cut and all...

[Dasmoose15]

Heckler= F'ed in the A

[Gettingbakedful]

Ppl need to shut their mouths and be respectful.....I'm glad this comic told that dirtbag whats up

[TimesNewSparta]

you know those comments that write exactly what was just said?|

I miss them.

couldn't make out much of the words from the cheering

[trollsshallbetrolls]

FUCKKK YEAH! JIMMY WINS

[Baiko]

Uploaded by the comedian, bit attention seeking. Well, that's exactly what comedians do for living.

[surfs1man]

at least he has a girlfriend ohhhhhhhhhhhh and by the way i do not

[kalai131]

@surfs1man make out with your mom's sister or friend, now you have a girlfriend, happy?

[Thiery2864]

he took this heckle like a goddamn pro xD

[RHBRoberts]

@MrCorkydork..........fail!

[OhShitDidHeDie]

This guy's fucking hilarious.

[MrCorkydork]

I like the comedian but if i was the heckler I LITERALLY would have shot the comedian in the chest cavity for hitting on my girlfriend. "who's laughing now funny man," as he bleeds out on stage.

[MegaSammich]

@MrCorkydork

no you wouldnt have

and you dont have a girlfriend

[Jchristiant]

@MrCorkydork yah i'm sure you would have mr. tough guy... you're super cool!

[TerribleTSi]

@MrCorkydork i would be laughing because you're a loser. he makes fun of you so you cry, pull out a weapon, and SHOOT him in the middle of an act. in your fantasy world does everybody stand up and applaud you for being an ignorant cowboy or does reality set in and you realize you are insane for discharging a weapon in a public establishment cuz you couldn't take joke as you are hauled off to prison for first degree murder. GUILTY!

[MetalWingedWolf]

@TerribleTSi Second Degree. Just sayin'

[Antidote302]

@TerribleTSi I thought first degree murder was PLANNED murder, not manslaughter?

[11alphabet11]

@TerribleTSi not to troll, but that's aggrivated (3rd degree) murder, not first degree. First degree is planned out.

[jimmicrackhead12]

@TerribleTSi dude, I seen you get smashed anyway

[SkInHoUnD]

@TerribleTSi no one has a fucking clue what you just said

[mmmmmmmmmGARY]

@SkInHoUnD How do you work that one out? At least 71 people agreed with him dumbass.

[darkhellhero]

@TerribleTSi sir, that comment was amazing

[sinistar99]

@TerribleTSi I think that would be second degree murder.

[ibrodinho]

@MrCorkydork Is that right? Mr. Corkydork.

[gspsucks]

@MrCorkydork i dont think hes interested in your old fat mom anyway

[wikiwikiwee1]

@MrCorkydork no.... no you would not. hey just like the dude in the video you have thoroughly embarrassed yourself!

[BillyG800]

@MrCorkydork LAWLZ TOTALLY BRO

[TheDaveBloom]

@MrCorkydork You actually wouldn't because you're a scared coward.

[videogamerkid546]

@MrCorkydork Don't breed...Ever...



[moonomatic]

@MrCorkydork There are 3 things wrong with your comment.

1. You wouldn't have the balls to actually do that.

2. You don't have a girlfriend. Boyfriend maybe, but no girlfriend.

3. You wouldn't even get into the club in the first place loser.

[TheIshAnt77]

@MrCorkydork If you are that insecure about your relationship with your girlfriend that you'd need to SHOOT someone for hitting on her, than that's pretty sad. I mean I'd be upset if some dude hit on my girlfriend, but I'd just tell them to piss off, or at most sock em in the jaw if they were rude to her, but fuckin shoot someone?

[flairmonkey]

@MrCorkydork You need to keep these dark fantasies in your head.. I feel bad for your significant other due to your possessive and violent nature

[UncleSlippie]

@MrCorkydork

Successful troll.

[decimus81]

@MrCorkydork lol look out its an internet toughie! people like you who talk tough online are the real jokes lol, and hillarious ones, thanks for the laugh mate, now go back to molesting your pillow, sorry, ''girlfriend'' :) i know how angry we get when we dont call it that.

[mmmmmmmmmGARY]

@MrCorkydork Come on, your a virgin needle dick arn't you? ;)

[ShowMeConservatism]

@MrCorkydork Sure you would. I mean, after all, you would've been an ignorant asshole in calling him out and heckling him, and then would've literally killed him in public view of everyone at the club, because he took your shit and sent it right back. After all, that's how "Mr. Corkydork" rolls...right into prison for being an asshole, a moron, and a uber-sensitive badass.

[joshspiker]

@MrCorkydork You'd get socked in the head before you could draw your weapon faggot. And he'd still steal your girlfriend. HAHA.

[FallingAwake1000]

Great job Jimmy!! I think it's about time I contact you and get back up on stage again Its been a while. Hope all is well!

[PHATPHATBBALL]

no ones listening to you call it a day LMAO

[greggb777]

Owned!



[bortnick61]

hahaha funny

[aschellz]

damnit who was the feature act??

[RoseBloodBlack]

i wonder if they practice? This is awesoem!!!

[JulietsMan]

HECKLER SHREDDED.......next?

[geepeeone]

This is the next best pwnage, next only to Joe Rogan's destruction of the penquin girl.

[ajamm123]

I thought the title said "Comedian hits heckler's girlfriend".......

I was disappointed.

[LighterOfDewbies]

@ajamm123 By "hit", do you mean "punch", something more along a sexual line?

[MrAmbidex1]

@ajamm123 you and 191 people are dyslexic as all hell

[HeroesRox5]

@ajamm123 It was a little misleading,

I thought it said "Comedian Hits HITLERS girlfriend,I was like oh man this will be a treat.

In the end it was a good video and I was happy!

[dustin69798]

@ajamm123 Ha! me too. Just as disappointed...

[geragna]

@ajamm123 655 thumbs up on your comment, and 655 dislikes on the video. Hmm I do blieve that you did not dislike it, tohugh you are the leader of the dislikers.

[JayhawkJazzy]

@ajamm123 Bahahahaha!!!

[basicoptimalmouse]

@ajamm123 most comment likes ive ever seen bro haha.

[bigdaddy0522]

@ajamm123 LOFL

[1Pantikian]

@bigdaddy0522 laughing on floor laughing lol

[17KRyan]

Damn fried.

[muffinsco]

Don't fuck with Jimmy Meritt.

[traviskearney]

I would have assaulted him after the bj line. Just a little jail.

[Clydieooo]

@traviskearney

Well that would just make you an idiot.

If you heckle and he has a better come back, you either have another, better come back, or admit defeat.

Starting throwing punches and you're a cock.

[yOsHiBrO]

@traviskearney If you can't take shit, don't give shit. Grow a pair of balls.

[Jason011987]

@traviskearney Surely you should be more concerned with be retarded enough to put yourself in that position in the first place.

[Andragon90]

@traviskearney don't heckle if you ain't ready to be ridiculed. Serves his bitch ass right.

[doomsy]

@traviskearney If you aren't able to take what he says then don't speak up in the first place. That guy deserved everything said to him. I just feel bad for the GF

[sebaz1982]

@doomsy how can you feel he deserved everything while feeling bad for his gf? u make me feel sad for YOUR gf, if u have one. and no i dont know if she deserved a relationship with you (haha)

[mphst6]

@traviskearney How would you like it if someone came to your job and started fucking with you for no reason? Then, when you have a problem with it, they assault you and say "Just a little jail." Hecklers are idiots.

[DntTlkAbtFightClub]

@traviskearney haha i bet you would have bro, you tough mother fucker sitting behind a computer, dude your gf sucked my cock and then i fucked her so hard and busted a nut on that mouth that you kiss, come and find me. Only a little jail right? :D

[supercj476]

hecklers: the original trolls

[TouchingYou]

Am I the only performer who loves hecklers? I truly enjoy them and like to figure out what makes them tick. EX: when one yelled out "you suck" I instantly said "your girlfriend's nipples"! Even he loved that one! I win my hecklers over. When they upset the performer, I think the heckler has won. I have fun with being heckled. Most people are too sensitive.

[Grimnance]

owned just owned

[ThoughtCriminal4]

good save brotha.

[offthelinegt]

AWSOME!!! That was great to see

[JIDAYAH1981]

mental midget hecklers lol, dont go to war unprepared.

[blamemama]

Good stuff, man.

[bigstabby]

I never understood hecklers. Why would you make fun of a guy on a stage, with a mic and a spotlight on him, who's job is to make jokes and make fun of people. You're just going to get decimated and your girl is going to either be embarrassed to be around you or at the very least, you won't get laid that night. Most likely both.

[2010Barbon]

Guy who heckled him before he started needed that.

[thomasinnorway]

those who cant get laid by looks alone....do comedy ;)

[MoltenPlastic]

@thomasinnorway We do what we must. :)

[chevythunder09]

@thomasinnorway They either do comedy or they have a shit ton of money!

[pisswizzard]

Best comeback - Harry Hill

'You're an idiot' - from woman in the audience

'Well, ma'am, I may be an idiot but I'm safe in the knowledge that when I go home, I've got a nice chicken in the oven'

[fvckben]

that comedian is such a fuckign nerd burger i would love to kick his head in

[anytingbu]

@fvckben

Well your a faggot and bcuz u would want that for someone who never did shit too you. i would love to cave ur fuckin head in. and i will if ur down

[tom9730]

@anytingbu

Learn to spell, you fucking retarded dumbass!

[coldheartless1990]

@anytingbu I'll cave both your heads in with a little finger then set my Rottweiler on you both....isn't this a fun game

[AATCkneegrow]

@coldheartless1990

i dont think you have a rottweiler.

[Postie218]

@fvckben yea, sure you would tough guy

[KarinMikazuki]

@fvckben

I am a psychologist and I read between the lines of your text that you are secretly inlove with this man and to supress your desire to have his genitals within your buttcheeks you feel as though you need to reinforce aggression to distance yourself from intimacy.

Look, im gonna send you a number through a PM to a great psychologist, she can surely help you.

[c4r50n1]

@fvckben Nerd burger?

[rocksmusicsurfgirl]

@fvckben did you know nerdy guys have the biggest d*cks, so I'm pretty sure the girlsare gonna remember someone like him a lot that they'll remember u hun

[jackdtroughton]

@rocksmusicsurfgirl That's an erroneous generalization, I think.

[JamJHolmes]

@fvckben U r a real winner there sport. Go live in the mountains, away from society, do us all a favor.

[DAFTKLOK1]

Don't fuck with a guy who has a mic