Fellini

[chopin65]

Oh, by the way, this is totally out of Stardust Memories by Woody Allen, and doesn't even remotely have a stylistic similarity to Fellini.

[ChurchOfBlow]

@chopin65 Yes mother.

[chopin65]

@ChurchOfBlow You are funny.

[ChurchOfBlow]

There's one line which is an obvious nod to Stardust Memories, yes. The script was called "Fellini", and had as much to do with Fellini as the "Shakespeare" video had to do with Shakespeare (though I do hope you'll make a point of commenting that it bears no stylistic similarity to Shakespeare, for completist sake). But when I was editing I thought the footage looked beautiful in black and white and went well with Nina Rota music, so that's what I did.

[chopin65]

Can you really pull off a deconstruction of yourself before you have become a hasbin?

[Joshe918]

This is amazing..bernards face is so expressive. Especially when he says "we can always..." in that alluring way and then theyre only skimming stones bahahaha

[heavell99]

You know what? I'll bet my college money that the woman in this video... is his real life girlfriend... Completely betraying the women (of all ages) who fan over him, wishing one day to have an audience with this supposed "Bernard Smith".

I do not know what I want to believe, but I don't want to discover the truth...

... for fear it would break my heart.

[ChurchOfBlow]

@heavell99 ...or relieve you of your college money?

[heavell99]

@ChurchOfBlow ... Well, I wasn't expecting any reply at all. I've sorted out my thoughts and reached a new conclusion. Which is, you don't exist.

[ChurchOfBlow]

@heavell99 I'm not sure I agree.

[bazodee2]

bravo bravo bellissimo

[strangeworth]

Again,brilliant!

[jawharp1992]

The inside jokes make this video great. You really have to watch CoB videos to understand most of it.

[Renegade30]

thats awesome loving it

[kanzeon53]

such a sweet ironic condensation of Fellini ... through the lens of Bernard K. Smith ... so comic ... you have got to start making your own movies ... on the example of Guy Maddin ... cheap, cheap, cheap ... but so brilliant

[impikmin]

lololol

[narusakagami]

s'good to see some classic humor on youtube for once.

[monomij]

god dang man, you're so much funnier than that cunt John Cameltoe, why can't you write and direct your own hollywood movies!

[TuriChef]

oh god.....

[jhentros]

heeeeeeeeeeeh

[Lascivious144]

Let's face it Mr.Smith, you could have done better.

[henryforshaw]

brill

[strawberryXswirl]

ooomg put more vids up

i miss them

going through a bernard drought is no fun

[gearofduty2012]

nice one dude

[dante224real1]

its just

unbelievably great

i still think fascist sandwich is your best work

keep these pieces of masterpieces coming!!!!

(i wouldnt mind seeing another ode to a clockwork orange either)

[wolffenhaus]

your a fucking genius. so is the girl. fuck you both.

[awoolgow]

awesmome

[arabnerah]

hah i loved this!

[sillysillytom]

bravo bravo!

[Lascivious144]

MOAR!

[goldmember0072001]

"oh fuck it" hahahahahahaaa mr bernard you are amazing, its sad that you rarely put up some new videos

[ElderHostile]

Hey, I miss you. Make some more videos, please.

[FCLeeger]

ah yes... poor girl

[Istojataachatearme]

Trash the hat

[Noyjeetut]

LOL

[Robocrat]

XD!!!

[NotocKelevRa]

Oak I think you have some server type of brain deficiency. Anways love the video loved the ending.

[OakTheDestroyer]

all his other videos have large numbers of viewings, maybe the lack of viewers for this video shows how much this video SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

[ChurchOfBlow]

At least you finally unsubscribed. I feared for your sanity.

[impikmin]

MOAR.

[Grimm128]

BERNARD I MISS YOU SO MUCH!

[andreealaura30]

PLEASE DONT READ THIS!In 1971 a guy named Kyle an his girlfriend Emily were in side a house that was said to claim peoples lives if they entered the house.The next morning a guy named Alex saw fingernail marks on the door.if you dont post this to 5 videos, youll be getting a visit from Kyle and Emily tonight!WARNING:this has been proved to be real,i value my life!whoever reads this may God be with you! I TRULY DO APOLOGIZE!!! PS i got this from another vid ( i am not taking my chances

[wheateater]

only 6k views?

[wheateater]

Keep practicing that wrist action.

[wheateater]

I think I fell asleep during the last Fellini movie I watched. The theatre was very big and dark.

[wheateater]

And then leaves us again.

[arnarXx]

how come youre not a partner anymore?

[smileyousee]

greatttttttttttttt video make more please

[MacNair]

Make more videos.

[Inaneen]

Bernard where are you? Not making any videos, have you escaped into a non-virtual world? If you have I want to know in which film can we see you???

[ihateniagara]

love it

[keyz32]

it was great

[HollyandPhoenix]

hahaha

[Lionsgrrr]

BRAVISSIMO! Va molto bene!

[spidermanfreak]

Wow I remember being in your Stickam when this chick came on and the video idea was hatched. Very good she did a great job as did you.

[BaconDemocracy]

Me to, i was TheBlondeGentleman LOL woah that was ages ago!

[pjbrubak]

Where was this shot?

[Baudacity]

Nice one Bernard

Keep up the good work

[Loot1377]

Because, putting a film in black and white IMMEDIATELY raises it to a Stanley Kubrick level of genius... that, and having the protagonist not get laid.

[OakTheDestroyer]

OMG! your such a kiss ass.

[Loot1377]

1. I don't know you.

2. The comment was meant to be overtly sarcastic, with some irony mixed in.

3. You misspelled... you're.

4. Do yourself a favor - GET A FUCKING LIFE.

[OakTheDestroyer]

OMG i misspelled YOU'RE .. OMG!!!!!! YOU'RE still a kiss ass!!!!  pucker up buttercup.

[OakTheDestroyer]

omg this video sucks monkey balls and also drinks the juices.

[6fjack]

another great vid. wow.

[crazybilby]

Hahaha! It's a rule of the church of blow if you're this close to a persons house... well that was quite amusing :)

[persianscomeandgetth]

great actor really, i don't see why he's not in major motion pictures.

[mrpeteblack]

poor bernard smith!!!!

[chiefofrice]

bernard do you have any friends or do you live with her

[BRAINONBOARD]

GOD says that you are quite religious! So you haven't to humble your self to much. I'm really nothing special!

[BRAINONBOARD]

THE LORD says that you should read the Book of Revelation 7. There is a personal message for you to find on this page!

[Freekling]

You're a strange strange man Brain.

[Azrepheal]

Encore :)

[dantediv]

BRAVO!!! BRAVISSIMO!!! TI AMOOOO!!!

[Nic33rd]

That was so amazing. So worth the wait. =]

[DKfansown]

it's ok bernard smIth, if time is infinite then how can we measure it? our lives might be the dichotomy paradox. when you sleep the other you will get the girl, guy, or your cup of tea.

[NobuoNomura]

RUN, COLLETE, RUN! AND DON'T LOOK BACK! lxD

[slagathor23]

8 months for this? It was worth it. Great to see a new video!

[Darkinsigniosis]

Do you have a blue police box you could take a girl back to?

Well, if that ain't the sexiest pick-up line ever...

[Fraidnaught]

I can't believe you stole my idea to subtitle a video in Foreignese, you Hacks!

No wonder the only video I've ever made is a pathetic slide-show of Godzilla pictures, with all you vultures leeching off my brilliance it's a wonder I even get up in the morning.

[Offlian]

Thank SOBEK Bernard lives!!!

[/not_gentle]

[danwgelok]

You are a genius!

[furiizu]

Yes.

[Mysticwindzz]

Beautiful! You were so close!!

[elizabetoorose]

Love the Buck impersonation!

[PSNTheMoleMan]

oh fuck it

[agentkro]

LOL Dante Alighieri for Screenplay. Did anyone else pick up on that?

[theblackparade1039]

:) Bernard! Bernard! Ahh, Bernard! That wrist-action line makes up for EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING! ALL the lame videos, since and hence and even this one...

[NocriZle]

funny

[superfisto]

Where was this filmed?

[leadbellydan]

A few comedic mistranslations in the subtitles would have been the marmite on the toast but still very enjoyable and beautifully shot.

Always good to have new CoB and this new actress is wonderful.

[fuzziefaerie]

Worth the wait, just don't make us wait again.

[Moresville]

"Not since I was eleven."

[lonesomemajor]

"its bigger on the inside!"

that was so awesome!!!!!!

[MightyDeslongchamps]

OMG THANK YOU IT"S BEEN TO LONGG

[luckiestmommy]

Beautiful and funny and worth waiting for!

[luckiestmommy]

Bernard! I swear to God I was justing thinking today 'why aren't there any ChurchofBlow videos'! You can be relieved I no longer have to get up and come over there.

[VerbalAikido]

very entertaining..nicely done

[kanzeon53]

layers and layers

funnier every time I watch it

[camperkid]

He Returns!!!

[JohnBScott86]

Very nice! You're still as cute as ever.

[ElGonzoMayor]

You are good! man! LOL

I guess you'll have to carry the weight of the Church of Blow for the rest of your days!

and by the way... sorry that happened to you so close to home...

[organizedanarchy]

Nice to have something new from you again =)

[3101010]

Its nice to see you cant play a gay guy.. Some people are way to good at it.

[UncleVRoy]

Man she is something else!!

[indy4242]

Just mentioning it was pretty fun.

"It's one of the rules of the Church of Blow that if you're this close to a person's house you have to- oh."

[6cheesy6]

finally again a maasterpiece by you

[indy4242]

Is this the Bernard vid from September that you mentioned in your blog?

[weepingprophet]

This is the one.

[AMPSPro]

It was trying to be a parody of too many things. Bernard take one thing and parody that. It gives the plot focus. Screenwriting 101.

[weepingprophet]

The script was perfectly straightforward and didn't parody anything. The style was added on.

Oh, and you're addressing a fictional character.

[AMPSPro]

oh sorry... I'm kinda tired. I meant too many themes or something...sorry I really don't know why a said that.Well...keep up the good work.

[Difahrint]

Alright, this sucked. I'm unsubscribing...I can appreciate something well made but this isn't the same sort of witty and consistent humor I'd expect from Bernard. Overall...this just sucked.

[weepingprophet]

Finally! A public unsubscription!

Fetch the champagne!

[dancingwasteland]

Only 11,000 give or take to go and you should be in pretty good shape!

[weepingprophet]

Oh, I don't want to lose them all (though most of them are probably dead accounts anyway). It's just a lot more fun when people do it publicly.

[organicprankster]

On the other hand, I do want to lose them all. I won't be happy until each and every one of these people is subscribed to thelonelyisland instead. "Shaky exposition" and "too many themes" obscuring the plot is all part of my master-plan for devastating the ChurchOfBlow subscriber base. Unfortunately most people seem to get this one perfectly well, so it's going to take longer than I'd anticipated. Still: Mwuhahaha, etc, etc.

[ChurchOfBlow]

Ah, but how bad would it have to get before we unsubscribed from our own channel? There lies the real challenge.

[outterspaces]

Absolutely Brilliant!

"Simon Cowell"

[BabieshatetheBible]

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[RasistSpaceMonkey]

Finlaly your back, depite my poor spelling I look forward to your new videos!

Welcome Back

[kanzeon53]

densely packed humour, verbally, visually ... loved Cornelius, but this is comedy at a higher level, like Fellini ...

[LoreleiMission]

Without the thumbsdown feature I can't volunteer my pointless opinion about Oak. lol.

[pseudograph]

Worth the wait. As always, boys, it's brilliant.

[LanfearLaguielle]

Nice video :D I like it :D

Sometimes I think subtitles aren't quite accurate, but it doesn't ruin the whole work.

I'm glad to read you care so much about your videos. Eight months it's a very long time, and I wanna thank you, 'cause someway I feel you did it for me too :P

Dante Alighieri is an art name, a tribuite or really someone in your team had such "wicked" parents? Here in Italy that name would be source of eternal unhappiness, since everybody would joke about it :P

[Aieiebrazo81]

Ciao, avevo dato una mano a Bernard per la traduzione...quali sono i punti che non tornano? solo per capire i pezzi che non ho reso bene...anche se credo che abbia cambiato lo script nella parte finale...e poi messo i sottotitoli senza sapere cosa significassero.

ciao

g.

[LanfearLaguielle]

Sono molto accurati per quasi tutto il video, il punto critico secondo me è nel punto "what the buck?"dove si sovrappongono in effetti tantissime tracce audio, e i sottotitoli non sono che una minima parte di ciò che viene detto. Ovviamente essendo il video rivolto a un pubblico (credo) anglofono il problema non si pone, ma provando a leggere solo i sottotitoli senza sforzarsi di capire quello che viene detto a mio avviso è davvero difficile capire perchè lei lo pianta lì :P

Ciao!

D

[db9mady]

jokes

[itsadryheat]

Good stuff! Welcome back!

[JamesD567]

5 stars, great job jeremiah. Beautiful girl too.

[EddieLandsberg]

Glad you're back...

YOU TUBE has been lame without you, Danny Domino and the belated Doc Rusty.

[OakTheDestroyer]

this video is stupid,,,, it took you all this time to make this shit?

[weepingprophet]

Yes. That is a perfectly reasonable assumption to make. I devoted the last eight months of my life to making a YouTube video, hoping it would meet the exacting standards of you, OakTheDestroyer. It's been up for three days. Did it take you that long to compose your comment?

[OakTheDestroyer]

if i saw this video 3 days ago , i would just of said it sucked earlier.

[weepingprophet]

And if I'd made the video eight months ago, you would've said it sucked then.

Glad we could clear that up.

[OakTheDestroyer]

YES. i am very happy we were able to clearify this situation. the only thing we did not cover is , HOW i come to my decision of this videos suckiness. i watched it in the hopes of being entertained, ( judged by your previous work ) , while i was watching this car crash , i started deducting suck points for every second of my life this video wasted. it started at OK, then went to suck , suckes hard , sucks donkey balls and then eventully it went to the shit category. sidenote : mmm butterscotch

[organicprankster]

Actually, you still haven't covered how you came to your decision that the video "sucked." You haven't raised a single substantive point; you've effectively made the tautologous remark that the video sucks because it sucks. This is an emotional reflex, not a criticism.

I advise you to unsubscribe. If you disliked this video so much, it's unlikely there'll be much for you to enjoy in future ones. Seek your entertainment elsewhere. There's plenty out there that may be more suited to your tastes.

[OakTheDestroyer]

hehehe

[headfullofhollow]

possibly old oak face is paying homage to 'youtube is my life', in which case he is simultaneously astute and obtuse in his remarks; 'you suck!'- an hilarious portrait of an idiot youtuber..or am i giving the destroyer too much credit...

[skulper34]

Doctor Who FTW

[genocidetorrent]

brilliant.

[BlackandWhiteScarf]

Wow, I have no idea why, but I really loved this video. Weird.

[magnum32b]

lol, get bucked

[Brianemcd]

ahahahahaha the bowler

[zythepsarian]

great skit

[file83]

That was a trippy video, it felt like a dream I had...or wait, was that real?

[bret04101]

Great video. All in favor of more Colette?

[somegreybloke]

Aye!

[leadbellydan]

Seconded.

[ROBwithaB]

Funny.

Now give me Celeste's number.

[RabeDesGottes]

Dante allowed himself to be rejoined with his Beatrice... and yet he would allow one quickie for a desperately lonely Smith-with-an-"I"?

What a bastard.

[AmateurAstronaut]

L'atto finale non sembra del tutto perfetto, ma non sono sicuro di come potrebbe essere altrimenti chiuso. Ancora in alto a 1% del video su YT.

[lcorinth]

I've missed your videos.

A line reminded me of "Stardust Memories" -

"I like your movies, especially the early, funny ones."

[AllenbysEyes]

Not your best work, but still pretty darn funny. Nice to have you back.

[jloiterer]

I skipped 30 seconds of it- but I still rated it, is that ok? If I rated it a 3? Sorry Bernard I was pressed for time.

[zeno111111]

my dates usually don't last this long

Too authentically gay great stuff

great camera work by Mathew B

[kiannaluv21]

lol you can have me :)

[amaron62305]

That was great. But maike more muvies betch.

[cushie32]

It was nice to see that among my 3 new videos of What the Buck, there was this video.

I loved it!

[avacadodance]

that was adorable ~*^__^*~ at last, somthing actually worth watching on youtube

[jCwel]

well done mate

[wsegal]

Good work. And may I request that we see a LOT more of her?

[AntiCliche]

Can I have your autograph? If you don't have pen, we could always go back to my place, I have TONS of pens.

[UnCreativeBeliever]

haha this is very nice :)

[robtran]

Somewhere, Fellini is smiling. Great to have you back, dude!

[buzigems]

Back and in top form, wonderful.

[Vamps17]

Ah! So close! :P. That was very funny! It was nice to see a video by you again, you have such a wonderful sense of humour.

[Freekling]

Haha, that was soooo cute! I felt bad for him at the end, he started acting so desperate.

[thatisawkward]

I really enjoyed that a lot. A lot of the stuff of youtube is crap but are really quality entertainment.

[CommentorX]

Moral of the Story: Never channel a gay man until after the sex is completed.

[LisaNova]

You are so talented

[cynicaldemon]

I agree.

[xxxchaindrive]

Cock blocked by Michael Buckley, oh the humanity.

[FenrirOmega13]

The first time i watched this video it was upside down. I figured that Bernard was trying to be cheeky or cleaver. I spent the whole video wondering how and why Bernard had done this topsy turvy act. I wondered if it was because of the theory that if you watch something upside down long enough it will rightly orient itself cause everything you look at is upside down anyway. Then I moved on to a new video and realized it was April 1st. Damn...

[FenrirOmega13]

BTW I know how to spell clever, its just an inside joke. That said, I enjoyed this much better the right way up.

[pjbrubak]

I'm in love with your co-star, Bernard.

[americancolt]

about fucking time!!! that was long past due!

[Unenthusiasticly]

A true master of shorts.

[strawberryXswirl]

"I get to practise my wrist action a lot" ahahha