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  • this guy is such a clown...but he's been good to my Bulls not to mention he punked that white bread no-talent assclown mcroberts

  • @timdgourley Well he's doing better than the average guy. He made it to the NBA and is a good player. It's pretty damn hard to make it to the NBA...so I take my hat off to him. He'll do big things in the future.

  • I remember noah when he was on the gators...but he is a draft bust

  • he is not ugly.

  • @KaeseyAndo he's not..ppl r blind...i even think he looks better today.

  • "Enough of dis U kno what im sayin so Yea we gon do it BIG! ALL DAY! ALL NITE! Doin Huge! U guys have no idea what im talkin about what im sayin dat... But Bu But But MY BOYS KNO! DA GATOR BOYS KNO WAT IM TALKIN ABOUT! DA GATOR BOYS KNO WAT IM TALKIN ABOUT!!!" I EFFIN LOVE NOAH!!!

  • WHAT THE HELL! NOAH IS NOT UGLY AT ALL! ARE YOU PEOPLE BLIND TO NOT SEE HIS EPIC AWESOMENESS?!

  • @famepathable LMAO IKR!?

  • Noah is a beast idk what yall talkin about...lmao at these comments tho

  • Hes talkin about the cocaine lmao he got busted with it before

  • @mrbosnian78 wtf are U talkin about?!!!! "ugly ppl always get injured"? wow

  • YAYYYYYYYYYY YAY!!

  • Noah's ugly as fuck. Ugly people always get injured.

  • @MrBosnian78 what does that even mean

  • @MrDillythekid Ugly players always get injured. I.e. Chris Kaman, Joakim Noah, Andrew Bogut

  • I met both of them dudes brewer and Noah @ my job both r cool dudes!!

  • he can hardly talk

  • i agree with Seth Davis when he said after the game that Joakim Noah should do the championship game speech every year. =)

    his speech the year before was great. he said "we gonna shine all day all night! (to professors) please, don't be mad at us if we don't do our little homeworks in the next couple weeks, cuz we gonna shine in Gainesville!"

  • peopl can hate noah but cuz of him and d rose n boozer they made da bullz number 3 on the power rankings (12-23-10 check ESPN). whick means they are the shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bulls gonna surpise everybody.

  • man he is fucking stupid

  • @fastbreakr how is he stupid. Hes a professional athlete now and is an all star caliber player..

  • @DirektaMatt you dont have to be smart to play or be good at basketball. there is basketball IQ, and then there is IQ. Completely different

  • @fastbreakr he is only trying to have some fun

  • my gator boys know!

  • God Joakim Noah is a dumb retarded faggot.

  • 178 can't do it big...all day, all night!

  • what a fucking homo. and i love the guy with his kid.haha

  • Noah is one of a few that I've seen in NBA who's (1) good on the court (2) down-to-earth off the court (3) plays with his heart, has great passion for the game, and isn't afraid of challenging the so called "players/teams destined to win the championship", ie. "Fake-king" James... much respect for this man

  • @sattaravy Got a couple of teammates from the bulls that are like that too

  • By far the most repulsive looking "person" in sports history. Just a despicable combination of raw ugliness and vomit inducing smugness. My soul cries with every painful glance of this mangy piece of shit. Despite the agony I go through looking at him, hearing him talk is infinitely worse. I hope Ben Roethlisberger rapes him.

  • He's the reason I hate the Bulls right now. Jordan era Bulls were immaculate, now Noah makes them trash.

  • Noah's a fucking chihuahua. I don't hate on the bulls though, just this queer

  • @yudiputay You're a tool.

    Noah is a beast- the Bulls are good because of him. Him and D Rose have lifted the Bulls from complacency, to challenging the best team in the league in a good and worthy series.

  • @lidgerwood And you're a fool. I don't care about how he does his shit on the court, I don't watch a lot of bulls games I just said he's fucking ugly as shit, it's my opinion, and there's nothing you can do about it. Fuck off

  • lol its funny that particular player came with his son ahhahahaha

  • That was the ugliest basketball team EVER!!

  • HAHAHAHH. true.

  • he sounds like a straight up thug.

  • There is your leading rebounder for the NBA

  • Thats one cracked out Noah

  • I miss that UF team, I think that was the best team ever as far as chemistry goes. And one of the best teams ever as far as skill goes.

  • Noah = biggest queer ever

  • what an ugly dumbfuck

  • pretty intelligent for a black

  • lol thats racist as fuck but funny

  • all the haters can bash on noah all they want, but u gotta respect his hustle and passion for the game. he may say some douchebag things (as evidenced by this video) and he may be ugly, but i'd be psyched to have him on my team.

  • "and he may be ugly" ahahahahaha

  • word

  • @bulletproofmonk288 they don't hustle or play with passion in the nba man. have you watched the games recently? it's the most boring shit next to being stuck in traffic.

  • Passion, yes. Speaking legible English, no.

  • @bulletproofmonk288 YOU HIT IT ON THE HEAD MY MAN. Noah says the stupidest shit and its hilarious but he is a very talented and entertaining athlete. America will realize it soon.... when the bulls get Lebron!

  • @bulletproofmonk288 "may be ugly"??? I don't think that is in question. He is the definition of ugly!

  • @bulletproofmonk288 i respect and admire all that but the guy is a douchebag

  • His form might not be the best, and he might not be a supermodel.. but hes is the nba and your not.

  • ugliest side winning freee throw ive ever encountered

  • actually...

    he's averaging 11pts 12.4 reb per game in the playoffs. that's a double double average...solid as hell.

    he averaged 7pt 7.6 reb and 1.4 blk per game in the season...that's solid for 24 minutes a game. that's really solid. 12 extra minutes and that's a double double average.

    looking at his splits, in february and march he was nearly averaging double doubles. he's improving. dunno where people are getting 6 points 3 rebounds...that's just absurd.

  • this dood avg's about 3 points, 4 rebounds per game. solid imo.

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

  • BUT BU BUT BUT MY GTOR BOYS NO

  • you might want to check on that "reality check". I think Noah is doing just fine.

  • He had one good playoff game. He averages 6 points and 3 rebounds for the season. He's still an ingnorant Douchbag, and really don't take your biased opinion of him seriously since i see the word "Gator" in your name.

  • I guess we should not take yours seriously either since we don't know what your bias stance might be. They only thing notable on your page is a "wrestling reference". No there is "reality"....Right?

  • look i'm entitled to my opinion. I don't care what you say. I have nothing against the Gator's. I actually like a lot of their teams and i like Billy Donovan a lot. I just don't care for Noah at all. He showed no class during that title run. I mean the video above is proof. And by the way i made that comment about him 2 years ago!!! I haven't thought about that scrub since. lol

  • hindsight is 20/20 I guess. Your comment made one think that you believed he would be nothing in the NBA. My opinion is different. Glad I could also renew the love between you and him. I see he has a special place in your heart (3 favorite videos of him). I wish we had someone with his fire on the current Gator BB team.

  • i bet those boys were runnin trains on the florida cheerleaders when they got back to g-ville. they KNOW how to party at Florida!

  • jok noah is grrrreat !

  • noah is an idiot , nothing but an overachiever

  • watch a bulls game these days and you would not say that or else you would be saying something ridiculous.

  • i have watched bulls game ,thats why i said it , hes just about an energy guy like Cavs Varejao

  • Come watch us dance on AlienIdol2!

  • shut the fuck up joakim. you got 8 points and 3 boards that game.

    what the hell were you thinking, chicago?

  • Oh, between Noah or a dud in Spencer Hawes and his outside shooting and lack of rebounding.

    Noah just needs to bulk up this offseason. He has been playing very well as of late.

  • that's right. these non bulls fans do not see how much better noah is playing. he is a keeper and will be in nba for a long time.

  • give him time. he "gon do it big" in the NBA. GO BULLS!

  • to bad you have been reduced to being the hype man for the chicago bulls

  • I expect nothing less from Gainesville...gotta love the 20 year old players bringing their kids onto the court as well...

  • florida jus seems to be addicted to winning national titles lately havent they

  • what the fuck WAS he talking about?

  • Noah is another case of a guy living the dream of being a legendary College Basketball player but also living the nightmare of beinbg one of the worse players in the NBA today.

  • Only problem is Oden totally exposed Noah this championship game for being VERY overrated

    Oden totally dominated him and to be honest, the big bad Noah was totally intimidated by Oden

    Noah is a Joke and he'll always be known as having been a total scared Pussy the last game as a college player here

    Against Oden he did NOTHING, zero

  • I agree with your assessment completely. I remember after the 2006 NCAA Tourney he was touted as a top 3 Draft Pick. Then after the 2007 NCAA Tourney you are right he got exposed which dropped him to barely in the top 10 of the draft. I am a huge Chicago Bulls fan and I have had enough of Joke'em Noah. He shows no heart and just lives in the NBA to be the class clown. I have had it with him.

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  • hey man. im naked!!

    IM BOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOoOo­ored!!! WY

  • Then describe why, he acts like a 5 yr old, every game, oh wait forgot, he's to busy doin drugs, and being made fun of. Hahahahaha

  • you know if i was being paid millions of dollars to act like a 5 year old and take drugs... i might just consider that!

  • he got too excited

  • stop hating on noah. The Gator bball team dominated with the same starting 5 two years in a row and he played a huge role in that. If the gators sucked, you haters out there probably wouldnt even care, but since the gators are such a dominant university it bothers you guys. so hate all you want suckers while the Gators continue to win title after title............ and let me guess u probably hate Tim Tebow to because he is a beast......

    GO GATORS.... ALL DAY BABY

  • What a retard

  • I like how he act hella hard and his dad is a tennis player/reggae star making millions and his mom is a supermodel from sweden. Someone should bitchslap joakim noah, I used to be a fan, but he's a retarted twit.

  • he lookes like a retarded crackhead and he sucks ass for the bulls

  • Joakim Noah: Douche Bag

  • I can't understand him at all. Was he speaking piglatin?

  • I guess we do know what he was talking about.

  • I think he's on pot. Wait a minute... He got busted.

  • Yes he got arrested for an open container and having weed.

  • He's an idiot.

  • on the sidewalk and he was by himself

  • funny thing is he only had 8 points n 3 rewbounds

  • You have no idea how gay Noah is... Florida can't even win the NIT tournament, losing to UMass? Too bad the Gay-tors have only beaten the Vols once in the past 4 years.

  • yeah boyyyyyyyyyy, you aint got no idea !!!! he likes mennnnnnn!!!!

  • Wasn't that after he graduated? What does that have to do with anything? Seriously.

  • Say NIT all you want..who got back to back championships? Not the pussycats

  • Well it's nice to know his professors and his classes have helped him with his communication skills...

  • English Noah English

  • he's cool wish he'd come to cleveland

  • Its not going to be the same without him...

  • GAYTA BOYZ!!!

  • all that matters is his boys know...THE GATOR BOYS KNOW!

  • Haters below...lol

  • i don't think he knows what he is talking about...

  • Your NBA teammates had you benched asshole

    You don't know what they talkin about

    Faggot

  • thats why he replaced ben wallace and if you still disagree he put up 30 rebounds against big ben last night

  • 20 rebounds, not 30

  • You remember running your mouth a few days ago. IN YOUR FUCKING FAGGOT GAYTOR FACE and that was without our 2 best players Patterson and Meeks. FUCK YOU ENJOY THE NIT

  • Running my mouth? i was defending joakim noah that had nothing to do with florida being better than kentucky, relax also wow good job way to beat practically the youngest team in the NCAA in your own stadium on senior day with making lucky prayer shots with 2 seconds left on the shot clock

  • LOL, I love the excusses. I love in your fucking faggot gaytor face

  • finally you were able to break the streak in basketball after 7 in a row i was starting to wonder if you guys still played basketball now try and break the streak in football of 20something in a row

  • OOOHHH think your a tough guy,fucking flordia gaytor faggot. Enjoy the fucking NIT, you had 2 years of glory in basketball and now it is over.LOL,LOL, LOL, LOL

  • tough guy? what are you talking about, and your right those glory years are over but its good to know you wont be able to reach that mark again, and nice class shown by a true kentucky fan cursing and calling me names

  • Oh where do I start? This is going to be to easy. I'll give you sometime to think about what I might say. I need some time to figure out where to start.

    Should I start

    1) With you all being a NIT Lock - NO

    2) Getting beat by Bama in the SEC tour - NO

    3) How about Billy D throwing his team under the bus after the loss to Bama - Go to espn . com and check out that article and I'll get back to you

  • i read the article and i agree with donovan i watched the game and everything he said was true, hopefully everyone on the team read the article too and hopefully the can get it through their heads. Why are you still commenting though this makes no sense, you just all the sudden took offense to me defending noah and you took it as a shot to UK but thats not what i meant at all, jeez

  • OOOHHH think your a tough guy,fucking flordia gaytor faggot. Enjoy the fucking NIT, you had 2 years of glory in basketball and now it is over.LOL,LOL, LOL, LOL

  • Few things:

    1) We had our two best players out, Meeks/Patterson. How good would you all be without your 2 best players

    2) No matter what you say, Big Blue Nation is once again United,feeling good, and proud of our program again. If you can't appreciate the heart of a team than I can't help you.

    3) We will be much better next year, deeper, and more experienced.

    4) at least we didn't play in the NIT LOL, LOL

    5) No one even showed up yesterday for your home NIT game, LOL.

  • few things:

    1)for some reason you took me defending joakim noah as me "running my mouth" about UK and making fun of them when i wasnt even doing that

    2)i though it was kind of tight how you guys were able to rebound after loosing to teams like gardner webb and others like that but make that 12 and 4 run in conference to make the tournament

    3)both teams will be really good next year since we both spent this year adjusting and growing and learning and i bet those 2 games next year will be good

  • I don't think UF will be very good, they will be good. If there everything stays cool with what Donovan did and said about his players. Which I think will end up being okay. So say everything will be cool. I say you all go from a NIT team to a somewhere around a 8-10 seed in the NCAA tournament. That would be an improvement. We will go from a 11 seed this year to around a 5 seed next year, at the least. Both UK and UF will be better next year, but UF won't be great. NIT NIT NIT NIT NIT NIT NIT

  • i think i will be able to judge how good we will be next year in this next game vs creighton and if possible arizona st. if we win those 2 and they learn and finally get it (which billy d is trying to have them do with that article and locking the practice facility,etc.) i think we could be a 6-8 seed and UK next year i think will be good with patterson and others returning, who do you have to replace bradley though?

  • Who do we have to replace Bradley? AHHHH Jodie Meeks who is better than Bradley. No wonder you guys were in the NIT This year.

  • i showed up and cheered them on

  • i showed up and cheered them on

  • You guys didn't even get a 1 seed in the NIT, LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

    Does matter really because UK is dancin in the BIG HOUSE. Peace fucking loser, plus GREAT JOB THROWING YOU PLAYERS UNDER THE BUS DONOVAN

  • talk to me when you guys get 20 wins oh wait that wont happen

  • I mean are you really trying to talk shit. You have a coach throwing his young team under the bus, then hardley any fans show up for your (LOL) NIT (LOL) game. So if your coach is dogging out young kids because he failed them this year and your fans are not showing up, and your playing in the NIT, you think I care what you say. Plus it doesn't matter bc UK Fans are damn proud of this team and what they fought through. We are united and have a squad coming back next year.

  • You say that won't happen. I'll just keep this comment and put it away for future use. I don't know whats funnier - UF in the NIT or the fact that you actually think you have something to talk shit about. NIT NIT NIT NIT NIT. Rather not have 20 wins then play in the NIT NIT NIT NIT NIT NIT. NIT NIT NIT NIT NIT NIT NIT NIT NIT NIT NIT. The more you talk the easier you make it for me. NIT NIT NINT NIT NIT NIT NIT. Pretty sad how UF fans don't even show up for their games. NIT NIT NIT NIT NIT

  • I say that wont happen? what wont happen i didnt say anything like that, did you even read my comment i congratulated you for reaching the tournament after having a dissapointing start but it doesnt matter cause you just reply with the same thing over and over "good job gators way to make the NIT NIT NIT NIT LOL LOL LOL LOL, keep talking faggot gator NIT" take your head out of your ass

  • the NIT that they happen to be destroying everybody in

  • What sad is that your actually proud of it

  • Can't believe you are running your mouth, maybe you should have waited before former UK player Coach Ford just kicked your fucking ass. In your fucking face for running your damn mouth you pussy faggot

  • You remember running your mouth a few days ago. IN YOUR FUCKING FAGGOT GAYTOR FACE and that was without our 2 best players Patterson and Meeks. FUCK YOU ENJOY THE NIT

  • thats why his PRO team benched his gay ass.

  • no, he is THE biggest douche in any sport

  • One of the biggest douches in the history of Sport.

  • man dudes telling you what hes talking about! if you don't know, then your lost pal!

  • joakim noah. what a FAG.

  • thats sad. joakim is such a smart mouth, ramel could still beat his ass.

  • what is he talking about?

  • you have no idea and i don't either

  • i hope he never gets near a mic again, what an embarassment

  • yeah while the sentiment is correct, there rest of your comment is retarded

  • yeah oden would look great sitting on your bench the entire year. not to mention you wouldnt have gotten oden at #9. Do you even have a clue?

  • he's right ..... i have no idea ..... well whatever he's talking about i want no part of if he's gonna be there

  • How can a mom that's a beauty queen make something that fugly?

  • hey, gainesville knows what he's talkin about.

  • what is he talking about?

  • Keep hating.

  • "how about u got die"

    idiot. Must be a gaytor fan.

  • he gonna get RAPED in the league

    i hope he fuckin dies.

  • that not nice

  • fukin dumb ass bitch

  • lol i love Joakim.

  • We love Joakim. He's the freaking man. Ya'll are just sick of him woopin your ass.

  • Joakim Noah

    please go die

  • how about u got die

  • wow good comeback. you really put his ass in his place right there

  • hahahahahahaah wtf is he saying LMAO "you have no idea, but we no, the gator boys NO" LOLOLOLOL

  • Noah is a total idiot... "yea we gonna do what we do" ...what a dumbass

  • There's a brand new GATOR Song/Anthem!!! It just came out this week! you can listen to it @

    myspace(dot com)/nobodylikegemini

    youtube wouldnt let me post the actual link

    check it out!!

  • FAg!

  • The GAYta boyz know what? How he gonna give em' all head when they get back to the hotel?

  • Ha, Dude Speak Fluent French,

    And Got to talk All Ghetto for the TV cams

  • wat a fag

  • welcome 2 chicago Joakim...

  • Gainesville is a fucking shithole , I can't fucking wait to leave this fucking piss ass excuse for a town!!!!!!

  • What is he talking about?????????

  • what hes going to do to celebrate the championship

  • I love Joakim he brings that energy every team needs

  • I don't think he knows how much of a dick he acts like/is. He's not even that good but his arrogance, like Corey and Al, has no bounds. Smart as a pebble. I have more respect for shit than him. Don't be a slave and glorify him as God, b/c if it were up to him, he'd be pissing on ur face. He's living proof- being 6'11 and putting a damn ball in a hoop is more important than brains, right? He can play bball only b/c of genetics; hasn't done a day of hard work in his life. what a fucking fool.

  • What a joke.

  • u no wat im say-in yo?!

    LOL, Joakim Noah is a f*cktard.

  • ok the hater is mostly made of the color, blacks hate em cuz he is light skin doin dark skin fools in bball,the whites hate em cuz he is their dream color,plus he isnt considered a full A.A. but has features(the 1s white ppl want),and also they can claim em as white/caucausin, cause he isnt,not all black/whites hate em but a lot do,i understand em i get hated on cuz ima mixed person who can run and shit,by the way im half black and mexican not white and whites hate that