As a daughter my pa wasn't the one 2 b afraid of it was my big bro. My big bro don't play around at all. My pa said he had a shot gun plus a rifle and he knows how 2 use them, but my big bro so no need 2 I'll take care of the boy. So I was afraid 2 bring even 1 of my boyfriends home because of my big bro and pa. No wonder my pa had Rodney Atkins' song Cleanin' This Gun played at my 16 birthday party 4 those rules r true rules 4 me as well.
You don't want to get to know the man dating your daughter? You just want to try and intimidate him and your daughter hate you? If you behave like this, you are a worthless father.
if my dad does that ill hate him and he will say will its for ur best sweetheart and i say yeah whatever...and then once i almost kiss my bf and he said u better not of ill blow this shiny thing and that has 5 shots and i can shout the as easly u blink...he is just so like that..pshh :p
Hey, here is a good method for me to break the ice with daddy, I come in a nice pair of jeans and a button down shirt and tie, and my Philmont belt and belt buckle, showing a note of recommendation from my scoutmaster and pastor, and youth minister. If I ask for stuff like that I can get it pretty easy, I am an active scout at 19, trained all the older boys in my troop, am still active in my church's youth group, and oh yeah, I am a member of my church's choir, that a good enough list?
my dad said a shot gun, a shovel, and Five acres. and Then my boyfriend said, Sir, I'm the Sheriff's son and I'll take good care of her. Then my dad, Ohhhh, on that case, BRING HER HOME EARLY!!!!!!
I'm the same way pretty much. Since my Twin sister died I pretty much assumed the role of 'Big Brother' for my closest friends. One time a boy was messing with one of my 'sisters and I confronted him. Now this was a boy who was obviously a major athlete and me I'm just a Band/Drama/Bookworm, I however am a black-belt in several different Martial Arts, so anyway I'm about to go at him when she pulls me aside and informs me he really IS her brother. So that was fun.
@rainbowchakra90 These are rules for dating my big sister, which include punishments for infringements upon the rules, including loss of fingers toes and various other appendages.
As a daughter my pa wasn't the one 2 b afraid of it was my big bro. My big bro don't play around at all. My pa said he had a shot gun plus a rifle and he knows how 2 use them, but my big bro so no need 2 I'll take care of the boy. So I was afraid 2 bring even 1 of my boyfriends home because of my big bro and pa. No wonder my pa had Rodney Atkins' song Cleanin' This Gun played at my 16 birthday party 4 those rules r true rules 4 me as well.
Shefferlover 2 months ago
You don't want to get to know the man dating your daughter? You just want to try and intimidate him and your daughter hate you? If you behave like this, you are a worthless father.
ohyayitstrey 2 months ago
YOU DO NOT OWN YOUR DAUGHTER. If you respect her at all, you won't follow these shitty traditions
thepuppyandpanda 4 months ago
if my dad does that ill hate him and he will say will its for ur best sweetheart and i say yeah whatever...and then once i almost kiss my bf and he said u better not of ill blow this shiny thing and that has 5 shots and i can shout the as easly u blink...he is just so like that..pshh :p
iluvthehungergames11 6 months ago
lol! this iz hilarious! but if my parents find these, i will hunt u down... because they will use them!
kewtiepie97 7 months ago
calm ur shit, not all boys wanna rape ur daughter
EmmaDance16 8 months ago
when i have a kid and if it's a girl all the boy has to do is answer this one question
quick thing it would be a model gun other words a fake a toy ect.
me:this gun is real or fake so there's one thing you have to ask yourself do you feel lucky punk.
if he ansewers yes i won't hurt him but he will be chased out
if he ansewrs no i'll still chase him out. if he ansewrs maybe only then will he be able to date my daughter sounds fair right.
firestarter3d 1 year ago
lol number 3....and goose down parka zipped up to her throat haha.... thats funny but true
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ffggjhg 1 year ago
uhm whats the point if this
Mrcdoggfolife004 1 year ago
@Mrcdoggfolife004 It's that they're funny, and the only good father of a teenage girl is a strict one.
OneWeirdDude 1 year ago 2
I wish you were my dad
memoe15 1 year ago
i wish i had a big bro that wud take up 4 me o well i have a cuz who will beat a guys a** he make me cry
britt23102128 1 year ago
Hey, here is a good method for me to break the ice with daddy, I come in a nice pair of jeans and a button down shirt and tie, and my Philmont belt and belt buckle, showing a note of recommendation from my scoutmaster and pastor, and youth minister. If I ask for stuff like that I can get it pretty easy, I am an active scout at 19, trained all the older boys in my troop, am still active in my church's youth group, and oh yeah, I am a member of my church's choir, that a good enough list?
Jeremiah90526 1 year ago
@Jeremiah90526 this says your a fake and not going anywhere near my baby unless i can prove all that
emma4604 8 months ago
My dad and my older brother have these rules set for me lmao
aubreyygailxoxo 1 year ago
my dad said a shot gun, a shovel, and Five acres. and Then my boyfriend said, Sir, I'm the Sheriff's son and I'll take good care of her. Then my dad, Ohhhh, on that case, BRING HER HOME EARLY!!!!!!
MsNewyorkyankees1 1 year ago
OMG!! Haha, this is great!!
myoda06 1 year ago
I admire all of the big brothers on here looking out for their little sisters... it makes me wish I had a big brother haha(:
c0uNtRyGirL96 1 year ago
@c0uNtRyGirL96 Not just big brothers, I am the little brother, man hurts my sister, I hurt him, he makes her cry, I make him cry
Jeremiah90526 1 year ago 2
@Jeremiah90526
I'm the same way pretty much. Since my Twin sister died I pretty much assumed the role of 'Big Brother' for my closest friends. One time a boy was messing with one of my 'sisters and I confronted him. Now this was a boy who was obviously a major athlete and me I'm just a Band/Drama/Bookworm, I however am a black-belt in several different Martial Arts, so anyway I'm about to go at him when she pulls me aside and informs me he really IS her brother. So that was fun.
Timor8888 11 months ago
These are the rules if you're dating my little sister.
rainbowchakra90 2 years ago
@rainbowchakra90 These are rules for dating my big sister, which include punishments for infringements upon the rules, including loss of fingers toes and various other appendages.
Jeremiah90526 1 year ago
As a mother of a daughter, these rules are all true!
longtallsally4 2 years ago 9
What song is that??? I love it :D
Guest1913 2 years ago
my dad lived by #1 and if a boy pulled up and honked they got to take my dad on a date
amarie8393 2 years ago 19
i saw this on a redneck site! nevertheless, it is really funny on here too!
tennesseeangel12 2 years ago
Amazing!! It's like he read my mind.
pjamese3 3 years ago 3
I will kill you!
xDDD *rofl* sehr geil
ItakaRain 3 years ago 2