Inside Gaming: Jon CJG @ E3 video 5

[WingmanUnited]

Kind of reminds me of Frankie Miunez

[WoofyGoesMeoww]

I remember watching this back in 2009 and thinking he was serious for the entire series.

[YOYOJSRF69]

Does Jon have a son? :0?

[Elusiphin]

THIS FUCKING SAXAPHONE O_o

[TheGamerFacts]

jon your a fag a homo and a lier and nobody loves you but me because you are the coolest smartest and funniest person i know jon me and the rest of the world <3 you......jk lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollollollollol

[1headphoneguy]

lol he trolled the entire expo

[MetallicTuneFilms]

OMG JON HAS A KID?!?! :0

[Fuzzietomato1]

@MetallicTuneFilms You're a fucking idiot

[MetallicTuneFilms]

@Fuzzietomato1 You don't get sarcasm either dumbass.

[Fuzzietomato1]

@MetallicTuneFilms You can't read body language or tone of voice over the internet thus cannot tell sarcasm retard plus I bet that was just a cop out reply because you actually thought he had a kid.

[MetallicTuneFilms]

@Fuzzietomato1 You sir are telling me that you cannot tell sarcasm over CAPS?!?!!??!

[Condensatioification]

@MetallicTuneFilms DUDE, WHATS CAPS LOCK YOU ARE AN IDIOT WHO KNOWS NOTHING OF COMPUTERS, IN MY TIME, KIDS LIKE YOU WOULD ACTUALLY KNOW A THING OR TWO.

[MetallicTuneFilms]

@Condensatioification ROOZULT!

[gryphonprince]

@MetallicTuneFilms

Fucking idiots.

[Grizzlism]

@IAmJoshHerrera

wtf

[Zentrix97]

yeah! who needs a big asian guy talking on a screen?

[MrRpgmakerkid]

john reminds me of mike hawk

[darthvenom30567]

@MrRpgmakerkid u mean my cock lols

[MrRpgmakerkid]

@darthvenom30567 thats the point of the joke mike hawk is a name but if u say it fast then its my cock lol get it?

[darthvenom30567]

@MrRpgmakerkid yea all halo noobs can suck mike hawk lols

[MrRpgmakerkid]

@darthvenom30567 well actully i got blakc ops and its prety good but no reason to hate hal if u hate it then dont buy it.

[darthvenom30567]

@MrRpgmakerkid wat i never said i hated black ops i just said all the noobs who cant play halo and loose all the time can suck mike hawx wtf is ur problem dude srsly wat the fuck

[dgaheyfnscg1000]

@MrRpgmakerkid aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[DL3Lanc3]

Don't you kno tht girl on the first Arby nChief in LA show, tht girl that was talking to the arbiter could have been his wife even if she was voiced by Jon

[deathXdante]

if he had a kid then how would he get so much pussy

[iluvtexting1234]

if he does get a wife i would definately want to go to his wedding and meet her, i wonder if she would like to play video games too

[Damnagoras1]

"People don't even have to go outside anymore." He didn't manage to hide what he truly felt in a thick, furry coat of sarcasm. He sounded sad. :(

[LazyDog1657]

Okay everybody we get it he is sarcastic in most of these videos. STFu allready.

[SergeantBagel]

In this movie, sarcasm is key.

[MrEddguy]

@DragonTycoon Yea, too bad nearly half my age group are show offs and spoilt... :(

[toasterowned666]

tony hawks ride got 3 out of 10 :')

[nightral8I4]

Did that buddy happen to be Sniper2477.

[TheSceneRockerz123]

oh god he's so sarcastic

[iSilverwolf]

i think he was being sarcastic dude chill out

[dkuch45]

Any one who fails to see the sarcasm, please help humanity by hurling yourself off plane, or into a moving car.

[MrLolsforlife]

lol everyone's dissing MW2 these days i wonder why?

[1shaughness2]

i hate people who can't tell sarcasm, of course he doesn't mean anything he's saying

[SlyTheBlindGuy]

goll, jon seems like a really "AWESOME" dad, im being sarcastic of course but does not have any kids so it does not matter anyway

[KANCERR1]

Why are you guys so dense you can't tell he's being sarcastic

[GranTruismo4head]

PSX FTW

[catnipassian]

@DragonTycoon are you retarded, or are you being sarcastic

[Foges6694]

I hope ur sarcastic lol

[Jokerrkid831]

shut up foomidins mw2 suck my cock

[Antonio12684]

tony hawk ride COMPLETELY bombed

[GemsterCM]

HE DOES, GAWD!

he's being sarcastic the WHOLE E3 Tour!

dont u freakin get it?

[3434343434utubeguy]

I always thought that Jon lived alone =O

[SirLolcat]

He's being sarcastic dumbass

[ForcedLuck]

"im not letting my son out of his room till he buys this game" lol Mean !

[foomidins]

MW2 is even better

[AmmunitionGaming]

"like, what is wrong with kids now a days, like i mean they really need to get the good times, no question about it. this is the real picture ( tony hawk ollies of a ledge and lands it while a big explosion is released behind him ) lol that was pritty good right there!

[RabbidSquirrel556]

He is acting like some of the characters that are in his Machinimas - loud, obnoxious types, y'know? What makes it even more funny that he is doing it at E3

[aptsman]

its pretty cool how he doesnt say one truthfull sentence the entire e3 and he still gets his veiw across

[rabster7]

sarcasm ftw

[TheShenmoki]

that tony hawks looks AWESOME

[Carnage1235]

Seriously people, he doesn't have kids or a wife, he's being sarcastic, don't you realise that? He's pratically flailing it around like a cat when you grab its tail.

[masterchieffan20]

his wife? his son? lies?????????????

[THEGAMERG0D]

Asshole

[quigsrule]

Has QVC sent Jon an offer yet?

[garitina99]

why did you send your kid to his room for having an opinon

[DanQ8000]

he doesnt have a kid lol. hes joking

[pandacub11]

lol he doesn't actually have a kid dude

[croxrox159]

i know!! what the hell!!!!

[Pissedoffteengamer]

Everything that he says here is sarcasm.

[saph2104]

he doesn't have a son......

[RadioactiveCarma]

from 2:35-3:00 the camera guy keeps in mind to have the MW 2 countdown in sight rofl... good stuff, Jon!

[RabbidSquirrel556]

He's being sarcastic every second.

When he says how cool the skateboard controller is, he's saying it is quite shit.

Love your work!!!

[hutton12345]

Who ignores modern warefare 2 and tries tony hawk instead

[RandomVideosUnite]

all this time i thought jon looked like a bad ass army guy lol... jk but now i see him lol...

[HellsmiteProductions]

he has elf ears!!!!!!

[RewardsOnePoints]

i would like try many games, but my view is too narrow, when i first got my xbox i only played halo 3, then my friend brought me into COD 5, now im back to only playing H3 and H3 ODST

[miscguy1]

He has a kid too?

[Yamsicles5]

I think this is the 500'th text comment

W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep mak'n vids Jon, U ROCK!

[Yamsicles5]

I love this partcular series for it's sence that you actually are there, and the neak peek at about every video game out there!

[oOm4rc0Oo]

This videos were cool, but so many idiots commenting...

[oOm4rc0Oo]

*these

[Charismaxe]

Some people don't understand the humor of sarcasm.....

[Noiderna]

I hate sarcasm more than anything. Jon's just basically ruining himself by saying some random shit he knows people are going to take seriously.

Being literate is the best thing that can happen to anyone.

And for all of you that are probably going to say "KILL THE LITERATE! CUT HIS THROAT! SPILL HIS BLOOD!"

This is from a guy who was ACTUALLY BLOCKED because he took whatever Jon was saying seriously, asking if Jon actually had a son.

[SAMTHEASSasin99]

Please tell me hes not serious about staying inside haha

[raidersplayer80]

i sent him to his room cause he was relly pissing me off thata night

[SenganMaster]

2:57

I bet Jon was scopin' some nice ass.

[MrBrian987987]

you play the game in your livingroom .....then you hurt

[mrgrantowner]

he doesnt have any wife or kids hes being sarcastic

[YouGotAnEmail]

Yea

[Coginater]

He "WISH" he had a family which is pretty sad. i mean think about it, he's treating video games like that's his family, like for example:

"People should be spending more money on video games"

"Finally i dont have to go outside."

It's just sad.

[ValkyrieKnightX]

Hes being sarcastic dumbass!

[gmodchinima]

youre being sarcastic too. right?

[aniimatiion]

He has kids?

[YouGotAnEmail]

Noes

[MASTERCHEAT3601]

you know arby n the chief is just contsent swearing and peanus jokes but thats the buty of it

[ValkyrieKnightX]

learn to spell penis right

[MASTERCHEAT3601]

i a accidently typed it wrong does it really matter why do people just go completly off the subject becaude of spelling its not a big deal i bet your just another 5 yeear old trying to act like your in your 20 or whatever

[saph2104]

learn how to spell....

[MASTERCHEAT3601]

fuck u

[TazerLad505]

why in arby n the chief do u never see your wife and kid?

[raidersplayer80]

he has an apartment where he films it

[themanisback18]

i wish i was ur son

[alexlomboy]

i know hes being sarcastic in all these videos but why didnt he act like himself

[LordDrakmord]

He is acting like himself. Jon is naturally dry and sarcastic.

[raptorsfan01]

but obviously being exaggerated

[Ieaturbrainz]

yep

[bozav]

even though hes being sarcastic, jon would be a cool dad though, a dad who loves video games and an actual parent who dosent critize games,insted he encourges you

[Inyafaic]

sarcastic jon is sarcastic

[supercrazycon]

if he had a son his son wold be like 2 or 3

[irkiIIer]

hes 21 retard, why would he have a son

[drawing11]

I dont understand how anyone could seriously believe his sarcasm. what a bunch of morons, all of the people who believe this are the reason he's sarcastic like this in his videos to mock all the retards. God what a bunch of idiots !

[Firefox3339]

OK your 21 and your married and you have a kid and your making movies with a game for teens WTF!!!

[Firefox3339]

this is weird

[b0bm3rley]

your wierd

[D4rkThund3r]

jokes

[guyanesesk8ter]

lol he was being sarcastic

[hogslayer117]

hes joking

[dem1ni0n124]

he's being sarcastic

[Firefox3339]

OK anyone who reply's on my old comment is going to die

[wheelman1324]

This guy might screw around a lot, But he's great I'm telling you. You probably already knew that because you're watching this. And yes!! he was being sarcastic all the way through this!!!

[f0ngtasticXD]

does he really have a wife?

[ShadoBat]

do u guys really believe its sarcasm

cause i dont

[bionsuba1]

well then you are a moron

[dragontamez]

All i see is childish comments and constant Wingeing.. Jon was being sarcastic during this video, about alot of stuff.. He's not an asshole lol...

kids need to be a little more mature bout this crap and stop bitching making me read useless shitty comments.

[PINKDANGER65]

no one is making you read the comments you fucking tool

[isnowromesds2]

haha personally I think these videos are funny

[Str8GANGSTERstudios]

lol damn str8 i feel u lol also i cant tell if he's being sarcastic or not lol especially in the last episode about his kids i dont belleive that at all but u never no

[ChannelGamernews]

its greater getting taught by a person not the game.

[SoCoMkId226]

NOT MODERN WARFARE 2 WTF JON!!

[AlphaFoxtrot7790]

sarcasm...

[34ytrhtrghrf]

wow that loser is married sje must be desprate

[fhfgsajfh]

he's being sarcastic you idiot.

[34ytrhtrghrf]

i whas joking tou canadian dipshit!

[fhfgsajfh]

sure you were. Why have i heard that more then once whenever they insult somebody.

[34ytrhtrghrf]

yh yh what ever go back to your little nerd box before im going to beat your fucking teeth out bitch!

[321erup123]

or maybe your just an idiot. He was being sarcastic the whole time.

[irkiIIer]

i wonder if youre married if ure saying that shit

[34ytrhtrghrf]

im fucking 15 you stupid loser

[DerkaDerkaDerka100]

whose was talking to you anyway??

[34ytrhtrghrf]

your mom

[darthinvadh3r]

lol lame but funny

[MikeGustaw]

I am too but at least I don't have to result in failing when coming up with an insult. YOu in reality are either going to leave highschool let alone life as a virgin and you just simply fail.

[xxnaruacexx]

Its hard to sense his sarcasm. Jon is pretty cool =)

[kidrocker60]

its funny how all his favorites are The best Skateboarding rocks

[DarkZabuza177]

wel ya kno ya know is that all you can ...ya know..say

[cooldudes1011]

jon so gets me

[leetcam]

How does he keep from laughing.

[acousticguitarist64]

he has no wife or kids god hes just being sarcastic

[jpark0906]

lol a little too sarcastic. Hoping to see an actual game

[Smurfkiller921]

sarcasm gets old....

[IWIUSMCIMIUSSR]

he sent his son to his room over a video game?

[toxicmatt95]

he doesnt have a son

[iRayCopping]

he doesnt have a son, your pretty dense

[LordVurtax]

He wont let his imaginary son out of his room until he waits for tony hawk ride with the skateboard and buy it with his own allowance.

Thats funny

[theyipman23]

he has a wife and a kid?!?

[BattleCry105]

He's making fun of the controller.

He's saying the controller is for people who are lazy and won't go outside and skateboard themselves.

[drawing11]

so yipman, ur telling me after watching videos 1-4 through all the sarcasm and joking, u honestly think he has a wife and kid when he says he does? How retarded are you btw.

[ryuga062]

Cock of Doodie Mourn Buttsecks 2?

[blakstealth22]

Lol..son.

[378xxianxx378]

theres someone out there for everyone and someday he'll find some girl who wouldn't care that he did it as long as he just doesn't dedicate so much time to it to the point where he cant have a love life.

[Siili35]

Jon is great machinima director, but it's cruel fact that he won't get girlfriend as long as he makes video series with Halo action figures or voice acts some dramatic Halo machinimas 24/7 at home. It's just too roflmao for any clever girl :(

It's sad to see how he dreams about family in these sarcastic E3 videos =(

[greenhorse176]

What!! Cock of Dooody Modurn wurfurr 2!!!!!

[TheThinDrummer]

Well there are people who think he is. hahaha.

"i didnt know he had a son?"

"He is so full of him self"

Its just funny how people belive he is for real

[TRDEWH]

ya its kinda obviouse that hes faking being a jerk and everything lol

[TALDOLAM]

u have to be a dipshit to not realize that hes being sarcastic in all these videos...

[TheThinDrummer]

4:00 Lulz. i almost belived him. haha

[Espada623]

hes being sarcastic, Extremely Sarcastic just for the LOL's and WTF's.

[keitht642]

When he was talking about Tony Hawk's ride and how real life skating makes you prone to accidents he actually sounded pretty legit. I thought he meant it for a bit?

[ValRocksEdwardsWorld]

i dought he has a wife and anything u see his appartment during the arby and chief thing and its hard to explain but u can sort of tell

[Afrikiism]

ROFL.

Kids need to get with the times. That line killed me.

[Squallleonheartfan]

i love his sarcasm!

[BEBADAL]

i'd like to be his son...

[FilmingASausage]

dude ._.

gamers dont have sons.

[BEBADAL]

or do they....?

[NEMOanimation]

they have elite keyboards XD

[TomMcCool11]

he's not a fan of activision

[aldeine5]

woah.

you have a son!?!?

[thebestusernameeva]

No. Concider this:

The "average age" in which any child is interested in video games of the sort is around 10-ish. This means that he would've had to have had a son about 11 years ago (1 extra for pregnancy and all that). Since he's around 20, he would've had to have been married at about 9. Since most married couples don't have children will after about 2-5 years after marriage, that brings it down to married at 4. So yeah...

Long story short, he was being sarcastic.......

[thebestusernameeva]

Yes... I know... I really need to get myself a life....... But hey, I apparently can't resist ruining stuff for other people!

[gameking015]

OW!!! at 1:54

[Sean1547]

jesus hes being sarcastic he doesnt have a wife or a son...

[DrBubbaa]

people fail at judging info with a grain of salt

[COOLERU]

this made me lol

[AwesomeHaloVideos]

does he really have a son

[daajkunion]

no lol

[CivicNox]

i wish i had a fucking awsome gamer dad like that!!