Not In Your Butt

[belleofacadia]

this is why its soooo important to use anal toys with FLARED bases.

[delicatebiscuit]

ASS SOUP! ROFL!!! I love you!

[CarbonatedMagic]

... At first I couldn't decide whether to listen or marvel over the fact you are obviously Ducky and Abby's love child from NCIS. You beautiful creature. (Also this was a great video, mostly because half of it was "HAHA NO WAY" and half people looking away shyly. You learn about friends this way man, you learn.)

[GodfatherofEire]

@CarbonatedMagic I was thinking the exact same thing.

[RickGustanowitz]

My godddddd...she does know nothing... I had much stranger and bigger things in my ass. The Mrs Butterworth's bottle is fab...Honey, it is all about the shape that gives the pleasure...

Ohw and come on...ID Glide for ass play??? There is stuff much better for lube...

[smurfboywv]

@RickGustanowitz You're gross.

[joakeimmcgrath]

An ass is not a storage -_-

[BlizzardtheWolf97]

Ohmygod

test tubes are incredibly breakable

I found that out the hard way in chemistry last year. Cut my hand up real bad

WHY WOULD ANYONE INSERT THAT ANALLY

owowowowowow ;A;

[bleueyedQT131]

Oh my, she's too funny! I laughed throughout this whole video!

[surtur55]

@bleueyedQT131 This.. I can't stop laughing and I'm :44 seconds in

[rank666]

you are missing the best item pull out of some ones ass

concrete

[TheSatanicJews]

Some people have also put my dick in their butts and they love it and me too.

[restoele]

The places you've been Mrs. Butterworth...

[DetectiveTective]

how the fuck does this shit fit in there????

[TheSatanicJews]

@DetectiveTective Why you ask, did you tried and it didnt fit???

[th3randomguy96]

way to go,ruin a perfectly good coke with your butt...

[PlasticAstroBoy]

ass soup LOL =D

[koocachoo72]

DOLL HEADS!

[ShaintheWolfman]

This video is wonderful.

[omgfishiam]

I shouldnt be laughing so hard, should i?

[HezaaZee]

This is the best infomercial to have ever been recorded.

[VivaAlecto]

if I was an ER doctor and someone said they needed a Mrs. Butterworth's bottle of syrup removed from their anus I would think it was a joke the staff was pulling on me

[DoctorRainbow8321]

these people sure like playing with their food.

[pirsocau]

omg people are... weird

[yvettecozzie]

Wtf Kind Of Name Is Ducky Doolittle ?!

[klaus121991]

not saying you should, but someone did it

[TheAvocadoSmoothie]

:) To the person who wondered about why it was only the heads of the dolls in people's butts, my guess is that some of the people may have also put the rest of the doll up there, but when they tried to pull it out the head came off.

[spazkat821]

This is >9000 internets.

[inarisfire]

roflol



[MenkoDany]

What the fuck did I just watch.

It's hillarious and disturbing at the same time xD

[verticalrack]

ass soup. XD

[AGrayPhantom]

Each item she holds up is the actual item that was in the person's butt.

[SapphireD910]

Doll heads... you mean with all the other interesting things with texture they shoved up there, they didn't want to attempt the whole doll in that case?

[iamtherealbeenebag]

What what????

[nemesis3049]

Attention members of MENSA: Start Breeding. Seriously.

[Phoenixfire5]

"Not saying you should, just that somebody did." lol she's so cute

[Sokervin1]

"it was like they were trying to make an ass soup or something" best line of the whole vid

[jaesama]

Ok, I laughed, really.

Also : ass soup.

[TheFlyingWieland]

I'm not saying you should, but somebody did.

[Torieisaunicorn]

LMFAO! WHAT??!

[Woramot]

The scary part is that stuff can actually fit...*shudder*

[16Nire61]

... This video made me feel sad that someone actually tried these things. It's one thing to go, "Yeah, that would be funny if I stuck it up my ass, wouldn't it?" It's another thing entirely to actually DO it.

[187SAVMADE]

she said ".....a potato up their butt like their trynna make some ass soup or sumthin, idk..." lmMFao now that shit was funny cuhzz

[Kimblewick]

I hate when I go into my butt with five press on nails and come out with four. Totally ruins my manicure.

[Neoxkais]

XDDDD this was the greatest fucking thing ever (no pun intended)

[myheartloveandsoul]

How could anyone do such a heinous thing to dear Ms Butterworths!? D:

[fefeloved1]

lol, ass soup

[Dominik047]

haha i laughed sooo much!

[fudgedogbannana]

I wonder if any of these people were gay?

[GretaSwitch]

"It's like they're makin' some kind of 'Ass Soup' or something."

[CanTake8]

@GretaSwitch Isn't "Ass Soup" commonly known as "santorum?"

[fishielover1124]

@GretaSwitch your comment just made me laugh so hard <3 thanks for that lmao

[Eck0studio]

I love this woman!

[MrLt69812]

I say what what in the butt

[DementisVenustas]

My aunt is a RN and yeah... she could tell some horror stories of things she's pulled out of people.

[DementisVenustas]

My aunt is a RN and yeah... she could tell some horror stories of things she's pulled out of people.

[pandarsson]

Thank you, Ms. Doolittle, for helping me know what I should put up my butt.

[OldPinky210]

I once had a professor who removed a three wick candle (8" diameter) from some ones rectum, she said despite working in the ER and pulling things out of peoples rectums on a daily basis, that was the largest she had ever seen.

[slickhector]

@OldPinky210 - I hope you mean 8" circumference. An 8" diameter candle would be thicker than most people's upper thigh.

[OldPinky210]

@slickhector

yeah thats what was so frightening about the story.

[vaguelyhumanoid]

Wow.

I feel... somehow more sex-positive.

I'm surprised there was no "dropping the soap" joke around 2:25.

I want to sample "this is my absolute favorite food item in anyone's butt, ever" in a techno song... maybe play it on a big stereo when I go to Gay Pride, lol!

[gag75]

Haha, you are adorable and this is hilarious. haha

[Regiald]

wtf?

[WECantThink]

A friend of mine works in the ER. The best were a bottle of wine.... Wow! And a light bulb....Ouch!

[medeve1111]

Am I the only one who took this video as a direct challenge?

[haGoodluckwiththat]

@medeve1111 probably not, but I think you're the first one to say it.

[DrKraig]

Sharpees? "Yeah doc, someone left a felt marker on my chair and I accidentally sat on it!"

[l33tpwn4ge]

*looks at maglite by bed*

no fuckin' way dude...

[dora519]

Hahahaha I used to work for Maglight!

[omfg191]

That made me cringe a couple of times. Also, I wonder how awkward it is to do those videos.

[jaleesa122587]

BUY TOYS PEOPLE. The cost of a toy is significantly less than the cost of an emergency room visit. FACT.

[Imajica3780]

If you're in America.

FACT.

[jaleesa122587]

lol, true. :)

[JohanKH]

@jaleesa122587 I live in Sweden, our hospital fees are the same regardless of issue. I'm sure an emergency visit cost less than the last cody or whatever it's called :D

Salami all the way! Fact! :D

If the salami is too expensive get a squash.

[TheSophera]

@jaleesa122587 And not an action figure either!

[mistercocktopus]

@jaleesa122587 But not doll heads or balloons.

[DDRWakaLaka]

fdsakjgasjdl PFFFT, ass soup. I spat all over my screen while laughing at that. Thanks.

[xplosiv757]

Ebaum's world is responsible for all the Ball point pens and sharpies. 3:20

[douma234]

I guess some guy needed their ass to be cleaned out with soap...

...from the inside?

[ePsil0n74]

my friend put a mouse trap game ball in his ass once, he couldn't get it out for a while but it eventually popped out...

[MostUnfortunate]

Lmao, I was really drunk and my girlfriend put a golf ball in there. Very terrifying. Wasn't that easy to get out..

[ePsil0n74]

Some girlfriend you've got there.

[MostUnfortunate]

Yeah lol, I had like.. 6 shots of everclear that night. I was so fucked up..

[ePsil0n74]

I meant what kind of girlfriend takes advantage of your drunken ass to put a golf ball... up your drunken ass?

[MostUnfortunate]

Well, Tbh.. It's nothing to some of the things i've done to her lol..

[ePsil0n74]

Must be a pretty strong relationship then O.o

[MostUnfortunate]

It was, ;). I don't know dude. Shit was fucked up lol.

[ConsumptionMayCause]

an incomplete set of fake nails? perhaps it was an incredibly deep statement of profound meaning and insight.

because that would be so must cooler than someone just shoving a set of fake nails up their ass for the lulz.

[Skytteflickan88]

I suppose someone got fisted by someone else who had press on nails.

Bad, bad, painful idea.

[StudioSkary]

Hey, I love Tantus but jeeze, the food items really aren't that bad. I have read of people who put glass bottles, and people who made a concrete enema (yeah, it hardened.) ... THAT makes me cry.

[DemonTaoist]

Great find!

Good lord that cowboy is monstrous! And I can't help but shudder and wonder what state the light bulb was in when they fished it out... 1 guy 1 jar anyone?

[juliancalavera]

WTF! hahaha you better get butt plugs from tantus!!!

[KatanaButch]

People astound me...a jar of peanut butter?!

[y2jseller]

Eat the carrot.

[jngaio]

Ok, fine, I'll stop putting giant salamis and collectible action heroes in my butt already! Yeesh, you people!

[Skytteflickan88]

Thanks for making me laugh.

[loveloveparties]

The cowboy, my god!!! Great and amusing video...I had to LOL at a bunch of those!

[AreThereNoMoreNames]

Interesting. The Cowboy looks nice, if not for that point on it.

[echobunny]

I'm not surprised at the things people shove in there. My goodness.